Marshall University - Chief Justice Yearbook (Huntington, WV)

Text from Pages 1 - 200 of the 1918 volume:

ahr ifltrahUia Hnhtmr u ynblitttfrft by alir 3Jimiiirs «f fHursljall CCnlirnr Unut'Urttim. HI rat lla. 1U1B 0riHratimt an thr maim ilranr IJnuun fttru. £tuhrutr anh (Ornhuatrn nf iflarshall (Cnllrur. uihn no miblji haur atiBiurrrh ehr Call nf Ormnrraru auh iSuiuamly. aub mbnnr |jalrinltmu nub Drnntinu illrrit rurry Honor that rail hr brntnuirh upon thrui. uir, tin iuttinrti nf Hlariihall Cnllryr tommily Orhtratr thin, thr Sutith Unlumr nf thr ifltrahilia. “WITH THE COLORS” •' 'KKIt.MA.N. HENRY A AI� A M S. NORTON A I,Fo|{| i, XV. J. iLXKKIt. KlMiAlt XI RALHWIN. ('HAS, P-A I.I.AIiI•. SIIBUMAN ItBITIItlNC. KAYXIoNH ItLACKWOoH. OXX'KN IH'CKNEK. M« VK. CALLAHAN IKSKK JI'I.IAN CAl.LAKIi. CARL CAl.LAKIi. Col.IN 'ALLISON MAYXV.VItO C.XXIPIIKLL. IIKKHKKT CAXIPIIELI.. 4 KAY I'AUII. H.-WITT. chambers. ccsii « (HIK. FRENCH COKItl.Y. JOE CORNWELL. HON CRAIC. J. S. CHARY. HERMAN I.. CC.NIHKK. XV.M. ISAAC i IITIS, .1' 11N M I'AVISSON. IICCII M, HEAR LIEN. STEKI.INC .1. I i-:icKysi11uk. ciias. HII.I.K. CIIAS, A. HORSEY. llANIKI. XI IM� ss. IIAKX'KX' HOCCIIERTY. IH'NCAN IH'.NN. XVM. S. ENOCHS. JOHN ENSICN. KI.Y Kl’l.INC. I'KKCY KAHKI.Y. 8IDNBI KAKMKK. JOHN l . KKItCI So.N. AKTIICK KKItCI SO.N. I_ J. FEKOISoN. SAM. J. FEKKEI.U HICIIAKO FOSTER. XVM. HEWER Kit A.Ml TON. CIIAS, K. OAKKKH. VINSON CAItICKTT. KltKI CACTI Kit. CI.ACHK V. liKKIACH. HAItllY CKTIIKIK. IIKItllKIIT i; IIAOAN. JI'I.IAN ILXKIUlCIt, ItltYAN IIAItltlSoN. IIKItllKItr ir.XTCII JA.XIKS llATKIKI.Ii. XX'HIT 11.XXV KINS. I Mi.N IIAY'SI.II . KOXVI.N II XX SI.II'. I.KI.ANIi IIKIISKY. KEN I! HIM.. XV. ItoXVI.ANIi •HOI I.KS. I’.KK HOKK. HWICHT M. lloKK. ANIHtKXV It. llOLLANHSWoKTIL IVAN III KKMAN. AI.ON .o ISAIIKU lltVINC I.. JONES. MACON JONES, ICICII Alt I • S. KAY. ItollT. II. C. KimiNTE. I' l� . I .AKIN. CHARLEY YoltK I .AM IIEItT. IIKNKY S I.KK. It.XYMONIl I.KONIIAItT. JAMES C. LESTER. CI.YOK I. LOWRY. KI.MEIt KitANCIS I.YONS. J. XV. I.YON. CEO. XI. XlrCCTCHKON. HAM 01.1-11 XIAItSII. 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II. ci.xitKNCK XX'ATTERS. Ill CII XVKLTNEIt. EREIi P. XX'KST. CEO. Pit AN KLIN WHEAT. CIIAS. XV. XX III ELI o.N. IIAROI.H WllJ'O.NEN. MAX XV. XVII.KINSoN. EARL XV11 _SO . XI INTER XXTI.I.IAMS, AI.X'IS XX'H.I.IAXIS XVM. XIILRCRN XVINCBT. WALTER XX'INTER, coltltix K. XVLNTERS. ERNEST E. XX'ISEL ('HAS. XVXI XVOI.COTT. ItX'RON A. WORKMAN. lllt.XItLEY J. XVooHS. CI.Eo XV( Mil IS. KYLE XVKICIIT. CIIAS. S. XVRICIIT. JI'I.IAN XI. YKACER. RALPH A YoltK. JOHN Y. Vol'NC. HARRY K. Rtil (Tim N'nix' orcfoorb 311 i« fuitli feeling of honest pribe that for submit this, the ninth hoiumr of the jHirahilia. to your inspection nub criticism. Ehr eiglit prrbious bolumrs habr srt a high mark, one to Uihich toe can scarcely hope to attain, for the task of publishing the 1918 jHirahilia lias been no slight one; many great obstacles, such, perhaps, as babr roufroutrb no oilier JHirabilia staff, babr been obcrcomr; ambitions babe been most bisrouraging. but itiith the loyal anb untuabering support of the stnbents anb faculty, the task has been finisbeb. anb tue inbite yon to proceeb, humbly asking your forbearance totnarb the many faults that so plainly manifest them-selbrs in this little bolnme. 5 1 (). I. W’nomj'.v I’risiilnil A11 lion Colkvo. A. H. ('ohiinliin I'nivi-rxitv. A. M. II) III H 'KKIKT l). I.K .InilX-oV fsitirt Di'liison, A. I!. ■I. M. I.kCato Af rictillurt ami Ii'ilw y I'liiwrsity of Mii’liijtaii. A. It. (’nivpptily of Illinois. A. M. u w L DiXoox hilkimli(t Marietta Collar, . II. Okii: S. Wiiitakwi Domrttic Science ami Art Student Teachers' College. Columbia University Gradual!' Georgia Normal an.l Industrial College I.irrm: K. •Ih.s'niniis Secretory Wnl Virginia I'nivenuty OlJJ StKVKXSOX (ItriuoN unit French Northwestern I'nivewity, A. M.: A. M. I’niverxity of Marburg nud Merlin. (lerinany W. A I’iiium Mon mil Traiuiuy C. K. IIawortii I.Hr rut nr Colgate I’niverxily, A. It.; A. M. bti'KK Fay Haworth Voter Private Mlinly II. It. S11HT.KY Dirtelor of ,1 thirties 11 ml I'htffit'll Training Maryland Stale I’nivorsity of Illinois Mrs. Naomi Kvianm-History ami Economics Iniversity of Chicago, I’ll. It. I'niversitv of Sariwnne. France K. .1. IaAROKNT History West Virginia I'nivondty. A. It. E. K. Mykkk Draiciny ami Art Pittsburg; Cincinnati; Harvard II II. J. Wiim: Chemistry .Maryland State, It. S. Miij'Ukd .McGkomii: Piano Mas. Pm rrntb .Jackson Pakkkk lie vieu- Work Annk Wasiiinoton Kavnok French nmi Spanish I'niv« rsity of Chicago, l'li. It. Oka It. Staats Treasurer- Registrar M Mtv L. Dosmjvos lliology Motllll Holyoke College. A. B. Mks. IIakkiet Lyon Supervisor of Model School and Observation Kd inborn State Normal Training School. It. K.I.; M. Bd. Interstate School of Methods •Ions K. Norman Chrmislry Ohio State, It. S. :c SIX-YKAIt SKNIOKS ■i 17 Senior Class History and Officers OFNCKHS: Treasurer Colors............Blue and (!ou� Flower ................Sweet I’ka I.TIKH'CII the '17 Class graduated since the beginning of the war. the IS Cla is the tir� l class to finish with war conditions during all of its senior year. Kven our •lit was taken from us on the first of April, when he left for Camp las . 11 euro, it may lie rolled the first war class. When we graduated from the secondary course, there were morr Ikivs than girls; hut many of our class are in the service, either here or in France, making our tniinher of Ikivs only six. We think, however, llial they make lip in |iiulity what tiny lack in quantity. Our class has done its “hit” here in school, as the V. M. C. A. fund and lied Cross records will show. We did not start out to Ik1 a war das when we came from country, town, and city of our State to make the Freshman Class of 1912. All the war we knew was carried on between ourselves and the upper classmen. We were itikkI warriors even then, and showed we were not to Ik imposed upon. As the green-ness wore off. we In-gnu to “pick on” the incoming Fresides of later years, ami the “hill-billies” who lists I to invade our terri-lories for the spring term, lint years brought learning and discretion and we licg.in to find that there were a few things we did not know, and that possibly some of these “greenies. and surely some of the faculty, could tell its some of them. The seeondarv vears were great years. We grew I Kith in numbers ami knowledge. ami at last attained our reward in dune, 1916. Our guide through the secondary course was truly “a gift of the gods. for who hits not felt the influence and inspiration of Miss Johnson! She is a teacher, instructor and guide in the highest sense and is ever a friend to the student. In the college course, we have had two advisers: Miss Ktalnakcr lmiks after the credits of the Normal students and sees that they take micIi courses ns will make them the very lust teachers; Miss Hackney watches that the Academies do not waste their time in profitless studies which will not bring good credit at the higher institutions of learning. Outside of these more practical services, they both have ever lieen willing and anxious to do iis any service nr give any advice that would mean ............lent for iis in any line. The autumn of 1916 brought a great addition, even a mill tiplication. to our class, when high scIkkiIs ami other prep sehiKils of our State sent forward sons and daughters to swell our number. These new students brought with them “pep and industry, and we have made great records in scholarship and athletics. Those noted for scholarship, during our stay in these is SENIOR CLASS HISTORY-Continued “classic halU, ore too numerous to ni ntioii. and the “AA student are ever a modest lot: but athlete are far otherwise. Many of those who ' names are famous in the athletie Ion- of Marshall are from our class, anion).' these names are: The Workmans, liollinxworth, I toll Kay. The Knodes, K«l. Shepherd, Echols. McCarraher. Dorsey, Yeager. Our college years have l«een full of work with a much fun on the side as the low allows. Our fun has not been united through the class much, but our first Senior Day. on March 15. proved what fine folk we were; and we are resolved to have more class jollifications in the future. For though we fuss” a great deal about the deficiencies of our school and class, we have a real love for them and the greatest “knockers in our midst will have a feeling of .sorrow at leaving the old school. We have s|M ken much of athletes and warriors, but one of the most im|H rtant features of our class has been slighted. What's that? The girls of course. Don't you believe that they are important ? Ask any one who has noticed our course through the years. Ask the teachers under whom we have received instruction or those in the model school who have seen the way our Normal girls practice what has been “preached'' to them. Ask the fiances of over half a dozen who flash diamonds and fraternity pins. Ask those in charge of the Red Cross work-room where we have rolled interminable yards of gauze. Yon will find that the girls of our class an iui| ortant in the eyes of othcrx than themselves. Another prominent feature of our class activities is our class meetings. If you have never attended one of these affairs, vour education is not complete. They are all much alike. They an called in a gnat hurry to diseii'M some iiiqiortmit and pressing question. The question is discussed, pro and con, voted upon and accepted, amended, then rejected, and. finally put off until the next meeting. All this discussion and voting is held to the acromiianimrut of much chatter on irrevelant subjects, and much |K unding for onler. Those class meetings last and last until we are starved, and the luncheon Ml has rung; then some humane classmate rises and moves wc Ik adjourned. The his tors- will “follow suit” and close, likewise. Frances Oiu:kiioi.t . :k. I!itforian. I� Ci.vo IjRvtkt, Fort tiny. W. Va. 1’rr.tiilrnl Krotopkiun, 1‘rr.uiltnt 1', .1 . C. .1.. T-t ical Clyde hold ; n hi h place in all student activities, for he is trust worthy. capable, and industrious. To xiv tirandpa during school hours, or when he is smoothing the way for tiewildercd experimenter in physics lab. no one would ever think that he wasted any time on the jrirlx. hut he is never happier than when he is with “Helen. We appreciate his splendid ipinl-ities. and know that the nation will some day hear from him. Fpancis NV.wku . Chester, W. Va. Y. H. C. A., Story Trim’, I rlto Ti (in hi mu What is a ood s|K� rt T Well, Frances is one, fun-lovinjr. and de-pendahle. She is a tfood teacher, and one of the stars of the college French class, where she can |mr-lex-VOU ‘' with the ease of line Franeaiso. We think that she will he one of the host of trood teachers that our school has turned out, and we know that she will ever he busy, happy and cheerful. 