Marshall University - Chief Justice Yearbook (Huntington, WV)

Text from Pages 1 - 136 of the 1919 volume:

THE MIRABILIA VOLUME TEN 19 19 Published The Juniors of Marshall College Huntington. West Va. We, the Juniors of Marshall College, llumhly Dedicate this ¥ Tenth Volume of the MIKA HIM A to the Students of Marshall College Who So Nobly Gave Their Lives for the Peace and Freedom of the World. It 7 C. E. HEDRICK Hi� lory and Economics Marshall 1904 Lebanon University. A. B. Chicago University. A. M ELIZABETH M. STALNAKER French West Virginia University. A. B. Columbia University. A. M. HELEN KIMBALL Sargent School of Physical Training. VERA ANDREW English and Literature Western Reserve University. A. Columbia University. A. M. I. H. FRANKLIN EatlUK MWvtny. a B.; lUtvJ VIRGINIA CAVENDISH Michigan Inhenity. A. B. GROVES Agriculture W. V. U.. B. S.. Agr. u 12 SENIORS NORMAL AND ACADEMIC Cl nioiNar LILLIAN McCURDY No quotation is truer than Death love a shining mark.” and none of u� . especially the Seniors, were prepared for the untimely departure of the Senior Class President. In her two years with us she had won a place of the highest esteem, hoth with the Faculty and the student body, and would have completed her Normal work this spring. Her schedule and school work were hard and tiresome, but no one ever heard Lillian complain. She set about her work, easy or difficult, with her usual smile and a determination to win. which she always did. Her influence will long be felt around Marshall because she was the symbol of honest study, clean sports, school spirit, and righteousness. Wherever she was sire led. not by force, but by charming personality and wholesome knowledge. Those who graduated with her from Huntington High in 1917 realize more fully their loss because of their better knowledge of her laughing nature. She was the first to aid and the first with a joke, in fact, the words in Rev. Tyler's memorial address will best describe her. When she was near, there was always good cheer.” ]« ALLENE STEVENS Wc certainly owe a lot to our class President. Allene is a star intellectually, socially and morally. All the class love and admire her. and all the members of the faculty highly respect her. She is 4 leader and wc predict a brilliant future for her. MARGUERITE CAVENDISH What Marguerite can’t do — well, who can? She is the maid of all arts. Marguerite has spent fourteen years at Marshall, and I am afraid that the old institution will miss her merry whistle and gay laughter. To know her is an education in itself. She has enough class spirit for a dozen girls. IVA CROTTY Here indeed is an admirable girl, and a sincere friend. We’ve had her for only two year , but in that time she ha made herself loved among us. If one want something done and done as well a it could be done, get Iva Crotty. HELLS’ HELDS Helen ha lot of school spirit and believe in doing things just about right. This is her only year at Marshall but she has made lots of friends. Helen was never known to be on time at an eight o'clock class. She is undecided as to whether she will be an interior decorator or an actress. is MARY HARRISON Here's another girl who has been at Marshall for many a long year, and one that Marshall can well be proud of. Mary is rather quiet but can be depended upon to always do the worth-while things. ROMA GERLACH If you want anything done, just ask Roma One only needs to look at those brown eyes to know that she is mischief personified. She is one of the most beloved girls in school, especially by the librarian? in LUCILLE RIFFLE Behold one of the most beautiful girls of the Senior Class. Lucille always has a smile for everyone. She has been at Marshall a good many years, and is a fine girl. I wonder if she really will teach school? MARY HAMMET You have heard of still streams that run deep? Well, that’s Mary. She is another example of Senior dignity. We have so few such examples that wc are proud to tell you of those wc do have. CARRY ECKARD As sooti as he had done what he could for Uncle Sam. he came back to Marshall to finish with the class of '19. The class is | roud of her returned sailor and soldier. CORDELIA PLJRKMNT Cordelia is a refined, dignified Senior with high ideals. She is one ol our veiy best and popular girl of the Dorm. And many of the new girls can remember how she made them ha| py with her smile and good natured greetings. We are confident that her etlort in the teaching profession will Ire a success. ANNA SHUN Anna, you forget where you are. don’t you? Now. here' a jolly good sport. but Mr . Myer� can’t ite it that way. Annas besetting sin is Ireing in style. I think she wou’d make a brilliant career as a designer. ANNA SAUNDERS Anna hasn’t been with Ui long, lut she has won a place in the hearts of all who know her(?). She cxjsccts to pj'ot West Virginia's young hopefuls to Marshall next year. We wish you the best of luck. Anna. i: HAZEL HINCHEE Hazel , happy giggle may l c heard mo ! anywhere, regardless of lime or place.. In ,pilc of this she i, a most dignified little Senior, though they did try to enroll her with the seventh grade. GOLDIE RICKMON “Hark. hark, the lark at Heaven’, gate sing .” Oh. no: it' only Goldie . nd her ukc. She’s full of pep and come what may she pull through every scrape (we’d like to know how) and tell us about them the next day. is eli.se coyij: strohmkier LceJtc aflcr six years of | rol in« into the lists of ancient Kings and Monarch , and Muffing Mb Stalnakcr in History of Ed., ha come out well prepared to inflict this knowledgeO) on the next generation. She ha been the life of Marshall College for six years, and leases a legacy of alibi guaranteed to get one out of any kind of scrape. But even the be « of u lack more'n wing to he angel . ANNE LEAR Andy” came to Marshall two years ago. a demure little miss from South Carolina. But now. alas, there is never any fun going on but Andy can suggest “one better.” In moments of stress, she if often heard to murmur. My ducats. 0! my ducats! It must be fine to look � o innocent that even the |rowers that be can't convict her of breaking rules. ROSALIND HOFF Rosalind is lots of fun if you know her well. Such a complexion truly it � a Rift of the Rods. She is an accomplished musician and a star in gym class. I let holsby is trigonometry. MARY DUDLEY Mary is certainly a steady girl. Docs she ever neglect her reference readings? I should say not. She has the admiration of all the class in Principles of Education for nlways knowing her lessons. ALTA NEWCOMB Oh. Alin! did I hear you say you didn't think you would ever tench Oh. yc� ! It'� the homemaker ' course you arc taking in other word the diamond ting cour� c. Here' luck to you! It will certainly be luck to him. BLANCHE KLINE Blanche is the “daw jester” kcc'sing those about her in | er] etua! good humor. She is a favorite among the students and leach er� . aivd is always very studious, cspccinl'y before class tests. Art and singing arc her strong points, and we sec her in the fu' irc brightening the life of some lucky f.vcin in the hills of West Virginia. 10 MARY HOLYMAN Mary is a jolly good gill and a friend to one and all. She it an excellent ttudent. and we know that the will accomplish whatever the undertake . Her highest ambition is to be a doctor, or a doctor's wife. We think that she would make a most successful Hart specialist. RUTH SIMMS Although she has the reputation of being the most dignified member of the class, she is to those who know her a source of never-ending pleasure. Just look at Ruth's hair and you will remember the old proverb “That a woman's hair is her crowning glory. She is one of the shining stars in the class of •|9, and we anticipate the day of seeing her name in the halls of fame. to GLADYS CARTER This little lady of the brown cuiU has certainly won the heart of all Marshall student . She is an earnest worker and a wonderful primary teacher. She is a prominent Story Teller. BEATRICE McCOY Bca” i.« a new girl, but she has won many friends, who will always icmcrnbcr her as a girl of excellent ability in all things, especially in music and art. She leaves Marshall well prepared for her life work—a teacher. SENIOR Didn’t the six-year Senior show folk how to give parties thi year? Perhaps you have all heard the time-worn excuse: “Oh. I can’t come; I haven’t anything to wear. First thing we did was to have a Gym party. Our class at that time was composed of twenty-six girls. Well, any girl who couldn’t come to that party was simply giving herself away. And they came, too. After the games and contests in the gymnasium, did we have delightful refreshments served? Oh. no! We had a regular dinner. The tables were laid in the D. A. room in Science Hall. They were decorated with pink-shaded candles and ferns. Hand painted place-cards. in tire form of girls in gym suits, showed each girl to her seat at the table. It is safe to say no one cared for a midnight lunch that night. Second Senior stunt: Town girls had Thanksgiving dinner with the dorm girls. Mr . Bristowe very kindly arranged to have one dining room for Senior only. We hand it to you that was some dinner. Between courses we went into the hall and gave yells and sang songs. I believe the Marshall faculty realize that girls can yell. too. Packie Anderson is as fine a cheer leader as Marshall ever produced. HISTORY Next, we had a motion picture party and refreshment at the Fountain. They had the tea-room arranged for u� . using one long table. Now. what do you think we did next? The class of '19 entertained the dorm girls with a masquerade party. If you. who arc skeptical, don't believe that was a success, just ask Myrtle Boone how much she enjoyed herself. Or ask any other girl who lives in the dorm, for every one was there except three girls who were ill. and almost raised the roof finding them to give them some ice cream and cake, because you know ice cream is good for sick girls. Then that taffy-pull given by the officer of the Senior Class-now there is where wx: found out who were good designers and good cooks. And wc found that some of the boy of Marshall, as well a the girls, could make lovely crepe paper hats and good candy and lemonade. Let’s rec now. who was it presided at the punch bowl? Well. I don’t remember now. Ask some of the follows who were there. Now. to top things off to perfection, wc hear that the Juniors arc to give us a garden party. 1 suppose they have noticed that we have all kinds of affairs except formal parties in the north parlor. Wc are glad they have. Wc arc looking forward with pleasure to that garden party. Juniors. 21 33 THE RAVINE 21 2 SENIOR SECONDARY ELSIE BUNN Elsie is the President o( our class; the only girl President we have had. and I can truthfu'ly add the best President we have had. Elsie is never happy unless she is doing something for someone else. She is faithful in all that is to be done. A-A student. and always ready for fun. Elsie is very quiet, sedate and modest. The T9 class is very fortunate to have her as one of her members. DON JENKINS Here is Miss Johnson’s pet student. This fact alone is enough to convince one of Don's wonderful ability as a student. He is one of the chief men on the 1918 Mira-bilia stall and is now manager of the baseball team. .As for the fair sex. we might say. the ladies look at him and sigh, especially ''Betty”. ELIZABETH BELL HAROLD If there's anything going on. count on Elizabeth being in for it. She' always Johnny on tire spot. when anyone mentions a dance, tennis game, midnight feast, or any sort of rollicking good time. Her motto is Don't stuly only under high pressure. Nevertheless, if anyone were listing her general characteristics he would mention her iuick wit. cheery disposition and fluent speech. JESSIE PATTON Jessie is a quiet, unassuming young lady: but if you are ever lucky enough to possess her for your friend you will find that she is staunch and true. It is well known throughout the school that Jessie is deeply infatuated with Benny and his method of teaching English. This young lady always has a sweet smile and a kind word for everyone she meets. M. C. will be lonely without her next year. 25 ROXANKA YOHO ( Rosie said no: lo mention Alex, so we won't!) Here is a girl of whom the class is proud. She has finished her four-year course in three years. ROBERT SMALES This deeply mysterious gentleman hails from Fayette County. In speaking of himself he says. The most that can he said is very little. We don't believe this, however, for he seems to have a great many important affairs to discuss -how about it Julia ? Bob is noted for his red sweater and his noted talks On Raising Boys . s« ELIZABETH CARTER Elizabeth is one of the most charming and accomplished girls of our class. She possesses dignity, moulded with wisdom, and crowned with understanding. Sire no', only graduates from the secondary course, hut also graduates from music. Because of her musical abilities, we predict for her a happy future as a musician. HARRY DONOVAN CHAMBERS O. Hairy! Harry! Really, he has the dearest brown eyes—the darlingcst smile, and the most winning ways. Every girl in the '19 class is just simply ' crazy over him. But Harry is used to things like that! He docs other things besides breaking the girls' hearts —for you ought to hear him in the French Class. He can cuss a cuss a cuss ccla belter than anyone else in the room. Harry, we only hope that you will be as successful throughout life as you have been getting by Mile. Stephenson. FLORENCE JUHLING This little miss with her fiery red hair and deep blue eye i a little Irish woman personified. She ecm� to he in love with her work at M. C.. but she never let a good time escape her. She i very industrious and has finished high school in three years. KENTON TAYLOR Here is the Senior’ best athlete. In football and baseball you can always count on Taylor giving all there is in him at all times. Kenton if a wizard with the fair sex. also in the class room. He is otic of Marshall' most reliable and consistent supporters of all student athletics. VELMA KESSEL Velma is one of the girls who believe that school is n place for study and not for play. As a result of this belief, she always has her lessons and passes her examinations with the highest grades. Velma has many talent ■iikI we predict for her a busy future. GLUE MILLER Gulie. with her raven locks and true blue eves, is one of the quietest girls in the Senior Class. Did you ever get the full benefit of that smile of her' ? If you ever do. you’ll never l c happy until you will get better acquainted with her. Gulie has not voiced her highest ambition, but we arc sure if some one of the opposite sex does not take her for his very own —that we shall be proud in the near future to be able to say that Gulie Miller was our classmate. at ALEX BOOTH ''Alex'' Booth is an Englishman whose heart is divided between his love for England and lor Roxanna. Most of his time in school is spent in eating, and Miss DcNoon often wonders if he has anything left for lunch. MARGARET MILLER Margaret is the |uietcst and most reserved little girl in the whole T9 hunch. Her greatest desire in this monotonous life is to remain a little girl, and no coaxing would induce her to dispose of her curls. 