Maynard High School - Screech Owl Yearbook (Maynard, MA)

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Compliments of First National Co-operative Association Dealers in Groceries, Meats, Provisions JOHN ZANIEWSKI Bakery Products and Milk ICE CREAM PARLOR We serve CREME-FREEZ ICE CREAM 40 Main Street Maynard Suits and White Flannels Cleansed for Graduation K. A. KOSKELL BOSTON TAILOR BARBER SHOP Tel. 8415 38 Main Street Maynard Telephone 159-2 Mildred E. Jones Beauty Parlor Eugene Permanent Waving Marcel, Finger, and Water Waving Facial and Scalp Treatment Shampooing - Manicuring Hair Cutting Fowler Building 74 Main Street Maynard, Mass. Tel. Maynard 550-2 THE SERV-U SHOP Millinery and Dresses MARION F. SPINNEY, Prop. 25 Nason Street Maynard, Mass. THOMAS GRAMO GRADUATION WATCHES Should be Given a Thought Ice Cream Sodas - Candy - Fruit Ice Cream, 10c Pint Cigars Tobacco We Have the INGRAHAM at $2.00 Others at $7.50 AMERICAN from $14 to $50 Gothic $18 to $25 and Gruens WE MUST SATISFY GUTTERIDGE The Jeweler Nason Street Maynard, Mass. Telephone 1 1 5 15 Nason Street Maynard When patronizing our advertisers, please mention “THE SCREECH OWL”

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22 THE SCREECH OWL Wick burning up. Ruth any-“Weir.” Tinker without money, especially Sylvia money. Tinker being awarded a perfect at- tendance medal. Mary Tobin without a smile. George Murphy without a yodel. Paul Wilson as a character actor. Ruth Weir without Puzzy or Ralph. Ellen Taival saying darn. Snubby not saying “gosh,” “darn,” “the brute.” Ralph Lent playing a bass viol. Ruth Heinonen without a piano. Stanley Wojtkiewicz writing poetry. Saarela without his ark. Joe Arcisz hurrying. Helander: Does this train stop at Tenth Street? Stranger: Yes, watch me and get off one station before I do. Helander: Thanks. Grondahl : Waiter, have the orches- tra play “Carmen” while I eat this beefsteak. Waiter: Yes, sir, but why? Grondahl: I want to hear the To- reador Song ; I feel like a bull fighter. Savello: So you collect antiques. Skike: Yes, I even have a very rare typewriter which was owned by Na- poleon. Savello: But they didn’t have type- writers in Napoleon’s day. Skike : I know it ; that’s what makes it so rare. Marsden — Did your uncle remem- ber you in his will ? Bishop : Yes — he left me out. Teacher: What tense is “I am beau- tiful?” Ignachuck: Past. Judge: Who was driving when you struck the other car? Swett: None of us; we were all in the back seat. Willis: How much for the hat? Clerk: Fifteen dollars. Willis: Where are the holes? Clerk: What holes? Willis: The holes for the ears of the jackass who would pay that much for it. Puzzy: Do you know why that dog has such long legs? Joe: No, why? Puzzy: So that he can reach the ground. Boss: Before I hire you, you will have to pass an intelligence test. Rita: Intelligence test? Why, the advertisement said you wanted a stenographer. Mrs. C. : Brad, did you take a bath ? Brad: No — is there one missing? Saarela : I think I’ve got a flat tire. Dot B. : That makes us even. Elin : This lipstick is a novelty. Stan: Well the novelty will soon wear off.

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