Marysville High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Marysville, KS)

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S2 MARYSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL Monthly Examinations An example of the monthly exams given by the faculty to the High School student: QUESTION I. 1. How old was Methuselah, and give date of birth? 2. Name and give color of hair of all kings that ever sat upon :i European throne. 3. Name at least 50 kings who have assassinated themselves. QUESTION II. 1. Estimate output of Ford Motor Car Co. in 1999. 2. Calculate accurately to 6 decimal places the number of molecules in a particle of dust. QUESTION III. 1. Name and locate at least 5,000 moving picture shows and give annual profit of each. 2. Write a 1,000 word theme criticizing Montgomery Ward catalogue. QUESTION IV. 1. Who did What, and How, and When? 2. Make a diagram of main underground river systems. 3. Name at least 5,000 Generals who have been killed in the late European War. 4. Describe lVIam1noth Cave and compare With river Styx. Modern Tragedy CAST: Heinie Zimmerling. Prof. Smith. Time: 3:30 p. ni. Place: M. H. S. ACT I. Scene: Chapel, 9:30 a. ni. Prof. Smith: Any person found writing in other people's books will be punished severely. ACT II. Scene: Prof.'s ofiice, 3:30 p. m. same day. Heinie fvery angryj: Mr, Smith, some one's be-en Writ-in' in my bo-okf' Prof. Qvery confidentiallyj : What did they write: something very uncomplimentary? Heinie Qstill very angryj: They wrote, 'Some man, Heinie Zimmerling.'

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MARYSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL 81 carry my chamois with me. What would you recommend as a sub- stitute? Todd Thompson. Ans: Use a feather duster. Aunt Molly: I am a Sophomore boy and I have a brother who is a Junior and is very popular with the girls. What can I do to cut him out? Max Brumbaugh. Ans: How large is your brother and how fast can he run? After these are answered, I can advise you more fully. Dear Aunt Molly: We are two girls, 14 and 16 years of age, both good looking. We attend picture shows every night and Mr. Unruh says We have lots of talent as movie actors. What company would you advise us to join? Blanche Yaussi, Mabel Seibert. Ans: Join your mother's company.

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MARYSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL 83 FAULKNER 8z MAYER Dope Artists Football dope, basketball dope, baseball dope, track dope, or any old kind of dope dished out free of charge. We can tell a year in advance all about the championships. IN SOMN IA During Recitation Cured! My preparation will enable you to sleep in class Without any trouble. Testimonial Dear Sir: I have never been troubled with sleeplessness since using your preparation. I have frequently slept through Prof. Unruh's jokes. -Roy Raemer. KILL OR KURE DR. SCHWARTZ' TOBACCO CLEANSE guaranteed to cure the victim or put him out of misery. Testimonial. Dear Sir: I have procured several gallons of your remedy for future use. There is nothing like it to remove the biting taste of a snipe. -Van Brodrick. DR. SIlVIKIN'S W A R T R E M E D Y Guaranteed to be beneiicial when used on warts, callouses, corns and boils. Testimonial. Dear Sir: I once had a wart on the back of my neck which I used for a collar button. Since using your remedy, I can hang my coat on it. --Hennie Zimmerling.