Maynard High School - Screech Owl Yearbook (Maynard, MA)

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Customer: I can ' t eat this food. Cuii the man- Small Changers ager. C arol N. : It’s no use. He won’t eat it, either. Teacher: Scoop, use asbestos” in a sentence. Scoop : 1 I do my work asbestos I can. Gert P.: Why did they separate? Ann W.: Nobody knows. Gert P.: O, how terrible! WORDS OF WISDOM Tact is the ability to give a person a shot in I In- arm without letting him feel the needle. A clock-eyed secretary won’t get ahead. Dreams won’t come true if you oversleep. Some grow under responsibility. Others merely swell ! Betty Hatch, ’50 Tommy Cocco, ’5 1 Janet Gentsch, ’52 Georgia Hatch, ’53 Joan Hinds Emily Maria ... Barbara Priest . Frances Cuttcll Soda Jerkers Jerry Tierney Johnson’s Pharmacy Barbara Castrilli Nason St. Spa Ann Wcckstrom Manning ' s Pharmacy Chain Gang Robert Mullin First National Henry Novick A P Albert Fava A P Independent Fellows Tommy Cocco Bachrachs Milton Slabyz Co-op Richard Turner Co-op The Belle of Bell ' s Mary Sullivan Bell Shop Wool worth’s After One Mama ' s Helpers Ann Freeman Barbara Prosper . Barbara Thumith Pat Wehkoja Baby Sitters Burt ' s Gals The Cut-Up Marion Brown Andy Boy’s Daddy ' s Little Helpers Gert Parker Brad’s Hardware- Billy Freeman Freeman ' s Plumbing Dickie Korsman Korsman’s Garage- Rose Buscemi Buscemi’s Market C arol Clark Betty Wattu Rachel Keto Caroline Mucciaccio Betty Stow Lorraine Campbell .. Order Please Carol Novick Muzzey’s Restaurant Ushers Girls in White Ma ry Lehto Emerson Hospital Helen Shymonowicz Emerson Hospital Richard Walker Fire Bug Peoples Theater Dorothy Dimery Dot ' s Policy King’s Insurance Kelley ' s Korner June Statkus Dorothy Statkus Betty Marchant Sara Boeske f Edna Lutz Barbara Manchester Newberry’s |ohn Doran Floor Walker Newberry’s Claire Tourville, ’50 ( - 4 )

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Best Sellers 1. American Girl — Barbara Thumith 2. True Romance — Sully and Charlie 3. True Confession — In The Office 1. Tale of Two Cities — Maynard and Concord 5. Seventeen — Mary L. 6. Red Book — Teacher ' s Rank Book 7 Good I lousekeeping Room 20 Betty Hatch, ’50 Janht Gf.ntsch, ' 52 Georgia Hatch, ’S3 Class o l ' 53 I think that I shall never see, A freshman class as green as we. We go to the dances and sit on the side, When someone approaches we wish we could hide. When walking down the aisle, the Frosh Often hear the Seniors scoff, We wonder why these remarks we hear. For all those Seniors we seem to fear. We go out for sports like all the rest. But the Seniors always seem the best. But after all we’ve got three more years, So never fear we’ll waste no more tears. We ' ll just sit back and watch the Seniors go by, Without a worry or a sigh. But all in all, the class of ’53. Is just as good as good can be. Git iu;ta Hatc h, ’5 3 Jokes Margie O. was angry because she had not been in- vited to a picnic her friends were going to. The morning of the event Sara B. finally relented and asked her to come. It’s too late,” snapped Margie, I’ve already prayed for rain.” What’s your idea of civilization?” asked Albie A. It’s a good idea,” replied Jimmie S. Somebody ought to start it.” Anelons: I don’t like the way you ' re holding that gun. Fungie: Well, I don’t aim to please. Claire Tourville after waiting in a confectionery store for about ten minutes, grew grossly impatient at the lack of service. Finally she rapped sharply on the counter. Here, young lady,” she called, who waits on the nuts?” R- Alberi was riding on one of the toll bridges. His car coughed and sputtered to the gate. The guard leaned out and said, Fifty cents.” Alberi climbed down. She’s yours,” replied Alberi. I’ll walk the rest of the way.” Mary L:. There’s a man who wants to see you abou. a bill you owe him. He wouldn ' t give his name. Danky: Well, what does he look like? Mary: He looks like you had better pay it. Archie: Is that a hand-painted necktie? Tierney: No. I just leaned against a wet sign- board. Eddie: Wise men hesitate . Fool: i are certain. Danny: Are you sure? Eddie: I’m certain! joanne: Bet you can’t il imb up that beam of ;ht ? Claire: Do you think I’m crazy ? I’d get half way up and you’d turn it off. Betty A.: I know fish is brain food, but I don’! like fish. Any other brain food?” Helen T. : Well there’s noodle soup.” Mr. L. Lerer: What kind of rock is this? R. Keto: Oh!! I just take it for granite. When the donkey saw the zebra He began to switch his tail, Well, I never,” was his comment, Saw a mule who’d been in jail.” Mother: Why were you kept in after school to- day, Billy? Billy S.: The teacher told us to write an essay on The Results of Laziness” and I turned in a blank- sheet of paper. Mary A.: I’ve been asked to get married lots ol times. Willy: Who asked you? Mary A.: Mother and Father. Soph: You ought to take choloroform. Frosh: Yeh, Who teaches it?

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DEDICATION Ordinarily the dedication of any book is found in the front of the book. This year, however, we of the SCREECH OWL STAFF of Maynard High School, are deviating from this rule for a very particular reason. Because of the generosity of the merchants and professional men who have given us advertisements, or who have been Patrons, we are able to produce a school magazine which is widely circulated and as widely read. We can be proud of our SCREECH OWL. Without the assistance and co-operation of these generous people, we would not be able to produce such a magazine. Therefore, we of the SCREECH OWL STAFF re- spectfully dedicate this December, 1949 issue of the SCREECH OWL to you. OLJR ADVERTISERS