Marysville High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Marysville, KS)

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MARYSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL 81 carry my chamois with me. What would you recommend as a sub- stitute? Todd Thompson. Ans: Use a feather duster. Aunt Molly: I am a Sophomore boy and I have a brother who is a Junior and is very popular with the girls. What can I do to cut him out? Max Brumbaugh. Ans: How large is your brother and how fast can he run? After these are answered, I can advise you more fully. Dear Aunt Molly: We are two girls, 14 and 16 years of age, both good looking. We attend picture shows every night and Mr. Unruh says We have lots of talent as movie actors. What company would you advise us to join? Blanche Yaussi, Mabel Seibert. Ans: Join your mother's company.

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80 MARYSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL Aunt Molly's Corner Directions: Address all letters to Aunt Molly, 47,602 Ollen- itram Ave., Marysville, Kansas. All correspondence strictly con- fidential. Writers must sign names in full. Dear Aunt Molly: ff--Sip I have dark hair, dusky eyes, 2 A rosy cheeks and sweet disposition. 9 0 I N Do you consider me good looking? ra 1 Marion Chaffee. 'if 'll' jf, Ans: No. ' A 1' ' 3 1 Dear Aunt Molly: ' KX 1 K Could you tell me how I could 'f ,fl curl my hair like Elsa Tangeman X , t Mlm ll I curls her's? Alta Balterson. Ans: 1 bottle LePage's glue, 1 bottle Carter's ink. Apply to hair, then wrap around stove poker over night, and I am sure it will be curly as Elsa's. Dear Aunt Molly: I am a young man of 18 years: 5 ft. 7 in. in height: have brown eyes, red hair, freckles and weigh 135 pounds. Would you call me good looking? I would like to go with the girls, but they don't seem to care much about me. Bud Dougherty. Ans: Don't let the girls find out you are not ,good looking. Dear Aunt Molly: How soon do you think I ought to write to Iva? Bill Mayer. Ans: If you have known her a long time, write immediately. If not, let her write first. Dear Aunt Molly: I have become acquainted with a cute little girl with- brown curly hair, but being versed only in politics, when I am in her com- pany and talk on that topic, she does not seem to enjoy it. Can you advise me what I should talk about? Thomas Warders. Ans: To remedy this, send her all papers containing all latest political news. Aunt Molly: I am a young man, 15 years old. I find it very inconvenient to

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S2 MARYSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL Monthly Examinations An example of the monthly exams given by the faculty to the High School student: QUESTION I. 1. How old was Methuselah, and give date of birth? 2. Name and give color of hair of all kings that ever sat upon :i European throne. 3. Name at least 50 kings who have assassinated themselves. QUESTION II. 1. Estimate output of Ford Motor Car Co. in 1999. 2. Calculate accurately to 6 decimal places the number of molecules in a particle of dust. QUESTION III. 1. Name and locate at least 5,000 moving picture shows and give annual profit of each. 2. Write a 1,000 word theme criticizing Montgomery Ward catalogue. QUESTION IV. 1. Who did What, and How, and When? 2. Make a diagram of main underground river systems. 3. Name at least 5,000 Generals who have been killed in the late European War. 4. Describe lVIam1noth Cave and compare With river Styx. Modern Tragedy CAST: Heinie Zimmerling. Prof. Smith. Time: 3:30 p. ni. Place: M. H. S. ACT I. Scene: Chapel, 9:30 a. ni. Prof. Smith: Any person found writing in other people's books will be punished severely. ACT II. Scene: Prof.'s ofiice, 3:30 p. m. same day. Heinie fvery angryj: Mr, Smith, some one's be-en Writ-in' in my bo-okf' Prof. Qvery confidentiallyj : What did they write: something very uncomplimentary? Heinie Qstill very angryj: They wrote, 'Some man, Heinie Zimmerling.'