20 IIkkma .Johnson. Kenovn. W. Vm. y n ( .1., Story Tfilin' Club ()no of tin friendliest mill most 11)veil girls in school, that's Henna. Every morning while she was in the lionnitory, we could hear her eheerv iood Morning. which brightened the day for everyone. She has won our love by her svin-pnthetic nature, for she l.anghs with the glad. And weeps with the sad. We most heartily wish her success wherever site may go. Sab Newman, Huntington. W. Va. President Story Tillin' Club. Y. 11’. C. A., Classical Well, Mae just loves to talk, and she always has something to say that is interesting to her hearers. She is one of the liest workers in school, being always ready to do what she is called ii|m� i to do. Mae is a very excellent student, and the star of the second year physics class, which is saying a good deal. We have not heard her latest decision as to what site intends to lie-come, hut an1 quite sure that she will lie happy and successful in whatever course she pursues. Ol OA Kesikr, Sistcntvillc. W. Va. y. W. c. A., story TtlltrtDtlia Pi Onmmo A bright, lovable girl is Olga, ever ready to laugh and having a genuine interest in everything around her. She is as happy and interested when working as when at leisure, and she certainly knows how to work. It is indeed a great privilege to hear her converse in ‘‘la belle laugue Francais , for she can speak that beautiful language to perfection. We think she will make a very excellent teacher, but she will surely not teach long, as she is so fond of the “boy” in her home town. Hons Roberts. Huntington, W. Va. This is a rather silent fellow until you know him; yet when among his close friends, he is jolly and entertaining. He came to Marshall from H. II. S., and during his two years here he has been a faithful loyal student. His specialty ia math and science. and he does his best work in these subjects. His classmates feel sure that there is a big position waiting for him. Leu a Robinson, Gary, W. Va. Y. W. C. A.. Della Pi Gamma It may be thin brillant senior doesn't like to laugh and have a good time, but it is our modest opinion that she does. However, she knows how to work, and han been one of the leaders in the Red Cross room. Her lessons are always prepared, a thing somewhat unusual these troublous times. May your life always be one of joy and sunshine, Mia. Marie Kriis, Huntington. W. Va. Story Tellers’ Club Bright, witty, and eapahle is Marie. Before becoming thoroughly acquainted with this worthy young lady, one might think her to be of a pessimistic disposition, but it’s all a mistake. She has a habit of saying funny things without knowing it, and she loves to argue. We predict for Marie a very successful future as a teacher, business woman or any other career she may choose. Lawrrnck McLain, Huntington. W. Va. Our simple words cannot expire. The high esteem and tendemesr With which we shall remember thee May joys be thine on land and sea. Urziila Coffman, Fort Spring. W. Va. y. W. C. A., Erosopkian Ursula is a girl of quiet disposi-itno, but well known to all. She is a girl of good common sense, and is skilled in the most useful arts of cooking and sewing. Although her ambition is to be a school teacher, we think she will make a better housekeeper for “John,” lucky fellow! (iood luck to you. Urzula. Frances Oiikkhoi.tzeh, Huntington, V. Vn. Siory Tellers’ Club How wo hnvc enjoyed having Francos as u classmate! Always witty ami good-humored! Always happy! Yet she never heoomos so absorbed in good times ns to forget her work. Her grades arc always good and she is a dependable worker in the Red Cross room. To us Frances seems an ideal type of a college girl. Here's to you from “18,” “K. Helen Wood, Kenova, V. Va. Story Tellers’ Club Although she has the reputation of being the most dignified member of the class, Helen always has a amile for everyone, whether in the classroom or not. Accordingly, she has won many friend here, and we are sure that her lovable nature will brighten her pathway all through life. The fact that she is an excellent student can be easily shown by the many AA’a on her card. Xkwu.w NVmexiiK««. Huntington. W. Va. Newman. sou of Will. is a jolly sjimmI follow, full of life him) Itunior. Wo have never learned how In- makes such good trnides when his afternoons are spent at the hank, ami society” elnims hi evenings. Nevertheless, he has shown s|xvijil talent nlonir several lilies, one of which has ttecn Irani-injr rolleire Fmieli hy inspiration. He has. during the year •h,si';ii«s| « j.as eneine which lie claims will run. (We haven't time to argue with you. Witt.) Ilu.is Bi.ackw.« i . Huntington. W. Va. This is the lathy of our claws; she is just a little girl yet. Ijist year she graduated in the aeadeniie course, ami this year site has tried her luck in the normal course. We ran t imagine Helen as a teacher, for she is very fornl of giggling ami «if jr � tinsr into mischief. Yet she is a eapahle girl, ami we feel sure that she will lie successful in any work she undertakes. Sti:i.i.a Hai mow lirainwell. V. V«. V. W. ('. A.. Story TellerClub. Della I‘I Gamma 1. v o of tile most loved ami highly (sirrmnl girls in .Marshall. Sin- has a happy. jolly disposition ami is very efficient in her work Stella is moih-s; and retiring, and oik sees very lilt If of her, except during class or in the lied Cross room. We suppose that she spend her span time writing to “Doe.” No matter whtlt course Stella pur sues in life, our hopes are for a long life full of happiness and prosperity. is.ts Ki.ix .ino, Huntington. W. Va. Did von ever sec a girl who va never known to frownW ell. hen’ is one! Iris always takes everything that conies with a smiling countenance, and the world ever has need of such optimists. Also, as a matter of course, site is a hard worker and efficient in all her studies. K very one loves Iris, and we all join in wishing that fortune will always be kind ami generous to her. art Ki gknk Huntington. W. Vn. “Gene” Ls nnolher memlier of the class who nunc to Marshall from the hs-ul high school. On account of his |tli« 1 manners, hi intellect uni abilities have not Ih'cii known to all: hut (iene can talk ami give lectures, too. “Ilcnny ’ (min.I it out a long time ago, ami for several months lie has liecn a very proficient hel|� or in shovin' that dreaded hlue pencil across our Knglish tlicnn-s. Annus Yatks. Huntington, Y. Ya. Classical Here is indeed a true rhihl of .Marshall! Annie has liecu a Mar-shall it. for just sixteen years; isn't that a record f As a classmate, she has ever lieen enthusiastic ami eager to do anythin for her class. She is an expert in preparing re-fr -slimcuts, which may | artly ae-roil lit for her | opulurity with the liovs. hut it is more than likely that the charm of her personality is re. sponsible for tiiis. M.uv Watts. Hnnlinyton, W. V«. Shir; Trltrr ’ Club Mary, who in known to nil the class ns “Ichie. rninc to its front llnntin-.'ton llitrli. Not only is she Kootl in Itoolc . es|«ecinlly Pmirli. ImiI also she stars in athletics in imirnil nml Iniskethnll in purlieu-Inr. Wr had nil lu� |n• I lo liml Ichie ' tcit liiiiyr in tin puldie schools Imt wr an afraid ho will turn to n ••Sycamore.” Makv Maoakkt Wm.i . Parkershuiy, W. Va. Herr is another ipiict. diitnitied • inilxT of tin Senior elans. Although sin- lias been in our midst loil n short titnr. Mnrvntvt has proved lirrsrlf n friend to nil. I.ilco ninny other people (Kissessinff jrrent iutrHrrts. she is very precise in her Mtswers and always open to movie lion alonu any line of thought. Mnrjrarrt Inis many talents, mid we predict for her u busy, luippy fu. tun , though we know it will not Im one of sini.de blessedness. I In.i:n Stkklb, KljHn. Illinois. Cfaxtienl. Erotophmn. Y. U C. A. This is Melon's lirsl year with ns. yet she Inis manifesto! an interest in all stiiilent activities worthy of the most experienced Mnrsballitc. She has more than her share of ]h(| , anil iloes not hesitate in sup |K� rtin iinylliini' Ihxt will help forward a worthy eanse. In addition, she is an expert kodak enthusiast anil an accomplished pianist. Our larst wishes follow yon wherever you may jjo, Helen. Makv Ankkom. Piiileu City, V. Va. V. If. V. .1.. Delta Pi Ctinuiia Mary lias been with us two years, and lias always Irrcu eflieicnt in her work. In addition to her selmol work, she has knit tail several sweaters for our hoys,” and lias lieen very kind in instructing the earnest hnt iniiiiitiateil in the art of knitlinj;. Mary has proved to Ik-a very aide teacher, and we predict that she will soon have } rcnt success idonjr this, one of the most useful limsi of human endeavor. Viola Mii.i.kr, K on reverie. V. Vn. Trrsidrut U (’. A.. Clastieal Stort Trllirx' Club (jllirlnffH ami dignity well lie-eome this member of the 'is das . She never mi-ion lo lie worried al all alioiit her lessons, hut As always have a prominent plats on her report eanl. Domcslie Seienee ami Art have lioen her s|� eeiallics. ami slie is well versed ill both. Oood luck to you, Viola. Our sincere wish is that you may lie as successful all through life as you have lieeii at dear old Marshall. Ohpiia Cakoi.ixk Knurl . New Haven, W. Va. Orpha ifrmluated from Pomeroy Ohio. Ilia'll School, hut she came tg 11s from Ohio State I’niversity. She has proved her worth not only in solving Trigonometry problems, hut also as assistant librarian. She is always in a hurry, ami usually wears a smile, except when in the Library, then she tries to act dipii-tied. Orpha thinks she will take a course in the supervision of ploy Itronmls. hut the Dorm jrirls doubt this. IitKXi: Watts. Huntington, W. V . V. M .1.. Story Trlhrx Club Here is n recently •.•aincd member of onr class, anil a very valuable one sin- is indeed. Irene is an all-around athlete, yet ihx-s not ney-leet Iter studies. Kspeeially does she show her brilliance in Knirlish. where she and .Mr. l-'ranklin always nifree Isanti fully (!). We feel sure that Irene leaves ns well equipped for any contest in the world. I.II.I.IAX WlUsOX. Huntington. W. Va. This is Lillies lirst year with 11s. hilt ill that time she has Iweomc ail indis]ieiisahle uieinlier of our class She has proved to la- a standby, foi she never fails to do what is asked or ex|wetisl of her. Her work in the Kill t'ross riMini has lieen COM-inendahle. She is all excellent student, as well as a good classmate, and is as | opiilar with the faculty as she is with her classmates. L � i (■I-Ativs St. xi.i:v. 11 lint inert on. V. V«. Who is th.ro nt Marshall who .loos not know this delightful little person ? Dainty, and elusive tilmlys reminds us of u gay hatter fly who. flitting along in an air nutnnor. toiiolios only the bright iiu.i happy spots of life. I lor .lis |M sition Inis won the iuliuir.it ion of all the teuohors an.l students. She has captured many hearts of the opposite sex. II :ij:n Kiiuuks. I’. H . .1.. Krmo) hMia The most studious srirl of tin olass of Is is piotur.'d here. She has never l� oen known to fool away her time, hut is always studying Her excellent grades show that het study is not in vain, either. Helen has lovely blue eyes which always have a smile in them. In fact, she is one of the prettiest girls in the flass of IS. We don’t know exactly what Helen wants to do. hut we think she will go on to college and soon lie a very learned woman. OLIVE mw mm knode McLAimiX Honrs, lluiiliiik'loii, IV, V«, When it comes to rlaw spirit or any oilier kind of pep, wo ojiii always lunik on Hew luivinjr mon than her full share. Tin amount of eneiyy alio develop when occasion doinnnd is simply astonwhinjr and this elmracteristic has Imvii of irivjit lirtirfit to tin class of 'IS, Here's to one ofoiirmost loyal and enthusiastic ineiiihoix. Dkwky McC'akk.mikk. I’hoonixvillo. I’ji. “Small, 1ml mighty. is his slogan. AihI vvi liml Ills wonls are true: I'or wo think I lint tlioro is nothing That hoVI hesitate to ilo. SENIOR DAY Of nil tlto days of this wonderful year, The Ides of Marrh was hy far most dear: Twenty-four girls in Green and White, With the Orange and Mine made a pretty sight; Aiul eight Senior lioys with green neekties. Wore the Orange and Blue its you may surmise, Making the tirst view of the kind this year. And no other scene could lie half so dear. This is not all of this wonderful day. At eight in the evening came the roundelay; Songs and dances and private ehnts. Games and “eats and all like that: Decoration and shamrocks, and numerous mints. Green and White iee cream are only hints; For too numerous arc the joys of that day To permit of detail, just let me say. Many remarks and glances passed. As the Seniors went from class to class; Kven the teachers did not disregard The harmonious effects of the Senior placard; Some granted privileges to the Class of IS. Others made holiday to honor the scene. Four hours were passed this Intppy way. By the Senior Class on its Senior Day. The girls and boys this life enjoyed While painting fond memories which will ne'er lie destroyed; For the joy in their hearts can not la expressed. Ami its lasting value can only lie guessed. You will never know just what did Unless you were in that ‘IS Class; But all