Maynard High School - Screech Owl Yearbook (Maynard, MA)

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Russo’s Restaurant ★ Excellent Food Reasonable Prices Dine and Dance ★ 51 WALTHAM STREET Telephone 286 Compliments of . . . Murphy 8C Snyder A, R. MURPHY, Prop. Printers of ' The Screech Owl” Telephone 473-W 55 Main St. Maynard, Mass. Tarny’s Barber Shop Open Every Day Except Monday For Men Who Care About Their Hair Specializing in Massages and Shampoos 6 Waltham Street Maynard Compliments of . . . Erkkinen’s Garage KAISER - FRAZER Sales and Service ☆ GREAT ROAD, STOW Telephone 188

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J. Howe: If you want to sleep at my house tonight you’ll have to make your own bed. I ' . McCarthy: 1 don’t mind.” J. Howe: Okay. Here’s a hammer and some nails.” Mrs. Thompson was heard to remark: No, I won’t tell you what Ann got in Latin last term; but if Julius Caesar were to walk up to her and begin to talk, she’d understand only forty- five per cent of what he said. Porky: What’s the difference between a Scots- man and a canoe?” Viola: A canoe tips.” Teacher: In olden days Greek maidens were content to sit all evening listening to a lyre.” Doris D.: Well, what’s the difference between modern and olden times?” B. Parker: Are you going to let that blonde walk off with your boy friend?” C. Lehto: I’d rather dye first.” Eppie J. How did you like the date I dug up for you?” David Hamalainen: Terrible. Throw her back and .start digging somewhere else.” Miss Marsden: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s paper, Tobin.” Tobin: I hope you didn’t either.” Dick H.: My father is a bookkeeper.” Mooch: Yes, I know. He’s keeping several he borrowed from my father.” Mrs. Clair: John, who discovered America?” J. B. : I can’t remember.” Mrs. Clair: You don’t remember? Whose name is written in practically all of our history books ?” J. B.: Kilroy??” M. Schwenke: What will you have, sir?” Priest: Oh, anything.” M. Schwenke: How about some hash?” Priest: I said anything — not everything!” Sign on a South Side theater marcjuee; 2 Shocking Pictures — - Live Wire And Then There Were None.” Mary Hogan: Elmer says he’s going to marry the prettiest girl in town.” Patsy H.; The idea! Why, I don’t even know him.” ( 27 )

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Maynard Cleansers Albert Alexanian, Prop. Compliments of . . . i ' JAY’S SHOE STORE ' ★ ( « Enna Jettick Shoes for Women Taylor Made Shoes for Men i Quality Footwear for the ! - Entire Family ; 24-Hour Service on Request - Tel. 590 ★ 37 Nason Street Maynard. Mass. 93 Main Street Maynard. Mass. « JACOB’S MARKET Phone 565-Wl — Day or Night MANN’S TAXI - ; Choice Meats and ! ☆ ; Groceries 3 « Waiting Room and Stand ; : ☆ 1 Cor. Walnut and Main Streets : 104 Main Street Maynard 1 MAYNARD, MASS. Telephone 527 ' 3 Cars Furnished for All Occasions