Mattituck High School - Reflector Yearbook (Mattituck, NY)

Page 19 text:

3 TXa, c£ ; of the the County of and State of beini of sound mind and memory, do make, publish and declare this my last WHUaiti Jfsfcunpnt , in rnemner fat lowing that is to say: I, Edward Adams do will and bequeath my ability to do my own thinking to all those who have helped me with my homework. I, Ralph Armbrust do will and bequeath my job in the cafeteria to anyone who can handle it and my appetite to the tgpe worms in Mr. Sherwood's laboratory. I. Mary Ann Berdinka do will and bequeath my hill-billy singing to anyone who can twang a geetar . I, Carol Block do will and bequeath my everlasting smile to anyone who has the teeth for it. I, Benjamin Brunskill do will and bequeath the dishwashing machine to John Frazee . . . and my talent at making Dagwood sandwiches from surplus cheese to Mr. Clingen. I. Mildred Buchak do will and bequeath my ittsy-bittsy bird-like voice to Jim McNeil and my black hair to Sally Fleet. I. Valerie Decker do will and bequeath my bursting ability to get things done to Billy Jackowski and my study habits to any Senior who does not get a diploma. I. Sheila Doyle do will and bequeath my ability to talk 250 words per minute to Jack McNeil. I, Beverley Fleischman do will and bequeath anything that I forget to take with me. I, James Funn do will and bequeath my Mombo. Samba. Rumba, to the Arthur Murray Studios and my Rock n' Roll to any hep-cat who can handle it I, Herbert Gunther do will and bequeath my undying love for Davy Crockett and the Lone Ranger to all the kids in grade school. I, Marie Hobson do will and bequeath my hot lip torch songs to the Cats down in the Music Deportment. I, Barbara Johnson do will and bequeath my extreme dislike of Beethoven to all cultured students of MHS and my ambition to become a bubble dancer to Jeanette Verity. I. Gene Kleinsmith do will and bequeath my wad of gum in the upper right hand corner of my desk to Fred Stelzer. I, Carol Kirchgessner do will and bequeath all my earthly possessions except Don to Marie Siemerling and my angelic contenance to Barbara Florence. I, Jane Kochendorfer do will and bequeath my back-seat driving to Linda Reeve and my interest in culture to Harry Pumilio. I, Elizabeth Kouros do will and bequeath my ability to find a boy friend in my own school to Rosemary Klumback. I, Thomas Linder do will and bequeath my 134 IQ to Clarence Booker so that he con find his way down the hall to the boys' room. |( ,, I, Frederick Machinchick do will ond bequeath my original dance steps to Charlie Hall and my great lover acting to George Swahn. I, Joan Mather do will and bequeath my ever present golden silence to John Chituk. I, Ronald Pascale do will and bequeath my five o'clock shadow to Wayne Davis and my chicken scratch writ- ing to Madeline Ruland. I. Donald Reiter do will and bequeath my canoe paddle to Robert Zajac who is often up the creek without I. Franklin Saunders do will and bequeath my ability to sleep late on school mornings to all who ride the school busses . . . and my physique to Billy Lindsay. I, Edward Schiller do will ond bequeath my Don Juan characteristics to Calvin Taylor and my handsome profile to Millard Northridge. I. Donald Sherwood do will and bequeath my shot put to Donald Hildersheim and my private parking spot on lovers lane to anyone who can find it. I, Wendy Smith do will and bequeath a years supply of potato chips to Mr. McCaw. I. Maureen Terpening do will and bequeath my ability to crock my everlasting gum to Genevieve Jazombek. I. Barbara Wells do will and bequeath my ability to hook a man to no one — I plan to take it with me. L Edward Woessner do will and bequeath my curly hair to the girls who are buying out the Toni business and orbling voice to Donald Hildesheim. my v------? Susan Young do will and bequeath my 19 inch waist line to Carol Cooper. , David Zarzeski do will and bequeath my new Chevy to Crabtree and O K payments on it, anyhow. . . Rose Zarzeski do will ond bequeath my omazing excuses for skipping school to John Niven. , Stacia Zimnoski do will and bequeath my height to Mr. Wakem and my impersonations to anyone who is clever enough to use them. to Crabtree and O’Keefe because I can't meet the 3Hn Ufthrmif, hare hereunto subscribed my name the a£dm of L J in the year- Mnrtecn fundred andp p f re

Page 21 text:

 Ko I WclITz r vcVo wf o(y Hoysj- l o«'0| I'm lOOKItfj Fok. folk - Fthj fiytsa T| J ft .SNERK PREVIEW OF I Q R 7