Maxwell Community High School - Rocket Yearbook (Maxwell, IA)

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1940-The Shadow-1941 ACQUAINTANCE Marvin chased the train but missed it. As he slowly walked back, Eugene asked, UMiss the train?U HOh, not much,U replied Marvin. WYou see, I never got to know it very well. NON STOP Homer: NUhat's the hurry?H Hwhat are you running for?H Dean: nI'm trying to stop a fight.H Homer: HW ho ' s fighting? Dean: UUE and another fellow.u FACULTY'S VIEW OF SOM PUPILS You look like nothing You act like nothing Nothing seems to be your aimg You walk like nothing and You talk like nothing, Nothing and you are the same. N VER stop a man if you see him running with a hatbox. He's probably rushing home to get the hat to his wife before the hat styles change. There's room on top, The Senior said, As he placed his hand, On the Freshie's head. KNOWLEDGE Student: NBut, officer, Ifm a high school student.U Cop: nCome on, ignorance is no excuse.u

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1940-JThe Shadouh-1941 Small Boy: NWhat is college bred, Pop?U Pop: Cwith son in collegej HThey make college bread, my boy, from the flour of youth and the dough of old age.H Doctor: HI will examine you for 3l0.00.n Billy Pearson: HGo to it, if you find it I'll give you half.U With a charming air of romance and pleasant sentimentality, the com any were discussing how each married couple among them first met. HAnd how did you first meet your wife?N the little man in the corner was asked. WGentlemen, I did not meet her,H he replied solemnly, Ushe overtook me.n Quick, in your seat Don't speak, don't smile, Miss Shove is coming Right down the aisle, Miss Shove is nearing, To quiet the riot, But she'll hardly catch The disturbers, they're quiet, Everyone looks at her, Miss Shove don't smile She appears to enjoy Patrolling the aisle. Doctor: QTo colored man being examined for life insurancejz HWhat did your father die of?W Negro: UAh don't don't know, boss, but it wasn't nothing serious.U