tilings must end, so the poets say. And at last came the end of this wonderful way. But one great hour was yet to conic. That wonderful hour from twelve to one. On the eha|M'l stage the class did march Oil this long remembered Mi's of March. Songs were sung and dances danced. Stories were told and a leeture advance ]; The hour was a joy to be held most dear. But. alas! the photographer did not appear. At eleven o'clock good-nights were said. And then came the thoughts of off to lied. The girls from town, and the hoys of the clam Sought their homes with happy laughs; But when the Dorm girls to their rooms had departed. The havoc wrought there made some broken-hearted. But no one was hurt, no one deeply grieved. And all is now well, it is believed. Ct.vm: f . I.Ksrt’.K, 'Is. 2S Cl.YOK I . I.RSTRR, IS. Senior Secondary Class History and Officers OwiCHB: President...............................................Maurice Foote Vice-President..............................Cii.uncky Wright Secretary-Treasurer......................................Wii.ma Diriii. m X these day’s of making the world safe for and against the different “ocracica’’ and “isms,'' it seems trivial to write alxHit so painfully peaceful a thing as a Senior Class. Hut possibly with so much splendid material this history can he made to stand out from the everlasting succession of class histories which mar the |� agcs of a year Itook. I am not going to make von take m.v word for the perfection and excellence of this class, hut I'm going to give you the opinions of the great and near-great of Marshall College. l)r. llaworth. Marshall's excellent and far-famed literature instructor, says: “The boys with all their noise and all their joys yet have poise. The girls, ran pearls, with worlds of curls are fit for Karls. They’ve made quite a rep, hy the pep in their step: One must keep hep with the Seniors. Remark: “Doc may not Ik- a | oet hut he sure knows how to throw it. Mr. Wylie, Marshall's well known instructor in physics, scientifically remarks of the girls: They an gay As a ray Of sunshine in May, Oh Mr. Wylie! Of the boys: Their heads contain not a cavity They know spiviflc gravity They can weigh All the day So to say lint the very hardest part Is that the teachers have had to start To stay up nights Preparing for the next day. Miss Johnson, after paying tribute to the various ami many virtues of the class, adds that there were three things she knew the seniors could do: decline “anio: conjugate “Stellaand speak in the auditorium so they could be heard. Miss Hackney mathematically descril cd the symmetrical and geometrical charms of this class ami arrived at the algebraic conclusion that we would do. Others extended favorable criticism, but let it suffice to say that Mr. Franklin argued logically on the merits of the class for an hour. This ought to prove al solutely that this class has never had a rival in Marshall. Senior Secondary Class History-Continued itli tliis authority I ought to he aide to stump a corporation lawyer. Nevertheless. � few roiierrtc examples may help to illustrate our | cp, spire ami other elements essential to a perfect class, lasik up the records of footluill. basketball and basehall ami see how many of the stars were Seniors. .Mr. Shipley could not have gotten along without the Seniors. We also had a mini-1st of parties and hikes which gave the girls opportunity to prove themselves charming hostesses and the boys, excellent players of tucker, etc. The pep of the class certainly was in evidence at those |uirtics. In the tield of dramatics the Seniors scored. The play we gave was a great suecisj;. Why ? Because it was given by the Seniors. K very thing we do. we do well. These are just a few little things hut they may serve to illustrate that this class is one of action, not a grandmother's excuse. It has hern said that history repeats itself. An example of this truth is found in the histories of this class in its various stages. Kach history has I icon a vepitition of the preceding, each an account of tilings well done. In 1914 a bunch of green Presides entered Marshall. Yes. we were green, green and white through and through, hut we soon rubbed our green on some of more dignified standing; in other words, we made our mark. That green lias never rubbed otT and some still look at the Senior Class with green eves. Kvery year sinc e then we have made our mark and made our presence felt. As history has repeated itself in the j� ast. it will in the future. The different members of this class will go out on tlicir different missions to their various homes hut the world will hear of and honor each one because they will do things. The Seniors wish to express their gratitude to Miss DeNoon. who. as class officer. Inis so carefully guided and skillfully directed this class. No small share of the success attained by the class is due to her excellent guardianship and her reward will la the fruit she shall reap from the seeds she has sown. I'kkkv M. Df.N’CAX, Historian. 31 Mai-iuck I-Vkhk. Wheclinir, W. Va. Vicc-Prcsidf ut Classical. President Hroxo ihian Sheriff oik- of llu huxind student. in school. Hi wax on Hot li tin foot I Mill and Imskethall teams, having been captain of the former, lie is president of the Senior Class, president of the Athletic Association, a inemlier of the Miraltilia Hoard, and assistant I'. S. Marshall. Hut in spite of all the other affairs that claim Ins attention. Pooae is a good student. He is indeed one to claim the pride of .Marshall. Vi:ndki.i. Rkynoijw, Ilurrieaiie, W. Va, Classical. Kroxofthian “Hefty is a student that excels in his studies, especially in history. He may well l e called the Webster or Kurkc of our class, for he will arjrue all day to make you believe Mr. Reynolds, lie should make a rood lawyer, and the fact that he has been chosen to draw up the class “will shows his ;;rnwin): reputation nlonir that line. We feel safe ill pivdictiliK that the dome at Washington will rinir with his thrilling voice la-fore many years have [Missed. :« VlKlil.VM Rivmw, lliiiiliiiflm II', I’a, Slir Mlb III IriUlly, like the liWlf, Of cM,V� rlliDcn .1 1 1 utiM) •lien: .linlill iMM nf ilnrk mnlM'ht Uni In brri rfvml krtfl l Thiw niHlim'il to Inulml llfht IVliMi lirjivdi to ;miidi ijur drub M.u: M Lai giimn. Poiijflikdiwio, NVw York Krmphian,T. II. f. .1., I'lassical Hat off to Mac when it conic to dramatic or oratorical ability! She i also a master liaml al teimix ami other outdoor | ortx. The truth i we consider Mae about file ideal type of an all-around American jrirl. M tittle Boose, Ronceverte, W. Va. Wc don't know what Miss Boone wants to be. But this we know, she can brew tea. She's good at her lessons, yes Rood at them all. But she shines her best at a society ball. She has many friends and chums so dear. Who hope to see her here next year. Hkmecca Lewis, McAlpin, W. Va. All who Joy wmihl win. must share It: whs born n twin. Rebecca long ago must have learned this strange saying for she is the essence of joy. Big hearted, sympathetic and unselfish, she stands out quite prominently in the Senior class. When it comes to arranging for n hike or party, here is one girl upon whom you can depend to make the affair a success. Winsome and attractive, coupled with her success as a domestic science student, the man who wins her can consider himself lucky. Tet: v DfsCAN, Huntington, V. V� . Hm is one of the youngcM members of the Senior Class, and also one of its best students. It might be said that he is the Raphael of the class, since every Mirabilia published since his entrance at Marshall has been largely Ulus-trated by his drawings. He has been Art Editor of both the 1917 and 1918 Mir bilia. However, his main delight is arguing with Mr. Franklin. Carl Pkttrv, Colcord. W. Va. “Thy BOdNty a candle to thy merit.” Here is one of the Seniors' three letter men in athletics, football, baseball, and basketball. The outstanding feature of Carl’s career as an athlete is his consistency in all three sports and at all times. You can always count on Carl giv-ing all there is in him. A natural athlete, he loves the game. He is of the quiet unassuming type and has his full share of admirers. Further. he is a good student. He has never expressed his future desires, nevertheless success is sure to meet him. 33 Benjamin Howard Pettry, Col cord. W. Va. President Clctncal, Reporter Ath-Uti AssoeiatioH This young man is Ike epitome of all that is cheerful and good-natured. Nearly every morning he fill the hall with the melodious strains of such masterpieces ns the “Old Time Religion,” or “I Wish I Was Back on Paint Creek,” etc. A reward is hereby offered to anyone who can prove that he has never missed a game played on the Marshall field, or even a pep meeting since his entrance here. Howard Skdinger, Guyandotte. W. Va. Then- was it youn man from Huyan-dot to. Who nserl to play l all mi a vacant lot: Ami illil It so well as we're heard tell. He's the I test iwtclier now Marshall's Kill. In chemistry he plays many tricks. Anil mixes thlnit that Just won't mix: O'er Ills ( a He does plnel?) this star of cur nine. And we hi-iie he won't iwt more than six. 31 Mary Burnside, Pt. Pleasant, V. Va. y. IV. C. A.. Classical T • ih? limn ami Wh't she’ll e’er Ik-true. Anil we llllnk |K-rh«lM In n not her White too: of roume you know of whom we I ell. I’rliKS-K (iolileii 1-ock . you know her well. In iihyxk-s she uhliiw. niuI hUo In art. Ami fiw her KiuriMi warms |K or llrmiy's heart. And when from Mnrxlinll slie makes her xtiirt. We’re sun- In life she’ll win n kwh |mrt. Ai.hkkta Kbsskl, Kcuiiii. W. V«. F.routphmu. V. IV. C. A., Classical Alberta is one of our most studious classmates. There is no task too great or none too small for her to •’tackle.' She contemplated teaching as a profession, but if the war does not prove disastrous, we think, from the ring on her finger, that her career in that line will be short. I.KONA MoKKIIOOK. Huntington. W. Va. “On with ilu' ilanve! let joy be unroll fined.” Here i n irl who has won ninny � n admirer llironuli her graceful dancing. Beautiful, vivacious with always a sweet smile, ninny lire the hearts Unit lieat faster when she is present. And by no menus lire these alone her accomplish-mentis. A stood student, she stands out prominently through her know, ledge of (ierman. A future life of happiness awn its our Terjisiohore. Nm.i.ii: Cori.Tin: V(n , Keiiovn. W. Va. You may Ihlnk t’tstlflec a r.nlier «H name. Itm tlll It mam In for it share of fame; Slw' a very ifi «l student ah ns all line . And will ever !«• liuppy. « r so say the 4ns Tliete i no Ion Unit she’ll make for If anyone could, we'd ay I'lsiltke Wood. I'.vmatfox. liuutiiipton, W. Va. Ain ! ihc Impuf women! U I known. T n lowly ami n fearful itiliur. Altlioiik'li il I In iborr vomr shows. la-slcr mny( t waste a jirvat deal of valuable linn with the fair sex. yet lie hy no means m-rlcet the less ini|K rtnnt things of school life, for exit tuple, his sttnlios. This year he Inis starred in physics, and we predict that he will one day liecoino a gn-al scientist. I.uek to yon in till thintrs. I .ester. Ot.Yi r llox ti, Belleville. W. Va. I'rft. Y. M. f ,1.. Trm . Clauirtit, Erotophittu, V. l'nx. A. .1. lien indeed is the ideal type of American manhood. An excellent athlete, captain of the next footlmll team; lie i also one of the most reliable and consistent supporters of all the student activities. In Ids stay at Marshall he has made n record of w hich any one iiiight well la proud. We an sun that for a man of Clyde type then can In nothing but the la-st of success in the world. llroiii.KV York. Huntington. W. V«. The itiai l«-i|iin -y of our impowr-ished verbiage. when eonfrontnl v-'lh the Ifo:«tili T) and appalling j)iHKs|KH-t of •laguermtfypinj: tbi grnmliloipieiit coagulation of metaphors ami excroseencies, trams-eemls tin hitherto niicom|uer«l eapnbilities situated within 'hr enormous coniines of our cerebral fastness. In the first plain', lie has ai theory when not in Franklin room. Secondly. he has a talent: lie speaks Fmieh with Mrs. fiver-ett. What more eoiihl he want f Ciiai ri v Wkksiit. Cervslo. W. Va. Cltisxii ill A orlation Tilers- l a young man inmusl Writ-lit. In elH-liiU|r Im- � !