Martin Luther High School - Phalanx Yearbook (Greendale, WI)

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book entitled My Life as a Ma- libu Barbie' ' . DEAN KENNEDY will open a Hot Dog stand called Deanie's Weenies' ' . JAN KNUTSON will be a person- hole fitter. DARYL KOHLMEYER will draw cartoons for The Hog Caller 's Gazette. KARA KOPAC will be the owner of a school specializing in courses teaching young ladies proper table etiquette . BARB KRAFT will drive buses to Timbuctu. KARYN KREBS will be the sing- ing Pontiac in Phil Tolkan com- mercials. LAURIE KRIMPELBEIN will make a fortune curling pigtails. JIM KUCI-ILER will be the Head Librarian in OKLAHOMA CITY. DAVE LADWIG will be a world- famous lecturer on Speed Talk- ing . LU ANN LANKE will be leading lady in the German language theater. LOIS LANGE will star in a movie remake of The Taming of the Shrew , titled, KATE THE CRUST. RICHARD LESKE will perform in a rock group called WANG AND THE DIGITALS . JEFF LOE will be a computer technologist for an abacus com- puter company. STEVE LONGSTAFF will be a clothing manufacturer whose block of offices will be called ' 'Sleeves by Longstreet' ' . DAVE LUETHY will own a hab- erdasher for men 5'2' ' and un- der. KEVIN MAJORS will become famous as ' 'The Man Who Knows Everything' ' . BOB MAYER will save popsicle sticks and build a replica of the White House . JULIE MEISSLER will start a chain of restaurants called Ju- lie's Big Girl' ' . ABBY MILLER will become in- ternationally famous as The Girl With the Longest Nails' ' . MONICA MISSUN will not be heard from. Apparently, she will be Missin' . BOB MISSUN will experiment and succeed in cloning Mr. Rei- gles. DWAYNE MITTAG will replace Gordon Lightfoot as Mr. Schnake ' s favorite composer . JIM OTTO will write a colunm for school newspapers called ' 'How to Sleep in Class Without Really Trying' ' . KATHY OTTO will be a trainer of professional chapel ushers. VVILLIE PAUTZ will be a lifetime Schooblic fan. SCOTT PERKO will open a ser- vice station for skateboards. TOM PIEPER will go on to own and manage a disco called HeIlo? Hello? Anybody out there ? ' ' SANDI POTTERTON will be- come the new head nm-se on ' 'Veternarian's Hospital' ' . CARRIE REISS will be Junior Choir Director at Layton Park Lutheren Church. HEIDI RESCH will live in a shoe and have so many children she won't know what to do ! EVELYN RETZLAFF will open a fruit stand called Eve's Ap- ple' ' . VAL RIEDEL will be a floral ar- ranger at Southridge . CAROL RISKE will dedicate her life to physics and finally dis- cover that Mr . Sodeman was ly- ing for all those years. JAY SCHAEFER will write class phophecies for High School yearbooks and always turn them in late . AILEEN SCHERER will be M.L. 's answer to Bella Abzug . KAREN SCHOLTES will combine forces with Kara and teach classes in Ways to Speak Slow- ly and Quietly in Class' ' . DAVE SCHULDT will open a cooking school for over-weight wrestlers. JENNY SCOTT will create Pom Pon routines for flashers . TIM SERKOWSK1 will find hap- piness as a Tibetan Monk. LISA SHILLING will, one day, teach the world to spell her name properly. SHARI SIMRELL will do make- up for monster movies. DAVE SKORZEWSKI will become an English teacher and spend the rest of his life in American Lit. DON SMITH will be a teacher of girls who want to import Basket- ball talent. RON SMITH will be a money changer of Master Charge . BETH STACH will teach giggling to gaggles of geese. GARY STELSE will find a cure for acute quietness. LORI STRESSING will be the lst woman police chief in Wiscon- sm. SUE TOTH will open a shoe store called Susie's TWO-SHOES' ' . MARK TUNKS will manufacture Little Wonders for musical pro- ductions. KATIE WARTICK will be a star center for the Milwaukee Doe 's. DEAN WEIL will be a caretaker at a home for aged ballet danc- ers. PAUL WESSLER will become a professional student and will at- tend ' 'The School of Jokes and Pranksters' ' . JOANN WOELFFER will be Telly Savalas' hair stylist. KATHY WULF will be the pro- gram director talk and travel for a show Gossips International . Class Prophecy 171

