Mattawan High School - Mirror Yearbook (Mattawan, MI)

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Harlow Sexton haa had a grand time experimenting to see how muoh of an A-bomb It would take to blow up the school. He will leave the formula to some nice teacher to put Into effect. Ray Carlisle thought Barbara Weed was too good a typlest to let anyone else hire , so he hired her for life. Joyce Suiter is now in ,the Navy. She and Alfred Carlisle are now Commander in Chief of all their little Waves. Madam X, the former Jeanette Derhammer, has recently purchased the Tintair program on TV, says Madam X, experience is the best teacher. It must be that Ivan Suiter has quite a profitable farm, because each of his ten ohildren own their own Cadillao. It seems that Norma Eg'ren has given up her idea of being a career women, and has taken the Job of raising little Johnsonfs. The Crystal Ball is becoming quite excited. You canft imagine who haa a Burlesque Theater-None other than Sam Huzjakl Dale Austin bought out the Ford Company and now is experimenting with his Austin-Ford and his turbo-jet engine. According to the Crystal Ball, Bette Vargo hasn’t been doing very much lately since she took over half ownership in Haluchfs Service Station. Seems she tells the other half of the business what to do. Don Tollman was such a good executive that he has recently been elected Drain Comrissioner• His first act was to plug up all the drains in Mattawan Comsolidated School. If the Crystal Ball is right, Carol Fraiser has now opened up a school to teaching all men how to sew, and do all the chores of the household. The Crystal says that Charles Sherburn is now the Mayor of Mattawan.His Honor says t' at he owes it all to good old Mattawan High. Marnell Johnson has been declared the sole owner-manager of Montgomery Ward. She intends to put in a new line. She wants to make arrangements to have Air Force Training Units in the store. (At least it won’t cost as much as it used to, to 3oe a certain P.F.C.) Dudley Dustin has a class in driver training in his new position at Mattawan. All he says is, it seems like old times. Donna Boodt is reall;, surprising the Crystal Ball. She now has a Job as telephone operator. Carl (Gus) Tinkey has opened up a used oar lot, and the people that have traded with him have called him Honest Gus . Willard Slocum recently bought Cristic’s and now has a special price for all of his old buddies at Mattawan. The Crystal Eall finds Katherine Stratton at Western Michigan Colloge teaching the cheer-leaders how to give a yell, they seem to know an expert when they see one. As the Crystal Ball grows dim Ruth Seiner appears. She is helping the manager at Schensules, and I wonder who he is? I don’t think she could have taken up a better future says the Crystal Ball. The last fadinr glimpse in the Crystal Ball, is one of the person doing the gazing, Mary Ho Pierce. All you can see is the stacks of dirty dishes rotting in the sink, and the picture of Godfrey' on the Televiaon. 17

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