McComb High School - Momento Yearbook (McComb, OH)

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x xx, x X x N N NX N N x I, Larry Mapes, will my pet Hounddog to the dogcather because I know he will eventually get it anyway. I, Lynne Miller, will my Elvis Presley hairdo to Phyllis Sharninghouse so she can start a new fad. I, Shirley Miller, will my Liberty-Benton class ring to Suzanne Wade knowing she likes them so well. I, Sara Myers, bequeath my morning after the night before look to Elaine In- body knowing she has good reasons to use it. I, Larry Orwick, will my Junior Atlas Barbell Set to Barbara Ewing. Remember Barbara Go, Go, Go! ! I, Dennis Peters, do hereby will my ability to keep away from women and out of dark corners to Donnie Kepling knowing that he needs it badly. I, Robert Phillips, offer my interest for good music and fine art to Mr. Deta- more so he can get out of the music field all together. I, Wilbur Richards, offer my pint-sized hip flask to anyone who likes timely snorts of chocolate milk like I do. I, Janice Schwartz, will my ability to go with shorter boys to Ruthie Leader so he won't have to stoop to conquer her. I, Bob Self, bequeath my Clorets for kissing sweet breath to Miss Painter, just in case. I, Phyllis Shafer, bestow my ability to keep my thoughts to myself to Joyce Campbell. A needle and thread will hold your lips together until you get used to it, Joyce. I, Velva Shafer, will my ability to carry on a conversation with myself to Mary Haughn so she will have someone to talk to after we're gone. I, Bud Sherick, will my ability to whisper sweet nothings or nothing sweet in girls ears to Darrell Challen. Remember Darrell, don't get carried away! I, Beverly Shoop, will my position as Vice President of the OMA QOld Maids Associationj to Rosie Rader so she can take over in case the Marines don't land. I, Florence Sterling, hereby bequeath my last name to all the tarnished brass in high school. We, the Senior Class of 1957, being of sotmd mind do hereby declare this our last will and testament. Signed: The Senior Class of 1957 Larry Inbody Mark Deerwester Lynne Miller Beverly Shoop iv. SAGER MOTOR SALES, CHEVROLET and OLDSMOBILE, Deshler, Ohio

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Semor Class of McComb Hrgh School, rn the year of our Lord Nrneteen Hundred and Frfty Seven, Vrllage of McComb County of Hancock, State of Ohro 'berng of mature mrnd and Judgement, frndrng rt necessary and proper to drspose of our desrrable and dearth possessrons do hereby declare thls our last w1ll and testa ment To the school we leave the remaunder of our money to start a fund for needy teachers rn case httle blessrngs arnve lmexpectedly In tlus way future classes wrll not suffer the drre consequences that our class has endured To the Junror Class we leave our outstandrng characterrstrcs of trarmng and leaderslup plus our old, much used Honor Socrety prns, knowrng that our goals of lugh qualrty wrll never agarn be aclueved To the Sophomore Class we bequeath our beloved sponsor Mrs Ensrgn, provrd rng they can produce as lulanous a Juruor play as we drd To the Freshmen we vnll our superfluous personahtres, gracrous manners, ex qmsrte facral features, wluch have been helped along by numerous plastrc sux geons I Jamce Altman, bequeath J0hnny's red curls to Larry Tyson so he can rmpress Mrs Sprtzer I Anne Andoruan do hereby offer my love of wooly msects to Anrta Kurtz pro vrdrng she loves them wrth my enthusrasm I Mark Deerwester, hereby wrll my love for Roberta Harden to Denms Geren w1ththe understandrng that Saturday mghts are for me I Dan Dretnch, wrll my Jumor play nrghtgown to Arvrna Swrnehart provrdrng her knees don't shake when she wears It ID pubhc I Jerry Foltz, entrust my bashfulness to Brenda Holladay wrth the agreement she wrll stop beggrng me for dates , Paula Foltz, w11l my RDX Tablets to Jo Fran Ferrell because she needs them worse than I do I Darrell Gallant, wrll my cute wrnk and sweet smrle to all the Freshman grrlres who lrked them so much thrs year I, Ronald Hale, donate my sleepy drsposrtron rn Government Class to alltheun lucky Juruors who Wlu frnd my posture pedrc mattress convenrently hrdden rn the cupboard I, Jeanette Hermon bequeath my h.1llb1lly accent to Davrd Gallant so he can rmpress the grrls , Larry Inbody hereby w1ll my moronrc laugh to Drane Booth so she can de velope her own 1d.1Ot1C grggle I Phyllrs Kersh, w1ll my nrckname Legs to Becky Shoop so she can snag Gary Geren I, Larry Klrngler w1ll my ab1l1ty to play football to LaVera Payne knowrng she would hke to get rn the huddle wrth some of the players , Slurley Lrke bestow my three day school week and four day weekend to Charles Eberly so he can hold a part trme Job to rarse money to send needy souls to college 1 . - , . - - , . , . . - I ' ' X . 4 - s xxx . .' . . . N . . . - . . . . x Y ' . . . x - ' . X I . ? . . . - XX N ' X X ' . . . . . I . . , CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLASS OF 1957--HARMON FUNERAL HOME

