Marysville High School - Key Yearbook (Marysville, OH)

Page 58 text:

l I I M. H. S. Farewell Class Song for 1937 Nina M. Sawyer Adele Beattysi' Q Vassar 1915 Ch Marysville High, weire going to leave you now, But we are grateful forthe three years learning-math and physics, history, civicsg For we still cherish memories strong and clear, Of the fun we had in sports and parties during every year. Though we may travel far and friends must part, Scenes of our high school days we'll ne'er forget for we have kept it in our heart. Time spent these last three years Weill never rue, For weive learned the lesson that a winner true is never through. Dear M. H. S., we leave this earnest wish, That by our efforts We have added to your glory, laud and honor bright. Yet when we leave these halls please keep this line, That the Class of Thirty-seven lives and will forever shine. S' Used by permission.

Page 57 text:

lll Il I A3 the Jeep Sees Itirfold to upetev Engard This year there will be no class prophecy. Instead I shall tell you about a scientific experiment of much interest to the mem- bers of the class of 1937 since we are all guinea pigs in this great experiment. One day While passing the chemistry laboratory of Marysville High School, I heard a great disturbance and upon entering I found Professors Einstein, O, G. Whatasnozzle and C. Park. Carrot-top Kingsmore was there, too. I politely elbowed my way into the huddle and to my astonishment I beheld a small, white, pot-bellied animal. Professor Park was busily engaged punching orchids under the animal's proboscis. I soon learned this was a jeep. In fact, it was Eugene the jeep. After explaining the jeep's four-dimensional brain in detail, Mr. Park became quite angry when I asked him to express him- self in simple language. It seems that the jeep can prophesy all future happenings. I put it to test and asked it how many children I would have. At this the three professors who, by the way, are known as the big three of the scientilic world, objected and said I should ask something that was fair, whereupon I decided the jeep should write my prophecy through its inter- preter, Professor Einstein. The first story is a tale of woeg a young boy has been con- victed of kidnaping, Marvin Arnold. He claims it was only an attempted elopement. Simpson also is behind bars. While at the County Fair he made a pool on the afternoon races, giving the Mayor and the Marshal the names of two horses. Their horses didn't rung Simpson did, but not fast enough. Polly Auer followed in the footsteps of her parents and be- came matron of the Union County Childrens Home. She has a large number of children under her charge, many of whom, or rather fifteen of whom, are her own. Elberta Price is a teacher of uncontrollable voices and tin horns. Ioe Crumb is in the tailoring business. He says, My suits fit best in the box they come in. Iack I-Ioopes is in Hollywood where he is known as Lon Chaney the second. He gained experience haunting the girls in Marysville High School. Burl Zolman is also out in the city of stars. I-Ie was making good until he turned out a poor per- formance in an animated tragedy, Our Little Nell. Flossie Easterday as Little Nell' has made a long step toward stardom. jane Clark runs the Cotton Club night club down in Dover at Fleck's old stand. Iane does her own bouncing. Boy, she can bounce them, if I remember right. Bob Weidman, star of Hoy's eight ball team, can also give you a line on that little matter, as jane, Bob and I used to battle with all the other little devils in town under the title of the Third Street Rats. Miss Mills in despair shot Vernon Palmer and Howard Hindererg they used had did and had set on graduation day. john Ferrell, only wounded in the scrape, fled to the hills, where he went into the distilling business, brewing the well- known Brown Iug products. Martin Eirich also is in the same business. He has a faucet at the base of his silo on the farm. Virginia Miss Marysville Wilson is now an art.ist's modelg so is Virginia Hammerle. She is the model for the original Minnie Hot-cha in Chief Wahoo's comic strip. Moder is also a model, posing for before-and-after ads. He's the before in the Kathryn Fauth Nose Surgery ad. Kathryn is doing well and no wonder: if she loses a man she just changes her beak and tries a new technique. Kandel is in the midst of a law suit or rather suits. Five girls are suing him for breach of promise. But that's not the sad part of it. He has filed divorce proceedings against his wife. He says, She was not faithful. Olive Shirk and Dorothy lean Smith are running hot dog stands on opposite sides of Fifth Street and are hiring Carl Dinkel to run back and forth to kill each other's trade. He is a salesman for Personal Fit Hosiery on his off days. Howard Hinderer is in the trucking business. We would like to know what he's hauling, so would the government. Una Galloway is trucking, too. 