Matawan High School - Pillar Yearbook (Matawan, NJ)

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EciAL Edition f ©NEWS Al [Slack doesn't have a comb. Mr. Masiello buys a curling iron. Pete Colantino wears a shirt that covers his navel. Steph Schuster wears tight clothing. Rich Maloy slouches. Gayle Davis doesn't whine. Kelly Walsh doesn't talk about five different guys at one time. Ms. Fitz doesn't talk about Darryl, John Baby, or food. Butch and Dieter agree. Mrs. Wein writes legibly. Roger Silvergold doesn't go to Math Lab. Paula Hummler doesn't have a perm. Susan Lally has long hair. Brian Chu gets rejected. Maria Fumarola gets off her high horse. Dana liomstein gives money to charity. George Beyer wears socks. Eric Abraham doesn't drum on the desk. Mrs. Kelly had the full attention of the class. J Mrs. Cnraj stays on the subject. Bill and Joe I.ambertson don't dress like lumberjacks. Ian Sunshine needs dentures. LaDonna Bell isn't playing Pee Wee Herman. Scott Goldner doesn't brown nose a teacher. Mr. Rcgo doesn't wear Reebok clothing. Audrey Silver talks to a serf. Ms. Vas doesn't have her overhead projector. Iris Bimberg doesn't wear make-up. Ms. Panos isn't warm. Doreen Kirshner and Lyn Gabriel wear preppy clothes. Tliere Isn't a has been at a party. 19

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YOU Know SOMETHING IS WRONG WHEN . . . Ricky Marrero doesn't have his stopwatch. Joe Bore doesn't have his camera. Scott Bolin doesn't wear jeans. Sheryl Stoveken doesn't wear a white turtleneck. Lisa Capestro doesn't wear her loafers. Chris Soechting looks awake in the morning. Audrey Silver doesn't have her beach chair.” Ms. fitz doesn't wear her gold chain. Audrey Mendelsohn doesn't wear pink. Mrs. Kelley doesn't have chalk on her clothes. Mr. Shaw doesn't smile at all the female students. Dr. Goldstein wears jeans. Mr. McKenna doesn't have a calculator. Paula Hummler doesn't use lots of hairspray. AnneMarie Ettinger doesn't have gum. Tanja Noren doesn't punch you. Maria Eckenrode wears a skirt. Diane Weber wears sweats. Mr. Hutnik finishes a sentence. Mr. Masiello doesn't bounce around. Lance Tumulty doesn't talk about hunting. Dana Hornstein doesn't bring chicken for lunch. Meg Carey gets a perm. Brian Martin goes to all his classes. Nancy Szczepaniak wears flats. Jim Pierce doesn't make a pass at a blond. Hillary Pfeffer doesn't wear her skippies. Mr. Cromwell doesn't send someone to the office. Mr. Gelbart doesn't suggest. fred DeNardo doesn't talk about his pride and joy. Mr. Post doesn't wear tight pants. Mr. Elwell doesn't talk about college. Someone sits on Mr. S. Turner's desk. Josh Tooker gets his haircut. Mrs. Irons doesn't talk about sex. 18

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Shari Jill Abelman Eric Abraham Alicia Allen “Hard habits to break last “ for just a moment.” KatSha laterl Curt Alper “Speed. David Angress “I'm as free as a bird now. and this bird you'll never chain. “ Those friends that thou hast, and their adoption tried, grapple them unto they soul. P.S. Hey, Bubba Adele Amari There is only one success—to be able to spend your life in your own way. Thomas Arendt “Somewhere there's a sun that’s shin- ing. Somewhere there's a life that's good. Danielle Anderson Thanks Punk! for being part of my life. Luv ya. Andre Assante We don't need no education.