Mason High School - Anchora Yearbook (Mason, MI)

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elected President of the United States.-Did you know that the former Marjorie Snyder is his wife. Dermont Hanes is a detective in Scotland Yard. jean Heins is an opera singer. She offers the birds some competition. Doris Swift has a flea circus. VVe wonder where she found all her performing fleas. Charles Myers is a reporter for thc Detroit Times. He always did have a nose for news. Howard jackson is planning to run for Senator of the United States next election.fNo, not on the republican ticket as you would think but on the Townsend Old Age Pension ticket.--You say Martha Laws is Wally Simpsons maid. But I thought Douglas MacDonald was a butler therc, too.-He is? So Martha and Douglas got married and tapfdance in their spare time. Colleen Maddox is a tiger trainer. They claim she tames the wild tigers with her won' derful voice. Tom McEwen is a scientist and he found the cure for cancer after he had worked on this cure for twenty years.-Burr Potter is a traveling Fuller Brush salesman. He always did have a pretty slick line. He could sell you your false teeth as real teeth if he wanted to.-Lorna Rusch is a New York model. Oh, I saw her photograph in a toothpaste advertisement and I thought I recognized her but I couldn't quite place her. Dan Simonds is a traffic court judge in Detroit.-Duane Thurlby is a motorcycle cop.AOh, so jareld Smith has his fathers Meat Market in Mason.-He won the world's championship for the hundred yard dash! And Wesley Webb is a chef in the New York Waldorf. Phillip Williams is a tailor.-No, I'm not trying to be funny. Not Tfa-yflfofr. Frances Willis owns the Wrigley Chewing Gum factory. Now she can chew all the gum she wants to. She has someone guard the place as she is afraid she will chew up all the profits. Paul Young is a lawyer. He showed he had some talent when he defended Thomas McEwen in our Mock Court Trial. Budd Zimmer is head of the New York Symphony Orchestra. Edith Stevens is a beauty operator. They say Kenneth Bartow runs a combination dog pound and a little hot dog stand. He always was a little Scotch.-What! Howard Oesterle is a jeweler. I imagine he runs the jewelry store so that he would not lose so much on his five former wives?-And Malcolm Petty owns and runs a Dude Ranch in Wyoming. He thought probably that he never could be rich so that he might as well earn his living from rich people. And wasn't that hor' rible how janet Hemans hypnotized Lillian McKean and they haven't been able to awaken her yet. They think that she has some kind of sleeping sickness. Janet feels badly about it and has tried to remove her from her trance but all her efforts and those of other people have been unsuccessful.-Irene Huntington is an insurance saleswoman. She has always loved to talk. Now she earns her living on how much she can talk. She even sold me one policy of her Talk Them to Death insurance'-My call has comc through. Well, Goodbye and Good Luck. -Marguerite Ashfal Zn: I I 2 : : 2 : I I :.:.-.:......0.....,-.,..0. Anchoi-a.......-..-..-.

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wi ju: 1 3 1 -iiniuiizizi 1 1-1-:.1o1n1i:::iq TO THE CLASS OF 1937 Our school days, bright and merry, So filled with joy and glee, Are over for the present And once again we're free. We'1ie been winners in the skirmish And our work has been well done, But we now must face real battles For the fight has just begun. We have delved in Mathematics In a scientific way. We are versed in ancient history And in language, we are gay. And our gallantrgroup of teachers Wll0'l78 stood by us all the while, Miist feel proud of us this minute, I can almost see them smile. From the days of kindergarten To this grand and glorious hour, Like a gaunt and haunting specter, They have held us in their power. But today the spell is broken And we have them all forgiven For were winners, yes, were winners, Our class of ThirtyfSeven. But with passing comes the parting, Soon our paths must separate, We must face life's battles bravely, Learn to labor and to wait. But where e'er our paths may take us, And no matter where we're driven, Let's remember, we were classfmates In nineteen thirtyfseven. Anchora -By Martha Laws