Massena Central High School - Tatler Yearbook (Massena, NY)

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EL SS PHUPHEIIY Believe it or not-Madelyn Horton will be the president's rival in the 1960 elections. The American Air Lines have just assigned air stewardess June Herne to transatlantic duty. One of her first passengers was Peggy Haymond on her way to the Olympics. Fort Covington, New York Ruth Lamendola has just received the position as head bus driver for her father's concern. New York City. Betty LaRue and Geraldine Layo have just opened a dress shop which is exclusively for retired old maids. Brooklyn, N. Y. The U. S. Post Office has found it necessary to add a special truck to their equipment for the purpose of delivering mail to the Eternal Trio who are, if you don't already know, Shirley M usante, Georgette Legault, and America Mora. Potsdam, N. Y. Martha Lizette is spending her leisure time knitting for J ay Bombard who had just left for active duty. Applecore Center, Mo. Danny Logan is raising mules for the U. S. Army. Hollywood, Calif. Lois MacKillican is giving Veronica Lake some stiff competition for the title of The Most Beautiful Blonde of 1943. Knapp Station, N. Y. Rusty Maher has become the professional soda jerker at the local store. Raymondville, N. Y. Guy Martin has just become the District Attorney and is contemplating whether he should sue the local paper for slander which appeared in its latest edition. Aluminum Plant Joyce McCarthy is being balanced on her boss's knee while she thinks of the shorthand outline for Dear Sir. Radio City, N. Y. Charlie McCarthy is competing with Edgar Bergen's stooge for winning women's hearts. Chicago, lll. Sid McConnell has just organized a favorite dance band which he calls Sid's Ragtime Band. Comic Centre, N. Y. The two Menard's, Francoise and Francis, have won several twin contests because they look so much alike. Hartford, Conn. Kay Meyers is faithful only to her typewriter, men just don't interest her. Massena Center Teresa Mitchell has just settled down with her husband and is devoting her time to raising chickens and incidently redheads East Orvis Street, City Wayne Moxley has decided that he might as well live at Carolyn's since he spends most of his time there. Poet's Corner, England Johnny Mullen has just become poet laureate but as yet has not been too successful. Sleepy Hollow, Pa. Reggie Nadeau is having a good sleep, while the girls swoon over him. Boston, Mass. Hubert Papelian has just married a rich deb and now he can live in luxury until she gets sick of him or vice versa. Wolves' Haven, Tenn. Art Serabian is NOT married-he believes in the policy- Stay single and keep 'em happy. Tenn. Roy Portolese is soon to joint Art in his haven. It seems as though the two are of one type-V namely, wolves. 29

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I, Simeon Richmire, leave my sway to Sammy Kaye. I, Gordon French, leave my broken golf sticks and dubbed drives to George Gabor. I, Kenneth Serviss, leave my E's in English for someone else to get-preferably Jean Dupius. I, Lloyd Guyette, leave my cigarette butts to Duane Robinson. I, Rene Bouchard, leave Maejorie to no one. I, Dan Logan, leave my lankiness to Joe Romankiewrscz. I, Joyce McCarthy, leave my jolly ways to good-natured Lola Francey. I, Titus Cousineau, leave my flat feet to John Kormanyos. I, John Faucher, leave my empty fountain pen for someone to fill. I, Clitford Crump, leave my dancing ability to Versian Almasian. I, John Deshaies, leave my blushing when making book reports to Mr. Downs. I, June Herne, leave my quietness to Pat Dockum. I, John Mullen, leave my freckles to Earl McPherson. I, Hazle Serabian, leave my athletic ability to Helen Yuchno. I Thomas Bourdon, leave behind me the memories of my nightly strips to Bridges Ave. I, Joseph Burns, leave to take up permanent residence with Sona. I, Ann Cook, leave my big blue eyes staring at Art Serabian. I, Mike Kowalchuk, leave my line to the telephone company. I, Eunice Scott, leave to take up housekeeping at Warren's home. I, Virginia Bottosto, leave, but I regret to say that I am taking Vincent with me. I, Pauline Desgagne, leave my elliciency to Ella Mae Shackett. I Mabel Sanborn, leave my trips to the Dairy Bar to Peggy Adams. I, Vernon Dewey, leave my beloved seat in History C to Andy Kish for a second try, no doubt. I, John Gabri, leave my worn out track shoes to Jack Beaudry. I Marian Bashaw, leave my golden voice to Mildred Boyce. y I, Phyllis Cousins, leave the memory of my immortal voice to the A Cappella Choir. I Gerald Bombard, leave my battered drum sticks to Lynn 0'Neill. I, Ortillio Creazzo, leave my shadow on the wall near 312. I, John Krywanczyk, leave my musical ability to Alex Duarte, including sour notes. I Daiana Chase, leave my singed eyeborws and burnt hair to any unlucky Junior who happens to take Chemistry. I Helen Romankiewescz, leave my old shorthand books to Helen Pruski. I, Helen Gabri, leave my bygone memories to Alyoe Bogosian. I. Joe Bronchetti, leave my gab to Ray Belanger. I Wayne Moxley, leave my lankiness to Leo Fournier. I, Theresa Mitchell, leave for Steve S. I Bill Dox, leave my acting ability to Miss Ramsdell. I: Hubert Papelian, leave for the wide open spaces. I Donald Quenneville, leave my slick hair to John Schwartzkopf. I, Emmett Pratt, leave my beard to any shiftless Junior. I Geraldine Layo, leave my arguments in Office Practice to Kitty Ryan. Q I, Guy Martin, leave my mechanical knowledge to any successful Junior. I, Alvin Parisain, leave my meekness to Chester Dywan. I, Bill Raymond, leave all my English papers to Miss Ramsdell. I, Lawrence Hiter, leave my merry hours in the band room to Lynn O'Neill. I, Anna D'Arienzo, leave my typing ability to Lillian Sprankle. I, Leonard Cohen, leave my sales talks to Miss Tamblin. I Francis Menard, leave my paper job to take up a position in the Army. I, Reggy Nadeau, leave my bowling records at Harvey's. I, Stanley Euto, leave for Plum Brook. I Dorothy Cleary, leave my Ilirtations to Ann Gardner. I, Doris Smith, leave my isolation to Betty Haley. I Irene Szaybel, leave my sincereness to Mary McGinn. I, Veronica Toth, leave Guy to no one. I Bernadina Trevino, leave by way of Center Street. I, Carroll Smith, leave with my knowledge undeveloped as yet. I Catherine Tyo, leave my diploma hanging on the wall. , I, Eileen Vincent, leave to become a W.A.A.C. I, Jeanne Ward, leave my participation in school activities to anyone who can manage. I, Steve Ferency, leave my night life on the other side of the river. I, Mary Prevost, leave for Bob. I Marguerite Riedle, leave my English problems for someone else to solve. I, Mary Romeo, leave with a clean slate. I, Pat Seguin, leave my History book in the furnace. In Witnesses, thereof, we hereby make this Will legal and valid by affixing our names and seal on this 4th day of June, 1943. ,Mae

