Marston School - Howler Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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The HAOWLETT - 1929 Qf.27QY'9' JOHN MORROW LANSDALE, JR. 'ffuckien WILL ENTER UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND W Entered school 1911. Manager Soccer 1918. H , Soccer sMt 1918. A huhe zu the house ls u ulellfpring of pleu.rure. Assistant Business Manager Register 1917. ACKIE is not only the oldest member of the class, but is also the shortest, and has been so ever since we can remember. But shortness is no handicap because he always knew his lessons, and especially did he take pains to do his Latin for Mr. White. Jack is undecided as to what profession he vvill follow, but there is a rumor that the University of Maryland will have the honor of his presence in its pharmacy school, vvhich means, that upon finishing, he will offer for sale to the public, hair- pins, bread, Washing machines, inner tubes, tires, rubber pants, and all the other necessary things of the drug store. He has already had experience managing the soccer team, which should aid him a great deal in the management of his future drug store, and also assistant business manager of the Register in '18, which will prove a great help to him. At any time Jackie may be seen displaying a hearty smile, in fact We have never found him in a grouchy mood. This is because he is free from worry and doesn't take matters too gravely. Jack feels that he has given enough of his time to Marston's, therefore he has decided not to return for his once thought of post-graduate course. If .rome people would my ull they thought, they would he fpeeohleuf' I ll?-l

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The HOWLETT - 1929 Qsfcsws JOHN ELZEY HAYWARD ' 'Jalan' ' WILL ENTER HOPKINS W Entered school 1913. Football Squad 191.7-2.8. Lacrosse M 1918-19' Then be will talk, Good God, bow ' Associate Editor Register 1917. be will talk. ' ERE, ladies and gentlemen, is the one, lone, and only known living specimen of that far-famed and highly exploited band of human beings, known by the people of both hemispheres as the Ruxton Boy Scouts. H t His weaknesses are hunting, trapping, and chopping down trees, possessing a frailness for the latter. He forages for his food in the A. 84 P. and Doc's store, where he was caught after a long and hard chase. And now, friends, you have the privilege of viewing for the first time in any public appearance, Mr. John Hayward. We thank you. In spite of all this ballyhoo, John is not a side-show freak, as one may think, but a respected member of the back-roomers and the bridge-brigade. As an athlete he is known to be of the best, if not the best lacrosse goalie in the state, playing a wonderful game for two years at this post. I Jim!! be bmi, and bad, and bmi. llll

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The HOWLETT - 1929 ca-yfcewg ROBERT WEBSTER MACDCNALD HEQLW HMM QP Entered school 1913. Football Squad 1916. Football M 1917-18. Lacrosse LMT 1916. Track Squad 1913414. Lacrosse M 1917-18-19. Dance Committee 1916-17-18. Student Council 1918. Thy beam? ir full afjiglatf ar an Dramatic Club 1915. egg if full of meat. NOW, we have Bobby, and as one can see in his picture, born in Virginia, raised on peanuts. In spite of all this he is a very likable chap when not in a fighting pose, which is rather often, and frequently caused by such remarks as: Have you heard the one about the Scotchman who went into the five-and-ten-cent store and asked to be directed to the furniture department? However, this temporary wrath may be calmed by offers of treating him at the store. Bobby has done more than his share toward making the school dances the successes that they unfailingly are, and not enough praise can be given him for his services on this committee. As an athlete, the aforesaid Bobby has been indispensable to the various teams on which he has played, namely, the football team and the lacrosse team especially. Bobby has also won the championship in African Golf, an honor which was not fought over the velvet turf of St. Andrevv's, nor over the fairways of Brae Burn, but in our own club, the cherished back-room. Stop, my young mam, thou farm' .rmitten me with thy Ford. llsl