2� BEATRICE IRENE TONEY Tim hrighi-eyed lady i� the bed mathe-malirian in the '19 clai . A� k Mitchell or Reich il you have a doubt. In Lalin � he i� At good a the hc� l —ju� t a matter of head work. I awurc you: l ut in Englith � l-e « the limit. Toocy i highest amhitioi i« to be an engineer and construct bridge and tun neU: hut. judging (rom the uiterevt � he atouse among the oj )� mte � ex. � he will toon l e uting her mathematical knowledge in comtructing way to make houiekeeping lighter. kmYN STAFFORD Good thing come in small package . Evelyn ii a wee mi , hut ha a great talent for muMC. One can « mu� ic in her dark and sparkling eye . Rut the trouble i the hoy only ee EgyP� in her eye . WALTER BENTON YATES “Oh, you Bloody; you've made a hit with me! sing Miss ■? Walter' redeem- ing feature is that fascinating little turn-up of his nose. That's why the girl all fall for him. He is a great ladies man. too. Ask any Senior girl. Grades are things that never trouble Walter. He is as happy with a D a with an “A , lie is a star in Benny's” English and Mile. Stephenson couldn't teach 11 oclock French without him. MILDRED HAPTONSTALL Marshall could not wish to boast of a more beautiful girl than Mildred. I hose dreamy eye with that come hither look! And then her winning smile! She is always delightful. charming, and happy: she is a good student, too.. With the poet of old we can well say: “To see her is to love her. (Isn’t that true. Mr.---?) LORA KESStL Lora is one of the active gi'l of our class. She is very determined in her opinion and says jus! what she thinks. She is a faithful worker in the Y. W. C. A., in classical, ready to take some part. Judging from her accomplishment here, we have no doubts hut that she will succeed in whatever she attempts.. ELIZABETH M'iTINGLR This queenly maiden came to us from the Greenbrier Valley. She impresses all who know her as an unusual girl. She possesses not only a wealth of personal charms and alluring beauty, but also a very fine and active mind. Whether it's French, or science, or tennis. Kli abeth is bound to shine. Whatever she undertakes in the future, her classmates have no fear for her success. if PEMBROKE WHITNEY Here is an ideal type of student.. 'Tiny” is never too busy to have a good time, yet he alwas makes good in his studies. So far he has never been caught spieling to a girl, however, some of his friends know there is -but we mustn't tell. CARE MEYERS Who docs not know our well-beloved little Carl, with his flowing auburn locks? Society” is «iui:e noted lor his dcmurcncss and he is quite a vampire. You will find him at some prom” or dancing at the h.irr. He is a staunch admirer of Penn. so ELENA MEADE Why. of counc. you know Elena! You would have lo l� c in school only a few minutes and know � he was around. Lena is the popular girl of the claw. Did you ever know a girl that was beautiful, popular, lovable, graceful, full of pep? Well, it is Lena. then. Her eyes! I should say they can talk. Lena is a A-A student even if she docs possess all these charms. We know that in the future Lena will make Madame Pavlowa ashamed to be seen. INA BLALOCK This little miss of the auburn curls i a great deal more studious than she looks, ou can see that she knows how to have a good time, but just wait until we tell you that l_Atin is her hobby. We don't know her ambition, but we know she will gel whatever she goes after along that line. HELEN ECHOLS Here indeed, i a true lyj e of an American girl. Who hu not admired her beauty and abilities? Helen i� very studious. but doc not let books interfere when athletics arc in vogue. In these she shine a she doc in al! her classes and everything she undertakes. When she leaves Marshall her sweet smile and winning ways will lie missed by all who knew her. As to her ability to make a big success in life, there is no question. Our sinccrest wishes arc with her. I£OS. FRYE One of the best looking girl in the Senior CUi . Always willing Jo help in any claw activity. She i one of the few who ha the ability to play real jazz . If you have not heart! her play. ju t try dancing by her mu ic. Then you will know. LILLIAN DAVIS Lillian is one of the tno l valuable members of the T9 claw. She i a musician of great merit, a student of great ability, and a young Indy of “considerable fine look . Go to Tiny for further information. But how about the telephone message she received on Monday. June 2? SENIOR SECONDARY CLASS HISTORY ELIZABETH J. MYTINGER OFFICERS PRESIDENT....................E. BUNN VICE-I RESII)ENT - - WALTER B. YATES .SECRETARY-TREASURER - LUCY N1 CAIJ.OWAY I1ISTORIAN - - - ELIZABETH MYTINGER COLORS Old Rose and Gold FLOWER Pink Rose I lie. A Freshie is green on ihe surface, A Sophie is polished a hit. A Junior is llicrc when there’ fun in (he air. Bui a Senior is simply ll Another year has rolled around and Marshall is again proudly sending oul her class of Seniors. Did you get that? We said Seniors, nnd there isn't any camouflage to il, as there is to so many things these days. When we came to Marshall four years ago. we were as diamonds in the rough. The Faculty early recognized the great | ossibilitics and qualities that we possessed, and they at once set to work to polish us up a hit. We felt sure from the first that our class would send out second Henry Clays and Florence Nightingales. No one has ever doubted that at least one of our boys will, some day. be President of the United States. Even when we were Frcshics. we could look down upon the Iseloved -Seniors and others of that year because we had the honor of sitting in the balcony in assembly—an honor that no other class has had since. At the end of this year, no one denied the fact that we were well on the road to a successful career. The next year we came back as Sophomores. It was a great relief not to be called Freshic. Our class was smaller, but we had pep all right. What we lacked in number we made up in spirit. Several of our boys starred in football and other sports. At the last of this year the United States entered the great war. and many of our hoys answered their country's call. We sincerely hope that these boys got along Iscttcr in military tactics than some of those who remained here and drilled on the campus. Perhaps we should have painted the trees and ash barrels white so they could sec them better. Our Junior year wa� perhaps our hardest. Everyone’ attention wu turned to the winning of the war. How well wc remember the many, many lectures on loyalty and service that wc had to sit through. The Pope surely was patriotic. We kept up with our school work and did our bit too. Our girls worked faithfully in the Red Cross room and made refugee clothes, besides keeping up the old class spirit. We saved our chewing gum money and cheerfully wore our old clothes so that we could buy War Savings Stamps. Didn't we shine in that patriotic parade last April? In the spring of this year, we had a great many memorable parties and weiner roasts. We feel sure that we know howr to build lire- and roast weiners to perfection. Alex's car is still all right too. and Red Copen makes a fine headlight. At commencement all of us Juniors sat up and took notice, but we could not help but think what an improvement there would be next year. Then came our Senior year and along with it Eng..«h. to Mr. Franklin. If you don't believe we arc some class from what we tell you. just ask Uncle Benny. The Freshie and the other children surely did look up at us with envy, and of course, we looked down upon them. They looked so young and inexperienced. Prenez courage, me enfant . But who «aid anything about Senior privileges in the dorm? We have ! een looking for them. Our girls surely did shine in gym work this year. Didn't we pull off some stunt in that exhibition? This year we were delighted to have Miss Johnson join our class. If we have given her as much fun a she has given us. we will feel that the score is even. Now that we are leaving Marshall, we feel proud that we can have such a splendid example for the classes hereafter. What class can boast of such nobility? Wc can truthfully call ourselves the War Class. Wc backed the army. Our fame for this ha spread wide and will continue to spread. Our own early recognition of our ability has never been questioned either by us or the faculty. We have been polished now. and we shine a the brightness of the firmament. Wc especially feel honored for having had as a classmate such a fine and promising young man as Carl Eckard. who paid the supreme sacrifice in the serviceof his country. M SENIOR SECONDARY PROPHECY LUCY MARLOWE CALLAWAY. 20 It was a wintry evening. Outside the snow was banked high. The wind howled bitterly among the trees. Inside my cozy little house all was cheerful. I was now seated before the bright, warm log fire. Being an old maid I often spent hours recalling my school days. Tonight as I gazed into the warm, glowing flames of the fire, fond memory cast a spell over me: my thoughts rushed back to my classmates at Marshall College of 1919. Then the wish came that I might see and know whare they were but how? Then I thought of my good fairy Wee W'ce Lacticama. as true and as good a friend as anyone might wish, Humming the quaint melody she had taught me. I whispered. Come. Wee Wee Lacticama. I waited breathlessly. Suddenly the light in the room grew stronger, a richer glow of red and yellow. I heard a slight rustle as if the wind had stirred an angel’s wing, and there she stood beside me. Cood fairy. I said, “show me my classmates. Let me see them as they are today.” She waited so long that 1 feared I had asked too much. Then her sweet voice lisped. “Here is a magical picture book. The | ages look blank to you now. but put it on the fire and sec what happens. No sooner had the flames leaped up around the book than there came a change. The blank pages took on the aspect of a stage set for grand opera. First, dimly I saw the singer advance. Soon I could see that he was in Spanish costume. When he began to sing I was awe-struck. Who was this? Not Caruso, he was long since dead— but such a voice! Suddenly he turned and faced me and I recognized my old classmate. Robert Smales. The picture now flickered, glimmered and grew blank. I saw 34 immediately another picture. The stage was not set for grand opera this time, but for a public speaker. Ex-President Wilson came forward to introduce not only America’s most noted speaker, but Europe's as well—Elsie Bunn. As this picture grew into dimness, another grew into clearness. The office of a lawyer is now seen. The great lawyer is seated at his desk writing words of might and worth. As he looks up. I recognize Kenton Taylor. Immediately I see another picture. This time an artist's studio. The pictures arc noted for their beauty and grace. The genious is Leona Frye. The next scene is in far away Persia. I see the good and noble missionary as she works, giving kindness and light to the people. It is Elizabeth Hcrold. Immediately the picture changes. The mighty waves of the ocean arc heard, and now a ship comes into view. I see the captain as he looks toward the shore, no other than Donald McDonald. The scene goes abruptly to the music studio at Cincinnati Conservatory. The two noted professors of music arc seated at the piano. At first I hear but faintly the wonderful, low. sweet music as the twittering of birds, and again of the sighing of winds or the rippling sounds of water. I recognize these musicians as Elizabeth Carter and Lillian Davis. The next picture is at one of our noted colleges. Two sisters are here. They arc very noted professors. One is professor of Latin. Lora Kesscl. Her sister, just as distinguished, is professor of mathematics. Velma Kesscl. Next I see a beautiful dancer. She is dancing before an audience. She is very renowned for her beauty and grace. Elena Meade. The next is the greatest doctor the world ever knew. Dr. Harry Chambers. Now I see Helen Echols. Having graduated from several colleges of science, she is now head of the Domestic Science and Art at Marshall. Next in the City of Washington. D. C.. I see the greatest nurse of the day. now president of the National Red Cross. Jessie Patton. Pembroke Whitney has become the very famous professor of the day. holding now the position as president of Harvard University. Margaret Miller now appears. She is America’s great athlete and is also director of physical culture at one of our best colleges. Walter Yates surprises everyone by becoming head of America's wholesale drug company. Gulie Miller has become a well known actress. Ina Blalock, after teaching several years, is now a contented home-maker. The next picture is in France. The two greatest civil engineers, known as Don Jenkins and A'cx Booth. The next Kent is of the best circus now on the toad. Red Copen startles everyone by his wonderful stunt a a circus tider. Vivian Davidson appears to be director of a mock band. The next picture i in New York at a very fashionable dancing studio. Carl Myers it the professor. The scene now goes to Marshall College. Mary Falwcll ha taken Dr. Haworth' place as professor of literature. Irene Toney is a successful teacher in the model school. Next I see a lovely home. This home is warm with happiness and love. The mistress is Roxie Yoho. The scene is now in Europe. The musical career of Evelyn Stafford is known to all. In France her favorite country, she is received with great enthusiasm. With the Chautauqua in America I sec two classmates. First. Mildred I laptonstall as an impersonator, and then Florence Juhling as a musician. The last scene is at the Capitol. I sec the beautiful mistress of tbc While House, our own Elizabeth Mytingcr. The magical picture book now vanished, thanks to Wee Wee Lacticima. my great wish had been fu'fillcd. 4 � 0 37 JUNIOR HISTORY PRESIDENT - - - VIRGINIA WORKMAN The Claw of 1920 has practically started anew this year. Only a few of the original class remain. Owing to the fact that some have gone off to colleges and most of the boy with Uncle Sam. Quite a number of the class are from Huntington High. We are glad to welcome all who arc fortunate enough to be in this class. We organised at the first of the year and at once started to having good times in the form of parties. We will have to admit that we did not have as many parties as we hope to have next year. Two more big events arc coming off before the close of the year, a hike and the Junior-Senior party. We were about to forget to mention that the Juniors with the aid of a few others get out the Mirabilia.” which need hardly be mentioned here. Well, here’s till we meet again next year. ja SHORT We. the four classes of the Short Course, do hereby bequeath to our less fortunate schoolmates and fellow sufferers, our several seats in these Halls of Knowledge, our fruitful efforts during the years past, our valuable experience with Unde Benny and nightmares, our rare good looks and brilliant intellect, and our sincere wishes and honest convictions that you will look to us as shining examples, and. therefore, walk in the paths that your superiors have trod. To our beloved teachers, we now grant the soothing balm of pence—blessed peace, and pray that their store of knowledge was not so heavily taxed that an ample supply was not left for their next victims. To the bleeding and yearning republic, we give the glad tidings that we arc coming! For. lo! the whole universe is calling for snap and ginger.” so we piously offer our over-supply to their pressing needs. Make ready. 