Maxwell Community High School - Rocket Yearbook (Maxwell, IA)

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1940-The Shadow-1941 ENOUGH Colleen: I hear that Jameson left every- thing he had to an orphanage. Nadine: Really? What did he leave? ' Colleen: Ten children. SEEING THE TUNN Virginia, riding in a trolley car, was anxious not to pass her destination. The poked the conductor with her umbrella, HIS that the First National Bank?H UNO mum,H replied the conductor, Uthat's my stomach.U NOT HOM SICK LeRoy was in the war, at every explosion he strove for the rear line. His colonel talked to him about it. nlou shouldn't be afraid LeRoy, why, what if you do stop a shell?U Heaven is your home. Ulesn, I know, replied LeRoy, NBut I'm not homesick.n TOO LATE First Cannibal: NIS I late for dinner?n Second Cannibal: UYou is, everybody is eaten.U NATURALLY Maxine Brown: Have you ever noticed that most successful men are - bald? Jean Joor: HNaturally, they come out on top.u I

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1940-The Shadow-1941 TAKEN CARE OF Lois Moore Celopingl: HDaddy is going to be completely unstrung.H Homer: nThat's all right, dearestg we'll wire him at once.N M UN Ila Brown: Whenever I'm in the dumps, I get myself a new hat. Louie K: I was wondering where you got them. DON'T BE TOO HASTY The aviation instructor having delivered a lecture on parachute work concluded: HAnd if it doesn't open -well gentlemen, that's what is known as --jumping to a conclusion.N IT'S NOT FAIR Marjorie Pearce: He's so romantic, everytime he speaks to me he says, NFair Ladyn. Mary Helen Oxley: UThere's nothing romantic about that, it's just a habit, he used to be a street car conductor.H THE GOOD OLD DAYS Uncle Miles: HNowadays I never see a girl blush, in my day it was very different.H Neice: NUhy, Uncle Miles! Whatever did you tell them2N