� •' sou I-riglit : In KnglUli lie's K s� l. M. we’ve iimler. rtiinl, Km In KretH-h lie sluwv tits great might. A scientist we're sun- he'll he. rules in- rnn« ntr to mii. Ami If lw- t.«-« this. Twill 11-a I - anils. K..r lie'll then t«. a ship Wright � u -s'. (’AROIAN KKNXKR, IIiiiiliiiKton. V. ’a. All lions'll generally considered .1 modest n:n| unassuming jrirl. nevertheless. she has made a coiisisli'iilly kooiI record for attendance .iikI scholarship. 11 is upon such students as this that the soli-ilarity of the class and school greatly depend. Judging from her accomplishments here, we have not the slighti-st doilhls hilt that she will certainly sneered. JK SIK IhMI.KV. Huntington. V. Va. •Tell Ble. Is sis- IK4 ili- liSllc«l, The erll|i ’ a I el iflorv of her kiml V Whoever claims lo have seen a frown on this fair hrow must l e cross CVed. She thinks she will heroine a teacher, hut her baby curls, formerly known as “beau-cat idlers, will prolmbly deny her Hint pleasure. Indeed, if there were inure like her. the world would have fewer luichclors. MARGARET HURT RETHA MYERS MATSON PARSONS Caul Wkihkk, Iluntinirtoit. W. Va. Thl !«• ■ I ki-.ii a a nin.r. lli'V nlu-ays •ulliiu. ymi • •: llr •Vut lil Kri-in-h mill KiiuIIkIi aihI i vo� i lil r-liemltmv . An l loo. Ii -' |iill - ii rhnnflfi-iir Win'll lium|ilns iiIm'HI Iii lil Korilii AihI IIh- rsillli'-ln| -ln| of lln iiisflM'. In lil liinrt Mrlki a marry almnl. Wnimi Xnvmv hm :, (Vmlo, IV, V«, uIjiiirfi Mli'Ti Ihrn ’ fim, I cviihIIiI trhfrr he nu. Hill iMilt Ihr hii.vh of •’•� ! l« urn Ihcnii'is h ilrlMist mitliv tor, Mir; pastor of llio M. K. Clmhcs hi (Vmlo hihI Kciiovii, Hr is Miioaiinjr liiniHi'lf that In miv lirtlfr umlmliiiiil jiihI r • jmixid (iftIV milk Hi' tmir poinf htk Iwn fill iKTHpft'livc if lb inrim'lilr ! .Hr,,livers, ilentlniv, ami Emrlwh. •i SENIOR SECONDARY ILL E, the Senior Secondary Class of Marshall College, a State Normal School, located in the City of Huntington, I County of Cabell, State of West Virginia, Mug of tiiiml and disposing memory, and realizing that we must soon leave the sheltering arms of dear old Marshall to pursue our education in higher institutions of learning or to take upon ourselves the duties of our chosen occupation , do make this, our last will and testament. We give, devise, and iN-ipicath our class properly, characteristic . and spirit, as follows: To our beloved schoolmate, friend and companion in adversity. (especially if there In a fracas at hand) Mr. la-slie lleck, we do laspo-ath the marvelous brilliance of our In-loved classmate, companion, and friend, Mr. Perry Duncan. Let it not In- understood, however, that we wish to insinuate by this Itcqiicst that the said Mr. lleck is. in any way. lackin' in mental ability, but that we take the attitude that “To him that hath shall Ik-given. To our honored and distinguished friend ami sister. Miss I.ora Kcssol, who is so well known by the ability with which she executes the duties of her office, the presidency of the Sophomore Class, we do Mpicjith the graceful dancing of our popular friend and classmate. Mis. la-oita Moorrhnnse. To the Moved, honored, and revei-ed preceptress, Mrs. Harriet Lyon, we wish to bequeath the good-natured “line of our noted classmate. Mr. A. M. Foosc. We do this, not because we Itelicve the l eloved Mrs. Lyon to In- lacking in the ability of clearly expressing herself.—for the Dorm girls can give ample proof that she can make herself understood hut because we realize with what difficulty she can persuade the young ladies of the Dorm to w-e things in tin- right light Now if she hut had the famous •‘line that so strongly characterizes Mr. Foose, all that would he necessary when the fair maidens came with a request that could not In- granted, would lie to press the button that starts the “line, and the wish would vanish like magic, while the unsuspecting girls would listen in dumb amazement. To our la-loved instructor, tin- one who is ever present to present his difficult task, and who is ever anxious to hold his students up to receive the derision of the class, to honorable Mr. W. II. Franklin, we wish to affectionately bequeath Mr. Howard IVlly’s Imldiinss with tin- ladies. It is indeed with sjiii- tropidation that we put such a powerful wea|R-n in the said Mr. Franklin's bands, but we know of no one who has greater need of the altove characteristic, for it seems that hi appitile suffers severely from tho proximity of so many charming maidens in the Dorm, owing to his extreme modesty and bashful-ness. SKMOK SECONDARY To o� r p«li« iit. systematic, and deserving librarian. Mrs. KlizaMli Myers, we wish to leave a liberal share of our blessings. We an aware of the fuel that she has. for many years. Iieen the patient and able instructor of library citquette: we also realize that, to Im an efficient teacher of this art. one must 1m- able to clear his voice distinctly, to snap bis fingers sharply. ° ring the Im-II clearly, and to read a newspaper and at the same time see through it vividly. Therefore, every memlter of the Senior Secondary Class wishes to dedicate his voicj , fingers, and eyes to this worthy cause, by las|iicathing them to this beloved representative of the noble art. Now we have but one more object to devise. With our dearly beloved President of Marshall College we wish to leave an enduring memory of our class. We wish him to remember that the boys of nur class have ever been faithful in their attendance at chapel; that when they whispered in chapel, and lie asked them to call at the office and explain their conversation, they did so immediately; that they have dutifully refrained from smoking in the basement; that, when they were not in class, they were in the library or study ball; that, whenever a member of the faculty sent one of them to the office, they accepted their reprimand docilely; in fact, we would have him remember that every one of us has kepi the “few simple roles' to the best of his ability. Now in order that our In-loved president may not forget the Class of 'IS, we deem it wise to leave some reminder of our past olios lienee. ILL—Conti i f.d For nearly four years now, the (ionium soldiers have lieen devastating Kuro| c. bringing want, sorrow, an.I destruction wheivever they have shown litoir hideous faces. When at last the murderous rare of the pertiilious Hun is mn. ami their inimical Icailcr is deposed, the Senior Secondary Clew is ;roin r to ask that they Ik- allowed to dispose of him. And when their request is granted, what do you suppose they are going to do with hiint Why. don’t you understand f We are going to -rive him. body and all to mir Iteloveil president. So now, dear recipient of our grace, he is yours, iimstaehe. withered arm, iiisidioiisn -ss. purple rol� e. and all. l)o with him ns you wish, but we r.u gest that he In- placed on exhibition ax a warning to ail autocrats, at !io:ue and abroad. We appoint our beloved sou. the Junior Secondary Cl � sx of Mnrsludl College, our next in line as aforesaid, executor of this, our last will and testament, anti direct that lie shall serve without bond, which we know him to lx- unable to furnish anyway. In witness whereof, we have signed, scaled, acknowledged, published, anti declared this instrument as ami for our last will r.‘ d testament, in tlu- City of Huntington. County of Caliell. State of West Virginia, this twenty-ninth day of March, one thousand nine hundred and eighteen. (Si-nod) Tut: Sr.Nioit SmiNtMKY Cms-x or M.mtsiiai.i. Coi.i.cuk, IV-r Jknk Jknkins. SKMOH SECONDARY PROPHECY 1 U wivks the organization editor of tin' .Virnbilia had I ecu hounding nu' to give lu r the prophecy. Oh. why! n!i, why ! had I. who niiiul wan as barren of imagination as a cornfield after a cyclone. been chosen to write so important a document 1 Kate had surely stnileil darkly on me ami the class when I was award ! that privilege. Waking ami sleeping I saw always that one word prophecy.” In desperation one bright spring day, I seized paper and peneil ami set myself to my task. The day was one that could have inspired the Sphinx, hut unhappily l wasn't the Sphinx, and my spirit refused to soar. After staring for an hour at the blank sheet. I threw down my IH'iicil in disgust. I'll read awhile, thought I. Then |M rhaps I'll ho in a more ethereal mooil. So snatching up a copy of the l.ittlr l.nmr Print , which I l ad lieen reading. I ran to the river hank and rented myself on a bench sheltered by an old apple tret . I opeiietl my hook ami began to read the chapter in which the prince is given a magic travelling cloak by his fairy godmother. O. dear!” I sighed. If only there were fairy godmothers and magic travelling cloaks nowadays, I wotdd just have to wish myself in the future; then I could write a true prophecy, ami wo'ildn't have to bother with my imagination. ■•Well, there an fairy godmothers and magic travelling cloak, nowadays. said a soft voice. I looked up ami beheld a I nicer little old indy like the one in the story. Sin spread on Hie ground a funny contrivance of cloth, which turned out to he a magic cloak, and hade me seat myself u|k ii it. She said the minute I touched tlie cloak I would licoonie invisible; when I wished to l gi:i my journey. 1 had only to say “Abracadabra •to dun) diim dll; and when I wished to return home, I must say “ Abracadabra turn tiiin ti. Of course I thought I was dreaming; hut int|ieiled by some strange force, I murmured “Abracadabra duin dll III dll. Immediately the cloak In-gins to ascend. At first I am ter-relied, hut I soon become accustomed to the gentle motion. The first thing I know I am in the auditorium of old Marshall itself. A teachers' meeting is in session. The president is just introducing an eminent |ksveho1ogist, .Miss licltccca Lewis! I long to ask her the whcrealiotit of Myrtle Boone, hut the cloak seems to he in a great hurry. In leaving, however. I see another familiar face in the audience, that of Carolyn Renner. Gradually houses lieeome fewer and soon 1 am in the mountains among the coal fields. The cloak bear me toward one of the miserable little miner's hunts. Gracious! have any of the das of IS fallen so low? I am soon reassured. When I enter the raliin. I ec a weeping woman. Suddenly there is a knock, and in walks one of those angels of mercy, a settlement worker. It proves to Is Myrtle Itoonc. The woman's woes are innumerable, blit she is greatly cheered by the news that the president of the coal company. Carl Pet try. has consented to raise the miners' wages. There is no more news to la had from that s ource, so the cloak moves on. The next scene which appear before my eyes is a court room. A divorce suit is in progress. The judge is a woman. CcMilticc Wood. (Mr. Franklin V A's have not been for naught.) A newspaper reporter in the person of Matson Parsons is noting nil the expressions, facial and otherwise, of the victim, lie is a poor wretch who has twice before been stranded on the bleak SENIOR SECONDARY shores washed l� y the sea of matrimony. It dawns upon me that he is Carl Wekler. (And i had always thought that he would make such an ideal family man!) I overhear a conversation which informs mo of the occupation of another classmate. The talkers are discussing famous hasehall players. During the course of their remarks they speak with yrcat enthusiasm of the latest star catcher. Howard Scdilijror. leaving the court. I am attracted by shouts to a low, rude, wooden building. Ppou entering I immediately realize that there is no cause for alarm. The building is a tabernacle, and the man so vehemently addressing the multitude is the former “Deaeon,' now Kvanjrelist Kras lire. I tarry only a moment, hut in that tiiiu- 1 have another startling revelation. The Kvan-jrelist announces that there are present two great missionaries from China. Miss Ret ha Myers and Miss Ixiis Kessell. I next timl myself Hunting by the seaside. The eloak la-gins to descend, and soon I can distinguish jieople sporting in the sand. It is obviously a summer resort. The eloak lightx. and as I gn e about. 