Mayville Central High School - Pacemaker Yearbook (Mayville, NY)

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30 THE PACEMAKER JQKES GOT HER ATTENTION Fore! shouted the golfer, but the lady on the fairway paid no atten- tion to his call. Fore l he repeated. but still she gave no heed. Try three ninety-eight, suggested the cady, maybe she's a bargain hunter. E. Cross- Which would you prefer in your future husband: wealth, ability, or appearance ? H. Geertson- Appearance, my dear, and he'd better appear pretty soon! Tourist-Son, can you direct me to the bank? Dick B.-Certainly, for a quarter. Tourist-Isn't that mighty big pay? Dick B.-No, mister, not for a bank director! BURYING 'EM ALIVE The following notice was posted by the parish clerk in a small town in England: This is to give notice that no person is to be buried in the churchyard save those living in the parish. Those who wish to be buried are desired to apply to the clerk of the parish in person. It was in a cheap vaudeville house. An oriental dancing act had just been concluded and incense filled the theatre. Usher, complained a man who had just been shown to an aisle seat, I smell punk. That's all right, whispered the usher, confidentially, just sit where you are and I won't put anyone near you. Mose and Bill are having quite a feud. They're both seeing Red ! We are wondering if Miss Goth enjoyed going through Westfield on the way to the Fredonia Festival.

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THE PACEMA pl VARSITY BASKETBALL TEAM THE RESERVE SQUAD