McClure High School - McClurean Yearbook (McClure, OH)

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77 lt is now the year 1959 we find Professor Paul Richard now teaching the atomic age science class. He is looking through a telescope to the Mars planet and tells his pupils of his famous classmates of 1949 who are there. Hoping to discover a way to go see them. Until a discovery is made we will look at them through this telescope. I see two girls in grass skirts flirting with Alan Ladd and Bing Crosby. Shame on those old married women. Oh well, it's iust Melva and Doris Jean. You could expect that. We wonder who that iealous woman is in the background. O, that's iust Alan Ladd's wife, the former Betty Wagner. Now on this part of the planet there is Mrs. Galen Houser, the former Joy Crom, who is now visiting the neighbor lady, Naomi Farison. She owns an airplane and has Bill Mason as the pilot and Dona Lou Lashaway as the air stewardess. Maurice Dull is the mechanic. Turning to another part of the planet we find Mid-driff city, one of the largest cities on the planet. lt is largely composed of some of the members of McClure High School's 1949 class. We find Irene Foor as the number one beauty operator with the latest of hair styles. Across the street l see Martha Dilsaver as the most important restaurant owner on the planet, with Charles Shepard as chief cook and bottle washer. Doris Jean Fryman is the very attractive waitress. Look at that handsome captain on that ship. Why it's Bill Alspaugh - we might have known. Jim Browning, our number one artist, now works for Jim Good on the farm when his art work is finished. This includes all of my classmates of '49. Now to get back to my class work and our invention.

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Wa!! I, BILL ALSPAUGH will my ability to be a sea-going rat to JACK MITCHELL. I, BILL MASON will all my old parking places to BOB BEHNFELDT. I, JIM GOOD will my Willys Overland to CAROL HULL to carry in the Mer- cury for emergencies. I, CHARLES SHEPARD will my ability to cook to WILLIAM WALTERS. I, JIM BROWNING will my drawing ability to ANNA LOU SMITH. I, MOSE DULL will my ability to shoot pool to JEAN BEAVERS. I, PAUL RICHARDS will my ability to trade cars to RAYMOND DAVIS. I, BETTY WAGNER will my job as editor of the newsette to some unlucky JUNIOR. I, NAOMI FARISON will some of my silly ideas to MARILYN NEIDERHISER. I, MARTHA DILSAVER will my ability to keep perfect attendance to WEL- DON NULTON. I, MELVA BOOTH will my ability to miss school to JANE ALSPAUGH. I, DORIS JEAN JENNINGS will my red hair and brown eyes to LAVONDA OVERY. I, JOY CROM will my hidden talents to anyone lucky enough to find thefn. I, IRENE FOOR will my good humor to FRANCIS JEAN MILLS. I, DORIS JEAN FRYMAN will my ability to be a cheer-leader to BETTY WOLFE. We the SENIORS will to MR. NEIDERHISER a class with more and better excuses for getting out of school. We the SENIORS will to Mr. CARVER a class consisting of more flirty girls. We the SENIORS will to MISS SWORDEN a class of girls more willing to take showers. We the SENIORS will to Mrs. McCLURE a class that doesn't WANT to chew gum. We the SENIORS will to MISS HATCHER a good play cast. We the SENIORS will to MRS. BOKERMAN one of our old cars for a new one.

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aaW4me'71! at 5 fn' .dai Q-:gif we FIRST ROW --A111 You guessed it, it's Joy. 121 Three Handsome Seniors, Chuck, Bill A., and Bill M. 131 Mr. and Mrs. 1no lust lmidding1 it is Fryman and Alspaugh. 141 Mr. Behnfeldl, I presume. 151 Look close, and you'll see that it is Ballmer. 161 Why, Charles, what beautiful legs you have! SECOND ROW -- 111 Miss Fcnrison, how do you do? 121 Pin-up-girl of 1932, Miss Wagner. 131 You hav:-n't cliungz-rl ci hit, Doris Jeun Frynian. 141 Carol, why the lorlorn look? THIRD ROW - 111 Whut's the mutter, Bill, afraid of the camera? 121 lsn't love grand? lt's Jeannie und Jack. 131 lt's Mary Ellen, on a stump. 141 Whc1t's the matter, girls, is the sun too bright? 151 Mothers' little helper, Berthie, lr. 1Chc1rles 5.1