1 am struck by the familiarity of two figures. A faultlessly dressed gentleman is seated liefore an easel, sketching a Indy, sitting on a sand-pile. She is snyinir pettishly, ‘Mv dear I’erry, you simply must get me out of this scrape. I low could I help breaking the contract with my manager when I didn't feel like playing my role!” “Oh. Mae. lie replies, you needn’t worry. Did you ever hear of my losing a lawsuit? Surely you have guessed who they are. Mae McLaughlin and Perry Duncan. Claiming toward the promenade! , I see two conspicuous (igures, one ambling along with Ills hands in his iwokets, the other lightly lilting. Ah, so the proud beauty has yielded at PROPHECY, Continued last! Tlu couple are Howard Pet try and Wilma Diehl. Howard is ogling n fair life-guard who is either Jessie Hailey or her twin sister, and ns I have never heard of her having a twin, it must he Jessie herself. The next place I land is at Washington, I). on the stops Of the Capitol. A party of tourists are nudging eaeli other and pointing to a distinguished-looking man ascending the steps. I catch the words ‘ Koose. Secretary of State.” 1 scrutinize the gentleman closely and rccognixc my old friend, the '•SherrifT.” The cloak now whisks away to the library of a stately old mansion. The owner must Ik a “Jack of all Sciences.” for the walls are lined with Itooks treating on every phase of science. Presently in conies the master of the house. Imagine my surprise when I recognize Chauneey Wright. He takes down from a shelf a volumn entitled Thr Fourth Dimension amt Hour I Hit• covtrrtt It. It was written by lister Patterson. A Imok on scientific farming is lying on the table. Impelled by a sudden impulse. I pick it up and look at the author's name. The name is that of Clyde Honar. Just then the doorls'll rings, and a man enters the library. ”Wright, how is your housekeeper, today?” he asks. “Why, hello, York. Mis, Blankenship sax's she is much better.” “Will you please have her come here a minute? I want to give her a few instructions and hurry on.” In a moment a fresh-looking nurse enters. When she sees the gentleman, she addresses him very respectfully as Doctor York. I turn over in my mind the names York and Blankenship. How stupid I am! The doctor is Bromley York, and the nurse is Daisy Blankenship -11 SENIOR SECONDARY It is growing dusk, and I would fain turn homeward, hut there are yet four of my classmates whom I havn't seen, and I can’t return without seeing those four. The cloak flies on and n« darkness overtakes us we reach the metropolis of the Hast. The sights in that great city bewilder me. While I am lost in contemplation of such marvelous scenes, my eye is caught by an electric sign which reads “Studio of Carter and Davis. I enter the studio. On the walls are enough diplomas and medals to till a curio shop. But what interests me most are two women, one scans! at the piano playing divine music, the other reading a newspaper. Sin- who is reading the pa| er suddenly exclaims, “ Lillian, I see that Mary Burnside is married. Siic married a veteran whom she met in France when she was a Red Cross nurse. It says that lie was one of the many sufferer whom she saved by her tender care. Who can they be who seem to know Mary Burnside so well! Why Lillian Davis and Kli alieth Carter, of course. As soon as I recognize the girls the cloak Hies out of the window and carries me to a brilliantly lighted theatre, The attraction is the famous French ihnsruxt. Mile. Fill. I have always longed to see the beauty; so I beg the cloak to admit me to the theatre. The request is no sooner made than granted. The | erfonnauee has not yet begun; so I scrutinize the audience. In the right box 2 PROPH EC Y—Continued sits a second Rockefeller, whose picture I have often seen iu connection with oil wells. Ills name is Reynolds. Reynolds! I have not yet seen Wendell Reynolds. I wonder if it could Iw possible —yes it is. He is Wendell Reynolds! With a hurst of music, out floats upon the stage airy little Mile. Fifi. Where have I seen those golden curls before? On the head of la-on a Moore-house; and they have not yet been sold. Mile. Fill, the French danscHsc. is la-ona Moorehouse. I have now seen all my old classmates. They have all l e-COdic prominent men and women. What other class can I-oast such treasures? | am light-hearted; now I can prophesy truly. “Abracadabra turn turn ti” I whisper; ami away goo the plonk through the darkness. It is beginning to drizzle. so 1 urge the cloak to hasten. It docs hasten, but it hastens downward. It goes so fast that when I land. I see stars. I sat up. The cloak Was nowhere to Is- seen. Resides me the bench that I had oceii-pied earlier in the afternoon was overturned. I was elutehing the copy of the l.illlr . imr Trace so tightly that I bad pinched my finger. To add to my discomfort, the drizzle turned into rain. I (piiekly picked myself up and scampered into the house. “Where have you been all afternoont” I was asked. From your looks. I should say you bad Iwen asleep.” No,” I saiid. “I havn’t been asleep.” And I xmiled wisely. Virginia II. Rvxson. SHORT COl IIK Short Course students are members of the composite Junior Clast, and accordingly have no separate organi- atmn. In fact, this is the first year they have been given a w|uirate section in the Mirnbilin. Hut the class has made such great progress since its recent organization that it may well look forward to greater prominence and power in the years to come. This year the class has held several separate meetings, and has manifested much class spirit. The Short Course Claw is comparatively new at Marshall College hut it has been organized long enough to prove its valor and worth. The Class has as its Iiucleuft. students from all parts of the State. Some of us have lawn fortunate enough to eonie up from the Freshman Class of Marshall, hm the majority of the class come from high schools in all | arts of the l.ittle Mountain Stale.” The comliimsl forts- is invincible. The Class is distinguished in that it is the first entirely coed” class to graduate from Mnndiall College. This class is not a large one. hut it is quality, not quantity, that counts in the composition of an all round claw. Bverv meinls-r is a star, and we think the class compares favorably with any that has ever graduated from Marshall College. In the classroom we have made a consistent record with which any class con hi well Ik- satisfied. Our mental ability lias never Ik-cii surpassed. Our temperament is such that we are satisfied with T 41 RSE MISTOItt our opportunities, l ul not content until we have niailc tin must of them. Our social activities an entirely in keeping with the Milvaneement airing other lines. The tireless determination and persisteiiey with which we have attacked olrstarlcs. as well as our bright and sunny d is |K si lions have won an important place, and the many organizations in which we are well represented will feel the loss when we an gone. While we have been |iatiently pushing towanl tin goal, we have ln en led in the paths of many pleasant assoeiations. The memories how they will come hack to us! those sweet old days spent at .Marshall College. Kven in the heart of the great city, the fragrance of crab-apple bloom. and the (►crfnme of lilae Inals, and the dewy violet, will till our m iiw «s fund memory carries us I Mirk to .Marshall's ram pus, where, mayhap, we have (mused to hear I move's whisper, or laughed in pleasure deep, or wept our tears. Now at the close of the year we stand in the verve of the future. What the future holds for us. we cannot say. Imt it cannot Ik that our lives are mere bubble east by eternity to float n moment on its waves and then sink into nothingness. leaving the thousand streams of our affections to flow hack to Marslvdl College, we, the illustrious class, hope like the moon, to shed onr mild and benignant rays, on and influence the glotic. 7,ia.m. MetVi.uh ;ii, Historian. Makv Arnoui. Kavenswooel. V. Vii. 1'. II’. ('. .1., I'litsxical, KroiOphiou, Nlory Tfllrr ' Kethink I lies' on her virtue's that Mirmoitnt Her imt'nil graves that extinguish art.” I.kolia Hi.kssino. Point Pleasant. V. Va. Cltis. ic it. l-’ri s'iiih in ii “My ton true will tell the anger of my heart. Or else my heart, enneealing it. will break.” Evelyn Ww; Charleston. V. Va. V. It . C. .1.. Krotophum For where is any other in the world. Twites such beauty as a woman's eye f“ Itiai.ui Huksinu. Point Pleasant. W. Va. Cla sir� il, Kroitophian 1 never knew so young a body with so olil a head.” 4.1 V, M l OwT.NH, Milton. V Yu. V. IV. V, Kronojihmn I am ootne lok«v my word. Though in some mrt cntorwA to ilmrrvv Uvu Vvm, N AYvawvAwxw. . a. V. Y. ('. A.. ( I'uvtnl, Kw� o) Vwn “ am s Vrvw w rw Vs n Ww . XwA su Av f nvw to W v o tw V’ RlTII FaNKIIMTOR, Now Mnrtinsvillo. W. Y� , Clfoitinil, F.i'Wfhint “Crnoil iwtmo in limn ;tml woman Is lln ininuslinlc Jewel n( llmir SOllIv 1C M k VwrrsY.w V onmor o, W.Va. V. W. ( A.. rUuiotl, KroM)|)Vtott '$W nw m w ;v w , vv was mowt nwA.“ Zki.MA Mrl’i i.ixh'oii. Mole Hill. Vn. Kruiophian '•TIi ' rhoice iiikI master spirits of this hjp W11.1.A l i VTIliat. Parkcrslnirjr, V. Va. Y. II . ('. .1.. Claxti. iil, l‘.rnsophnin 11 i r voice was ever soft. i;riitle jiihI low. A11 excellent thinu in woman. 47 I.rc v Kkiai: I’kter . Fori (Jay, V. Vn. I lunl ns lief not In- as live to !� • In am- of such ;i thing as I myself. WlNXIK SlTflllX. Seth. V. Vn. )'. H . ('. .1., Cbinxii al. ErnsophittH “I IiikI rather seal my li|� s. than to my peril. Speak that which is not.” Oij.. Pinrr, Ona. V. V«. ‘ Olil fashions please me brat; I am not so nice To rhanye true rules for 01M in-vent ions. !l. l Y II.M.U CIlHfll tOII. V. Vll, V, H . ('. A., t'rntofihiiiH I'll not l r ti«l to hours, nor | oinf« l linn's. Itnt Irani my li-mon as I pirn mjnHf. Kl'IIV C.U.VKKT, ■n 11 ■iiiiintfioii. V. ’n. 1 Classlral, Theta I m Tin glory call ami beauty loniN tin- wav. HELEN HOLT ZEIMA ANKRO.M MAE COLE MAMIE IIAVNE ( I-IDYK K Aim Kit. New Miirtinsvillr. W. Vn I'ta xicnl. Eroxoph in I know wliiil 'ti� to low. FEIJI.AH JORDAN AMY PETERS EVA STEERE Fmikhi: Momi.vn’, I'ortcr’s Fulls. V. Va. 7uvm n!, Erosophinn ••Tin fair, I ho ehasto. iiiuI iiiiox- pro� ivo die. no SHORT COURSE WILL K, llii Short Counr Class of nineteen hundred him! eighteen of Marshall College, of the City of Huntington. County of Cabell, and Stuli of Went Virginia. being of iv.utrkuhly sound uiinil anil brilliant intellect, ilo lirri-liy make and publish this, our lust will and testament. declaring null uml voiil all other previous documents maile hy us. To tin Faculty of Marshall College. uml r |uvijilly to our o,1leer, Miss Prichard. wi leave our heartfelt appreciation f.v. guiding us through ull our many trials ami temptations. To the Fresh if we liei|ueath a 1st by cart, providing their class officer, Miss Amlrew. will agree to push them through their four years of hard work free of eh urge. l pon the Sophomores we bestow our elass eolors. motto, ami flower: uml sincerely hope they will love, honor, ami appreciate their true significance. « we have To the Junior Class We give anil bequeath all our good looks, ambitions, gnoil liehuvior. nml brilliancy. To the Seniors we leave all valuable knowledge that we may have left liehiml ami not used. To the College Juniors we leave all our dignity, which most w 3X of Us haw gathered in the Dorm, ami we hope that it will lw of considerable more value to them than it bus I wen to ns. To Mr. LeCatu we leave all the many nml various Ini. which we have gathered in entomology. To Mrs. Myers we leave the many snaps of her fingers she ha: given ns and the considerable energy it required to give them ull. I'pon Mis Hurgess we