Mayer High School - Cat Tracks Yearbook (Mayer, AZ)

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 In December, 1985, we «re paging our old friends and fellow students of 1958. The seniors of '58 graduated and have rare Jobs, and are very happy. Here for example is the very successeful Rico Olvera; he is now playing basketball for the San Fransico Georg- % ettes. Having a way with animals, he has nine movie star poodles and lives with his singing wife, Judy Canova. In a distant ci$y Emmaline Teskey is very famous along with her partner Professor McDoodle. Subject: Raising , Horses. F6n recreation she stars in every movie on T.V. that has a horse. She has become one of the most eligible horse-raising bachelorettes in the country. |j| In a breezy island off Hawaii is Major Lawerance Houser Commander of the entire island. Larry, (as we called him) keeps all his Jeeps, motorcyles and tanks all soupedup in case of emergency. The emergency....Mermaids may attack the island and cut his red hair. It's late in the day now and Verna Warren came into the picture with a squatty millionare who is unknown to anyone within our quarters. Verna is now very suc- cessful in politics and hss argued the nation into selling light bulbs to the r company in England. Here comes Janet Maders who has married the Governor oi New York and has succeeded in passing urgently need- | ed aws. For example, Janet is responsible for having a lav passed to tax bachelors for not wishing to marry. She is a member of the Knitters Committee of New York. She spends most of her time trying to find a babysitter, one who doesn't mind bubblegum and dirty diapers around the hous.. —'■ A

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SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the members of the Senior Class of 1958, bbing of sound mind and body, do hereby give those gifts of. fg| nature and of man which we have long owned and cherished. I, Larry Houser, bequeath my red hair, dynamic personality, and straight 1 average to Irene Soriano. I, Rico Olvera, bequeath my blond hair, blue eyes, and athletic ability to Marion Bennett. I, Janet Maders, bequeath my gracefulness, black r hair, and ability to tolerate teachers to Bert Teskey. .§| I, Emmy Teskey, bequeath my below average grade, , Tarbaby, and my seat on the school bus to Bonnie Sears. I, Verna Warren, bequeath my ex-boyfriends, green f.. Chevy, and my ability to avoid school work to Mernie w. • ••' McLeod. ■hhhhil Deep Water'Tarbaby! Emmy's First Steps Flirty Verna' Janet Track Star Little Mother,Verna

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CLASS WILL OF THE EIGHTH GRADE We, the Eighth Grade Class, being of sound body and mind do hereby will the following: I, Gloria Bennett, do hereby will my beautiful figure to Gary Orr. I Jackie Bennett, do hereby will the dimple beside my right eye to Diana Whitaker. I, Sherrol Bennett, ao hereby will my eyebrows, all my boyfriends and last years chewing gum to Janella Hidalgo. I, Janet Hankins, ao hereoy will all my freckles and cheat lists to Diana Whitaker. I, Fred Teskey, do hereby will my gold tooth, and pencil I used to poke Gloria with, to Gary Orr. I, Sarah Weir, do hereby will my silly laugh, my nnnvtail and mv pocketbooks to Janella Hidalgo. We, the Student Body, express our thanks to everyone who has co-operated with the school and has helped to make it more pleasant.