0. ye people, to welcome the Saviors of Mankind! Our good and faithful work begins with a new era. COURSE For our own specific uw we jealousy guard our trunk full of method . our carload of new idea , and our excellent opinion of ourselvct. If there be any material of great value, over and above the afore-taid. it ihall in grati . be turned over to the Salvation Army for the making of doughnuts. This manuscript, in the presence of all concerned, is legally accepted. and fondly dedicated to our beloved class-officer. Miss Lucy Prichard. (Signed): DORA E. ATKINSON. MILDRED K. HAPTONSTALL. KATHRYN WERKHEISER. MARIE ANDERSON. INA BLALOCK. GLADYS WADE. VIDA PERRY. LUCY MARLOWE CALLOWAY ELIZABETH HAROLD. 19 40 II HISTORY OF THE JUNIOR SECONDARY CLASS ROBERT BRINKER. HISTORIAN The Junior Secondary Claw need no eulogy to enumerate it qualities, for it merit arc conspicuous to every one' admiration. High flown word and flowery speech would not secure it the recognition every class o much desire , for the action and deed of the class are sufficient proof of it excellence. It would seem conceit to praise the class as it dc crve . The class may not have lived in the early period of the school, hut nevertheless, it has imbibed the true Marshall spirit and now stand idc by srde with the other classes for the upbuilding and glory of our Alma Mater. The class has been fortunate in possessing a class officer of so great ability and of such high aim . Under hi leadership and encouragement the Junior Class ha risen to the height upon which it now-stands. I he class as a whole, admires him and is grateful to him lor the interest he ha manifested in it welfare. The Cla of ‘20 i also grateful to the entire faculty for their patience .and tolerance since we have been climbing the first three rung of the ladder of fame. No assistance that ha been given the class by the faculty has passed by disregarded and unappreciated. The Junior are widely known for their social activity in the college and out. The parties given by this class have been great successes and red letter days in the history of our school. Most of our social activity ha been IocaI and confined to the limit of the school, but one member of our body ha aspired to become a T. T. (a society of very celebrated Huntingtonians). loo much cannot be said about the abundance of Junior pep and class spirit. There arc no stranger in thi class; every one knows everyone else. The Junior Secondary Class is the largest in school and none has been a slacker in taking a part in all school activities. The class is represented in every society, club, and association in large numbers. With such enthusiasm and class spirit, it is no wonder it has reached its present standing. As a closing word to the history of such a class, it would be well to prophesy, as the French say. un peu. The future will reveal the latent ability and the true excellence of the Junior Class. Its members will go forth into the world with high ideals and lofty thoughts. Genius will assert itself and the seats of the high and mighty will be filled by the aspiring members of the never-to-be-forgotten class of 1920. Wien in the years beyond the portal of our school, the memories most pleasant will be those that dwell upon the time when we were Juniors together beneath the ancient beech trees and ivy covered wall of Marshall. Ci t SOPHOMORE HISTORY By W1LDA JONES “Three cheer for the Sophomore Claw. A loyal, brave soldier is each lad and lass; With a staunch, true heart, and a clear, strong mind. They are striving in earnest to be of use to mankind. When it comes to picking the best class out of Marshall College, just look around until you see indications of the Sophomore Class of ’18. Some indications are: Studiousness, liveliness, good looks, musical ability, athletic skill, and social leadership. Such are the characteristics of the Sophomore Class, which met at the first of this year, greeted their new members, and shook hands with themselves for passing the first year of the Secondary Course of dear old Marshall College with flying colors and good reports. The class ha had many joyful, social times together, making the school life happier, and stamping upon the hearts of each individual member fond memories that will linger forever. I say. again, “three cheers for the Sophomores, the promising class of 21; may it continue to grow and expand, following, as their guide the banner of truth, scholarship, and good will. 47 HISTORY OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS By RUTH STROHMFJER The Gas of 1922 has now started lo climb the Udder of success. We are just on the first run , and we have three more year before the jumping-off place. And when we get there instead of leaping into obscurity and oblivion, as former classes have done, we are going to sail right over in our aeroplane lo the heights of fame. We arc here—why The Seniors say that it is because they showed us the way. The Juniors claim that we derived our rnspiration from them. The Sophomores say because they boosted us. We say __we arc here because Marshall couldn't get along without us. We have often thought, but our modesty never permitted us to speak, of what would happen to Marshall if we were not here. Ihink of tire team, the Y. M. C. A., and the literary societies they would be a svd wreck without our Freshman boys. The Y. W. C. A. and the girls' gym class would also be in despair without our girls. But why frighten you so. for we expect to be here a little while yet. The Faculty just would not let us go—for how would they spend that hour on Friday if they didn't have us to discuss. Perhaps we have done nothing very extra-ordinary this year, but we just dare anyone lo say we didn't have pep ’. There arc three years remaining before we leave, in which we will have plenty of time to make our record such a good one that no one will ever forget “The Gass of 1922”. x 4 D « HISTORY OF THE YOl i 'G WOMEN’S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION By GLADYS CARTER lEe Young Women’s Christian Association of Marshall College is one of the most | opulnr organizations of the school. This Association. together with the Y. M. C. A. is an important factor in developing the spiritual, mental, moral and social side of the student body. Some delightful receptions are given during the year by the Y. W. C. A., and the Y. VI. C. A., at which the Faculty and students mir.g'c together, welcome new students, and have a good social time. The devotional meetings of the Y. W. C. A. arc held in the Society Hall each Wednesday evening at 7:00. Practically all of the girls in the Dormitory are members and give their time to making the program interesting, instructive and helpful, because each girl realizes that unless she puts something into the meetings, she can take nothing away. So the girls go away from the meetings feeling g'ad that they were there. It is a rare thing for a girl to refuse to take part. Occa- sionally some noted speaker or some person who is doing worth-while things addresses the meeting. We have had some interesting people with us during the year. The meetings are usually conducted by the student members, but the members of the Faculty encourage and help in any way they can. The Young Women’s Christian Association of Marshall College has existed since 1903. In March of that year it was organized by Miss Bridges. Since its beginning it has had the following presidents: Miss Butcher. ’03. Frances Crooks. TW. Sallie Humphrey. '05. Esther Crooks. ’06. Charlotte Wade. ’07. Sybil Ball. ’06. Susan Witten. ’09. Hilda. Painter. 12. Anna White. '13. Florence Hughes, '14 and '13. Nora Taylor. '16. Mary Bonar. 17. Viola Miller. 18. Lora Kessel. '19. Miss Kessel represented the Y. W. C. A. at the Students' Volunteer Union of West Virginia this year. Officers of the Y. W. C. A. PRESIDENT.............................LORA KESSEL VICE-PRESIDENT.......................HELEN ECHOLS SECRETARY.........................MARY HOYLMAN TREASURER............................VELMA KESSEL PROGRAM CHAIRMAN..................DORA ATKINSON so Members of the Y.W.C. A Anderton. Packie Anderson. Mane Atkinson. Dora Bonar. Martha Ball. Martha Cobb. Bonnie Carter. Gladys Carter. Terlie Calloway. Lucy EchoL. Helen Epling. Mellie Franklin. Von Franklin. Edith Frye. Leona' Honakcr. Mac Hoylman. Mary Houchins, Maye Hale. Garnett Hcrold. Elizabeth Herold. Reta Irwin. Marie Irwin. Audrey Jones. W.lda Kline. Blanche Kcssel. Velma Kessel, Lora Kincaid. Winnie Midkiif. Evelyn Miller. Clcnna Mytinger. Elizabeth Osborn. Mary Pack. Flora Pharr. Lillian Perry. Vida So wards. Thelma Starkey. Florence Sulphin. Grace Scullin. Blanche Werkheiser. Kathryn White. Hattie Wallis. Helen A. B. C Rhymes of Y. W. C. A. Members A is for Audrey, a girl who can play. B it for Bonnie and Blanche who laugh alway. C it for Carter. Gladys and Therlie. too. D it for Dora, a girl ever true. E it for Elizabeth, two. Edith and Evelyn, dear. F it for Flora t and Florcnce’t cheer. G it for Grace. Glenna and Garnett, gay. Hit for Helen. Hattie and Houchins. Maye. I it for Irwin, our Marie, to be ture. J it for Jonct. our Wilda. to be ture. K it for Kathryn, a girl in a million L it for Lora. Leona and Lillian. M it for Martha. MSlie. Marie. Mary and Mae. N it for Naught but our Winnie, we tay. 0 It for Otborn. whotc firtt name it Mary. P it for Packic. a girl ever cheery. Q it for Quaint, our Lucy, to tweet. R it for Reta we’d like you to meet. S it for Scullin. Blanche, you know. T it (or Thelma, a girl we love to. U it lor Unusual, our dear Martha Ball. V it for Von. Velma and Vida all. W it lor Wallis. Helen to kind. X it for Nothing, to never mind. Y it for The year we've spent together. 7 it for Zephyr, the windt of fair weather. M HISTORY OF THE YOUNG MEN’S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION By ERVILLE SOWARDS 1 he great work of the Y. M. C. A. during the recent war ha made (he aim and method of thi important organization too well known to everyone to ju tify their being repeated here. Suffice it to say that the Young Men' Chri tian Association of Marshall College aims to do very much of the same kind of work among the student that the big Y did in the camps among the soldiers. Needless to say. the importance of this work well justifies the hearty support of each and every Marshall student. List fall the great scarcity of boy in school did not permit an efficient and well-organized Association, especially as the majority who were present had had but little or no experience along this line. It is an accomplishment of which we can we'I be proud that any semblance of organization survived the trying days of the .fall of '18. fhat such was the ease is only another convincing proof of the old unquenchable Marshall spirit. May such a spirit ever animate Marshall students in every field of useful activity. When old students began to exchange the bayonet for the fountain pen. the Y. M. C. A. took a new lease of life, and the year's history really began. At the opening of the second semester, new interest was aroused, and the fine spirit of the fall kept up. Looking back, we pronounce tire year's work a success. The usual social program was carried out. In conjunction with the Y. W. C. A. receptions were given to new students at the beginning of each semester. Of course each was a decided success. Only the ''continued continuity” of rain and shower prevented a big joint hike by the two Associations, which would have crowned the social activity of the year. We hope for better weather next time. In addition, several enthusiastic joint meetings were held. It is also worthy of mention that we sen! a delegate to the Mate conference at Morgantown. Calvin Kenney was chosen, and ably represented Marshall at- the conference. Looking forward into the future, in the light of past achievement , we predict a leading part in the bigger and better Marshall that is to be. will be played by the Young Men’s Christian Association. Officers FALL SEMESTER PRESIDENT...................................ROBERT BRINKER VICE-PRESIDENT....................PEMBROKE WHITNEY SECRETARY...........................ROBERT SMALLS TREASURER......................BERNARD McCULLOUGH SPRING SEMESTER PRESIDENT - - - ERVILLE SOWARDS GARRY ECKARD VICE-PRESIDENT........................HARRY WILSON SECRETARY......................................DON JENKINS TREASURER.............................GARRY ECKARD S3 61 HISTORY OF THE CLASSICAL ASSOCIATION By ROBERT DRINKER In December. 1910. a few enthusiastic sons and daughters of old Marshall organized the Gassical Association. Since then the organization has steadily grown, both in membership and its relative rank among the other organizations. Hie place of meeting is one of tire most beautiful rooms at Marshall, and is decorated by sections of the Parthenon fringe, a reproduction of Diana of Versailles, the Winged Victory, and by busts of Hermes. Sappho, and Homer. Meetings arc held on the third Saturday of every school month. Interesting playlets, tableaux, and talks are given by the members. Refreshments arc served and a social hour adds the crowning pleasure of the evening. The I-acuity has given this organization their assistance and sup-port, for they realize the bcncficicnt influence it has upon the life and spirit of the school. The Classical Association may be said to be a live wire, not of the destructive variety, but one that causes flames of school spirit and pep to burst forth. The future is exceedingly bright for the school and the Classical part in brightening the future cannot be overestimated. Officers PRESIDENT -VICE-PRESIDENT SECRETARY -TREASURER -HISTORIAN - KENTON TAYLOR ERV1LLE SOWARDS MARGARET MILLER - LORA KESSEL ROBERT BRINKER ss to KROSOPHIAN LITERARY SOCIETY I I isloi N The Hyperion Literary Society wu established in 1894 for the young ladies of Marshall College, and the same year the young men established the Krosophian Literary Society. The fir� l year they progressed a non-coed societies, but seeing that greater results could be obtained, they united in 1896, under the name of the Virginian Literary Society. In-1897. six of the most energetic members withdrew from that society and organi .cd what has since been known as the Krosophian Literary Society. Owing to the small number of old students, the society was not continued at the beginning of the current school year of 1918-19. February 21. 