bestow the knowledge of winds, in ks, climate, ocean currents ami atmospheric regions which she forgot to give us: and we hope she will forget to give this raid knowledge to all her future cImw. To Ms Lyon we leave all the experience she has gained in protectin': us during this year. To Don Wooer we give the gift of gab” now in the pass-c’ irrn of l.eola Blessing. To Benny Franklin we iNspicuth the wads of gum we hrvr left under the chairs and tables in his room. Ti Dr. Woodley we leave our ability to interpret his ninner. • •-•.lures i't class, and hope tliut he wil' pass it on to his next clasMft. SHORT COtKSK To I ho victim' muter .Mis 1‘rirhard we leave our unlimited amount of patience. To the Freshman girls we leave Helen Holt’s art of painting, although some of them have already become quite proficient in that art, to judge from oltscrvat ion. To the laitin students, under Mbe Johnson, we licqucath our heartfelt sympathy with their stniggles to obtain a passing grade. To Mr. White, with due honor and respect, we leave a box of white talcum powder to cover his frequent blushes. To the college library we leave a volume. “How to Teach and Bluff,” compiled by us from our observations and experiences here. We direct that all the remaining residue of our estate bo left in charge of our esteemed friend. Hr. C. K. Haworth, to lie used to the lie t of his knowledge. We do hereby nominate, constitute, and appoinl Messrs. C. M. Workman, Coach Harold Shipley, and Miss Lilian Hack- WILL (ioNTIMKI) ney, under heavy bond, as I he executors of this, our lust will and testament. lx Witness Viikkhok; We. the Short Course Class of Marshall College. City of Huntington. County of Culiell, State of West Virginia, have hereunto set our hands, ami affixed this our seal, on this tweiity-fourtli day of April, nineteen hundred and eighteen. (Signed) Shout Cotksk Ci or 1018. Signed, sealed, and witnessed before us by the Short Course Class of 1018. us their last will and testament, in our presence and bearing, who have at their request Milmcritad our names ns witnesses. Rrville Ellis Sowakds, EiiKN'BZER KKXTOX TaYLOR, Antiionv Howard Pi.ttrv. SHORT COU iT litui been in Franco for some lime. visiting some of tin ruins of the villages that hml been destroyed mnl never ggj lieen rebuilt since the war with (Sennany. In one of the dilapidated villages I foiiml an old hermit. She had been living in the ruins of an old church that had Iiccii partly destroyed. Being inbNil when the (ieruuinx made their raid she had lived there ever since. I was very kind to her. and it was not very long till she was telling mo all about my past. K very tiling was so true that I bogged her lo tell me about my classmates of 'If . Kvelyn Wise came first. She had graduated from W. V. I'., t'oliimbia and Oxford, with the degrees of l h. I).. L. I.. ! .. 15. S.. and a few others Then she surprised the world by marrying a noted doctor Xclma McCullough was a natural l oni cook, or at least our Domestic Seienee teacher used to say so. The; has been proved to lie true, as she i now at the head of the Home Kconomics Department at W. V. U. Amy Peters. Amy taught for several years, lint this was only temponiry as site was just waiting for the war to cease and her aviator to return home. Now they are living a peaceful, happy life in the country. Florence Denning. Bi� ap| oitited and broken-hearted in love, die entered a Catholic Convent, then’ to s| cnd the rest of her days in sorrow, but usefulness. Klsic (irimm always could entertain at Literary bv her debating. Now she is travelling with the Kcd|Nith Chautauqua circus as a famous lecturer on Home Kconomics, hut it is rumored that she will soon Ik- practicing what she preaches. Maude Wrist011 was always very calm and sweet in college. PROPHECY always trying to help others. Now she is doing Missionary work in the slums of Now York and is living a life of usefulness. Mavine llnync was always writing stories. During the war she wrote several articles on Patriotism and Democracy for the leading juipors and umgnxines. She went to Kliro|ie to gather new ideas and ever since has been writing Imoks that have made her famous. Olla Petit was known as a quief. demure little maiden, but her time was always put to good use. For a time she took Dr. Haworth's place as teacher of Literature, at Marshall, but lias given that up and is living a life of perfect solitude, hut winning nation wide fame us u poet. Helen llolt. We always admired Helen's clothes and winning ways. For several years she was a mode! in John Wana-maker's store, in New York. Now she has a lieauty shop of her own which is the stopping place for the millionaires of the city. Lucy Peters. Lucy was Miss Prichard's history star, but her work did not end at Marshall. After spending several years teaching history in the leading colleges of the country, she has gathered material for a history which is said will excel I Klson. McMastcr. and Fiske. Winnie Sutphiii. Winnie is a natural geography star. After studying Orography at the ITiivcrxity of Chicago, she has taken Miss Burgess’ place as teacher of (leogniphy at Marshall College. Fbcsie Morgan. Flo-cde was never very interested in school work and we never knew (piite why. Rut we understand now as a soldier came inarching home after the war was over and they are now living happily on Riverside Drive, New York. XI SHORT CO I RSI- Willii l.owllicr. We always thought Willa would marry .Joe after (lie war. Inn wo won' grcutlv disappointed. She suddenly became interested in music an.I advanced so rapidly Thai slie i% travelling abroad with I’adarvwski. Mao Cole. Mao look a special course in I'luirmacv. ami taught ohoinisiry fora long lime in the l’niveriitv of Michigan, I ut tirinjr of tliis she iM-oaino a leading druggist in Philadelphia. Mary Courtney. Mary lia.l a roaming nature. as she was never known to lie in her room while at the Dorm. She still has this characteristic as she is a saleslady for a very large department store in Chicago. Zelir.a Aiikrom. I n-mcuilicrcd that Zelma had always said she would lx- an old maid. She has kept her word, as now she i-; travelling over the I’nitcd Stales lecturing on Woman Suffrage. Mary Arnold. Mary was a Rod Cross nurse for some time during I he war. She saved the life of a hravc American ofliecr. and now they live happily among the West Virginia hills in a beautiful little bungalow. I.cidin IMcssing. While in college. lyeolia was always known for her argumentative ability. Now she is famed as licing the find lady member in Congress from her native State. Helen Cline. Helen took kindergarten work for a time at Columbia I'liivcrxity. and now she is at the head of a large kindergarten school in New York City. Emma Owens. Km mu could always sing like a lark. Now PROPHET-ovum i:d li - i' lourin' Europe and amazing the world by her wonderful musical nliiliiy. ItiMilnh Jordan. Hcnlnlt always hail n very sweet ami lovable disposition. After doing eit.v mission work in Chiengo for a number of years, she went to China ns a missionary, and has won the honor and admiration of the Chinese. Kuih Paiikhauser. After studying niedieine at V. V. U. and John Hopkins I'nivcrsity. Until has become u very efficient doctor. in Halt iinnre. Francis .MeClung. After studying dancing with .Mrs. Vernon Castle, sin- is now travelling through Europe with her and becoming world fa moil for her gracefulness. Beulah Blessing. After studyimr in many of the la rye r colleges of the country, Beulah is now Professor of Psychology in Vassjir College. Eva Stivre. Of course I heard Eva was married after the war was over. Kay relumed home from France, and now they are living in a Uaiitiful valley of California. Kilby Calvert. Hitby had long ago taken .Miss Whitaker's place as teacher of Home Economies. Hut she married a Sheriff and is now prnetieing what she had taught. Gladys Ilall. After teaching English in Mr. Franklin's place, at Marshall, she married ••Dummy, ami they have lived very happily ever since, in Charleston. Ch nv.s F.vrmkk. Jl MOK OFFICERS President Vice-President..................... Siirrlarj'-T tvasuror......... Motto:. IloxKvn: Colors:.............. Pi prehistoric days then was a prophecy that u class, cninposi d only of broad-minded students, should lie formed in the twentieth century for the pur| ose of leading the World. This class was lirst form-si in the fall of 1!U:{. but. according to t'listoin. it was reformed in l!H7. with the officer noted a I to vr. Sueli a valued elHss . mild not l� e permitted to go through the world uiiehaperoned, so after ean'ful eousid-eration. Misses Hackney, Fuller, and Prichard were chosen to see iis safely in our seats of honor (as well as our eliajiel seats. Of course we have conducted ourselves with the (treat and iui|Mis-ing dignity lavoming our high and noble position. Although we have one repts-scuta! ivo on the various athle-tie teams of the school, this year, many of our boys who would have been winning botior for their alum maler on the athletic field are now doing more noble duty in helping l tide Sam make the world safe for democracy. ’ Former nicinliers of our class arc now in France, ami scattered through ill- various camps of the country. Wc feel that we can point with pardonable pride to the record of our boys with the colors. AM) HISTORY Kkvii.i.k Sowards ... M akuikkitk Cavkn'wsii Ei ik Marik Grimm QI'AM Sl’I.KMUDK ;KPLK AND WlllTK Those who have remained have also shown the famous 'ID in oilier wavs than in athletic ; for ••xainple. the Uirtibilia this year is a idtriiiitio uiidertukiuir, ami one whose successful accomplishment merits a jrreat 'leal of well •deserved praise. In fact, every phase of seliool life Ims felt the Ix-iiiyii influence of the t 'lass of 'ID. No matter whether in the classroom, on the campus, or in society.” the shininir light is always the hrilliant intelligence of some memlier of the Class of 'ID. As social loader , we are the greatest class that has ever I icon, or ever will !:o ai Marshal I (f). Although so far we have hud only two parties and an up-to-date hike, these utherinxs were not ‘‘halfway.” they were real socials. Our plans for the future along this line an of a far more ambitious nature, and, if carried out. will easily prove tin- statement made alsive. Thus, as has lieon shown, when it comes to “pep. we have it i:i siiperflnus (plant it it's. | stop, hut only because I lack words to sufficiently praise this world-leading flnss of 1D1D. Lrni.K Todd. Ilixlorian. jrxioH « i.ass JUNIOR POEM Marshall has six elastt . Kuril claim to Ik the lies!: I’ut it wins that only the Juniors (‘an fully pass the test. First, we're ahead in numbers. Our roll has fifty-nine; Tm ahead of our closest rivals. With the others away U-hinil. Next, we're ahead in spirit. In | ep. anil in class priilc; You'll fimJ no mon loyal classmates. Though you travel far ami wide. We solidly stand together, Eaeli for the eominon good: There an no eliipies nor “Isiscs, For each does what he should. I i all the organixations. .'ust look for them anywhere: And you’ll always find that the Juniors. An- doing their fair share. At the Classical. Krosophian. Y. M. and Y. W. C. A.; Who's doing good work! I ask you. It' the Juniors you know you must say. And now we come to class-work. With the Juniors again in the lead; For they do the tasks assigned them. With n-curacy and with speed. In chemistry. French, analytics. Entomology. physics, and trig. F.iteraturc. English, and methods, lit all the Juniors loom t ig. JUNIOR ROLL And we fear it � the suite old story. When it conics to social life; For e'er with hikes and parties. The Juniors' hrniii an rife. Our hike on the ninth of November. Was the only one “pulled off last fall! And fo- parties ami things on short notice. Each Junior can answer the call. You v e. ire'v proved our contention. • n the preceding forty litKS; Without eve- having to mention On- most ambitious design. Of course that’s this Mirabilia, ’n.,. -•-ownin'' success of the year; The fact that we’ve finished this task !