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Ogdensburg, N. Y. This is where Frank Storrs has been finally deposited. QNeed we say any moreililj. Dreamsville, Ohio Yep, Ken Serviss and Jean have finally taken the fatal step and settled down. Hollywood, Calif. Floyd Wood, the screen idol of many movie-goers, has broken countless hearts by his recent marriage to Eileen Vincent, but is rumored to have been stepping out with an old flame, Irene Szaybel. Sleepy-H-Ranch Emmett Pratt, the man with great Vitality, has started a dude ranch. If there is anyone who likes to get up in the morning at about dawn to work, this is the ideal place for him. N.B.C. Radio Hook-up . Thomas Violi, the former half-wit of M.H.S. is now a famous radio comedian. Massena Stanley Euto has declared that he will never marry and will never leave his parent's home. New York City Steve Ferency has been named the new editor of the New York Times. Editor of the girls' fashion dep'ts. Massena Shirley Bush is still wondering why she left Benjy loose. Benjy is still thankful he didn't stay. Cornwall Phoebe Catanzrite is now the jitterbugger at Ye Olde Juke J0inte. Cornwall On one of Jack Flynn's trips here, he discovered his dream girl. He is now undecided on what to do about his girl friend in Ogdensburg-or was it Potsdam? Massena Thomas Carroll is keeping the little farm trim and neat for the yet unfound Mrs. Carroll. Atlanta, Ga. Marguerite Carvill and Bud Dodge have finally taken the fatal step. Texas Frances Catanzarite has followed her soldier husband down here. Massena Bob Casaw is one of New York's most prized butterflies. He flits from one girl to another. Washington Diana Chase, head chemist for the government has singed all her red hair. Nebraska Dot Clegry has taken the phrase, Go West, literally. She's still man-hunting with Ann Cook as an 31 e. Phyllis Fralick's brilliant husband, Clayton Guyett, has just been appointed head of the chemistry department at the University of Massena, and Barbara Hutton, head of the department of physi- cal education. John Gabri and Mike Kowalchuk are keeping the memory of Rip Van Winkle alive, while Mrs. Kowalchuk, the former Peggy Haymond, keeps the home fires burning. Paul Hartford with his wife, Jean Cline to her schoolday friends, has found peace at last in a little cottage at Massena Point. New York City Irene Ackerman, the famous blonde, is to make her formal debut this summer. Dannemora, N. Y. Merton Adams is serving a term for beating his wife. Stone's Store-Massena Orval Allen is now an accountant in this famous store. Massena, N. Y. Marion Ashley LaBlanc is waiting for some school friends to visit her in her bungalow. Potsdam Marion Barnes is trying to teach children what X plus Y equals. Malone, New York Marion Bashaw can be seen any warm day wheeling Dick, Jr. Massena, N. Y. Violet Basmajian is now sole owner of the store, though she blew it up mixing chemicals. 30