Marston School - Howler Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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Wllell the war was over Cy returned toAmerica. He was speedily besieged by the movies, who were most anxious to star him ill their productions. Bennett's chief ambition in school life was to be a movie actor, and now with his dream realized he had reached the pinnacle of his ambition. Of course he became the popular mati- nee idol, and all the girls were just crazyn about him. lt being leap year he had many proposals by the leading movie actresses, but Cy was destined to be an old bachelor. He tired of acting after several seasons, and decided to return to Baltimore and take up the stationery business. Now his attention was attracted to race horses and high-powered motor cars. Despite this l'act he grew to be a very respected member of the community, and even ran for governor at one time. Unfortunately he was defeated by a vote of 030,456 to 2141. Now Bennett decided to settle down to quiet life and devote his time to checkers and stamp collecting. I-Ie began to smoke a pipe, and at one time even tlireatened to take unto himself a wifeQ but later amended this decision and is now the only bachelor of the class of 1918.

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Jokes A SCENE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. During the halves of one of our football games the coach had the lllillll i11 the locker room, and we were only one point ahead, so he said, Now I wa11t you boys to go into this half and iight like sixty, because that other team is going to get a good cussing and will be lighting mad, so that you will have to play harder to hold them. Quarterback, will you please, please use that eight play more, and, Willie, won't you use your hands. Then 0116 of the team eouldn't hold himself any longer, so he bawled out, WV hy don't you give us a good eussing ? And the only reply was, HT want you to cuss yourselves. Hiss fat drillj-Don't you know how to dress yourself yet? Fred- While l was coming down the road last night I saw a house being robbedf' Hollis-'WVhat road ? Fred-4'Reisterstow-n. Hollis-'WVhy didn't you stop ? Fred-'YI wanted to, but the girls wouldn't let nie. Hollis- 0h! I see. . QUITE A SCHOLAR. Mother-'Sl suppose, Bennett, you are learning gralnnlar in your school. Bennett-4'0h, y0S,IIl, all about nouns a11d pronouns, verbs illlll proverbs. Mr. Rodiek- Aren't you judged in your work this year about the same as you always were ? Dl1t1'y-4WVe never had lllllC'll judgment. 'lllllll- DlltCll, you owe ine a, dime. Stiilllllilllll--K'Tl1ilt,S all right, ll0I1,l2 mention itf'