1919. a meeting was called to order by Ervillc Sowards acting as chairman. Officers were elected and an organization effected to continue the rcgu'ar meetings of the Krosophian l.iterary Society. From the year 1900 to and including the year 1909. there was an annual inter-society contest between the Krosophian l.iterary Society and the Virginian Literary Society. In 1909 these contests were MOTTO: Fabricando Fabri Sumus drop| cd on account of hard feelings which originated from them, but in 1912 and 1913 they were renewed. At the end of this last named year, the Virginia Literary Society was discontinued. The purpose of the society is to advance the literary abilities of the members, especially along oratorical lines, and to help develop the social sides of the nature of its members. Our society meets every Friday evening at seven o’clock and at every meeting our program is good. (Each member responds when put on the program.) This is one of the best parts of the school life. Years after we have forgotten the pleasures of the recitation room, we will remember the social activities and the friendly rivalries of the Krosophian Literary Society. Judging from the number in attendance at every meeting, and the ability of its members, the society certainly has a great future before it. COLORS: Red and White Officers PRESIDENT............................GARRY F.CKARD VICE-PRESIDENT.......................VELMA KESSEL ASSISTANTS TO VICE-PRESIDENT.................. ...............KRVILLE SOWARDS. ROBERT BRINKER TREASURER............................HARRY WILSON SECRETARY.............................OMER TABOR CRITIC..............................ROBERT BRINKER ST BBBBBB lIMBBSBUBHBOyUBUM yy«yyy?;yy CK '-••■ ■• voexKwaKMy ■ •: ,• :• x c x ;•: x vs 5 I.mollnunl Blanche Kline Pauline Milam Bernard McCullough Evelyn Midkiff Clcnna Miller Edith Phipps Flora Pack Helen Reynold Maymc Rice Ervillc Soward Grace Sutphin Prof. W. H. Franklin Prof. R J. Largent Djia Atkinson Martha Bonar Martha Ball Carl Boylen Roiiert Briuker Harry Butler Lucy Calloway Carlcton Cobb Millie Epling jean Edgerton (tarry Echatd Leone Frye Von Franklin Edith Franklin Garnett Hale Elizabeth Herold Mae Houchin Mary Holyman Mae Honaker Wilda Jones Don Jenkins Velma Kessel Lora Kessel Thelma Soward Elsie Soward Romert Smales B'anche Scullion Omer Tabor Kenton Taylor Zama Taylor Harry Wilson Katherine Wcrkheiser Ted Walb Opal Ward Pembroke Whitney Hattie White so STORY TELLERS HISTORY OF THE PEP CLUB Bv ROBERT BRISKER The boy ’ Pep Club ha the novelty of being the first organization of it kind in Mar� hall College, it it in its infancy, so to speak, but it patron and member Ime hope that it will develop into one of the most vital and helpful of student activities. It is many societies and associations unified and it embraces everything from yells to debates. The plan was original, corning from the fertile mind of Prof. Largcnt. The Pep Club owes it growth and present vitality to his influence and encouragement. One evening near the beginning of the year when pep was on the decline. Prof. Largcnt called u together for the organization of this club. A splendid beginning was made by electing a competent set of officers: Pembroke Whitney, President: H. C. Boy'en. Vice-President: and Bernard McCullough. Secretary. These officer exhibited remarkable leadership and ability in the program that followed. But since “variety is the spice of life new officers were elected at the beginning of the second semester. The following officers were chosen: President. Kenton Taylor: Vice-Pres- ident. Robert Brinker: Secretary. Garry Eckard. and Reporter. Don Jenkins. The interest of the male student of Marshall ha kept its pace. The members of this club have striven to arouse every atom of pep”, if it be measured in such terms, they possessed, knowing that the life of the school was dependent, to some degree, on their exertion . The greater part of the programs have been made up of extemporaneous speeches, mock trial , debate , joke , club notes, humorous poem , yells, songs, and everything else that contributed to the arousal of pep and enthusiasm. It is a club composed of college boys and directed by the leadership of college boy . Such a club is destined to future fame and longevity. The Faculty and the student body as a whole arc coming to sec the improvement that has been made since the organization of the Pep Club. No one has declared it worthies and unnecessary. May th s‘udenls of Marshall perpetuate it existence in years to come with the realization of its true importance and its inspiring influence. et u OIJR GYM CLASS” When you boys pass the girls in the hall and hear them talking about dressed for gym’’ do not get frightened, because they are referring to gyrn class and not Jim.” It comes once a week, usually from two until four. Fall in is the first command given and it is answered by the scurrying of girls across the room to their places in line. The next we hear is “attention and we quickly draw ourselves up trying to remember all eight points of the correct standing position at once. After the command at case has been given and the roll call taken, we straighten up again and go through military tactics. Any one who has been in the Army knows what that means, but I’m sure even you have some idea of what it is when it comes to that part of the training. After facing guiding and dressing up and executing to the rear in squads of four and single file and marching and don't be quick around the gym. we arc thoroughly warmed up and ready for calisthenics. Htesc are what the girls like best.( ) But we dare not slouch; so we go through them, trying hard to execute the movement properly, remembering ourselves that they are good for us and what we need. Next come the dumb bells. Before we are through with these our arms are ready to break, so when we are given a chance to rest we gladly take it. Sometimes it’s Indian clubs instead. We all love to swing clubs except that we can't do it. They are almost sure to knock together or to hit our heads. But we like them and perhaps with a little more practice we may be able to master the art of swinging clubs. In dancing we shine. Perhaps we can not come up to Mrs. Vernon Castle, still we've learned to keep time to the music, ami to know when to start and what foot to use. Next comes the games, and in Captain Ball our light is still shining. We have two picked teams. The Blacks and the Whites. Volley ball has been popular and the girls all get into it. F.very-onc has an even chance in this game. All you need is a good, strong hand. All you who like tennis and can play hud belter l e brushing up and beating it to the tennis court. You arc sure to find someone there to whom you can call “love.” And later on comes the tourna- ment for you good players”. But if you can't play, now is your chance to learn. The final game Dormitory Girls vs. Town Girls, is (sound to be a good one. So every now and then you see a girl limping, there’s no need to ask what the trouble is for she’ll tell you. I took gym yesterday and I’m so sore I can hardly move. But she says it with a smile, for you see we do not care for that, for we enjoyed it and arc getting a lot out of it this year. All this we owe to our teacher. Miss Kimball, we deeply regret to say she will not be with us next year. She hat been an admirable leader and her influence has been keenly felt by all those coming in contact with her and her work. as THE EXHIBITION The following program wa� arranged by Min Kimball, the girl physical director, for the gymnasium exhibition which wa held April 18. at half past two on the College Campus. Two hundred and fifty pupils took part. This included the children in the Model School a well as the girls in the College who had taken gym through the year. The time | ent in preparation for this has all come in the regular clnw period and has followed the general outline of the rule , both in the Model School and in the College. Program Free play period Model School children. 1. Military Tactic and Calisthenics—Girls' gym cla � . 2. Folk Dancing First, second, and third grades. (a) Klappdans. (b) Carasol. (c) Oxadanscn. 3. Indian Dance—Fourth grade. 4. Dumb Bell and Wand Drill —Girls' gym das . 5. Folk Dancing—Fifth, sixth and seventh grades. (a) Che bog . (b) Gustafs Skaol. (c) Vineyard Dance. 6. Volley Ball—Eighth grade. 7. Irish Dance—Elizabeth Mytinger and Elena Meade. 8. Races—Fifth and sixth grade boy . (a) Forty-yard da h. (b) Potato race. (c) Three-legged race. 9. Sailor Dance—Eight girls. 10. Captain Ball—Black vs. White. 11. Dutch Dance. 12. Paralora Ganitc—Elena Meade and Leona Moorehouse. M THE HIKE TO ESKIMO CAVE Thirty girl hud signed up to to on the hike, hut Saturday morning being cloudy, only fifteen ventured to go.. We started about two o’clock and before we had gone far the un came out and we had a nice afternoon for a hike. We crossed the city to Ritter Park and climbed the hills back of it; we halted at the top to sec the river winding about at our feet: the view is very fine a this point. Wc started on through the woods, going without stopping again until we reached the cave. There part of us went for water and the rest went on to the cave. The crowd that started for live cave had a high fence to climb and Miss Kimball, especially, found it difficult. She was stranded on the top of this wire fence, swaying back and forth, one foot on one side of the fence and the other foot on the other side of it. Wc all held our breath, not knowing whether she was going on her face or otherwise, when she made a jump and landed safely on the ground. Wc soon found the cave. It was surrounded with many smaller cave and spooky passages. Wc explored all these until the others joined us. Then we started our fire in the largest cave, and began to cook our lunch. The coffee was put on first, and it soon began to boil. Tire steak was cooked, and so. with the sandwiches, pickles and cakes, and the other good thing , we sat down to cat. Before leaving the cave wc all carved our initials on a large rock where they could be seen by all who came to the cave. It was getting late, so wc began to think of starting home, for we were five miles away, and knew that wc must be back before dark. At Four Pole Creek we stopped to rest and to have our pictures taken. It was a tired crowd that reached the Dorm that night, but we had had a good time and thoroughly enjoyed our trip to the Eskimo Cave. r.t HIKK On Thursday morning. March 20. this sign appeared on the bulletin board: IMPORTANT: Everybody Notice. Come to the hike on Saturday. Show some signs of pep . Girl and boy and chaperone . Give 10 cent to MU Kimball for food. Start at 6:30. All meet at the front entrance. Who � ugge� tcd a co-ed hike? Anyway we are proud to be popular in spite of the fact that wc mu t be dragged out of bed at that unheard-of time on Saturday morning. . We decided to try it anyway and signed up. Before noon of that day over forty appeared on the list. The Misses Kimball. Cavendish, and Cundiff. with Mr. Franklin, agreed to take the responsibt! rites of cha| erotiing the crowd. 70 No. 2 Saturday morning came, a trifle cool and with no � un to greet u� . but a little matter like that did not bother u . There were fifty-six in all. and we were quite a crowd as we started out loaded down with kettles and cups. We hiked out Sixteenth Street to Bennett� Point, where we built a fire and stalled breakfast. It wasn’t long before the coffee was (soiling, and soon after we had some sticks in the fire frying our bacon, nothing ever tasted much better than that coffee and those bacon sandwiches, and the bananas and cookies and roasted peanuts. We had to keep pretty close to the fire in order to keep warm, and soon after the eats were disposed of we started back real soon, about nine-thirty. Everybody agreed that we had had a good time. Now we arc ready to go again soon. 71 BASEBALL Owing to the unsettled condition in general at Marshall this year, the prospect for a successful baseball season were not bright. However, we were fortunate enough to secure the services of Carl Ridgley as athletic director. From a somewhat unpromising bunch of candidates he succeeded in selecting a team, which, in view of the difficulties encountered, has made a very successful season; winning eight out of ten games. Owing to the lateness with which we entered the field, the schedule was somewhat meagre. Most of the games being played with nearby teams. Nevertheless, the representatives of the Big Green this year proved themselves to be up to the old Marshall standard: and can look upon their record with justifiable � r� de. CAPTAIN—Carlos Evans MANAGER—Don Jenkins COACH—Carl Ridgley PITCHERS Evans. Cyrus CATCHERS Taylor. Jordan Shortstop- Echols First Base—Bolin Second Base—Fxkard Third Base—Myers Ixft Field—F.. Copen. Mitchell Center Field—McCullough Right Field—Whitney � RECORD AT HOME Marshall 10; En� !ow I. Marshall 14: Cenlial I. Marshall 10; Huntington High 6. .Marshall 15; C. O. Shop 3. ABROAD Marshall 0: W. Va. Wesleyan 4. Marshall 2; W. Va. Wesleyan 5. . Marshall 19; Princeton 0. Marshall I; Concord S. N. S. 0.. Marshall 5; St. Edwards 3. Marshall 13: Moni Harvey Alumni 3. TOALS Marshall 89; Opjjoncnts 29. 7 Re iew ) MARSHALL 10; ENSLOW 1. Marshall is off to a great start, winning her first game of the season. The pitching of Capt. Evans and heavy hitting of Si McCullough were the features of the game. MARSHALL 7; CENTRAL 1. The Central High School proved easy picking for the big game, as the score board showed, however, it was a good practice game and gave the coach several pointers on picking out the first team lineup. MARSHALL 10; HUNTINGTON HIGH 6. In this, the third game of the season, we showed H. H. S. that we are really a college and not a high school. I he catching ol Taylor and the heavy hitting of Eckard. well supported by the rest of the team, brought home the bacon in fine, old-fashioned style. MARSHALL 0; W. VA. WESLEYAN 4. In this, the first game away from home, the Big Green team played consistently good ball. With Cyrus on the mound the Methodists were held to four runs, while Marshall had the misfortune to lose a first baseman. Mr. Bolin, whose leg was broken. The fielding of Chuck Meyers also deserves special mention. u (f the Games MARSHALL 2; WESLEYAN 5. Wesleyan hlankcd u in the first game, but we’d lie blanket) blanked if she could blank us again. Ibis time F.vans was on the slab while Echols starred with the willow. MARSHALL 19; PRINCETON 0. The whole team starred in this wonderful game. Garry Eckard especial!) manifested the wonderful accuracy of his batting eye. Dick Evans proved himself the peer by getting a home run. a three-bagger and two singles. Incidentally his home run tore down a pig pen and let out a Princeton rooter. The wonderful fielding of Cyrus Pembroke Wlutncy elicited gasps of admiration from the fair damsels of Princeton. MARSHALL 1; CONCORD NORMAL 0. Dick Evans again proved himself a member of the galaxy of the Big Green twirlers by holding Concord to three Mattered hits in twelve innings, and then winning his own game by smashing the horscliide sphere into the deep center for a home run. Eckard distinguished himself in fie'ding. while Taylor caught like a National Leaguer. GIRLS’ Girls! Rea! live girl ! Girl with j c| ! Ye , they have been found and developed by their coach and ideal. Miss Helen Kimball. On the first of April hardly a girl knew one baseball rule from another; but now, they play a professional-like game. The pitching is ably held down by Capt. Virginia Workman for the town team, and Marie Andcr� on for the Dorm. The batting is of the most spectacular form. The Wilson sisters being the big hitters. In fact, any of the girls can ride the Marshall quince for a two or three base hit. Marshall is following in the footsteps of the large colleges of the country, and has the first and only girls baseball teams in Huntington. Of course, the girls take the credit of having talent and courage, which it takes to play baseball, but they know that they would be as nothing if it were not for Miss Kimball's patience and ability as a coach trainer. They are grateful to her (or giving them their place at Marshall and regret her leaving as only girls who have teamed to love and regret. Thing and people may come and go. but the memory and glory of Marshall first girls' baseball team will last forever. . Girls! Real live girls! Girb with pep and a good wing. Not the kind one would expect, but a trusty right for throwing nasty balls. The batteries for the town and dorm teams are of super skill. BASEBALL Capt. Workman being the twirler for the town girlt and Marie Anderson for the dorm. Jinny h� � a wicked cut which always goe� fair, while Marie hold the mound with a terrible windup and a ball straight from the shoulder. The catcher —Todd and Mytinger. pick up everyone that come over the plate and can whistle the ball to any part of the field. The basemen can’t be beat. They play around the old sock as though they were feather beds. The shortstops are AI men and can pick off any ball put to them. The fielder arc always on their toe , and can judge the fall of a ball from the instant it leaves the bat. The high tension wire of these teams is Miss Helen Kimball. No one can say enough of Miss Kimball’s talent as a coach and as a friend of the girls. She has produced the team that put the ball in baseball. No one can ever again � ay that girls can’t wield the big stock. They are perfectly at home in the batters box and the expression fanned out is seldom applied to them. The Wilson sisters are the champion hitters and usually ride the apple for a two or three base hit. They have got the coach, they have got the team, and all they need are the red socks. TS LITERARY :: A DORM. CAMOUFLAGE D. E. ATKINSON It was Saturday morning in the dorm after one of tho� e perpetual motion” parties had been indulged in by the Junior Normal . A a specific result. I was tired and worn, desiring nothing in the world but blessed slumber. 