Marston School - Howler Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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The HOWLETT - 1929 QQVQTQ DUDLEY EUGENE SNYDER Snitz Duel WILL ENTER MARYLAND QQ Entered school 1918. Football M 1918. Soccer sMt 1918. Wise in az manner all lair own. Lacrosse Squad 197-9- 1 lk -.,-- I. I ' ' 9 ff! f . mlofef 'Zi-'V 'f fi ads- DUDLEY came to us shortly after the beginning of school in October, and since has seemed a mystery man. We have been unable to discover much concern- ing him, but have found out that he can play football, although he is rather short and light. Immediately upon his arrival he took over the vacant position of quarter- back on the team and executed his duty very vvell. i During his first month or so of attendance, Dud would be seen arriving at school, usually late, with Bobby Macdonald, but it happened one day that Bobby's Ford became ill, and big-hearted Dudley proceeded on his Way home. Soon after he arrived at school in his own Ford, which no one seemed to know about. Ever since he has deserted Bobby and continued to travel incognito. Snitz's athletic ability is not limited alone to football as he has won for himself a place on the lacrosse squad, and played a very brilliant game of soccer this past season. Bezb.' Men Jicken me-I wanldn't have one af them. lsol

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The HOWLETT - 1929 Q57Q?9 ROBERT MARTIN RUPP, JR. Pee Pee WILL ENTER DUKE W Entered school 1918. Football M 1918. Soccer Squad 1918. U He wus u mun of unbounded Lacrosse Squad 1919. ftonouebf' 9, 1' 5 . .. 1 x f 5 'xj HIS past autumn the outlook for a line seemed im to our stafbacklield, until a terrible tornado from the West QHagerstovvnD swept down upon the football training camp in the form of Pee Pee Rupp. . In Pee Pee all the line's troubles were solved until his collar bone was broken by blocking a punt which routed the Scarlet and Gray forces of our old rival, Friends. Moke and Louisa have been caused much extra labor by too many trips from the kitchen to Pee Pee endeavoring to appease the appetite of this young man. He is forever conceiving brilliant ideas on making money, but thus far has been unable to accumulate a capital higher than fifty cents CMexicanD vvith which to put these transactions through. We feel that in thee, Pee Pee Rupp, Hagerstown has a man in whom to be justly proud. 'i0ne who hedge of nie dneestonr if like u potuto, the ben' punt ir underground. le-91

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BY ONE OF US A is for Alexander, commonly Teen, If you don't believe his stories, he thinks you're mean B is for Bunk, which you all know, As Mexican athletes we all love to throw. C is the Cottage where the boys go daily, Another bird's-eye view of Barnum and Bailey. D is for Davis who is just a farmer, But to look at him, girls, you'd think him a charmer And while speaking of charming, E comes around, We have Allan Erskine, the big Oirish clown. F stands for Ford, the best of all cars, They run smoothly on rocks or broken glass jars. G is for Georgie or sometimes Pack, Who rides next to Champ in their broken-down hack H is for Hayward, whose ambition I'm told Is to be like ,jack Lansdale, big, bad, and bold. I am a fellow as you've seen by this time Who writes bad verse without reason or rhyme. J gives us Jim, who's so big and so tall, The bigger they come the harder they fall. K brings us Kampus, or is it spelled with a C? I really don't know, but I'll ask Pee Pee. Louisa, an African, both competent and able, She tends to our wants while we sit at the table. Moke and Macdonald, partners in crime, They'd both sell you milk checks for less than a dime N 's for the neckties which all the boys lack, They'd put salt in your cocoa and ants down your back O! here is Oscar, who frisks and capers, This kid's picture is in all the papers. But wait, that's not all the P's as you'll see, P brings us more P's, namely Plitt and Presley. Q is the quiet which we all assume, To hear Celestial music, beginning at noon. Riderwood's where the store is located, Here we gurgle and ,chew till our hunger's abated. S brings us Snitz, the cutest of mites, He'd look just adorable in lipstick and tights. T here is Tom, the toughest of tough, I-Ie'll beat on your bugle till you holler enough. U recalls unbalanced, which all of us are, We'd be much better off behind lock and bar. V is Miss Venus, that lady of Milo, ' Who, compared to our own girls, is built like a Silo. W's the Whoopce which all the boys make, Nothing stronger l'm told than a chocolate milk-shake X in our tabloids is the mark for the spot Where the body was found, believe it or not. Y stands for Youth, called guilded by some, But not in my case on a two-bit income. Z is for Zero, the value of men, Who write stufflike this, thank Mon Dieu, that's the end