Marsing High School - Arrow Yearbook (Marsing, ID)

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PROPHECY The year is 1976. IRIS WERRE, editor of the New York I'imes, was flying to Idaho to cover the reunion of her graduating class, Senior Class of '56. The reason for the :overing of a simple thing like a class reunion is the tact that many of these former students are now quite famous, believe it or not. I, ZELLA MCCLURE, president of the Fath Designers, Inc., had flown from Paris to New York to accompany her on the trip to Idaho. When we arrived at the Marsing Air Terminal, WANDA MILLER, :x mechanic at the airport, and also the person having the biggest and rarest collection of bugs in existence, met us with a car to take us to the Wo-He-High Club. On our way there we stopped at MAYNARD REICH's gas station--for it seemed the car just happened to be low on gas, you can guess who got stuck with the gas bill! Maynard has a very good business, catering only to the higher class of people. They're thetonly ones who can afford to buy his gas, but he had to raise the price in order to cover the cost of the gas he uses in his Chevie. Iust as we were leaving, a beautiful new Fordilac, driven by BENNIE PANZERI, drove up. The marvelous thing about this car is an atomic radar engine, which makes it impossible to have collisions. How is this done? Don't ask me, ask Benny-after all he invented it. With him was IOE ARRIAGA, the great surgeon, he has cured all people who have stomach trouble, and now has very little to do, which suits him just fine. We finally arrived at the club house and were met by Police Commissioner MACKEY GAINES, who is also head of the Board of Trustees at the Idaho State Pen- itentiary. We soon met most of our old classmates. WENDELL WALKER has invented a mechanical cow that provides milk for the entire earth. This came about when DON CALDWELL, the great cattle baron, organized and became president of the NCSC tNational Cattle Saddle Clubl, which happens to be the favorite sport of today. Oops - there goes my punch in BILLY HAUMANN's lap. Billy is the Governor of Idaho. He has been trying to pass a law making government classes unnecessary in high school. He related how SONNY RABOURN accidentally transferred himself back into time when working on his time machine. We hope he's com- fortable in Cave City. We regret that he couldn't attend the reunion. Golly, who's that? Oh, it's DONNA DINES, president of the University of Marsing, who is working with Billy on all school issues. She believes everyone should go to college after high school. She's going to get rich one way or the other. As entertainment MAMIE OYLER, who is now a great lecturer, played a recording of her latest speech which was given in India. She has traveled all over the world talking on antidisestablishmentarianism, a very interesting topic to all who study it. Walking through the crowded room I happened to overhear that PURVIS STARR is now owner of the largest zoo in the world. He has a collection of rare animals which includes the only known talking giraffe and a perfume spraying skunk. Later in the evening Purve exhibited these two rarities for his fellow classmates, for only half price! DONNA SUE PHILLIPS, the head model at Fredericks of Hollywood, modeled Fredericks' newest creation, Daddy O , which was styled with Donna in mind. Several of the designs she models are Draped Desire and Reckless Heart. Another eye blinking creation tand I mean eye blink- ingl, was BERLE BLEDSOE's shiny suit, it seems he dis- covered a new process which makes your clothes very shiny. Berle's suit, however, was a great handicap, for wherever he went he could be spotted by RALPH HERMAN, Senate Investigator, who is investigating Berle's business. It seems Berle cleaned the President's silk hat and whenever he stands, the hat starts changing colors. Well, what do you know, there's IIM ROBISON at the door pasing out campaign leaflets, for he is now plan- ning his l978 campaign for Mayor of Marsing. For the last ten years after graduation he has been living with his father so he wou1dn't have to pay any income tax. He tried working out one year but he just couldn't stand the strain. Where is that insistent humming coming from? Of course, it's none other than RCA-Victor's top recording star MONTE PARKINS. Monte is not only a top recording star but he also is owner and star of the famous Iones' Dollar Club of Reno-which is named in honor of his most inspiring teacher. All of a sudden there was a loud commotion at the door. BRENT CLAPIER, now re- placing Marlon Brando, and IACKIE KING, another Mamie Van Doren, entered. These two famous stars are working together on a new picture, entitled Terrors of Highway 95 , which is being filmed on location. I was returning to the refreshment table when I en- countered LOIS AXTELL, and IANET HORRACE. From them I learned the following which is quite astonishing. Lois Axtell is managing her own Chomegrownl basketball team. They've made quite a sensation as The Little Hawes Trotters. Ianet Horrace's three daughters are the team's yell leaders and very good they are too,-this they inherited from their mother. Well, I finally reached my goal, the refreshment table. I'm starved! I don't trust these women pilots enough to enter a plane with a full stomach. Ho, hum, here it's two o'clock in the morning and the reunion is just breaking up. From the happy, laughing faces this has been a glorious reunion for the Senior Class of 1956. Gee, I'm sleepy. Z Z Z Z Z z z z z z z z. - By Iris Werre and Zella McClure -.15.-