1 had dragged myself out of bed and managed to get down stairs just in time to slide through the closing dining room door. But my breakfast of cold cake and dry bacon only increased my drowsiness, so I returned to my room more asleep than awake. I opened the creaky door, stumbled over a pair of shoes, tipped over a chair of clothes, and lauded myself headlong among the contents of the overturned waste basket. With utterances too mild (?) to repeat. I gathered the broken members of my body together and arose with a mighty effort. Oh. that room. I looked around in despair, and profoundly wished that my roommate had put off spending the week-end at the Old Maids' Retreat until some more convenient time (forme). It must be cleaned, but how? Where should I start ? There was no beginning; it seemed the end of everything. Even the pictures on the wall looked crooked, or were they merely horrified at the chaos, and were trying to sympathize with each other? I tried to look into the glass to sec if 1 were awake, but I wasn't tall enough to see over the contents, and the table was too full to furnish standing space. I determined to go to work, and had already removed three shoes from the floor, and set the waste basket upright when I happened to notice the clock. Why. it was only 9 o'clock, and Mrs. Bristowe wouldn't likely be down for two hours. I had plenty of tune to rest a while, then I could work so much more effectively. I landed on the bed and was preparing for a gentle nap. when the door was opened softly and to my horror Mrs. Bristowe came in. She had to go slow in order not to step on things, but through a tedious process of careful meandering, she finally reached the bedside where I sat. too numb to move or utter a sound. Why didn't she say it. have it over with? Then I frantically got to work and endeavored to have the room so free from dust and in such perfect order that it would make one quite dizzy to gaze upon it. But. very much to my surprise, she smiled sweetly, put her hand on my head, and told me to lie back down and rest. But—but—but. I stuttered. She gently stopped me by saying: Never mind, dear; I understand. You are tired and worn out. and I should have had Nellie bring your breakfast up so you could have slept all the while. Of course, your room is a little mussed, but it's only natural that such a busy child as you should find little time for such commonplace things. I'll try to straighten things up a bit. for somebody may try to come in. I was speechless with astonishment, and could only lie and stare at the amazing Mrs. Bristowe with both eyes and mouth open to their fullest capacity. Was the world coming to a speedy end. or had Teddy been resurrected? The floor was soon cleared of all unnecessary object , and with a deft hand and quick step, she soon began to bring perfect order out of dire disorder. The pictures regained their poise, the mirror became visible again, the table ceased to groan under its great weight, and the room took on an appearance of fairy’and. Mr . Bristowe worked with a zest almost superhuman, talking and laughing all the while, until finally 1 relaxed upon my soft pillow perfectly happy and content. Life wn� all beauty, who � aid it was duty? With the final stroke of perfection. Mrs. Bmtowe ceased her labor, mopped her wet brow, and thanked me sweetly for not interfering with her work. She straightened up the covers for me. made the pillow more comfortable for my little head, then with words of cheer, turned to leave the now immaculate room. She opened the door, but paused on the threshold to make some comment. I was unable to hear clearly so I awoke with a start, lauded in the middle of the san.e disorderly room of two hours back, trembling and shivering before the scathing countenance of Mrs. Bristowe. Many cheers for the Mirabilia Staff. In genius they ate excelling: Right from their source come all their And the � ourcc doe all the telling. Blest be their long hour spent In the work they h e completed: Laud them a student of fame. In place of honor, now teated A kind word now to each. Shout out their name aloud Till the sound rebounds and echoes Amid the cheering crowd: Finished, now is their book. Find it so—just look? BE A BOOSTER Do you know there’s lots of people Settin’ round in every town. Growlin' like a broody chicken. Knockin’ every good thing down? Don't you be that kind o' grouch. 'Cause they ain’t no use on earth. You just be a booster. Boost for all you’re worth. so POETRY If some other fellow’s willin’ Sail right in. this country’s free. No one's go! a mortgage on it. It's yours as much as his; If Marshall's shy on ! oo� lers You get in the boostin' bu. If things just don't seem to suit you. And your work seems kinder hard. What's the matter with a boostin . Just to help the 'Bilia along? ’Cause if it should stop a-goin' We'd be in a sorry plight: You just keep your horn a-blowing. Boost 'er up with all your might. If you know our Miiabilia's failin’ . Just forget ’em 'cause you know That the Mirabilia's got some good points. Them's lire ones you want to know. Cast your loaves out on the waters. They’ll come back to you. Mebbe too. they’ll come back buttered. WTien some feller boosts for you. If our thinking apparatus It getting on the hum Read the Mirabi'ia It will Mad it thinking tome; Then with a few bright pointer . You will omc day see That no one’s brain gets lusty Who reads the Mirabilia. And boasts for Marshall C. The editor works both night and day. Till the tips of his fingers are sore. But someone is certain to sneer and say. That’s stale. I’ve seen it before. FAREWELL ’19. Should '19 be forgo! When school days ore brought to mind: Those days so full of mirth and fun The joys we left behind. And since our College days arc gone. A few of us are glad; Hut some of us look back and wish For the school days we have had. We’re probably scattering far and wide. In this great world of ours; As time slips by us. thinking not. Tire years will just seem like hours. HI I September II. Marshall's door ore flung o| cr.! Where am I to go Room 14 or 35? Oh. dear. look at the tender Freshies. Arc they ill. or just Mage-struck Tramp, tramp, tramp of many little feet keeping step to the lively music of Miss Staats vocal chords. September 12. Registration day. Have you registered yet? Poor boy he’s too young' Thoughts of home and mother. I o they miss rnc very much? oo-ah-h. September 13. One Freshie looks helplessly at the other , wondering who is ringing so many door-bells, and shivering at the sight of the stern-faced Directors of Knowledge. Some pupils, old at the job. report promptly for classes, but alas.—many poor creatures spend the day wandering aimlessly through the dark and hollow corridors looking for lost rooms. September 14. Miss Kimball starts in right by persuading Mrs. Lyon’s homesick girlie to indulge in a modest hike across the Ohio. •• September 16. Everything is going to begin and keep going. so raid Mr. Woodley. Wc start but we stop when we see Uncle Benny. Some poor “greenics” timidly ask if he's teaching.penmanship. Keep your courage sonny: this is a Free Lunch Counter.” everybody helps himself. Student Assembly -boys ate conspicuous by their absence. September 17. More students arriving. Tear and sobs heard clashing through the College Halls. Ah� blessings on the Lone Dorm Girl. Teachers looking over the great mass of raw material, wonder how many centuries will elapse before finished products are turned out. September 18. Mr. Woodley calls the students of .Marshall Col- lege to order in Chapel. He gives a tender speech of welcome, extending the right hand of fellowship and a warm smile to all new faces. First meeting of Y. W.; Miss Johnson introduces the s| cakcr of the evening. Miss Wood. September 19. It anybody wants to know where Marshall's boys arc. please cast thy eyes upon the Service Flag. Every girl's heart “leap up and flutters thru midair at the sight of a uniform. September 20. The whole Dorm turns out to hear Ex-President Taft speak ' 'he City Auditorium. Miss Staats should make his acquaintance. and laugh and grow fat. September 21. Btg event of the season! Y. W. and Y. .M. Reception. Everybody feels sorry for the other fellow, especially Mr. Woodley, who endeavored to teach us the Soup Song. September 23. Interesting student's meeting, did you say Wc sang songs and pretended to be gay. September 24. First number of the People's {Entertainment Course. The Dorm girls gel to go and after the shades of night have fallen—how exciting! Dr. Parks Cadman. September 23. Mr. Groves gets up pep enough to take agriculture classes for a stroll, in order to study physical structure of com. S u sss ss jex 35 sis as-sas kjkjksss K: |||J|UByKjBUBUKflUBUMUBUilUBUBUB0IIJllUBUBWUfMUBWUMBKB C8WByiUBW j A D VERTIS EM ENTS L.jr«a aax£ asi2 a5-£y£ iiaasisxi . iicaaaasiiaK aKa3:a as� SEa aa:ssxsjS£2£££Sia:£S£:a£:s 5 -sw ss ssktssw;' CALENDAR September 26. Wails from lh Dorm, indicating pang of homesickness and hunger. Mr . Lyons feed u on tarty, but it doesn't wem to fill the empty cavities within—oh for a table like mother � et� ! September 27. The Dome� tic Science girl go to work in earnest-canning quince being their first hard labor. Mm Heusei may be petit. but we soon learn her way is the only way and her say the only say. Hearts of the World patronued by Marshall students. September 30. Student's Meeting. Mr. Woodley give us rule and regulations.” If one isn’t sitting in torment before Miss Hackney. Miss Stevenson, or “Uncle Benny, then one must sit motionless in the library, and cease breathing for fear of instigating Mr . Myer's tireless finger into their automatic snapping. Mrs. Fassett speaks to Y. W. upon Our Duty toward the Wax.” OCTOBER October I. Tear stains mark the cheek of Mr . Lyon's poor little girlies, especially the Junior Method Cla� . because of her absence. Excitement thruout the dim corridors resulting Irom the announcement of the marriage of Harriet Lyon. Will the girb sleep tonight) October 2. Ah the suspenders is broken. Mrs. Lyon “man-less” and rejects all oiler of congratulations. Oh joy.—oh boy it might have been true, but think what would have become of her little angels. Agriculture classes motors out to farm. October 3. Miss Kimball begins physical examinations. Groans heard from every corner. October 4. There's laughter in the air. and tarty in the hair! Y. W. give Dorm girls a real “old fashioned tarty pulling The “old” •« (lontiniKMl girls act as the young gallants, camouflaged as soldiers, sailors, baseball players, timid school-boys. etc., and the new” ones act as timid school lassies. All have a glorious time, and even Mrs. Lyons forgets to ring the bell. October 7. Whispers of Flu and great excitement about closing school. Mr. Woodley tries to still our fears but doesn't succeed very well. October 8. More excitement! Flu still raging—we all tremble and quiver, and cry for ma-ma1 Mr. Woodley tells us at dinner that school will be closed for a few days. Discontent among Dorm girls: everybody thinking of nothing hut home. Arc you going home ” the only question asked during these awful days of suspense. School closed for indefinite time. Good-by. Marshall, hello. Mother! November II. War ended! Armistice signed. All Huntington goes wild. Marshall students being no exceptions. Teachers try to begin school but dislike conversation with empty chairs. Big parade, and noise enough to suit even Don McDonald. Laugh, shout, and be merry; we don't celebrate-every day. Nos ember 12. Oh. the horrors of breaking into school work again! Benny sits and scolds at the numerous empty chairs. November 13. Chapel. Mr. Woodley is chuck full of enthusiasm over war ending and tells us the past, present, and future of its great significance. He leaves us for a short stay in Washington. Y. W. has Candle Service.” and increased enrollment. s PT. 5, 191 A CLASS I 'HE BOOTHE HJSIirSSS SCHOOL, HUNTINGTOT I 5 § THIS IS THE SCHOOL WHERE PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS ARE TRAINED TO TEACH COMMERCIAL SUBJECTS OR TO HOLD g g POSITIONS AS BOOKKEEPERS AND STENOGRAPHERS. THIS GIVES TWO STRINGS TO YOUR BOW’. YOU CANNOT FAIL, g S ENTER ANY TIME. WE CONTINUE RIGHT THROUGH THE SUMMER TU ITION MONTHLY. BOOTHE CORNER Phone 1200 BOOTHE BLDG. ['if. h if. is •. is isjs is is is is is is. s is is is isw ;.v ;... .,v ,.v v ........ y. ..v ...... ........... ..., , v :.c?v,..