Maud High School - Tiger Yearbook (Maud, OK)

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As I glanced at the shelves In the city library, my eye was attracted by a thin red volume. Taking itdown, I saw the title was Who's Who and Why in Maud. Eagerly I turned the pages and read the pre- face. I'll omit the dates of birth and names of the relatives to save space. WILBUR GLASGOW, a famous inventor, has really blessed humanity with his Restwell Mattress for oysters and exercises for reducing one's income taxes. KENNETH GOBERhas his own taxi service and it's the most famous one known. He has only lady taxi drivers. FRANKLIN GREGORY, better known as Bashtul Babe, is now giving courses in love making in his own studio. LILLY FERN HEFFLEY is running a home for Old Maids and some of her star boarders are Seniors of '52. CURLEY HOLT, who was once a famous hunter, is now gun shy and spends most of his time figuring out new designs for marbles. JUNE PRICE is the owner of a Weekly Lonely Hearts Club. She guarantees results—a lonely heart. SHERRY LACEY is now an instructor in an auctioneering school. She talks all day. CHUMLEY WALDROP is teaching ballet to football boys. He says it helps them to fall gracefully. MARIAN FRANKLIN is married to a sailor and they have their own houseboat on the South Canadian River. Drop out to see them. EVA SANDERS is a milliner whose shop is the lastest word in style and beauty. She is treasurer in charge of the hatpins of the High Hat Society. CLAUDE BOHANNON has a coaching job at the University of Oklahoma. His football team hasn’t won a game yet. BILLY JIM COLLINStis running for senator this year. His loving wife, MARY JANE, pushes him on the platform to make his speeches. SANDRA EIDSON owns her own little public library. The only trouble is she would rather get ac- quainted with boys than books. JOHNNY ELWELL has been governor of the state and leader of a progressive party. His motto is All for one and that one is me. LA WANDA FINNEGAN is happy at last. She is now divorcing her fourth husband in order to marry the fifth one. BETTY JONES, who was always interested in basketball, has her own team now. She is the mother of six girls. JAMES McCRAW now owns his own used car lot. This is a step up because he was selling bicycles this time last year. CLINTON and LA VERNE PALMER have a brother - sister act in a carnival. We now believe in miracles because they are listed as Siamese Twins. DONALD PETERS is another visitor at Norman. His habit of winking at the girls turned out worse than we expected. ARLEY POPE is now a great writer. His lastest novel was How To Be a Service Station Anendam. DOROTHY ASKEY is now in China working as a foreign missionary. She seems happy. JOHNTTA BARNES, who's great desire was to wear a white uniform, has at last fulfilled her dreams. Norman's institution issues them to all patients. WARREN BODKIN is the famous crooner at the Top Club, which is now owned by JIMMY SUBLETT. Both boys are successful in their business. NORMA CARR is now the world's most popular bubble dancer. She is with Ringling Brothers Circus. FLORINE McKINNEY. who looked like our most promising Senior, is leaving her family on their own as she is going to devote all her time to playing softball. JANETTE ACREE is a speedy character these days. She is operating a jet plane service from Maud to Pluto and Mars. JOE COOPER is a big business man. He says business is booming and to prove his point be is opening a green cheese factory on the Moon this month.

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DONALD REED - PAUL MASON - • JOAN SHAWVER DAVID MORRIS • -------------President ------Vice President Secretary - Treasurer -------------Reporter