“roves we're the liest class around hen . K. E. Howards. ‘10. ACADEMIC (lltAtT. ADAMS MAKY ELIZABETH ADAMS MAlUittKKITK CAVENDISH MAKY HAKKISOX ICOSAI.IXD III IKK SAM LOVE TAYI.Ilit MOKKIS CIIAICI.ES ItAWI.IXCS VEKA ItHED I.I CII.IJ: KIKEI.E EKYII.I.K S iWAKDS I.IVII.E TOIU MAKY SAWYKKS WAItP ZEI.MA ANKKOM MAKY ARNOLD IIEI I.AII III.ESSIND i.eoi.ia ki.kssim: KCIlY CAI.VEKT HKt.KX CI.IXK MAE com: as SIIOKT Mil KSE MAMIE IIAYNE HELEN llol.T ItKt'I.AII JORDAN KKANCES McCM'NlS Kl.OSSIE MOIdSAN EMMA OWENS AMY PETERS MAKY cot KTNEY EI.oKE.NCE DKNNI.Ni; 1 1 Til KANKIIACSEK CI.ADY8 KAItMKIC KLSIK CltlMM ISI.ADYS IIAI.I. EEltNE IIAI.I.E IIARKIKT BENJAMIN kimnces kerns IV' i-ICOTTV AIfY DI'DI.KY ItoYI OEKLACII MYI'TI.E HEDRICK HAZEL IIIN'CIIKE ■ ISA IIOYLMAX BLANCHE KI.I.NK t.i'cy peteks ol.I.A PETIT EVA STKKKK WINNIE StTflllX MACDE WltlSTON EVELYN WISE NORM l. ANNIK LEAK I.II.I.IAN McCEKDY ol'ID MIDKIKK SYIIII. MOSSMAN CoKDKI.IA riKKroiNT Col.I IE IIICKMON IICTII ROLES MAKTIIA KKSSKI.L I’ANSY STALKY ANNA SI I KIN JUNIOR SECONDARY OFFICERS 1 maiden t.. Vice-Presidml Trwwmvr...... Swretary.. ....Kknton TaVLOR .......Caki. Kckakh .... I.I’CY Cali.wvay Zki.ma Mc('ri.ix raii Colors:..................Pink and (5oi.ii Flower: Pink Rose .11 NIOR SECOND in ROLL ISA IIUUN'K AI.KXANI KII ISOOTII KI.SIK BIWN KTZKI. OOPKN TIIKI.MA COX VIVIAN KICK HAVUiSO.X IIKI.KN KCIIOI.S CAKI. KCKAKH I’KKCV KCI.1NC MAItY KAIAVKI.I. I.BoNA KIIYK SCSIK CAY MII.HKKH IIAITONSTAI.I. makoakkt iikkoi.h I ION JKNKINS KMiltA KITCIIKX kosk M m: KI TII MKTK IlOX .MACIhiNAI.Ii ZKI.MA MH I I.I.OI OH llll.HA M. VAY CAKI. MKVKK ZCI.A MII.I.KI! MAKCAKKT MII.I.KK THKolMlKK MOKCAN KI.IZ.MHmi MYTINUKR COIU.K POKTKIt CI.VHYS KKIH KOBKRT SMAI.KS KKNTON TA VIA ill IIIKNK TONKV TAVI.oK VVAI.KKK I’KMIIKOKK WTHTNKY MAItY WOKSIIAM WAl.TKIt YATKS «n .5 Jl'NIOIt SKroMiAUV 4'I.ASH 01 JUNIOR SECONDARY HISTORY T wax in the fall of 1915 that representative front the best homes of West Virginia and neighboring States enrolled at Marshall (College as Freshmen. Ax soon ax these Im� vs ami girls got ar |iiaintr l with Marshall anil started their work in earnest everyone in seliool. from the President to the handyman, reeogniml the incvitahle; that is. they realized that these young people, who were making A A's in their classrooms and coni|ucring their opponents in the field, made up the best class that had ever enrolled at Mandrill College. As Sophomores they had an advantage over themselves as Freshmen: they had had a year's experience, and, ax they were far-arcing, they saw what lay before them. Although what the future held for them wax three year- of hard work, the realization of this faet did not weaken them, hut made them stronger. They rushed fearlessly and determinedly into Sophomore studies and gained a glorious victory. Now. as members of the •lunior Secondary Class, they have self-confidence along with their courageous spirit as Freshmen and Sophomores. Only one foe is formidable to them, and that is the great world war. The Juniors Secondary arc not cowering before this terrible enemy that is ruthlessly snatching classmate after classmate from them: they are facing it bravely; •heir spirit is not broken. m The Juniors are helping with the war not only hv joining the Thrift Stamp Club as a unit and working in the Red Cross Room and every other possible plan', hut they art considerate even in their social affairs. Instead of the movies and a dance all in one evening, they decided (in one of their energetic and swiftly-moving class meetings' to have a party at the home of their delightful little class officer, Miss Margaret Higgins. Of course Miss Higgins wax not present when the arrangement was made. but. as thr.limiorx Secondary knew that their class officer would approve of their wise decision, it was not necessary for her to he present. This class has a future. In as much as its career heretofore has excelled that of all other classes in Marshall College, its future in Marshall will be equally as bright. After school days are over and the boys and girls of to-day are the men and women of tomorrow, the Juniors Secondary will not fall lM-hind their standard, but, when the bravest, strongest, and most upright men and women of the day are struggling to reconstruct civilization. the world will l e proud to own those who were members of the Junior Secondary Class of Marshall College in 1918. Ki ik Hi xn. Historian. S0PH5 SOPHOMORK OFFICERS President...... Vitfrl’lMMlflli Secretary Treasurer...... ...Wai.tkk Mitciiiuj. .......IiOR. KES8KM. .......Virginia Mahan .......Roxana Yoho Color : I5i.it. and C!oij SOPHOMORK ROLL RollKRT ItltlNKKH ANNA ltl« IN SON IlKSSIK IIROWX XKI.I.IK IIKUWN MAICIAN IHT5T TKICt.lK CAlCTKR Iioicotiika cox FMlItKXCK CICI'M THOMAS I Mil.AN KI.SIK I'AI.WKI.I. mcii.k fkicoison MAICY FITCII VON KKANKI.IN VIVIAN FHAKIKR MAICY CRKI N - mi caicnbt iiam: WIIIT IIATFIKI.O K. J. IIKI.I.KIC MAICY II1TK MAYK llulTIIINS AlTlICKY IRWIN MAItIK lie WIN CRACK J A Kit BIT FM'ltKXCK JITII.INC IA MCA KKSSKI. Ml.A KKTCIII M RAYMOND I.AMKKICT FRANK I.KSACK ICKICNAICO McCri.lAlCCII VIRCINIA MAIIAN MINNIK MONARCH MARY NASH FICKO I’YI.KS SYI.VIA jl KSKXIIKICICY CKMMA ICIFK CAM.IK 1C ICC FI.oRK.NCK STARKKY MAIIKI. STKWAICT OMKIC TAIIOIC 11 IRI.KS T V 1.1.MAN Mll.liRKO TAYI.OU NAIF TWKKI. CLAOYS VAI� K KYKRKTT WAI.KKIC IIKI.KN WAI.I.ACK IIKI.KN WAI.I.IS Ol’AI. WA1CI FRANK WATKINS ROXANA YOIIO 05 SOI’IIOMOKK CLASS SOPHOMORE . NI) then wi n iriants in those days. When months an.! ymrs push us nil into tin- far distant past, there will be students of our .Ifmn .1 Inter who. in looking over the s of old Marshall, will utter these very words, “And there wore jriants in those- days,” As they speak, they will be think-in;,' of the Sophomore (’lass, the Class of 1920. Never hefnre in the history of Huntington's collegiate institution has such a class licon known. Much inij'ht In- written of the records of its various inemliers in the tlehl of scholarship. athletics, and debate, hut there is no need of that. I'uintentionally other classes would Iw made to sutler invidiously by the comparison. ert HISTORY It is enough to acknowledge rightfully the place to which the Class of '20 has attained in its thus far short career. Were we to presage future events in the light of the | ast. and present attainments, where would we ! • IcdT The present reveals evidence of much in the Sophomore Class. When the future toj� s its latent possibilities, each member will come forth in true works that will Im- in truth a fitting otTeriug to dear old Marshall. Truth, strength, fidelity—these an- the foundation stones upon which we build. For the honor of Marshall we shall ever stand. ('ll viit.r.s Tai.i.m.vn , IlisloriiiH. 07 FRESHMAN OFFICERS President ..... Vice-President. Secretary.. Treasurer.... Cari x Kv. n ...Janice Calvkki ......Asa Carson Kiiank Tai,i,man (Colors: Pink and Green FRESHMAN ROLL Ml.l.I AN ASIIWoliTII Kl I'll IlKItltY CHIItliK liHHSS .M A id'll A ISOXAIt lioltoTIIY ItltANTIh WiYKIl J I ANITA ItltEWEIt AI.PItKIi CAl.I.AItl JAXH'i: CAl.VKItT ASA CARSON ANNA I.EWIS CARTER ISKII.AII CIIAKPIN ROSS CORK KI.AVIA l� f YAM. .1 ESSE KAItl.K imim:i:xk kckrton I'AltlOS EVANS KIHTII KltANKMN VIRGINIA Fit A .I Elt EI.I .AKKTH GATCII KI YAItl CKoitci: nrro (MI.KINSON CARI.IXE HAM. IKl.MEIi IIATEIEI.il .MAltY IIAYNES WINNIE KIXCAIO MATTIE MrCn.DOt'Cll I I.A MAICSII EI.OltA MATHIS ODESSA MATHIS CATHERINE MnltlAltlTY ORISON I'AltSI.EY EMMETT I'Eltlt Y WII.I.I AM l oRTKK EKANKIE SANSON OXA SAXSOX CATHERINE SHANNON IN A I.EE SIIAICI I’AiT. siiixci.irroN CI.YDK SOWAItHS TIIEI..MA SOWAItHS EltANK TAM.MAN Itl'TII TAYlAilt NANCY VEItl.AXHER DON WESEIl «!• i :: m:. N o.. ss If FRESHMAN 11K tread of soldiers could In- heard last full, leaving homes anil school to take their stand in the ranks of the American army. The call of ileinocracy had lieen sounded. Man ufter man iniirehed out unhesitatingly to do his part in the great struggle that had Itegim. .Marshall men were there. They had clearly seen their duty, and unreservedly they went aliout to do it. At the same time then1 were scattered through our State young men and women who were thinking earnestly and clearly. How to do their hit—that was the question uppermost in their minds. They considered long. At last came the courses mapped out in unmistakahle dearness. Knelt eourxe led straight to Huntington. West Virginia’s foremost city and the result was the Freshman (’lass of Marshall Col ll've. Oil September 18. 1! 17. forty-five la ys and girls enterei' Marshall College as Freshmen. Never before had sneli a class entered this institution: never were the members of a class actuated by higher ideals, ideals of preparation, of service, of patriotism. From out the terrifying holocaust of nations they had calmly marched, guided hv cool and practical reason. It T m HISTORY «;ts for them to prepare. Hen they were to take I lie plan of those who. more privileged, ha I inarched off to muko ready for an immediate attack against a suhtlc foe. They were here to do, toilet in preparation for their country's later needs. Ami full of realization were they of the importance of that which lay iiefore them. Could any class he favored moref It has potential intellectual and physical energy, later to Is utilized in upholding ideals national and international. Therefon . it is a matter of no wonder that the Freshmen this year have upheld in a new way the traditions of old Marshall. It is no wonder that they have in a new way manifested in all activities the spirit of old Marshall. In the classroom, on the athletie field, and on the campus. Freshmen this year have shown themselves to lie what was hitherto considered an litter impossibility for them. Into the college cauldron were they thrust; they stood the test, ami as good metal unalloyed they merged in thought and action with the men who heretofore have led old Marshall on to glory. To the Freshmen the up| cr classmen may now look for vision and leadership. Wherein lies the true significance of the Master's truthful paradox. And a little child shall lead them. Frank Tali.man. Historian. YOUNG WOMEN’S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION President..........................................Viola Mii.i.kh VitfrPndilfiii sr. i Harmon Secretary.....................................Vklma Kkhol Tmtunr Hart Arxou allK Young Women V Christian Association was organized in Mar 'h. 1!HW. hv Miss Bridges. The tirst president, Miss Itiitclier. was chosen from the faenllv, hnt since thiit time all officer have lieen ehesen from among the stiiilents. The following young women have served as presi-dent : Kroner Crooks. '01; Sallie Humphreys. l� ; Esther Crooks. 06; Charlotte Wade. '07: Sybil Hall, '0 : Susan Witten. llili! Painter. '12: Anna White. ' 1:{: Florence Hughes, 'll and '15; Norn Taylor. 