- s; ?; j CALENDAR November 14. New ease of Flu; evcr ) ody trie them, teacher included. November 15. Red venture into the Dorm parlor but soon makes a hasty exit. Tabor begins at the beginning and tries them all (almost). Wonder if he work alphabetically? Whose turn next? November 18. The day was cold, and dark and dreary. Students meeting wanted by all. Pep too let.” November 19. The depressing weather lay a stern hand on all. November 29. Chapel, of course. Boston Orchestra entertains at the Auditorium We got to use our free tickets again. Miss Andrew organizes Story Tellers’ Club—Professionals jam. November 21. Hot arguments in “Uncle Benny's room. The pleasure is all his. November 22. More date at the Dorm. Mrs. Lyon look the new victims over. November 25. Flu still raging. Several cases in Dorm. Students Meeting with scant attendance. November 26. Story Tellers' Club meets and spins yarns and feasts on lea and candy. November 27. Miss .Allen calls for volunteers for Glee Club; few seem to be Gleeful. Tomorrow being Thanksgiving, we give thanks for “open night tonight in Dorm. November 28. Count your many blessings. Mr. Woodley returns and partakes of the exquisite Thanksgiving dinner in Dorm. Something to be remembered—actually seen on Dorm table that mcmoral evening: shrimp cocktail, fruit salad, olives pickles, celery, hot rolls, cranberry sauce, turkey and dressing, sweet potatoes, creamed onions, mince pie. candy and peanuts. Also flowers, music, and high style. No wonder we are thankful. November 29. Thanksgiving program of Y. W. C. A. u Continued November 30. Satgiday. � « • ‘cHo°l! Ami il fierce? Teacher say lime must l c gained someway- Mr. Woodley tells of hr Heart-warming work in Washington.” December 2. Mr. Largent announce that Student’ Assembly committed Hiicide. sad but true. General services held today. Deccml cr 3. Y. M. C. A. Mr- Franklin and Mis Maier eem to be quite friendly They don’t hesitate to compliment one another in the class room. December 4. Cha| c! conducted by Mr. King. “Above all thing else, guard your heart. Lass looks at lad and both igh deeply. December 6. Three parties in one night. Society is very rushing. 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All girls rush for the place beside Mr. Boylen. So? December 17. Who's going to study? Not I: Too near Christmas! Dorm girl arc steady customers at the 3 and 10 cent store. Sh-h-h Secret clubs arc mysteriously being organized. Decemlier 18. Mrs. Kverett falls victim to “Flu. Model school entertains with Christmas Program. Everybody' bubbling over with the Christmas spirit and good cheer. December 19. Lesson are small Skimptions” these day . What' the use? We'll study after Xmas (Maybe). December 20. Good-bye Marshall: short | criods: good-bye Marshall! All rush for the first train out. Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year. Going home. Tta-lo-la-la. January I. Happy New Year (?) Oh—pshaw! Aint it fierce? A few forlorn. creature travel in. more dead than alive, and report mechanically for classes. Lncle Benny begins tests which are to be continued, henceforth. Horrors! January 2. New girl in Dorm (They have our soul sympathy). Old ones dropping in one by one. Classes try to lie hekl. but the teacher do all the reciting. January 3. Dr. Haworth takes a great flight of fancy, but drops back when the bell ring . Where would he go if there were no bells? January 6. Death of America's Friend and Great Lducator. Theodore Hoowvclt. Dr. Haworth give one of his fortunate Literature o St CALENDAR classes a complete biograph of his life. Some Dorm girls chaperoned by a teacher to “to be glad” with Pollyanna. The results are good for the present everybody is “Clad even for friend muffins and prunes. January 7. Story Tellers Club is progressing nicely, fed upon tea and cakes. Miss Wright chaperons goodly body of Dorm girls to the play Experience.’’ January 8. Chapel. Just the usual stunts. Dr. Haworth tries to stir up some pep in singing. January 9. Faithful meeting of the Y. W. January 10. .Miss Hcuscr shows her colors by entertaining some teachers with delicious tea and equally delicious doughnuts—products of her Domestic Science Class. January 13. The Seniors stars teaching: we feel for them. January 14. Miss Kimball is working tirelessly toward perfection of military tactics in the “sweet lassies of M. C. Can it be done? Sure you’ll soon see. January 15. Miss Wright leaves us to go to France to do Canteen work. We hold candle service in her honor. January 16. Domestic Science Class entertains Mr. Woodley and men of Faculty with a dainty seven course dinner. Mildred has a Birthday Party at Dorm. January 17. Mr. Woodley gives school a farewell address in Auditorium. He says he sees a great future for M. C. We hope so don’t you? « (lontmiic l January 20. The Psychology class appears at the Police Court. Shame on 'em! What Psychological outbreak have they been stimulating. with such an unsatisfactory response January 21. Story Tellers meet and perform. Miss Kimball is still striving toward the goal of perfection in gym performances. January 22. Mr. Groves entertains the Agriculture class at the tobacco ware I rouse. Jaunnry 23. 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The more they come, the worse they get. even the clouds weep in sympathy with us poor students of Marshall but their tear-drops freeze into snow flakes at sight of the exams. � -Continued February 12. Exams still hold us in their grip of steel. Dr. and Mis. Haworth arc guests at Dorm, and Mrs. Haworth stills the nervous iuivciings of our tired souls. February 13. Our new semester begins. We enroll and learn our fate. Did you pass? Naw, Uncle Benny flunked me flat. Miss Stants preaches keep G” in the eight octave. Many new faces, among them several soldiers and sailor suits. We girls stop and look the second lime—who wouldn't. February 14. Short Periods, we find our rooms and proceed to get ready to begin our work for the coming semester. New pupils meet new teachers. February 17. The Faculty announces that school has begun. D'ye hear? February 18. Concert ot Auditorium. Dorm girls turn out in a mighty troop. Boys go loo—(two receding paralleled lines seem to meet in the distance). 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The young gentlemen loose their way. arc too timid, or at least make themselves conspicuous by their failure to ap|tcar. March 2. Dr. Haworth gives a talk on Art and Christianity at the Christian Church. Hardrow Wilson, and other Marshall students go to sleep in the back row. March 2. Doc isn't in our midst this sad day. Hearts of Humanity is patronised by numerous Sons of Marshall. March 10. Who sat in the Dorm parlors yesterday) Was he rich? Who did he come to see? That are the question. Nobody seemed to know, not even Mrs. Lyon. Usual Monday morning lessons. March II. Spring weather. Some of the nature lovers bring in pussy willow sprays. Miss Kimball marches girls out in order and shoots them—we hope the results arc good. March 12. The girls take a second look at the boys in the dining room this morning. They changed overnight from Uncle Yarn's heroes to just plain students. Chapel exercises, qscaker Rev. Miss Kimball tells girls to sign up for prospective hike. Among the daintiest lassies are (.lout inu«‘ l Misses Omti Gabor. Red C©| er. Olen Booth, and their playmate . Parlor night at the Dorm, the Stricklin family being the honored guest . Mr. Bcorge entertains with music. Match 13. Mbs Kimball hire a shock proof camera and tries it on the whole troop of lassies in their gym outfits. Poses for the Mira-bilia Mist Johnson tells the girls of her trip to National Y. V. Conference. Boys practicing dutifully on baseball diamond. March 14. The day of all days has come again Class meeting due union and the usual commotion Kditor Day lays down a few rules and regulations about the Mirabilia. Freshmen and Juniors have party Kro o| hion meet heated discussion over question of League of Nations. March 15. Mis Kimball and 14 of her girl hike out into W. Va.. hills, a halt at a Boy Scout Camp, and cook supper: all have a glorious time. March 16. Squirrel Rawlings escorted Mrs. Lyon to church, then had dinner with her in Dorm dining room. What's coming next? Kdith helps entertain, isn't it interesting? March 17. The wearing 'o’ the Green is conspicuous, today although many poor souls already were sufficiently stamped, flic clouds weep, and the winds moan. March 18. Story Tellers Club have a special Irish Program, and invite visitors. Some of Mis. Lyon’s little girlies go to Daddy Longlcg . Y. M. tonight. March 19. The brave Seniors teach under observation of numerous curious eyes, and they do it well. too. Our fellow sufferer. Mr. Durea speaks in chapel and creates quite a sensation. Prof. Groves and hi Agriculture class prune and tram Mr . Myers' property for her. We'll visit it again in September. Parlour night at Dorm Misses Wilson guests. 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Ooh. day of all day , we sot out likeness struck. Everybody sal out on entrance steps according to tradition and smiled before and after picture was taken. The Frcshics dwindled to insignificance—but we can’t blame the bashful babies. The Y. W. did the “dirty work” actually broke a plate. The photographer should have considered the crowd before exposing the camera. They say young ladies met tonight and discussed damages. The Pep Club makes music enough for all of us. March 21. The picture man takes pictures of the gym gidies Everybody look sweet! Etosophian has a snappy meeting and everybody takes part. Two parties in College Hall—one in Mrs. Wylies' apartments given in honor of Miss Johnston who leaves us for ten weeks' stay at Dennison University and the other in the Parlour given by the Jr. Normals for themselves and company. The majority loose their way and never get there. March 22. Beautifully chaperoned and plentiously supplied with bacon and sticks. 60 of us sojourned at M. C. breakfast upon the coldest rrdge known in these parts. All reported a breezy time. March 24. The girls stand afar off and gaze admiringly at the gallant heroes on the Base ball diamond. They're progressing; three cheers for Coach Ridgley. March 25. Y. M. March 26. Horrors! Police! Friend Windy is gagged and robbed while studiously poring over his lessons! For shame on the bandits for interrupting an occurence so rare. Other excitement- the skeleton leaves its dark and gloomy abode, and perches itself upon the topmost | cak of the Hag-pole! Prof. Groves and the Agriculture class spend the entire day out on the farm pruning, spraying and eating. Ask Bob if he likes eggs. Uprising of the student body. Ex-Friend Banks, because of llal refusal to give a tiny ad to our beloved Mirabilia. is forthwith now. and forever struck from our shopping centers. -Continued March 27. Mu. Kimball is making rapid headway toward, the Exhibition but Helen .prained her ankle, thu. disabling her for her good work on Captain Ball for the lime being. The 'l. W. hn. a Story Telling Service. March 28. Short period, then the hu.tle-bu.tlc of home going Some .land back and watch the other a. they race for their train., keeping the tear, back with an effort, and wishing home was nearer. Club and Dorm practically dcterlcd—poor remaining souls. April 2. Doc Conducts Chapel and welcome, the New Spring Term Students. He tay its time Mi s Andrew, favors u with a olo. Deacon makes hi. first appearance this year upon the plat form. He ungraciously announce, hi. displeasure in appearing before hi. fellow sufferer , but tearfully declare, that “he the victim is ready for daugh ter. He give, ut an excellent addre.t upon Climber, and Builders.” Mi.s Andrew, in the form Parlour by several reading. April 3. New students still arriving; there are tall one., short ones; pretty ones: ugly ones! Our sympathy goc. out to them. Teachers examinations held—we pity the victims. CALENDAR April 4. Listen to recitation ramble in the variou room . Nobody hurt, it's just the regular sessions of the class meeting; the biggest clash tho come from the Mirabilia Office (Rish and Day are having a gentle (?) discussion). April 6. “Male escorts are the main topic of discussion in Dorm Boys arc greatly endangered by passing thru College Hall to Y. M. meeting, but the modest girls all vote for Uncle Benny which shall be the unfortunate? April 7. Tennis! Who said it? White lines, a smooth surface, and a dangling “porous textile acts as magnet to draw moving object nigh. April 8. M. C. Hurrah! Our baseball team is showing its true colors. Several practice games with Central High. Girls appear on campus, and so do the boys after the beacon sun has settled in the rosy west. April 9. “Doc” leads singing in Chapel but nobody else follows. Our fellow student L. Gilmore, renders quite an enjoyable solo. April 10. The sun shines, and the rain, tains, but tennis, goes on forever. April II. Excitement among the Senior Secondaries somebody talks too much and Mrs. I.yon states that her girlie will attend no party outside of the Dorm. Krosophian! Everybory is there and talks to everybody else. The heroes from Over There are too thick to stir. April 12. Marshall C! Marshall Cl Rah! Rah! Huntington High vs. M. C Of course, we were victorious. What else should you ’s| ect! Miss Stevenson says ladies shouldn't root at ball games but girls do as she says, not doe , or Mrs. I.yon will have a private word with you. April 14. Blue Monday. Sleeping disease is broadcast. Pictures arrive and everybody takes a look. -( mi tinned April 15. Baseball practice. Story Tellers' Club give a Bird Hunt, and ha a twittering evening of it. Joint Meeting of Y's Naturally there was a good attendanee of both species. April 16. Rev. Mau e of live First Presbyterian Church give us the honor of hearing his friend and speaker. Mr. Cilheitner. He hits each and every one of us with “A clean cut right from the shoulder and shows us w4� at a real human is. Copy the Blue Print folks. April 17. Day and Patterson spends their valuable time shooting acid in the chemistry Play-room. April 18. Everyone almost happy, even Reich. Easter is rolling near. April 19. Who said Ball Ca-sh-s-s-s Don't mention it. April 20. Bunny Rabbit make his annual visit. Wonder where Easter bo.|uets were given—gratis—several found their sweet scented way to the Dorm. April 21. Study? No: out of style these day . Wm. Jennings Bryan spoke at City Auditorium and we all listened. April 22. Two Field Worker of the Y. W. spoke to the giri about their work tonight. Arise. Y. W., and bear thy cross. April 23. Dr. Criggs highly entertains us at Chapel hours, then at the Auditorium this P. M. April 24. The French Veteran Band played into the hearts of every true American, hence every student of M. C. April 25. Rah! rah! Kimball! Kimball! gym exhibition is a howling success. The elements sought to make it a chilly affair, but an excess supply of ginger overcame that difficulty. April 26. We don't like the boosters anyway, do we Red ) April 30. Mr. Goodwin of the Y. M. C. A. gave us a very interesting talk upon his work. Our baseball team leaves for Buckhannon - good luck to the Green and White. CALENDAR May I. Welcome bright May Day! We celebrate its coming by observing Ribbon Day. All the little girl . Mr . Lyon. Miss Tudor. Don MacDonald. Mr . B ml owe etc., don their gay ribbons and we enjoy the tight . May 2. The Mirabilia Board says its job will soon be finished. Bally good news, by jove! May 3. Boys return with bad news, they lost something and Ld Boylcn( ) has a broken ankle, all we have it sympathy, but take our all. May 5. A day packed chuck full of spontaneous combustions and hallucinations! We give it to the Senior Secondaries for being a peppy lOl) -Continued Hunch of individual Rah! rah! ray! Senior ! Ihc Hagenbeck and Wallace Circu took up the entire day flying minute . Oh. the sights one ce on Circu; Day. May 6. Rain. rain, the swiftly fulling rain, fine weather for the Race. May 7. State Sunday School Convention held in city. We attend and Hioadcn. The oldest member of the Alumni i in our midst at chapel. Welcome, comrade! May 8. Oh. the measles, two victims in the Dortn peit bunk. May 9. Several of the boy piefcr mumps to measles, so they can swell up and get the big head. May 12. We wonder if there’s any danger of the clouds drying up Ik fore Mrs. Myers docs. May 13. Ain't we poplar? Girls baseball is progressing super-iously two knock-outs and three touch downs Betty is a shinning example to all the unlucky. May 14. Chapel of course. The baseball heroes set out on another Measure trip, so long. boys, show your colors. May 13. L'r-r-ur-r-u-urh! who says we cant crow after neatly ■Hitting one over on Princeton. 