Maryland College for Women - Marylander Yearbook (Lutherville, MD)

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WIT anal Usifamanf We, the members of the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Thirty- Eight of the Maryland College for Women of the State of Maryland, being of unsound mind, lacking equilibrium and having very little dignity, do hereby make and devise the following Last Will and Testament. First-We hereby nominate as our executor the Deaf Man. And direct that he bestow upon the hereunder named, our heirs and assigns the following legacies . . . ITEM ONE To the FacultyeOur everything. To President MetzgereAn attendance at the Christmas Party. To Dean Williams-Our love and a Shakespearean theatre. To Mr. MooreeA sad farewell. To Mrs. Osborne-Our gratitude for her help these past four years. To Dr. SilveuSeMore turtles and a black and white sundae. To Miss ThaneeA skeleton for her anatomy class. To Miss Eyster-A class knowing he from lay and our fondness and appreciation. To Miss ThompsonettThe little things in life. To Miss Snodgrass-Peaceful, quiet nights of sleep. To Dr. CameroneParis in the Spring. To Miss Riggs-A triumphant Broadway opening. To Capt. Gelston-Whitney and Vanderbilt stables and a sad farewell salute. To Miss Grittin-A huge explosion and a new chemistry lab. To Miss Sparks-No more meals at Practice House. To Dr. West-A quiet class and a loud Wowie . To Dr. HorneeNew York nearer to Baltimore, a cup of coffee and a class of shorthand students. To Miss SchrockeA hub-cap and a new infirmary. To Mrs. ProctorvMore chats with Mr. Rogers and Russian records for her art classes. To Miss Betts-Appreciation for her dietetics. To Mr. IlmereBeethoven, Bach and Brahms. To Miss WynecoffeMore celebrities. ITEM TWO To the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-NineePep, Swing and Rhythm. To Scotty FreedeCouncil, Anacin, and great patience. To Janet Payne-A quiet, contented, peaceful life. To Betty GriereOur love and wish for her happiness. To Joyce WagnereA patent on I don't care and you don't care. To Petie SchmidteA kitten, a fireside, and all things nice. To Maxine WeileRosalie and an application for Vogue's models. To Dorothy ComforteThe Big Apple. forty

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agapa'zfatwu . . . Most attractive Most likely to succeed Most sophisticated Best college spirit Most temperamental Most gullible Most original Most stubborn Most versatile Most popular Most personality Most capable Most vivacious Most enthusiastic Most conscientious Best figure Best dressed Best athlete Best all around girl Faculty joy Faculty torment Biggest eater Biggest talker Wittiest Cutest Neatest Greatest admirer of the masculine Loudest Gets away with the most thirty-nine Marjorie May Rita Reed Peggy Hudson Betsy Ewry Janet Payne Jean Halsey Janet Payne Phyllis Alexander Helen Boelson Edna Stewart Edna Stewart Edna Stewart Betty Fefferman Betsy Ewry Rita Reed Roxane Wright Maxine Weil Helen Boelson Edna Stewart Phyllis Foss Jean Halsey Nancy Pomeroy Phyllis Whitmore Betty F efferman Violet Kemp Betty Davidson Nancy Bentley Betsy Ewry Betsy Ewry

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To Marjorie ClarkeTrucking. To Winifred HowethettPosin. To Edna Baxter-Suzy-Q. To Dorothy TownleyeA week-end at St. Johns. ITEM THREE To the class of Nineteen Hundred and F orty a promise to always be as gay and happy as you've been these past two years. To Betsy EwryeA little less energy and Ferdinand. To Meg BrowneMeals a la carte. To Liz. TolsoneAnother Aunt Ruth and perfect dates for always. To Mary BoweneOur mascot, we leave nothing, for she has everything. To Tucky MicheleMore and better car trouble. To Jeanette Hubbs-Life in Baltimore for keeps. To Phyllis EatoneMany more hit parades. To Jane AileseA bib and Tucker. ITEM FOUR To the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Forty-OneeI-Iope, respect and more Maryland College spirit. To Babs Lily-A new coiffure. To Phyllis AlexandereA spanking and a good psychiatrist. To Phyllis FOSSeMetzger Hall and a patent on poise. To Nancy PomeroyeA new skirt and less efficiency. To Jane ValentineeLess egotism. To Flora StallingSeAll our men, to do with them as she pleases. To Phyllis WitmoreeA month's case of laryngitis. To Muriel RappuhneA large muzzle. ITEM F IVE To our Alma Mateerur very sincere thanks for the grandest four years. We also bequeath to each of the students a private telephone, many floor plugs, and perfect weekend dates. We confer upon all the members of the faculty who have acted as chaperones an honorary degree of Doctor of Greeting because we know they have truly suffered. In witness whereof, we hereunto subscribe our seal this thirty-tirst day of May, in the Year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-eight, at the village of Lutherville in the state of Maryland. THE CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY-EIGHT Signed: CAMPUS PUSS Witnesses: MRS. HARLEY HELEN forty-one