Mayer High School - Cat Tracks Yearbook (Mayer, AZ)

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CLASS WILL OF THE EIGHTH GRADE We, the Eighth Grade Class, being of sound body and mind do hereby will the following: I, Gloria Bennett, do hereby will my beautiful figure to Gary Orr. I Jackie Bennett, do hereby will the dimple beside my right eye to Diana Whitaker. I, Sherrol Bennett, ao hereby will my eyebrows, all my boyfriends and last years chewing gum to Janella Hidalgo. I, Janet Hankins, ao hereoy will all my freckles and cheat lists to Diana Whitaker. I, Fred Teskey, do hereby will my gold tooth, and pencil I used to poke Gloria with, to Gary Orr. I, Sarah Weir, do hereby will my silly laugh, my nnnvtail and mv pocketbooks to Janella Hidalgo. We, the Student Body, express our thanks to everyone who has co-operated with the school and has helped to make it more pleasant.

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 In December, 1985, we «re paging our old friends and fellow students of 1958. The seniors of '58 graduated and have rare Jobs, and are very happy. Here for example is the very successeful Rico Olvera; he is now playing basketball for the San Fransico Georg- % ettes. Having a way with animals, he has nine movie star poodles and lives with his singing wife, Judy Canova. In a distant ci$y Emmaline Teskey is very famous along with her partner Professor McDoodle. Subject: Raising , Horses. F6n recreation she stars in every movie on T.V. that has a horse. She has become one of the most eligible horse-raising bachelorettes in the country. |j| In a breezy island off Hawaii is Major Lawerance Houser Commander of the entire island. Larry, (as we called him) keeps all his Jeeps, motorcyles and tanks all soupedup in case of emergency. The emergency....Mermaids may attack the island and cut his red hair. It's late in the day now and Verna Warren came into the picture with a squatty millionare who is unknown to anyone within our quarters. Verna is now very suc- cessful in politics and hss argued the nation into selling light bulbs to the r company in England. Here comes Janet Maders who has married the Governor oi New York and has succeeded in passing urgently need- | ed aws. For example, Janet is responsible for having a lav passed to tax bachelors for not wishing to marry. She is a member of the Knitters Committee of New York. She spends most of her time trying to find a babysitter, one who doesn't mind bubblegum and dirty diapers around the hous.. —'■ A

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I passed Weir's Horse Sarah Weir I Her phil patient should have rapidly home, s who ran it? the doctor and EIGHTH GRADE PROPHECY I was walking down a dark alley one dark who should I happen to see but Gloria Bennett, head of a teenage gang. From the corner of her mouth larg cigar and engraved on it was, Its a boy. As I continued walking down the street an Cadillac crusied down the gutter. As the crowd cheered,. I wanted to get a better look. I saw it was Jacklyn Bennett, the first lady of 1Q3q, better known as Mrs. Clem CadiddlehiDper, the President's wife. I turned the corner of Nutt Street and ran into a - newspaper stand. I bought a paper. The headlines were, The Creeper Creeps Again. Looking at the description | I saw it fit FredTeskey. Six feet and gold tooth, and tipping the scale at 213 lbs. He wore black denim trous- ers, motorcycle boots no black leather jacket with a dagger on the back. If seen, report to the.Donald Duck J Nursery. They really miss him. I continued on my way and passed the Mission where v. I spotted a missionary kneeling in front of .the cross As she turned her thin frail face I saw it was Sherrol Bennett Draying in vain for her juvenile cousin, Gloria. phy . something in common. Her pony tail made them (the horse feel at home and member of the Sarah Weir family. '- • At the end of my long enjoyable walk I came upon a wedding. Janet was finally getting married. I, don't yi. have to say to whom. I got there just as they were leaving on their way on a honeymoon, going aboard on - - a slow boat to China.