19 to 0. May 16. Consider the Senior , how they strut: they toil not, neither do they sleep. SENIOR HOROSCOPES SIX-YEAR SENIORS Name Nick Name Favorite Expression Besetting Sin Redeeming Feature Outcome Cook ... Ivc •Ro Math. Prof. “Al“ Bows Elsie Strohmeicr “Skinny “Dear. Door Too Many Associates. Tall Stature Teacher i'ii FOUR-YEAR SENIORS Name Leona Frye____________ Elizabeth Hcrold______ Lora Kessel ,_________ Velma Ccs cI......... FJena Meade Culie Miller_______ Margaret Miller Elizabeth Mytingcr Jessie Patton Evelyn .Stafford Ina Blalock Elsie Bunn Mildred I laptonstall Don Jenkins CarlMver._____________ Robert Smalcs Irene Tony -Walter Yates Pembroke Whit ley Kenton Taylor Elizabeth Carter Harry Chambers . Vivian Davidson Lillian Davis Helen Echols Nick Name Stonie “Lizzie Bell “Kess “Snucku .i “Dancing Topsy' “Coo ..“Marg ________ “Betty - .. - “Jess “Eve . .. Heinie Bunny Happy ---------- Cutie__________ Elizabeth Bob Pony Sissy I iny Sissy . Betty . Sir Machon Squirrel Li! Emile----------- Favorite Expression Giggle ---------- Oh My ____________ Oh _______________ Oh Don Oh Gee _____ Honey 1 don't know _ _ Darn it a'l 1 lo r Oh. Honey__________ Oh Sugar You Misunderstand Me Oh. Mr. Franklin Where's Edith Pretty Choke Oh-h Garnet Heavens Going My Way? Walk Evans__________:___ Great Day in the Morn Besetting Sin Kenova Howard Eating Sailor . ------- Flirt Posing --------- —French ----------------- — Taylor----------------- Don Jenkins Bonar's -------------- 'The Boys” Bob Oas Meeting Flirting with Jerome _ Lose for Miss Johnson Social Activities ____ Marie ______ Talking to Boys Society Boy _ Garnet .The Girl_____________ Looking Pretty Walks Gum Smile........... inxPrimping —.. .... Redeeming Feature Playing a Harp ..French Y. W. C. A. Studying Her Laugh Ability to argue with Outcome Artist .. Housewife Missionary School Marm Dancing Instructor Benny Southern Brogue Her Height Smile___________ Curls ___________ Sweet Dis| osition Mr. Brooks _______ Good Looks ------ Ladies __________ .Red Sweater Croquet Playing Pompadour Setback His Grin Her Hair M y None Happy Home Eyes ____________ Teacher We wonder Preceptress Muskian .School Marm Lady of Leisure Housewife Lawyer Janitor Philanthropist Magistrate I'harmacist Farmer ___________________ Woman Suffrage Leader Muskian ------------------ Soloist -----------------— Business Man_______ . Helen Echols ............. Sailor's Wife 102 10.1 Name Marguerite Cavendish Nick Name ••Pep Isek STL DENT CHAIt A 7TER1STICS Favorite Expression Besetting Sin Redeeming Feature Slickc'n a bugs ear Studying Bergen ami DavisHer Laugh Outcome ___Teachcr Lloyd Cutene Actre s Sweetness Ability to Teach Her” Good sense French Teacher Well 1 declare Municipal Ability Being a liar Good Conduct Matrimony Norma Shein talking Mr , f Bee Hair 0ff.ee Girl Nose Rosalind Hoff 1 lefty” Y. M. Worker Wap Oh Gosh Git Waiter ' V dy CipBirl'.Disposition Spinister ..•Fat You See Cy Love for u« Girls Civil Engineer Charles Rawlings 1 •will Tndrl Society Ra: Toddie My Golly Ed Dick . Hick “Windy Bobby” Girls Wilda Jones -. Joncsy 0 I see ford Limousine ... —Julia Gob 104 I OS ion 107 Lucille Maier: Mr. Franklin, what would you say if you were blind? Mr. Franklin: I'd say 1 was blind. A Good Deal Of Sameness. Mrs. Martin. Beans arc good Brain food. Sheets: I'll have brain fever if I stay here much longer. All the lower berths arc taken. said the ticket seller. You'll have to take an upper berth.” Of course.” quibbled ‘Benny’ Franklin, “there’s always room at the top. HIS MISTAKE “You still wish to join? Sure! “You realise that your throat may be torn open? Sure! “Your chest torn asunder and your heart torn out? Sure! “That your leg may be torn off? Sure! And your body torn in two? Sure! Knowing all this, you still wish to join the Holy Roller Church? Holy Roller mectin’! 1 thought yousc was organizin' a Marshall football team! She: Do you think kissing is dangerous?” He: Sometimes. I kissed a Marshall student's best girl once. From Barbonrsville to Huntington Woman: Now. if you don't leave at once 111 call my husband; and he’s an old Morris Harvey football player. S08 Tramp: Lady, if you love him don't call him out. I used ter play wid Marshall. Might Be More Rotten Dorm Cirl: “This banana’s rotten: take it away.” Waiter (confidentially): Better cal it now. Miss, or yo’ll git it in yuh salad fo’ dinnah. Didn’t Understand the Terms Farmer Taylor: So your son wrote you from Marshall that he would make the nine? Farmer Whitney: Yes. an’ I wrote back. ‘If yer do. send me five—I kin use it'.” Only a Trifle Senior (trying to be polite at parting): Dr. Haworth, I am indebted to you for all I know. Dr. Haworth: “Pray don’t mention such a trifle. Benny: My wife ran off with the chauffeur. She: Poor fellow, it must cause you no end of worry. Benny: “Yes; it does. Every time I hear an auto horn I think he is bringing her back. Mr. Croves: What would happen if I should stick a pin through this frog?” Tabor: I guess it would croak. Baseball Captain: Now boys, we want a motto for this team. What shall it be? Freshman: “Swat the fly. Alex: Have you seen Don McDonald lately?” Blinker: Yes: I saw him over at the pharmacy.” Alex: What did he have to say for himself?” Brinker: He didn’t have anything to say for himself: he was with Lena Meade. Dorm Girl: Why nm I not a good dancer? Leona: “There are only two thing the matter, and that' your feet. Davidson: That Freshman' neck reminds me of a certain typewriter. Mitchell: “Which one? Davidson: Underwood. What's Aubrey Dryan looking so sleepy about? Oh! He had a date with the bed last night and broke it. Mis Wood: “Mis Stalnaker. I never can find 'heck' in the library. Miss Kimball: When you are not here you are absent. (How queer!) Mis Weller: What is 'residue'? Mr. Day: Residue is what’s left. Mitchell: Then I suppose if I was ten minutes late and the train had gone. I’d be residue. Miss Cavendish: Where do we obtain alcohol? Harry Chambers: In Catlettsburg. Hugh Day (in French) pointing to his head: It takes me a long time to make connection up here. York: Have you any scratch paper? She: No. thank you; I don’t scratch. Mr. Wylie: “Mr. Booth, for what are bleaching powders used?' Alex Booth (scratching his head) : For distillation.” Boy: “Arc you Soph? Girl: “No; I ju� t talk loud o people!I think I'm one. Reich (in trig.): “Mitt Hackney, are you going to tart a taxi company?” Mitt Hackney: “I don't know; why? Richie: Oh. I didn’t know; everybody � ay� you ride them.” Benny: “Don't believe everything I � ay. Lucille M.: “I don't.” He (to Lucille Maier): You've got a beauty spot on your face. (meaning a speck of soot.) Lucille: “Oh. Hen: I know it. I’ve got them all over my face.” NOTICE! LOST: In the hall in front of room 52. an umbrella, belonging to a gentleman with a bone head and bent rib. Return to Mr. Mitchell. Don Mac. (to Florence Julling): What makes your hair so red. Florence ?” Florence: “It is so wiry that every time I wash it. it rusts.” A Freshman (after his first algebra class): Say: do you know that they have four-foot yard sticks in Miss DcNoon's room? Jimmy, do you get along well at school now? Jimmy: Yes. I've got big 'nuff to right my own excuses.” Why did the salt shaker and the medicine dropper? Because they saw the spoon holder and the lemon squeezer. 10 What animal lives up in the clouds?' The reindeer (rain dear). She: Do you know how to avoid eating toadstool in mUtakc for muihrooms? He: “No; please tell me. She: Eat Parsnip . Bill: Lucille, what' wrong with your car? Lucille: I don't remember, but I think the garage man said there wa too much wind in the windshield. She: Do you like a pop-corn ball? He: I don't know; I never attended one. Evelyn Stafford: Have you heard ‘Kiss Me Again'? Nash: “No; I haven’t heard you the first time yet.” no Mr. Franklin: People always give eggs for Easter, so I guess I'll give a few on my cards. Watchful Mother: Did you get the highest grade in your Latin exams? Freshy: No. but I got horrible mention. Miss Hackney (in trig, class): Now. Miss Hoff, will you please turn around so the class can sec your figure? She (in chem.): 'I am going to write my name on glass. Bromley: No: let me scratch it. czunnun czddczddczddc DCUDCDDC MIRABILIA STAFF EDITOR .............................HUGH M. DAY ASSISTANT..................................DORA ATKINSON BUSINESS MANAGER - - - - J. LESTER PATTERSON ADVERTISING MANAGER - • - EVERETT F. WALKER ASSISTANT.....................CU1J.OUS MITCHELL ART EDITOR........................VIRGINIA HOFF LITERARY'.......................J. JEROME REICH HUMOROUS......................VIRGINIA WORKMAN SENIOR WRITE-UPS...................BROMLEY YORK ATH1JTICS...................................DON JENKINS n □□□cun J. LESTER PATTERSON 113 BROMLEY YORK HUGH M. DAY VIRGINIA WORKMAN VIRGINIA HOFF J. JEROME REICH 113 DORM In order to be an angel of the dorm, chew well and digest the following: Read carefully each morning, noon, and evening, the bulletin board: swallow contents whole and react accordingly. Stop. look, and listen every time you start through a door to make sure an elder, a teacher, or Miss Stevenson isn’t somewhere within a half mile headed your way. Sympathize with the gids in all things, but agree with Mrs. Lyon on every occasion. Never be late for meals over twice a day. and apologize sweetly to Mrs. Bristowe each lime. Wear a chess-cat grin plastered securely on your face, so folks will think you are good-natured and lovable. Never break a rule when Mrs. Lyon or her agents arc within smelling distance. 114 LIFE Eat everything on the table, and call for second but take refusal sweetly. Don't smile on the waiter: he might blush and get red; and give you by mistake somebody elsc’s white bread. Go to Y. W. sometimes and borrow the president's pious expression. Clean your room once a month unless Mrs. Bristowe is ill. Return (sorrowed property when you feel inclined. Study, unless you have something to do. On parlor night dress up in your best bib and tucker, stumble as gracefully as possible upon slick door if all benches arc occupied aitd clap frantically at anything that's pulled off. Be a “man hater when there's none around. But be sensible when a good chance appears. Avoid Sixteenth Street entrance and meetings in the hall unless you are sure Mrs. Lyon is eating ice cream at Park , and has no spy-glass along. '5 753575353.5353535353535353535:535555555353535.7535355535 35 35 ■� -'.'■•v.ts.55-55-v-3535 .353S3535553.i5.35 35 55 55'V n 3535 35 7535 7? 3535 3S35 35 7535 3535 35 35 75 7.535 75 55 75 75 55 353 5 75 75.75 75 35 55 35 35 55 35 35 353555 SSS ? 5? S 3 White’s New Sanitary Semi-Steel Desk All good old under a positive guarantee to give entire satisfaction. Wc carry a complete line of blackboards. maps, charts, crayon, etc. Write us regarding your needs. Wc feel sure wc can save you money on your school furniture and supplies and at the same time give you the best goods to be had for the money. BUY DIRECT FROM THE MANUFACTURERS. CATALOGUE FREE FOR T1 IE ASKING. WEST VIRGINIA SCHOOL FURNITURE COMPANY HUNTINGTON............................................WEST VIRGINIA its WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF— Robert Smales would talk? Miss Stevenson tjuit sputtering? Erville Sowards got a C ? Mr . Meyer ceased to dear her throat? Miss Hackney ceased to ride the Freshman? Red Copen would graduate? Pep Club would bust up? Benny ceased to grin? Floyd Wilmoth forgot his fish stories? Dorm girls ceased to flirt ? Mitchell and Mary Lewis would get to Chcm. class on time? The German Club would revive? We had an ordtestra? The Latin students horse would go lame? Psychology students would read their five hours a week outside readings? Young Cobb ate less? Everybody went to Chapel? J. J. Reich ceased to blow? Tire Freshmen were hazed”? The Faculty ceased to be lenient? Dorm girls would open their mouths at games? Gerry Eckard took off his uniform? The Sophs made less noise? Lucille Maier forgot to dance? Things We Would Like to See Among the Seniors. 1. Lucille Riffle on time. 2. Mary Holyman with an unprepared lesson. 3. Every Senior attending class meeting. •4. Class pins with pearls . 5. Lucille Todd in a ruffled dress. 6. Elsie S. singing high notes. 7. Ervillc Soward when he wasn't grinning. 8. Ruth Simms doing something unladylike. 9. Roma Gcrlach being disagreeable. 10. Allcnc Stcrncs flirting with the boys. 11. Kathryn W. when she had her credits straightened. 12. Rosalin Hoff angry. 13. Ann Lear laughing heartily. 14. Bee McCoy playing her violin. 15. A practice teacher with perfect lesson plans. 16. Martel. Goldie and Ann separated. 17. Iva Crotty trying to be a vampire. 18. Mary Dudley misbehave in class. 19. Blanche and Anna S. not talking in Art class. JOKES In the Movies Leona: What did the screen say. Mae? Mae: I don’t know ; I wasn't listening. Miss Stalnakcr: When does a cal start praying (preying)?’ Day: When it gels perched on your window sill in the wee hours of the morn, and howls into low Hades for the condcmption of your sins. Miss Andrews: “In 'Tam o’Shanter’ it says no spirit could cross a river. Nash B.: Well, believe me. there's lots of spirits crossing the bridge at Kcnova.” Mr. Brinker (in physics laboratory): Miss Cavendish, why doesn't this cell shock me?” Miss Cavendish: It takes a lot to shock some people. Mr. Hendrick: There arc some shows that arc never shown. Lucille M.: Well. I never did see any of those.” Miss .Stalnakcr: “We're here because wx'rc here. Mr. Wylie (in chemistry class): Chlorine gas was the first used by the Germans. Bailey: “Ain’t there a gas what looks like air, that you can't tell is around till you are dead? si? ADVERTISEMENTS LOST. strayed or stolen. Mary's little lamb. FOR SALE: One used key. to any fellow. Don McDonald. FOR SALE: One horse and two ponies, all good trotters. A famous Latin student. FOR SALE: Extra flesh. Lengthy Workman. FOR SAIT': Forty last year’s Mrabilias. Mirabilia Board FOR SALE: “Life on Sixteenth Street.” A most useful book for all Soph. boy , but of little value without my treatise on bluffing. I.OST: All hopes of getting rid of Red Copen. Have had him for thirteen years. Anyone who wishes an interview call 46. Faculty. LOST: A few baseball games; winners may have them. WANTED: A book on speech making. Boylcn WANTED: A truthful alarm clock. Walls. WANTED: A story book. Lucy Calloway. WANTED: Some clothes for the skeleton. Shocked Faculty. A patriotic advertiser, usually advertises in the M.. kindly and most graciously seeks the patronage of the M. C. student body. My establishment is handy and at your service: near your beloved school. 118 XE3ft5 3Ra ft2£iE� ft a -SSLi5li£51J� � ?