Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences - Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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mt' f 1 ftfiiii y. gfitjfji 1 , L Y ' F I-' Y .illlilllliljep W crz claus Chemistry for the simple minded. Solution. State of Dissociation. March 2, 1923. Mr. and Mrs. Molecule of this city have just received word from their daughter, Mrs. Atom, of the birth to the Atoms of twins of equal weight and volume, one named Positive, the other, Negative. K Their father claims that they will be heavy charges when they are older. Mrs. Molecule was quite broken up over the matter, as she fears her grandsons will paint the litmus red when they grow up. A Both of the twins are already in love, little Positive being strongly attached to Miss Ann Ode. Young Negative has a great affinity for Miss Path Ode. Both young ladies are Poles. Mrs. Atom considers this a base action. Although she is bringing great pressure to bear against Mr. Atom, he is maintaining equilibrium. The twins are neutral. The Mystery of the Mustacheg or, Why did J onesy Shave. Oh, it has went, oh, me, oh my, I feel so sad, I know I'll cry, , To think how hard poor jonesy tried To raise a centipede - and then it died. It was his pride and only glory, Ah - 'tis a long and sad, sad story, The way he tendered it so dearly, . Those precious locks, - those few hairs merely. Ah, now 'tis gone, his dear pubescence, It shone above the moon at crescent, Oh, where, oh where, is the dignified youth, And who indeed is this lad uncouth? iilinister Cto sick studentiz- I take a friendly interest in you, my boy, because I have two sons in universities myseJl,f. One is taking Pharmacy and one Engineering. Is there anything I can do. I H ' h ra for the one taking Pharmacy. Sick Student:- You mig t p y At last, gm explanation for Bernard Ray! His middle name is Chaplin. E. D.:- Oh, my face is Ol1.l:1I'CIH , H Look out! . . . There might be a powder exploslon. 123

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i as. 4.-fririiw Ffifiv T LEE ilnlllllll I M1112 UB n V 1' Tid y' i 4- !' is g The M. C. P. Dictionary. A Study-fThe Men's Room. Friendship-Mary O'SulliVan. Laughter-Albert Richardson. Love-Vernon Saunders. I Hate-Chemistry. . A Community ROOfH'4GCOf.g6.ROb6ff White Hall Tl e Missing Fellows Stuff. Common Property- 1 Service-The Stock Room. Promptness-Our Lab. Reports. Cleverness-All of us. A Nine o'clock Class-???? Short Lectures-Analytical Chemistry Class. Perfect Recitations-There ain't no sich animile. Infallibility-Professors in General. A joke-The Elevator. A Querdon-Our Diplomas. F-1,.i-fi- Materia Medica, Chemistry and Pharmacy Are what our good school teaches But there is much more that We learn Especially when Dr. Smith preaches. Of our beloved Faculty Can you imagine Mr. Fenwick . Mr. Kelley . Dr. Smith . . Prof. Amrhein Prof. La Pierre Dr. Thompson Mr. Bowman Dean Bradley Mr. De Lon . Mr. Earle . . .T.,1,,,.l- dignified? with his hair combed? in a prohibition parade? . . .Wrong? disconcerted? with a grouch? excited? repeating himself? . . . dancing? yelling? 122

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Best Wishes of the Compliments of Alumni Association of the Apothecaries Massachusetts College he of 43 Temple Place Pharmacy BOSTON ate in Pharmacy. K7GS7Z00. iKSO1HC one stole my gradu . u Smart Senior:- Didn't know you had received it yet. A Latin QPD Cheer Boni - Bonae - Bona! Hos! Has! Ha! Pharmacy!! Pharmacy!! Sis! Boom!! Bah!!! In Junior Pharmacy Quiz Instructor'- VVhere does Wool fat come from? Brilliant QD Szfudenzh'- From the hairs of a cow. LISET Sc LUCE, INC Manufacturing Chemists Wholesale Druggists The El-an-ein Line of Pharmaceuticals and Specialties ---1.-cjilllb-'1l1-i LABGRATORIES 566-580 Commercial Street Boston, Mass. LrDOCav 2 Sa BADGER