'She swings it every night at Frank Holycross' Silver Tavern just east of town on the Delaware Road. In behalf of some of the honest members of the class, we might say that the Carrie Nation Club of Marysville composed of three members: Nina Sawyer, President, Alfreda Gabriel, Vice-president, and Elizabeth Miller, Secretary, are trying to reform the men of Marysville, Ohio. They used gentle methods at Hrst but now each one carries a club in her violin case. On second thought I believe it is a machine gun. Life is just a bunch of bubbles for Sara Moore, since she married that large Ginger Ale Magnatef' We hope that it won't have the same effect that Vernor's has on us. Iohn Poling and Oliver Schneider won the Indianapolis auto races this year. They went so fast that they became' cross-eyed watching the track. Those two boys always did get crossed when it came to women, so now they are on the latest list of eligible bachelors. Amazed, I heard that Elizabeth Snyder is suffering from a fractured skull, self-indicted. She attempted to commit sui- cide upon learning that her uncle, tired of her service, had hired a deaf and dumb waiter for the Hole in the Wall. And who would have thought of Herman Rausch as a ladies' man? Yes, sir, on a large scale he started a harem down in the Settlement. Claretta, Rosina, Clarice and Irene are among his wives. He couldn't decide which to marry so he married all of them. Now he can't afford to get a divorce. However, I hear the girls are taking up a silver offering. Ruth Bump was in Police Court for speeding and reckless driving. When asked how fast she was traveling, she said, Forty. Later she said she was only doing twenty. Finally, she said she was standing still. The judge replied, Fifty dollars before you back into someone. Ethel Patch is a ballet dancer. Ioe Grigsby, the golden-voiced orator turned to music and sang for a season with the Metro- politan. He is not with them this yearg last season in Samson and Delilah he could not push the pillars down. Bernard Win-A-Million Clarridge just cashed in on the Irish Sweepstakes. In a recent interview he was quoted as saying, 'Tm going to build a hundred room house with a pool table in each room. Bertha Diehl also won, and her husband is spending the money before she regains consciousness. Mertie Ebright is a fan dancer at Esther's. She is known as modest Mertie and her attraction is that she has never dropped her fans. Gertie I. Q. McCurdy is a torch singer. It is reported she has to wear an asbestos dress, and if you aren't baldheaded before you sit in the bald-head row you soon will be. Vivian Griffith is head librarian at the Marysville Free Pub- lic Library and takes great pleasure in scaring young culprits. Kathryn Asman has the distinction of being the first woman matador. Her favorite hold is to grab the bull by the tail and hoist it out of the ring. One day while puttering around in her chemical laboratory, Lucile Van Atta discovered a new compound. Upon persuading her assistant, Eleanor Beightler, to try it out she found it had an Alice in Wonderland effect. Eleanor has to graft three shirts to get one. We might add that Lucile went crazy trying to find something to make her grow. Ruth, SnuEy Smith has been re-elected chief Doodle Bug of the mysterious sisterhood of the Varmints. When the jeep attempted to prophesy about Pauline Miller, all was a white mist. He asked that she be detained a year to see if it wouldn't clear up. However, we prevailed upon him and he tried again. This time he had more luck. He said that the reason he could not see her before was that she had fallen in a container of milk she was testing at the Farm Bureau. Dick Engard is on the missing men list. The noted electrician and stage hand became lost back stage on the opening night of Virginia Berger's Scandals of 1987. Mary Huber gave her quite a write-up in her tabloid column in the Marysville Tribune which she owns and operates on the basis of the Sunday Star. Flash Gilbert, captain of former Marysville bench warmers, is now playing with the New York Celtics. Another athletically inclined boy has taken to boxingg he is known as Canvas Back Ferrell. Corinne Schmink is known as the female Billy Sunday of Marysville. Leora Futhey is Superintendent of the school at Oil City where Martha CMaJ Myers is dean of women, men, prin- eipal, grade school teacher, high school teacher, and janitor. Now you see it will be simple: all I have to do is to Wait fifty years to see if the jeep told the truth. Of course, I won't be here, but some one will.

Page 59 text:

FEWQFQEE