Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences - Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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i as. 4.-fririiw Ffifiv T LEE ilnlllllll I M1112 UB n V 1' Tid y' i 4- !' is g The M. C. P. Dictionary. A Study-fThe Men's Room. Friendship-Mary O'SulliVan. Laughter-Albert Richardson. Love-Vernon Saunders. I Hate-Chemistry. . A Community ROOfH'4GCOf.g6.ROb6ff White Hall Tl e Missing Fellows Stuff. Common Property- 1 Service-The Stock Room. Promptness-Our Lab. Reports. Cleverness-All of us. A Nine o'clock Class-???? Short Lectures-Analytical Chemistry Class. Perfect Recitations-There ain't no sich animile. Infallibility-Professors in General. A joke-The Elevator. A Querdon-Our Diplomas. F-1,.i-fi- Materia Medica, Chemistry and Pharmacy Are what our good school teaches But there is much more that We learn Especially when Dr. Smith preaches. Of our beloved Faculty Can you imagine Mr. Fenwick . Mr. Kelley . Dr. Smith . . Prof. Amrhein Prof. La Pierre Dr. Thompson Mr. Bowman Dean Bradley Mr. De Lon . Mr. Earle . . .T.,1,,,.l- dignified? with his hair combed? in a prohibition parade? . . .Wrong? disconcerted? with a grouch? excited? repeating himself? . . . dancing? yelling? 122

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lo. iuel y I facial aff.. .iiglllllllllsli W cn CIBLEMW Famous Books-Continued For He is a jolly Good Felloxvfbv Moses XY. lbovle. Why I Like Girls-by Francis Balianda. I The Toxic Effect of Mica Panis-by joe lfllis. Vlfhy .Chelsea is Important-by Rudenstein and Rottenlierg. Two is a Couple-by Ethel Pierce and Louise Xotaro. i The Uplifting of Sororities-by john Krizanek. How to be a Diplomat-by Anselmo Ortiz. I Like Your Country-by Tsu-hsiang Liang. Stage versus Pharmacy-by Eugenia Dritsas. If We had our Way-by Sam Wleiner and Harrv Krasnoo Help Thy Neighborfby Flaum and Bindman. Listen to me-by Sol Berkowitz. A Man of Colors-by Peter Di Monaco. How to be a Careful Analytical Chemist-by Henry XYolft'. Men-by O'Neil, Leonard, and Hutchins. The Usefulness of the Male Element-by Hazel Ames. The Trouble with Liggett's Stores-by Max Epstein. The Miscibility of Sulphuric Acid with Vlfater-by Fred Morgan lit-lay. To Be a Good Pharmacette-by Fannie Berman. Garterettes as a Necessity to Good Health-by Louis Olunarl. From the Ground Up-by Gray and O'Brien. From my Observation-by E. V. Collins and Hughes. Why Do I Blush-by VValter A. Fairbanks. Better Late Than Never-by VVilliam I. Glover. Our Post Office System-by Robert L. Graham. Speed and Accuracy-by E. A. Angelakis. How to Make Liquor of Ferrous Iodidepby M. Yarcluinz . The Advantage of Making Double Preparationsdby Fimlierg and Paradi An Authority on Pharmacy-by Dominick Maiorana. She's Gone but not Forgotten-by Barnett Samuels and Yernon Saunclei A lex' 1. Haste Makes Vlfastefby Sanderson and nc usoi VV hy I Came to Boston-by Thornton. VVhy VVear Hairnets-by Sophie Levine. I G d N' Pill Making-by Lewisand Espinosa. oo ice Future Remingtons-'by L. M. Quint and Charles Brennan Repetition Makes Perfection-by Olive Sheridan. Value of a Ford in Pharmacy-by A. S. Shiel. x I Advancing the Theory of Chemistry'-by G. L: Colfllllg- ' bv H. D. Billings. Vllhy Consult the Pharmacopoeia- 4 121 1 l 111 i

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mt' f 1 ftfiiii y. gfitjfji 1 , L Y ' F I-' Y .illlilllliljep W crz claus Chemistry for the simple minded. Solution. State of Dissociation. March 2, 1923. Mr. and Mrs. Molecule of this city have just received word from their daughter, Mrs. Atom, of the birth to the Atoms of twins of equal weight and volume, one named Positive, the other, Negative. K Their father claims that they will be heavy charges when they are older. Mrs. Molecule was quite broken up over the matter, as she fears her grandsons will paint the litmus red when they grow up. A Both of the twins are already in love, little Positive being strongly attached to Miss Ann Ode. Young Negative has a great affinity for Miss Path Ode. Both young ladies are Poles. Mrs. Atom considers this a base action. Although she is bringing great pressure to bear against Mr. Atom, he is maintaining equilibrium. The twins are neutral. The Mystery of the Mustacheg or, Why did J onesy Shave. Oh, it has went, oh, me, oh my, I feel so sad, I know I'll cry, , To think how hard poor jonesy tried To raise a centipede - and then it died. It was his pride and only glory, Ah - 'tis a long and sad, sad story, The way he tendered it so dearly, . Those precious locks, - those few hairs merely. Ah, now 'tis gone, his dear pubescence, It shone above the moon at crescent, Oh, where, oh where, is the dignified youth, And who indeed is this lad uncouth? iilinister Cto sick studentiz- I take a friendly interest in you, my boy, because I have two sons in universities myseJl,f. One is taking Pharmacy and one Engineering. Is there anything I can do. I H ' h ra for the one taking Pharmacy. Sick Student:- You mig t p y At last, gm explanation for Bernard Ray! His middle name is Chaplin. E. D.:- Oh, my face is Ol1.l:1I'CIH , H Look out! . . . There might be a powder exploslon. 123