Marston School - Howler Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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quiet life after so many hazards, so settled down on his farm near Towson. Soon Hollis possessed. a better t?,l half, and was well pleased with his selection. After so many adventures one would sup- pose that the fates would grant our hero a natural death, but no. Un his eighty-seventh birthday he and his little granddaughter took their usual evening stroll near Lake Roland. Mr. Albert was walking across the tracks when the valley express rambled along and hit him from the rear, knocking him into thc lake, from which his body was never recovered. WVIr.soN Drnuw.-Wilsoii being the only one fortunate enough in our class to successfully survive his final trigonometry examination, was greatly elated and seized with a desire to earn his own bread, obtained a summer position with the Pennsylvania. Railroad's survey- ing corps. Here were many young men of all stations of life, and lVilson found himself admired by a short runt named lsaac Cohen- stein. Now, whether Duffy was born with enmity for the Hebrew or whether one had once taken advantage of his gentle nature, it is hard to determine, anyhow, the feeling was there. lkey, on the other hand, worshipped tl1e ground WVilson trod upon, and was always near at llillld. Now it happens that if it were not for lkey our prophecy would end here, for one day while the two men were on a surveying trip lVilson fell asleep on the track a11d was only rescued by the quick wits of Cohenstein. There followed from this episode a bond of friend- ship which no one could break, illltl NVilson lost all feeling against the Jew. Intlamed partly by the idea of getting rich quick and partly by the infiuence of Cohenstein, Wilson and his friend staked all their wealth on a treasure hunt. After two years of hard work and con- stant searching the little party finally discovered a hidden treasure, but Cohenstein could not help from following the inclinations of his race, and made off with all the booty. lVilson, penniless, worked his way home as a stevedore, and, unable to obtain an immediate position, sought work in other channels. At last Duffy received a job as a grave digger and carried out his tasks with great perfection, due to his excellent training in trigonometry. One day while digging a new grave' beneath an old oak tree VVilson unearthed a large iron chest which proved to be a treasure of untold wealth. Of course, this was a big stroke of luck, but WVilson did not take a back seat and let his wealth work for him. Today he is one of the most prominent men in Baltimore and is the head of a happy home.

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Class Prophecy JAMES HOIiIiIS BUCHANAN A1.nr:n'r.-Hollis, after equally sharing the honors of his class with the other members, was well pleased, but deternlined to make his mark in the world. His lirst step toward this goal was attempted when he applied at the recruiting oliice. Here, much to his disappointment, he was rejected on account of weak eyes. Determined to do his bit. however, Hollis enlisted in the working force of a munitions plant, where he steadily rose to a responsible position. Une morning while executing his daily duties he heard suspicious noises i11 another quarter ol' the plant. and decided to discover' the disturbance. This was a happy thought, for he arrived in the nick of time to learn that a plotter had placed in a window a bomb, which was due to send him on his weary way within a minute. lVith the aid of quick thinking and a bottle of beer, which Hollis had handy. the burning fuse was soon extinguished. Although he was ollered a higher place for his valuable services, Hollis renewed his eliiorts for enlisting. This time he was accepted by the aviation, and August found him bidding his friends farewell. one in particular. He embarked filled with vim and detiermination. For two years no word was received trom our aviator, but after the defeat ol' the Germans the truth was manifest. After downing his seventy-third lloche plane he was tinally downed and became a prisoner of war. Taking advantage of every opportunity, Hollis perfected his speech ot Herman to such an extent that the keenest observer could 'not detect the slightest tlaw in his pronunciation. Un a dark and rainy night when neither stars nor moon olfered a guiding hand, Hollis and a companion named Sterret escaped from their tilthy prison cell. They were soon missed and hunted, until Sterret was shot: but his companion lnade good his escape, For one year and a halt' Hollis was the master spy of the Allies. To him were accredited the victory over the Huns at the Rhine, and the capture of Berlin. The war won, Hollis wanted the Name withheld by prophet.

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FREDERICK XV. Llrrs.-ln Chicago 'I' was greatly surprised a few days ago when that old classmate of mine, Fred Lipps, slapped lne on the back and told me who he was. I. should never have known Fredg he has changed so greatly. - The most notable change is in the form of a beard and mustache. He always had had trouble with his beard, and I suppose he just got tired of shaving it and let it grow. Any- way, he keeps it trimmed very nicely, and his appearance is very pleasing to the eye. This was the first time li had seen old Freddie since 1920. Just think, thirty 1o11g years. My, how glad I was to see him again. Of course, we exchanged the stories of our life, and Fred seemed to have had a very eventful one. Immediately upon leaving old M. U. S. he had decided to motor west. Originally, he had intended to make the Pacific Coast, but Fred's heart lay in Madison, Wisconsin, and some- how he managed to get tied up there. No power on earth could pull him awiay from that town, and he remained there the entire summer, following up various pursuits. These pursuits consisted mainly in dancing, playing tennis and boating. That fall he entered the University of Wisconsin, taking up one of the nice easy courses there. He had managed to pull himself through the subjects, and upo11 receiving his diploma, returned to his native city. Here he followed the candy business with his father, adding much to the popularity of the chocolates. He remained in his home town for a number of years, falling heir to .the candy factory and taking a lively interest in all his undertakings. All Fred's spare lIl0lll6lltS had been diverted to chess, and he was now one of tl1e foremost players in the State. lt was due to his in- fluence that the great Chess Club of the'World,' was founded and so many famous men brought to Baltimore to participate i11 the cham- pionship games. Fred has twice won the cup offered for the winner, and he was cl1a1npio11 of the world for ten years. He was, however, not destined to remain quietly in this city all his life, and upon his notable invention of a labor-saving device for manu- facturing candy, was called away to the Middle WVest. Here it seemed to suit him better, and it looked as though he would end his days there. He has settled in Chicago and is now one of the most respected citi- zens of that city. He has been elected first vice-president of the Sec- ond National Bank and holds many other honorable positions.