Maupin High School - Redside Yearbook (Maupin, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY As Pete Barber and I (both eligible bachelors) have worked hard for the past 10 years to build up one of the largest gambling synidicates and night club businesses in thB world, we decided to invite the class of 51 to a four day (and nights) class reunion at our largest night club. The Devil's Doorway, near San Francisco, California, The first to arrive is Scott ffoodside, a one-time All-American football star and now head coach at U.C.L.A. Scott spends his leisure time at his folks’ hacienda near the suburbs of the Warm Springs Indian Reservation, Arlene Place, a very brilliant young woman, was always at the top of the class and is now considered almost a female Albert Einstein, But what does she do? She is new principd. of M.H.S. and racks her brains trying to discover a way to keep Jack Farlow’s two oldest kids from getting into mischief and running off all the teachers. Next is Joanne Richarda She finally married John Corrcy and they are doing so well that they now have five little children. Joanne keeps trying to get John to buy shares in the Bell Telephone Company. David Hauser still lives at Tygh Valley, He has done very well with his hogs. He has a big Cadillac and a recent ly built house of the latest design with a heated swimming pool in the back filled with catfish so he can have a way to pass his leisure time. David is awful down-hearted for some reason and I think it’s because he has no wife. Maybe the reunion will perk him up a little. Norman Hunt appeared at the party with the story that he was still in the sheep business and doing very nicely. Norman is another one that is broken-hearted. He can’t get Arlene to marry him because she wants to do something for humanity before she settles down. Antoinette (Toni) Bills joihed us our senior year but she was very hard to get in touch with because a very brilliant scientist asked her a question about the H-bomb and ever since she gave him the answer top officials from all over the world have been consulting her. She is rather bewildered as she hasn’t figured it out yet. Continued on next page