£3ESiCliSI3?5«5i®i College Pharmacy ELLIS W. JONES, Manager BRYN MAWR CHOCOLATES WATERMAN FOUNTAIN PENS EATON, CRANE ANI) PIKE STATIONERY NYALL REMEDIES ANSCO CAMERAS Your Prescriptions are Compounded by Registered Pharmacists. Meet Me at The College Pharmacy bana onst srar ara:gg;msrg:gra resora srra-STSBrBrrassra ra'srggneraar i is Tgranera firangrangansrarerg DON’T. Quarrel with Benny. Be skecrcd of Mis Slants. Stick your finger in nitric, acid to see if it is hot or cold. Chew gum while in room 53. Have lunch in your rooms. (In the dorm.) All be in on time in the morning: you might embarrass the teacher. Whisper in the library: talk out loud. Put electric wires tn your mouth to taste the current. The result might be quite shocking to you. Skate on the parlor floor. said Mrs. Lyon. It will cost me a dollar to have it waxed. Imitate lire Statue of Liberty by snapping your fingers. Cut your easy classes. Look at those naughty boys, girls. Think. Flirt with burglars. In the Dorm Victim (at table) : There is a hair in the honey. Waiter: “Oh; it's probably come otf the comb. 120 : '••• v •••• v • '••• •- ■ -• 5_ ••• '••• -••• •••■ V ••• v v’ v' v V v ’ NATIONAL LIFE INSURANCE CO. MONTPELIER, VERMONT An Kndowment Policy is the roof of the house that shelters the family. I he owner may creep under himself, if he lives to pay for it. LOOK AHEAD. Make provision for your dependents and for yourself. DO IT NOW! J. C. RARD1N, General Agent 1201-3 First National Bank Bldg. HUNTINGTON. W. VA. 22 !£ srst 2ST SSJiC srssss Sc SZ iTSc 3; j t Sii St iss Mrs. Syon commanded a negro chief to make romc noodle soup for lunch. How do you mnkc it? asked the cook. Don’t you know how- to make noodle soup? Use your head.” The good Samaritan recollect him. Who has taken his place, some say? The man who flops tire pancakes. Doin good turns every day. Miss Andrews: “Use ’laid’ correctly in a sentence. Taylor Walker: I laid in bed until ten o’clock. Miss Andrews: Correct use it in another sentence.” laylor Walker: I lard in bed until eleven o'clock.” CONNER The College (inwer THE PLACE TO GET GOOD EATS I !i Best Canned Goods. Fresh Produce « I M Comer Fifteenth Street and Third Avenue K fi HUNTINGTON..................WEST VIRGINIA I ? ------------------------------------------ HUTCHINSON LUMBER COMPANY := MANUFACTURERS Hardwood Lumber [ ROBSON-PRICHARD BUILDING f Huntington West Virginia THE FIRST MAN WHO ATE AT THE BUSY BEE IS STILL EATING THERE WHY? BECAUSE HE CAN GET WHAT HE WANTS. AND RELISHES WHAT HE GETS. EFFICIENT SERVICE TO ALL. THE BUSY BEE RESTAURANT BUSIER THAN BEES PAUL DOBER COMPANY Merchant Tailors CLOTHIERS, HATTERS AND GENTS’ FURNISHERS 328 NINTH STREET HAGAN COMPANY PLUMBING, HEATING, ROOFING SHEET METAL WORKERS 310 Eleventh Street Huntington, W. V«. Tasaaa a asaaia’ssssir srsrsra a a jrsnt a a as a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a rsa a amraram® aaaFi; m A shower hath for the Freshmen. Anti-fat- Miss Ball. Less hash—Dorm Girls. A cute Soph.—my size. Aubrey Bryan. A permit to dance—Lester Patterson. To know Spanish Hatfield. A Iroys’ Dorm. Someone to love—Robert Brinkcr. Graduatron—Red Copen. Someone not so slow—Virginia Hoff. Games with Morris Harvey. A football team. Less work to do—Everybody. “AA —Mr. Tabor. A library assistant with a heart. Mr. H. K. Brooks— Hippy Haptonstall. A Freshman claw meeting - Mirabilia Board. 122 WANTED: Some | l� ee to go; something to do New Students. A College Prom. Some live ones. A tomb stone for the German Club. A shave— Brinkcr. A bungalow; room for two”.—Lucy Calloway. Another girl J. J. Reich. A horse named Virgil for a certain Senior Latin student. A key to Benny's grin. Better service in the south parlor. A rat trap—Dorm gids. More to cat—Young Cobb. Another red sweater—Boh Smalcs. A cute little Freshman -Any Dorm Girl. Better attendance at Classical—Miss Johnson. A letter Mac Honakcr. A dance—Lucille Maicr. Another poodle dog Mrs. Haworth. Smaller feel—Harry Butler. A flag for our new pole. More knowledge—Freshmen. Civilian clothes—Gariy Eckard and Erville Sowaids. Children: not wooden blocks Miss Hackney. Thiity hours per day—Miiabilia Staff. A long. tall, slim fellow—Lora Kcsscl. Powder pulfs—Senior Gills. Society doings Junior Secondary. Moustache—Mr. Largent. Hair tonic—Mr. Grovi Good girlies—Mrs. Lyon. To have callers every night—Dorm Girls. Jokes and some more—Virginia Workman. An escape from the cradle.—Ruth Strohmeier. More ”AA and less flunks—Guess Who. A ladder to open the Agriculture Department—Mr. Groves. Mascot, none but best need apply Baseball Team. Larger student body- -All. Boys’ Gymnasium—Men of Tomorrow. Extra pairs of glasses, so as all the students may see straight —Mr. Franklin’s English Class. A classy girl”—Floyd Wilmoth. A rugged anatomy—Perry Duncan. To know the number of my chapel scat—Freshie. A tennis tournament—A Fan. School spirit and team support—Team. New ways to sing smiles- -E horbious Quartet. To giggle—A Soph Secondary. Students Assemblies Students. Acquiescence and tranquility—Bob Smales. A new Line—Brinker. Some one to love—Don McDonald. My Dadda Lucy Calloway. More Yells—Our Boys. New Navy Stories—Wilmoth. 153 A is (or all of us. the Senior Class. B is for Betty, Don's better half. C is for Cutting a thing wc don't do. D is for Davidson who likes to chew. E is for Echols, handsome and dark-eyed. F is for Frye, she's true and she's tried. G is for Gulic. quiet as a dove. H is for Haptonstall who is deeply in love. I is for Ina, with bright golden curls. J is for Jenkins who doesn't like girls. K is for Kcssels. Lora's the larger of the two. L is for Lillian Davis but Evans would do. M is for Miller. Myer, Mytinger and Meade. N is for Naughty, Don McDonald will lead. 0 is for Optomistic, the non-candidates. P is for Patton who Benny’s English hates Q is for Queer. Bob Senates, don’t you know. R is for Roxic. Alex B's her best beau. S is for Silas, that’s Tiny Pen’s name. T is for Taylor. A cad of great fame. U is for Ugly, no one in our bunch. V is for Velma, who in Virgil does stunts. W is for Whitney, you've read of the boy. X is for Xerxes, who lives at the Dorm. Y is for Yates. Walter Benton, s'il vous plait. Z is for Zeugma. Rennet 374. 2a. ZE JEhSSJUP' iSLB JSUS J8t R 8URJSUSUUUBU5 i8LJ8UBUR- s;g:gj5 3 ;g;£:gj jU5U£;3 ; :su5U5 ;5 5£ 3 Emmons-Hawkins Hardware do. BASEBALL GOODS. GUNS. FISHING TACKLE CUTLERY. GAS AND ELECTRIC CHANDELIERS. CABINET MANTELS. TILE HEARTHS. STOVES AND KITCHEN UTENSILS. Huntington - - West Virginia GO TO THE SQUARE DEAL SHOE SHOP For the Best Shoe Repairing with the Latest Improved Machinery WORK CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED AND DONE WHEN PROMISED. PHONE 3261-x 320 TENTH ST. Huntington - - - West Virginia THE NEWSPAPER WITH A PUNCH THE ADVERTISER Huntington's Oldest and Foremost Newspaper DAILY AND SUNDAY MORNING The Advertiser give you the news when it is live on the day it happens. Member A. B. C. I)R. J. L. McCLUNG Dentist Fifteen years experience. First class work at reasonable prices. Nitrous Oxide and Oxygen given for painless extraction. 808 Fourth Avenue. Phone 103. Res. 1901 12th Ave. Phone 2952. Huntington West Virginia MISS A. MARTIN CUT FLOWERS. PLANTS AND DESIGNS. CUT FLOWERS A SPECIALTY We will gladly take care of any orders from Marshall College. 314 TENTH STREET PHONE 74 rararam as sms ams Karasas Karas Kasamas asasas ssra as arar as asar as as as KsmamarKK Kama® a s Karas kkkkkks 12 WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF Wc had a football team? Wc had once again 2.000 students? Boys didn't have to leave the Dorm at 10 P. M.? Everybody was on time at 8 o’clock classes? A flag floated from our new ag pole? Rats ceased to promenade in the Dorm? Boys had a Dorm? Girls could yell at the games? Wc had no afternoon classes? We could sleep all day Sunday? Town students would attend Classical ? More science were taught? Boys didn't take toothache every time they were on a program ? We had physical culture for boys? Freshmen had class meetings? Mirabilia board could put out a better book? We all owned beech trees? Everybody was on the good side of John ? Freshmen were endowed with knowledge? Senior Secondaries could decide whether they arc better looking than their picture? Rag poles did not have ''skeleton's” for adornment? tic TO BENNY When he reads ihem out to us We were inclined to fall And we raised a terribly noisy din For 'tis true that you and I Received a bolt from out the sky From our little cuts a graft grown sin The large number thirty-three And of days to make them up we had just ten But we did our task at last In a way c|uitc far from fast And we make the resolution Not Again.” It may be very, very nice To cyt his class, say once or twice For. we knew we could make it up to him (Or perhaps a little more) The future was to usa little dim. 25 K 25 25 H S 52535 S552535 5525 25JS 35 25 W8BHMUHBj£HHH@ i 3535253525252525252KA53525253525353535 3R353SLZ52535252535352525353525352F 252525552525252535 25 8bHJh4ft3R352525 2? 25 5? -v-' 2525.” ••THE ROSE SHOP WANTS TO SEE YOU The Rose Shop THE HOME OF TAILORED TO ACCENTUATE THE CHARM OF YOUTH -- FASHION S MORE DISTINCTIVE MODELS - 314 Ninth Street The Shop of Youth AT THE “FASHION” EXTRAORDINARY SAVING ON Wearing Apparel and Millinery DURING JUNE, 1919 FIELDS’ RELIABLE STORE 645-47 THIRD AVENUE WATTS, RITTER COMPANY THE HOUSE THAT DOES THINGS WHOLESALE DRY GOODS, NOTIONS. MEN S FURNISHINGS, FLOOR COVERINGS, ETC. HUNTINGTON...............WEST VIRGINIA West Virginia Sanitary Plumbing Co. PLUMBING AND HEATING CONTRACTORS 419 Eleventh Street Phone 70 HUNTINGTON. WEST VIRGINIA WHAT MAKES US TALK SO MUCH ABOUT WALKOVERS WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WALKOVER BOOT SHOP 935 THIRD AVENUE : rtt'Srxtttt TZtt-srsrarararsi-siirarsrsra:srarfirsrssssrs sssrsrsrsrsra:si ar-sr 3s starssarsrsra; stars . 12: HAVE YOU Miss Johnson's “Chuckle.” Davidson's “Friendly chatter. Lucille Maier’s Oh Hen. Brinkcr's Er-Er-Er.” Mitchell's Lost Chord.” Miss Hackney’s “Manners. Mrs. Lyon's Stately walk. J. J. Reich's Reciprocal. Huntington's Flu. Red Copen's “Industrious habit of studv. Carl Meyer’s Dry Nature. Bromley York's Girl Craze. Freshman's Cuteness. Bob Smaxles' Red Sweater. Floyd Wilmouth's Navy Fish Stories. Ervillc Soward's Brilliancy. Lucille Todd’s Bobbed Hair. Mrs. Myer’s Silence. 128 CAUGHT IT? WHAT? The Senior’ Dignity. Wall’ Early rising. The Soph ’ Speed. Miss Stallitaker's Infantile Millieur. The Freshman’ Humor. Patterson’s Diabolical Acid. Mr. Wylie's Distance. Virginia Hoff's Snap Shots. Mis McGregor's Magic Touch. The Janitor’s Crankiness. Cobb's Ability to Eat Beans. Marshall's School spirit. Bryan’s Ability to Sleep in Class. Lucy's Library Order???? The Library’s Bell. The Dorm's Spirit. Mr . Haworth's Poodle Dog. Miss Allen’s Friendly smile. Cobb’s Good Morning. FLOW E R S FOR THF. SWEET GIRL GRADUATE SAY IT WITH IXOWERS J.W. DUDLEY SONS CO. 943 FOURTH AVENUE PHONE 999 THE YOUNG FELLOWS who want toincthing beside economy in clothe will find in Our Clothe all the nap. iyle. vigor and good look that belong in suit for young men plus value in quality and reasonableness in price. And a for Hat we don't take a back scat for anbody—you’ll find exactly the lyli h style you want, and at the right price. BROH CLOTHING COMPANY 901 THIRD AVENUE HUNTINGTON, W. VA. THE FREDERICK PHARMACY FREDERICK HOTEL BUILDING Huntington West Virginia C. M. WALLACE Jewelry AT 923 THIRD AVENUE SINCE 1893 THE THOMAS STUDIO PHOTOGRAPHY Kodak Einishing PERSONAL SERVICE 1042 FOURTH AVENUE Phone 447 HUNTINGTON - WEST VIRGINIA ..jfErfirsEsranannr srsz'aneraz ss S2 52 s f srsssr aiws issner srs: a -a as: a ssrsm as-aaras a aorsx arTonoras aa sssa 12 IBg gjg angnananoraBTangnifg sv. a a raacEancDaaa Heaiiraara □□□□□□□□□CTDD(=Z3nCZnD SCHOOL ALPHABET A is for Alex, who makes all the noise. B is for Bryan who shoots crap with the boys. C is for Carter whose smile makes us cry. D is for Durca whose words make us cry. E is for Echard who sailory looks. F is for Farewell who flirts with the books. H is for Houchins who flirts with the crooks. I is for Ina who is. looking for Bob. J is for Jerome who the cradle docs rob. K is for Kenny whose stature is small. L is for Lester who for the ladies doth fall. M is for Moorhouse whose dancing is just right. N is for Nash who stays out all night. 0 is for Labor a Junior’s right name. P is for Perry who has such fine hair. Q is for Quescnberry who southward did go. R is for Rieche who makes such a big show. S is for Strohmcier who vampirhly looks T is for Taylor who is classed with the crooks. U is for Unique which gives us a blow. V is for Verlander whose good attendance does show W is for Weller whose weight no one knows. X is for Excellency which every one shows. Y is for Yates whom every one knows. Z is for Zip who got mud on his clothes. no isiszmzsw it n rMfflHW FSMM’a' F7} To the (College Students: We are pleased lo announce that we are better prepared to fill the demands of the College Students than ever before. Stylish and Dependable Clothes for Gentlemen. Indies. Youths, and Misses, of Individuality and Cheapness. -:- 4iA Dollar Saved is a Dollar Earned Nice, clean, attractive line of Gent'emen’s Ladies', and Misses’ Furnishings of up-to-date types; at prices, too. that will make you smile. Gentlemen’s. 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None but the brave deserve the fair, Floyd Wilmouth. She is of stature somewhat low. Lucille Todd. A minister, but still a man. Murvin Durea. And from that luckless hour, my tyrant fair has led and turned me by a single hair, Kenton Taylor. For I am not so old and not so plain and I'm quite prepared to marry. Boylen. Haste is of the devil. Lucy Calloway. A mother's pride, a father's joy. Brinkcr. He hath a lean and hungry look. Walls. 1 never yet saw man. Miss Staats. Memory is fickle—trust her not but rely upon a pony. I’m small but I have mighty big ways. Tabor. Little thoughts expostulated in ponderous phrases sound like fire-crackers set off in an empty barrel. Smales. Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing. Deacon Frasure. Yes. what I love determines how I love. Virginia Hoff. No man wants more and gets less than I. Whitney. Won't you be my sweetheart?- Brinkcr. Who is he?—Virginia Workman. What a fine man hath your tailor made of you! Carl Myers. I to myself, I am dearer than a friend. Elizabeth Carter. His work is warrant for his welcome, Mr. Ijirgent. I am what I am. Elizabeth Mytinger. Oh. what noble minds are here. Mirabilia Board. Work may be the greatest gift of God to man but it gets stale with me. Red Copen. 132 If I had to do it over again. I'd rather be bora rich than pretty. Perry Duncan. What’ in a name?—Ruby Kaiser. So womanly, so being and meek. Don McDonald. She is pretty to walk with. And witty to talk with. And pleas-and. too to think on. I-eona Moonehouse. Shall I waste in despair. Die. because a Woman's fair?— J. J. Reich. Modern French Translation— J. J. Reich in French Class—Vile! Votre chapeau. Your life or your hat! Lucile M. What do you suppose Ed meant by sending me these flowers? He-Hc probably meant to imply that you were a dead one. Prof. Booth. What is a screw? Booth—A piece of iron with wrinkles on it. Why Julia, what’re you looking through all those war records for? J. 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