Marston School - Howler Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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DON'T SHOOT OFF YOUR MOIITI1 lilGl1'Ol!l'l YOU KNOXV HOW' l'l'S l'OlN'l'ElJ. Young fwalking into Mr. White's room before classy Miz lvhite, do we have any Latin prose for today? Mr. VVhite, I most emphatically and assuredly gave out the lessons. There is no reason why you didnit understand. because I' gave it out very plainly indeed. l' have told you if you are not sure whether a lesson has been assigned or not do it Iirst and ask about it afterwards. lf this country loses the war it will be on account ol' such people as you who always dodge work. I told you the first day I met you that you were expected to do the lessons which l. give out and I have told it to you many times in between to do your lessons first and ask about it afterwards. Young fwho had been trying to say something for a couple oi' min- utesj. How do you know I haven't done my work. You have just said do your work and ask afterwards. Mr. lVhite-4'Oh!', H. H. fto Mr. NVood1-utlfj-'fWill there be tackling practice today, sir?,' , Mr. VV.- VVhy, yes: I think sol' H. H.- Oh, then T have a terrible headache. FOR SALE. One ancient red necktie. only been used 30 years. Apply at second story rear 1'00Ill.

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Jokes A SCENE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. During the halves of one of our football games the coach had the lllillll i11 the locker room, and we were only one point ahead, so he said, Now I wa11t you boys to go into this half and iight like sixty, because that other team is going to get a good cussing and will be lighting mad, so that you will have to play harder to hold them. Quarterback, will you please, please use that eight play more, and, Willie, won't you use your hands. Then 0116 of the team eouldn't hold himself any longer, so he bawled out, WV hy don't you give us a good eussing ? And the only reply was, HT want you to cuss yourselves. Hiss fat drillj-Don't you know how to dress yourself yet? Fred- While l was coming down the road last night I saw a house being robbedf' Hollis-'WVhat road ? Fred-4'Reisterstow-n. Hollis-'WVhy didn't you stop ? Fred-'YI wanted to, but the girls wouldn't let nie. Hollis- 0h! I see. . QUITE A SCHOLAR. Mother-'Sl suppose, Bennett, you are learning gralnnlar in your school. Bennett-4'0h, y0S,IIl, all about nouns a11d pronouns, verbs illlll proverbs. Mr. Rodiek- Aren't you judged in your work this year about the same as you always were ? Dl1t1'y-4WVe never had lllllC'll judgment. 'lllllll- DlltCll, you owe ine a, dime. Stiilllllilllll--K'Tl1ilt,S all right, ll0I1,l2 mention itf'

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