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Our story starts as two up and coming rock and roll stars Larry Cool Cat Mapes and Jerry Jerky Foot Foltz decide to go out west for a vacation. Go- ing with them is the rest of their bandj Ronald Fidgety Fingers Hale and Dan The Drummer Man Dietrich. They decide to take a fleet of cabs known as the Klingler Klankey Kllmkers owned and operated by Larry Kling- ler. Anne Andonian and Lynne Miller are drivers for the cross-country trip. Going through the colorful western country, they come to a small town called Richardsville, run by the very successful gambler, Wilbur Roulette Richards. While in Richardsville, they stop for gas at Gallant's Gas Garage, operated by Darrell Gallant, and decide to spend the night at Hermon's Home for Hungry Hermits. Here they meet the caretaker Bud Sherick, who tells them about Inbody's Peaceful Panther Dude Ranch. It seems the ranch's en- tertainers have decided to leave and Larry needs someone to fill in for awhile while. The boys talk it over and decide they'll try anything once. Since they aren't due at the ranch until the following morning the group decides to go over to the resturant for supper. They walk in and see the famous Shafer Sisters dance duo, Velva and Phyllis at the first table. The grils have just starred in the Broadway hit Dancing in the Waste Can. After dinner they see a familiar girl walk in. It is none other than their old class- m at e ,Paula Foltz, who is now manager of the west's newest business, Kersh's Kozey Koffins Inc. While they are eating, the floor show starts and out come the Daring Darling Sisters, Janice Altman and Florence Sterling who sing the latest hit, Go to the Moon Soon. Going back to the hotel they all get a good night's sleep. The next morning, bright and early, they arrive at the Peaceful Panther Dude Ranch where they are met by the rough-1idin', fast-shootin' foreman, Mark Deerwester and his glamorous sidekick Shirley Like. Mark shows them to the main ranch house where they are introduced to the guests. Among them are famous Conover models, Beverly Shoop and Sara Myers, and the An- gelic Acrobats, Dennis The Menace Peters and Larry Lightning Legs Or- wick. Also visiting is the T.V. comedienne Janice Laughing Gir1 Schwartz. Going into the kitchen they meet the head cook and bottle washer Robert Phillips and his number one assistant Shirley Mean Mop Miller. Since they a.ten't due to sing until evening, Co01 Cat and Jerky Foot try their luck on horseback. Going through a small turmel they find them- selves in a box canyon. All of a sudden they hear a terrifying laugh. They rocket back to the ranch and ask the foreman what the sound was. He told them it was the Hermit Rancher, Bob Confirmed Bachelor Self. It seems his girl had jilted him so he became a hermit. Our story ends as we hear the soft twang of a guitar and our two heroes break break into song. COMPLIMENTS OF EVANS TYPEWRITER COIVIPANY 19