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The 1979 Class Prophecy For The DEE ADLER will be a casting' ' director. MELINDA AMES will direct traf- fic . Cl-IRIS BACKUS will teach to- matoes how to blush. BECKY BAI-IR will run the All- Star Burping Contests for Wide World of Sports. JIM BARNDT will fit screen- doors for submarines . JAN BARNDT will build equip- ment for a flea circus. RICK BARWA will establish a softball camp for wayward girls . JIM BAUMGART will pilot hang-gliders for European Tours . GAIL BERKHAI-IN will write a song entitled Swingin' in the Lane' ' . DAVE BERNHARDT will work with Ralph Nader. ED BILLYARD will brush teeth on a chicken farm. VICKI BLAZER will be a reporter for the New York Times. DIANE BLOCK will teach asser- tiveness training to quiet school girls . BRAD BLUI-IM will give clinics on How to Catch Basketballs with your Mouth' ' . LINDA BORES will e,.e:...ch Do-Do birds how to multipl' LAURA BOYER will ' Lf ct musi- cals . PAUL BRANT will write a Ger- man correspondence course for distance runners. JOHN BRUNETTE will found the UVTA, Universal Volli-Tennis Ass'n, and star as its leading player until the age of 82. BONNIE BURGESS will sew cos- tumes for community theater. Class Prophecy Graduates CATHY CI-IOJNACKI will be- come the Michelanglo of crowd painting. BOB CI-IRISTIANSEN will sell left-handed monkey wrenches . FRANK CLEPPE will wrestle alligatoxs. SCOTT CONSOER will write an essay on ' 'Ten Easy Ways to Sit in a Class Without Getting Called Upon' ' . KAREN COOGAN will produce ' 'Veterinarian's Hospital' ' for the Muppet Show. TOM CUTTING will be a tree surgeon on the North Pole . LAURA DAI-IL will hold clinics on ' 'How to Speak-up for Wom- en's Rights and Knit-one , Pearl-two all at the same time . ' ' CANDY DEBBAN will design clothes for dancing bears. I-IOLLYHDECKER will be lst flut- ist with the Denver garden club orchestra. S'I'EVE DEI-INKE will teach a course called Facial Expres- sions, ' ' , The Key to Serious Discussions' ' . MARY DOBSON will write jokes for Phyllis Diller . JOEL DOEPKE will sell beef sub- stitutes to vegetarians . MIKE DRAEGER will be a dish- washer for the Dixie Cup Co. CHUCK DULDE will open a fur- niture store called Are You Comfortable with This? ' ' JILL DUSZYNSKI will be the hair stylist for concert pianists . VERLANE ERICKSEN will be an auctioneer in Lone Wolf, New Mexico. JOAN ESCH will teach in a school of fish. DAVE FRANKLIN will repair Tonka Trucks. BRAD FROEMMING will open a dance school for cowhands. LINDA GARSKE will open a rab- bit shop called Garsky and Hutch. MIKE GILI-IUBER will make holes in a Swiss Cheese factory. CHRIS GRUENEWALD nm Oleg Cassini's Designer Clothes for Women-Muskego Shoppe. JUDY HAFNER will be the first woman in charge of the Athletic Department at West Point. SUE HANSON will rim a hairstyl- ing salon MARK HARR will invent a fool- proof way to sleep through one entire year of school, without getting caught. NANCY HEISE will write a book entitled Carrying A11 Your Books to Every Class Can be Frm! ERIC HOLMBERG will sell mi- cro-wave ovens in Harrisburg, Penn. STEVE HORN will model boots for the lumber jacks of America . NED HOVIE will farm in the Mo- jave Desert. BOB JAEGER will be the salt man in a salted-in-the-shell peanut company. RICH JAHNKE will star in a Broadway revival of ' 'The Wiz- ard of OL . MIKE KADOLPI-I will be a re- placement on M.A.S .H. IEVIN KAIS will manage the Brewer's Cheerleaders. DAVE KAPHINGST will be the new Tidy-Bowl Man. JULIE KAPI-IINGST will write a

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