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SONNY RABOURN - Oh, Happy Day - Pep Club 4, Rio Rico l, Oh Doctor 3, We Shook the Fam- ily Tree 4. -14- ZELLA MCCLURE - A Good Man ls Hard to Find - Basketball 2, Sottball l-2, Tennis 3-4, Girl Most Likely to Succeed 4, Sweetheart At- tendant 3, Potato Bowl Attendant 4, Youth Legislature 3-4, Class Treas- urer 3, Student Council Representa- tive 4, Pep Club 2-3-4, M-Ettes 4, Y-Teens l-2-3-4, Annual Stall 3-4, Why the Chimes Rang Z, 'lGirl Shy 3, 'Four Seasons on Parade 4, 'lWe Shook the Family Tree 4. DONNA FAYE DINES - Turn Ott the Light, lt's Much too Bright -e Tennis l-2-3-4, Basketball l-2, Sweet- heart Attendant 2-4, Homecoming Attendant 3-4, Class Treasurer 4, Student Body Treasurer 3-4, Student Council 3-4, M-Ettes Z-3-4, Pep Club l-2-3, Y-Teens l-2-3, Y-Teen Treas- urer 3, Girl Shy 3, We Shook the Family Tree 4. WANDA MILLER - Did You Say l've Got a Lot to Learn? Y Tennis 2-3-4, Sweetheard Attendant 3, Band Sweetheart 4, Most Active Girl 4, Class Secretary 4, Band Librarian 4, Y-Teens l-2-3-4, Y-Teen Cabinet 3-4, Pep Club 2-3-4, M-Ettes 3-4, Huskie Hi-Lights l-2-3-4, Assistant Editor 3, Huskie Hi-Lights Editor 3-4, 'Pio Rico l, Why the Chimes Rang 2, Girl Shy 3, 'Four Seasons on Parade 4, We Shook the Family Tree 4. CAROL SUMMERS HAINES - Wed- ding Bells - Basketball l, Softball l-2-3, I, V. Yell Leader 2, Sweetheart Attendant l-4, Homecoming Queen 4, Class Secretary l, M-Ettes l-2-3-4, Y-Teens l-2-3-4, Pep Club l-2-3, M- Ette President 3, Y-Teen Secretary 3, Assistant Annual Co-Editor 3, Girl Shy 3, Annual Co-Editor 4.

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last Yllftilill ann estament or me sfmons or me We, THE SENIORS OF l956, of Marsing High School, Village of Marsing, County of Owyhee, State of Idaho, United States of America, North America, Western Hem- isphere, being of reasonably sound mind and good health, do hereby publish and declare this to be our last will and testament: IOE ARRIAGA wills his ability to keep out of trouble and to drive cars to Randy Lankford and Darrell Michaels in hopes that Roy Rowland will not have another hard year. LOIS AXTELL wills her ability to finish school while that certain someone is away at college to Maripaul Reed. BERLE BLEDSOE bequeaths his ability to tall: the girls into doing his school work to anyone who is behind or has low grades. He leaves his 4U Chevy convert to Ernie Phillips. DON CALDWELL bestows his Chevrolet to Iofzn Stewart. BRENT CLAPIER wills his boots to Ernie Phillips in hopes that he will use them to good advantage. DONNA DINES bequeaths her curly black ltair to Betty Subia and ability to get along with Berle to Dixie Eells in hopes she will get along with him, MACKEY GAINES wills his white bucks to anyone who can keep them clean and his car to anyone who can afford to put oil in it. RALPH GRIMMER gives his leather jacket and his ability to get in trouble with the cops to Ralph Dines. BILL HAUMANN bequeaths his tennis ability to Ross Curt Zlvith the understanding that Ross will make good use o it. RALPH HERMAN gives Lloyd Falen his worn out bas- kitball shoes and endows the juniors with his athletic a iity. IANET HORRACE leaves her ability to catch a tall blonde curly headed guy to Bonnie Young in hopes she can keep him from getting a black eye. IACKIE KING leaves her typewriter in the oflice to Kayleen Floyd and her ability to get along with Mr. Steed to Sylvia in hopes she does better than Iackie did. ZELLA MCCLURE wills her ability to stay our of trouble and get along with her teachers to Penny McClintick in hopes that Penny will put them to good use. WANDA MILLER cedes her ability to get car-sick to a few of the junior boys and all her Moments to Re- member to her itty bity buddies. MAMIE OYLER leaves her fondness for Mr. Steed and her ability to get along with him to the sophomo:e class because they all seem to need it. BENNY PANZERI bequealhs his Ford to a junior girl so she can cross ditches with it. MONTE PARKINS leaves Bob Hellinga his ability to keep his work up in order to play basketball in hopes that Bob will continue to play. IIM PEDERSEN leaves his algebra ability to those poor freshmen in Mr. Ander's class. DONNA PHILLIPS bequeaths her sex app:al to Kay- leen Floyd. SONNY RABOURN will leave Mr. Steed for the school to dispose of him as they see fit. MAYNARD REICH bestows his tennis ability to Timmy Bevans. IIM ROBISON endows his curly hair to anyone who needs some extra beauty. PURVIS STARR bequeaths his basketball ability to Ierry Bowman. CAROL SUMMERS leaves her heighth to Myrna Smith and her width to Patricia Smith. WENDELL WALKER leaves his Ford 'truck to Darrel Michaels so he won't have to keep the International around. IRIS WEERE wills her heighth to Alton Sircin. In Witness Whereof, we, the Senior Class, have set our hand and seal this first day of May in the year ol Our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Fifty-Six 119563, Recording Clerk, Ralph Herman. SENIORS OF '56 X X X X..........,.....SeaI fTheir Markl -15..