McComb High School - Momento Yearbook (McComb, OH)

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Q M. H. s. Qemd Jfence McComb who has had the champion county team for the past live years. There is evidence of it being the state champion team this year. You ought to see the write- ups in the Findlay paper. No wonder . . . Joe Miklovic is the star reporter. On the side, he runs a love matchingelub. He guarantees marriage to every applicant. Have you heard of Earl Peneton's judging teams? He is the Vo-ag teacher in a school of Southern Ohio. His teams always come out on top because Earl teaches them all the techniques about judging. Ladonna Hamby married a successful business man. She tried teaching his employees all the new-fangled dance steps like the Donnie Low Skip , but he made her quit because he said he wanted her all to himself. There's been much disorder lately. Charles country, trying to convince the people by his soap that what the world needs to reach normalcy is a ment. He went way across the U. S. from San Kenneth Scheele. Kenneth is nationally famous laws of Jersey City. Worthman has been touring the box and occasional radio speeches, complete upset of present govern- Diego to Jersey City escorted by for his enforcement of the strict Maxine Miller has been a secretary for Mr. Vandergilt for quite 'a long time. At first it made her blush when he asked her to sit on his lap. It doesn't anymore because he's her husband now. Do you remember when the former Rose Anna Johnston assisted her husband in Jitterbugging on skates? She's now conducting a program on the WFIN station for a company that advertises a good rheumatism cure. She gives series talks on subjects like Harmless Exercising . You all know how Max Gangle spent his early life. Singing in Hollywood of course. One day his voice' cracked -and never properly returned. So he retired and started training parrots, but his movie star wife insisted on canaries. They are now training both. Jeanne Cusac took nurses training. Then she decided to become an air steward- ess. She knew it was dangerous because they always got married but she wanted a husband somehow. P. S. She got him, too Haven't you heard that Mary Gazarek is running for the Democratic Presidency this fall? She is the first woman to every try it. Although they have thrown rotten eggs and corn cobs at her during some of her campaign speeches, she feels confident of winning because all the women of America are backing her. Dick Bennett is the owner of the X-cel Furniture Department 'Store in Los Angeles. Above everything else he excells in selling love seats. Probably in memory of his earlier days. Dick is a forlorn widower now. His children, though grown now, were at first sent to the Love Star Orphanage conducted by Jeannette Rider. After being jilted once and divorced twice Jeannette became so sick of marriage that she started this orphanage. She takes extreme pleasure in caring for and looking into the faces of the poor, love-starved orphans. Try the new hair tonic and vitamin discovered by Gage Shreve. After losing .mem L4uw.4L. .Ju. .4f.. 'frWPwr'4r'1v'1rwUwuwvwv'mw Page sixteen

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. M. H. S. eau.-,-41eme ARE you wondering what has been happening to the graduates of McComb High of the 'year 1942? The Snooper has been around looking through all news- papers and past histories and has found many items of interest. They are here assembled in the gossip column. Rex Inbody, who specialized in growing hybrid popcorn, is champion this year. His slogan is Pop goes every kernel! He says if any does not happen to pop the user may send it back. Rex promises to autograph every non-popping kernel. Ellen Hanes, who went to Washington job hunting, has been m-arried for the past 10 years Although she vowed she'd never marry, when the right man came along she fell so hard for him she never could recover. They now have six bouncing youngsters, including two pairs of twins. They all have curly black hair and Ellen, with her tender motherly smile, claims that every one of them will be movie stars. Helen Lanker has been Home Economics teacher at Sunnyville for the past five years. She is now past 30 and extremely plump. Because of her fear of being an old maid she has decided to go on a carrot-egg-water diet. Tonite there is the big wrestling-boxing show at Madison Square Gardens. Grappling Tom , the former Dean Haley, will be the main participant. You'l1 re- member him as the little Mr, Nobody who knocked out Joe Louis back in the middle 40's. Before and after the show Jim Haddox and his Swingaroos will per- form. The number in his orchestra has increased from 5 to 15 since his High School days. Demands are so heavy that Jim now has his own private plane for fast transportation. Johnny McCamey has returned from the Navy recently. He came through the war unscratched. His motto is Wine, Women, and Song and a girl in every port. He says he sends a valentine to each one every year. Marjorie 'Cook has been head Waitress at the Waldorf Hotel. She's now getting old and plans to have a little restaurant all her own, something like the East End. Her companion all these years has been June Miller, who still is a night club singer. June sings only the most popular numbers like My Little Pickedilly and Gosn, You're Something. After he graduated, Bob Shafer had a great number of offers from different colleges because of his athletic ability. However, he went to Findlay because it was closest to Joyce and he took up coaching there. He's now the present coach of .suahahaaahcuansuahah 'wrwrwrwrwrwrwvwrwrwf Page fifteen

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f M. H. S. WMM ffm his hair at an early age, Gage decided to do something about it, so he found the real vitamin he lacked and invented the Super hair tonic. However, he claims no one will lose his hair if he holds to it hard enough. Visit the Dottie Beauty and Cosmetic Salon run run by Dorothy Dale McQuis- tion. Yes, she fixes up men too. That's where she met her own husband. Margaret Borgelt studied research work in chemistry under a nurse's training course. She married an interne at the hospital where she worked and now does her researching in cook books and other books on how to run a successful home. Everyone expected Norma Freed to marry when she left high school. She did and now lives in Columbus where she teaches a gym class for married ladies at her R. R. N. fReduce Right Nowj gymnasium. She insists that anyone can re- duce if they stop eating. Remember how Alyce Poe used to talk? She's now the President of the Ladies Chatter Club in Chicago. She was unanimously elected because of being the fastest and best story teller in the group. Here of late she's been talking at institutes and giving lectures. Her personal advice is for you to come with plenty of cotton to stuff your ears with. Power's most famous model, Marilyn Norris, is still at work after all these years. Somehow she never gets any older and still keeps her trim figure. Marilyn claims she has a secret compound of her own invention. What wouldn't we give for her secret? Bill Hill is getting used to his two wooden legs and glass eye. You'll remember him for his heroism as a general in World War II. However, it was all worth it because he received a Congressional Medal of Honor. We are certainly proud of him. Well, what do you know! Margaret Miller is the Wife of a half wackey scientist who has invented an apparatus that will 'temporarily transfer a girl to a mermaid. Margaret is being used as the guinea pig to try it out. It really seems quite suc- cessful. Wouldn't somebody be surprised if she should silently swim up beside a boat load' of sailors? There is a surplus of sugar now so Norma Norway is making plans to start up a candy factory. She claims she has perfected a type that will make fat people skinny and skinny people fat. Who hasn't heard of Sam Shoop, the ace flyer of World War II? He brought down about 75 German planes and at least 120 Japs. When he came back he wasn't satisfied so he went to Hawaii to run a sugar plantation. He says the girls there are as sweet as sugar . Only he wishes they'd wear American clothes instead of grass skirts when doing the Hula Hula. ' Harold Weeks is an insurance agent. His special hobby is raising chickens. He is still interested in golf. Anyway we hear he is using hard boiled egg for golf balls. The Senior Class of 1942 has progressed very far in different ways through this topsy-turvy world of ours. Don't you think so? .wsu wvwrwr Page seventeen