11� : Mary Honor, 17: Viola Miller, I . I | to the lieginuing of the si-ssion of 11MI7-0 the V. W. C. A., together with the other associations of West Virginia. be-longed to the Southern Conference. I:i the reorganization of Ohio and West Virginia, the Association attenihsl the Hast Central Student Conference, held at Mountain Lake Park. For the last live year the delegate have attended the Summer Con-ferenre at Eagle' Mere. Pennsylvania. The devotional meetings an held at 4:15 on Wednesdays, in Society Hall. Student members of the Association are usually lenders of the meetings. Imt niemlient of the faculty and the Student Secretary have held meeting , during the year. The Mission Study Class was taught by Miss Mary Donaldson: the text imnk iisjsI was “The Present World Situation. by .lohn I{. Mott. The meeting were well attended and much lienetit was reeeiml from them. The Y. W. C. A . together with the Y. M. C. A., has given three receptions during the year, to welcome the new meinber into the Association. The pur|Mi c of the Y. W. C. A. is to develop higher Chris-tian spirit, not only among the young women but throughout the whole student l ly. to organize the Christian students into a more efficient working force, and to bring students who are not Christian into fellowship with the One Orcat Teacher. Yuh.a Millkr. Historian i It AM KS JMI.I i; Mat: IOI.A 3111.1.Kit KKANKKS NKWKI.I. KI.I' .AIIKTH MYTINCKIt K.MMA ntVKXS .M A It Y AKNot.l-f.Vi KIK AM iKIt SOX KKItXi: IIAI.I.B MAItTIIA Ito.V.YIt 31A It Y IlITtXSIUK I.KKV r.UJ.VtVAY tiKi.r.x rt.ixi: I It .l’l.V K ikk3! AN Kl.oKl:N •K ritt -M Kt-AIIA Cltt 31 KIJlItKXrK UK. XXI NO IIKI.I'.N KKIlol.S ttKSMIK K« KAItH t.t ril.B KKItorsoN MIX KKAXKIIN 1-1X11 Kit A XKI.IX I.KoXA KltYYK ! I-SIK liltlMM OI.AIlYS 11 At.I. KTKI.I.A IIAIt.MoX i i.i .Aitm tt HKit-ii.n 3!Alt«;l : IIKItol.li IIA .KI. IIIXrtiKK MAltY IIOYI.3IAX itlt.M'K JAItlttriT IIAItltlKT JOlIXsoX IIKItMA JOHNSON rilCI'llA KK.MPKII Al.l'.KItTA KKSSKI. I.' lit A KKSSfl. U'.I.MA KKSSKI. ANNA 31 'KY KKSTKK MI.A Ktrn iti ii I'.I.AM IIK KI.I.XK MISS I.AWItK.NVK V|I.I.A Ia iWTIlKIt lSAItKI. P.MtlSIl KlJUtA I'AKSoNS 3IATTIK. I’AltSOXS • lj:A ItKXIKIt Ool.lHK It U K M IN ■ iK.M.MA It IKK It I Til Itol.KS I.KI.IA It- iltl.XS-iX .MAItTIIA Itl'SSKI. Iiol.I.IK SAYKK JIKI.KX STK.K.I.K KVA STKKKK. 31 Al’-KI. STKWAKT i i|.l.A STKVKXS- i.X WIX.XIK SKTI-IIIX KYRI.TN VISK OPAL WARD !l;K..XK WATTS Y. xv. r. a. T.t YOUNG MEN’S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION Fall Skmkstkr I’rrebleiit T.YI� K I.KSTKIt Vler-l'rvsMeiil WAI.Ti.lt MITCIIKl.l.. TAYI nit MoltltlS Tmunrcr WIRT iiatmki.h Secretary (T.YHK ItOXAIl UK Young 3lcnV Christian Association of Marshall College was organized by (!co. K. Tihhitts, in February, 1! 0T� . It lias gradually gnmn in strength ami useful, ness, usefulness dominating lliis year The Y. 31. C. A. and Y. V. A. are the two most essential organizations in school, their work lieing of a wider range. as well as mots upbuilding. The Y. M. C. A. develops the yoiinjr men ineutally, morally, spiritually. and socially, and encourages physical development. At the licgiuuing of each semester, and the Faster semi semester, mem liers of the Y. 31. C. A. mret the trains to welcome ami assist new students in any way feasible. At these times, also, the Y. 31. C. A. and the Y. V. C. A. five three receptions at which new students, old students, and faculty join together in getting acquainted and having a general good time. The Y. 31. ('. A. now has its devotional exercises in Society Hall at 6:l Tuesday evenings. At these Hus tings the members discuss together their spiritual duties and problems. Occasionally some noted x|M-aker addresses the meeting. and this year the Y. 31. ('. A. and Y. V. C. A. have had several joint meetings. This year has Im-cii one of enormous opportunities and much work for ls th Associations. Although the membership lias been St'KING SkMI.-TI.K ll.YUK IMlNAIt KltYIIJ.K S IWAKIiS Snril.ifY KIIANK TAI.1.MAN Treasurer CAItl. KfKAItll somewhat small, owing to the small nuinlier of boys in school, the work has been well looked after. Clyde Fester was sent to Charleston to a meeting prr|mratory to the Students’ Friendship War Fund campaign, and Carl Fekanl was sent to Davis-Klkins College to the Annual Conference of the Student Volunteer I'nion of West Virginia. .Many of our former member chose to go with tin' colors instead of leturiiing to school this year, ami some liuvc made their choice after being with us a short time. Among three was our Vice-I’residrnt. Walter Mitchell. ami Treasurer. Wirt Hatfield. May the teachings and lessons of the Y. M. C. A. and Hod’s blwsings go witli them in their new life. The influence for good and the true worth of the Y. M. A. win never lie fully known. Since its beginning the Y. M. (’. A. has had the following presidents: X.vde Henson. '05; Ira Davixman. '06: F. (!. Hoover. '07: D. F. Moore. 'OS; H. (). Fast. '09; Archibald Mne-Qtieen, '10;.I. F. lly|M-s, 'll; W. Miller, '12; IF I,. Benedict. '12; II. I . Higgins. '14; W. S. Dunn and I’riee Marsh. '15; II. ('. (’allison ami Wesley Dorsey, '16; John Montgomery ami F. K. Cox. ‘17; Clyde la ster and Clyde Bounr. '18. Ci.ydk Fksti.b, Historian CI.YIIK ItOXAR Itoss coitit •'AltI. KTKAKII •SARRY RCKAItlJ t'Altlais KVAN'S KIlW.UCIl G'KoltCK .TTt CII.KIXSON HKItltKHT IIAItlllSON WIIIT IIATKIKI.il l� KX IKiKK IniN JKXKIXS sTt'ART K.Vol'K IKHtKUT KNOlIK • I.YHK I.KSTKK WAI.TK.lt MITiTIKI.I. TAYMilt Mi MiKIS SIIKI.ItY PKTTHY IKiY I«. IKU.I.YSOX OTIS KICK KitVI1.1.K 80WAKHX ■ 'llAltl.KS TAIJ.MAX KIIANK TAIJ.MAX KIIANK WATKINS IkiX wkskk 71 Y. M. a. CLASSICAL ASSOCIATION Oiyickrh 1017-18 President.....................................Howard Pettry Secretary. Vicr-President ................................ Maurice Foosk Treasurer Myrtij: Hoonk ...Cl.YDK IlOXAR IIK Classical Association of Mnrshnll College was organized in the fall of 1010 1 v the (irevk and 1 .atin students vras vho ft t the need of the promotion of classical education and culture. At tirst the group was small and did not attract much attention, but it lias grown hi nuinlN'r and spirit until il is now one of the largest and most enthusiastic sitcietics of the college. The meetings are held on the third Saturday evening of each mouth, ill a beaut iful ami eosv room, which is used only by the society, and which is appreciated very much by us all. It is appropriately decorated with sections of the Parthenon Frieze extending around three sides of the room: busts of Xuppho, Hermes, and Homer, which are the gifts of four of our alumni, are on brackets on the walls: the Winged Victory stands in one corner on its boat prow: and n copy of Diana and the Stag, and one of Pallas Athene an- on pedestals in the room. Anyone who has had one year of l-atin or (ircck is eligible to mctnlicrship in the Association. The programs arc always of tin' greatest interest, and an- very instructive as well. After the program has liecii rendered, a social hour is enjoyed by all. which not only provides a means of social pleasure and enjoyment, but helps to create a feeling of fellowship in the hearts of the mem-I crs. moulding many valued friends hi|rs. When we have gone out from the college walls, and our thoughts return to our dear alma ittaltr, we shall always think of the many happy and helpful hours spent in the Classical room. May the Classical Association ever continue to grow in membership and enthusiasm. Mary Arnom . Historian. MAt!V KI.I .AUKTII VKItA A Mil IK IV .KI.MA ANKIIOM At A 1C V AIINOI.I KKIINK ItAl.I.K i.koi.ia iii.KssiNt; ItKI'I.AII III.KSSINT; CI.YItK IION'AK MAIITIIA IMINAIt MYIITl.t: IK MINK MAllY lit UNSIliK J A NICK C.tlA'KKT Ht'ltY CALVKIIT M.tlttlCKIllTK CAV 1IKI.KN Cl.INK il wis ktzki. coi'KN PLOIlKNCK HKN.MNT; ol.lVK IMItVHY I'KIIIIY lU NCAN CAlll. KCKAIIH CARRY KCKAIIIt III III KANKIIAI SKII (il.AltYS KAIIMKII MAI ItlCK Pot INK KATK KI I.I.KII KI.SIK ■: It I MM WIIIT IIATKIKI.lt KI.I .AItKTII IIKIIol.lt i XDIHII Il.t .KI. IIINCI1KR HAIlltIKT JOHNSON Ut'TII olll'IIA K KM I'Kit AI.IlKItTA KltSSKI. I .OH A KKSSKI. VKI.M.t KKSSKI. lIoltKIlT KNoltK STl'AIIT KN'OUK CI.YItK I.KSTKIt IIKIIKCCA I.K.tVIs tt'II.I.A I.OWTHKII CARL MY Kit MAIICt KIIITK Mil.I Viot-A U1LLKR I'RANCKS McCl.CNC MAK Mcl.ACCIII.lN KI.OSSIK M OKU AN IIOI.KS T.tt I.OII MOIIIIIS SYllll. MtiSStlAN KKANCKS NKtVKI.I. MAK NKW.tlAN MATSON I'AIISONS llotYAliit pkttuy CAlll. I'KTTItY CollltKI.IA I'lKIII'oINT I.CCY I'll ICII Alt I • VllltilNIA ItANS)t ,KII VKItA ICKKIt OI.t.A IIKNIKK tVKNHKI.I. IIKYNOI.HS (iOl.ltA IIICK.tit in I.KI.IA lIoltlNStiN tVAl.TKIt YATKS I Mil.I.IK SAYIIK II. It. SIIII'I.KY Kilt II.I.K St ttt’Alci ts IIKI.KN STKKI.K M MtKI. STKtt'.tllT tvixx11: scti'iiin CH.tltl.Its TAM.MAN KKNTOX TAYLOR I. ICII.K TOI lt IIKI.KN tf.tl.I.ACK OPAL tVARH IIIKNK WATTS II. J. tVlllTK CIIAI NCKY tVRIclIT ANNA YATKS ru I • •LAS.S1CAI. A SS K lATH N Motto:. President..... Vice-President Secretary..... Treasurer..... Critie EROSOPHIAN LITERARY SOCIETY Kahiucaxdo Faiuci Sr Mrs Colors:..................Red and Wiiitk .......Kiiviijj: Sowaroh..........Clyde I.ester...................Maurice Poore .......Wonr iiirmcut Mauiici Kcoki OuykDowdt Winsii Si ti-iiin -KEXTOX Taylor.......... OaRRT ECXAMD .......Lots K� si:i.i................Ervitjj: Howard ............. Marv Arnold .......Clyde Lester.................—Olive Dowdy.............. Ksviux Sowakos Itif w 1F anyone thinks that oratory died with Patrick Henry. pi I Daniel Welsder. Ilenrv ('lav. or others of our forr-m fathers, we auk him to visit the Kroxophian Literary Society and see if lie i not mulrr a fa I -e impression. Kvcrv Kroxophian is an incipient orator desirous of cultivating his ora-torival powerx. ami tin object of the society is to aid its memliers in realizing their forensic ambitions. Since the year in which the Society was organized, many of Marshall's students have been for- sighted enouirh to tiike advantage of the marvelous 0| | ortiiliitics whieh the Society affords, and have found the training of untold value in life after leaving college. Social life is not only a help, but a neecNiity in the life of a well-rounded student. In rrviewinjr the ineiilents of college days we recall the prolitahle hours spent in the Kroxophian Hall amid .1 profusion of intellectual and social advantages whieh will always Ik- among the undying thoughts of the happy days spent at .Marshall. A graduate who has gone out from his alma malrr without availing himself of the great privilege of lieing nil Kroxophian has made a breach in his life forever. If one carefully compares this year’s record of the society with those of former years whieh wore so full of devotion and enthusiasm, he finds no reason to Is- discouraged; for never before has delude been so elevated, or oratory laureled in more gorgeous emltellishmcnt. While we like to think of the glory of •lie past achievements wrought by Krosophians who are now •uttered over the land, and who are exerting a powerful ami ■ onerous influence, we feel sure that future history will carve the present Krosnphiun's name in the niche of eternal fame. He will he the very embodiment of all that is best and noblest in American manhood; a hotter helmsman, a steadier steennan. to guide the vessel of the republic will not be found. As fond memory carries us hack to old ami cherished haunts and wayside places, may we as loyal Krosophians always cherish the memory of the golden hours .spent in social activities and friendly rivalry in our hall. Zki.ua M« I Vi.i.oroit. Historian .KI.MA ANKItOM VIA ICY AKXOLH CI.YUK ItoXAlt MAKTIIA ItONAIt ltKVI.AH IU.K8SIXC I.KOI.IA HLKSSI.W VltANK HI.AIXK UOSS VOltll IIKI.KX VI.INK I lC .t I.A COWMAN I.IVY CALI-AWAY MAKY COVKTXKY VI.OItK.NVK HKN.NI.Mi i 1.1 VK ImiWHY THOMAS I10I.AN GARRY KCKAKH CARI. KCKAKH Mlt. KI.I.IS ItVTII VANKIIAISKIl MAVItlVK voosk IJCOXA FIIYK VON VKAXKI.IX TKI WALL KIHTII VltANK I.IN OI.AHYS VAII.MVIt OTTO GII.KIXSO.N KI.S1K CKIMM (SAKXKT IIAI.K ItRX HoKK H’lItT IIATITKLH KLI .ARKTH IIKItOl.l GLADYS HAM. MAKY HOYI.MAN |K� N .IV.NKINS Al.ltKKTA KKSSKI. VKI.MA KKSSKI. l.olt. KKSSKI. old'll A KKMI'KK Itl.AN' IlK KI.INK WII.I.A I.OWTHKK VI.YHK I.KSTKK IIKKI'-KICT IIAICKISON WAl.TKIt MITVIIKI.I MAK HOI VIIINS MAR M I.Al • :i11 l OPAL IVARI) VI.OSSIK MOItOAX KRANVKS MeCl.VNG .KI.MA MrlTI.MlVOII MATT1K MeCtl-IWOll KMMAI.1NK oWKN'S IIKI.KN IdloliKS CALVIN RKYNOI.HS WKNHKLL RKYNOI.HS IloY l� . ROLLYSoN VKItA ICKKIl I1A7.KI. rokinkttk I’KMIIROKK WHITNKY OTIS RICK WITH ROI.KS KltVIl.I.K SOWARI.S WIXXIK SVTI'HIX IIKI.KX STKKI.K CATIIKItlNK SHANNON CIIARLKS TAI.I.MAN oMKIt TAItolt KKNTO.N TAYLOR HON WKSKIt KVKI.YX W1SK 70 KICoSi•I'llIAN l.ITKKAKY SoriKTY Story Tellers’ Club Officers, History and Roll i’lvsident......... Vice-President..... Sforrlnry Treasurer.......... Sergeant at Anns.. . Mak Nkwman III : I S WOI l Hkkma Johnson ...Sviiii. Mobsman ........Ibbxb Hunky T Miss I’Wflmnl. ii nieiiiU-r of • If faculty, organized t| Cluli. In !!•!(! .Miss Wr.i Andrew too' -liurge of I In ('lull. SI ||K Story Tellers' (‘lull was tlrst orKaniiMil in Novcndter. Ifll.’i, under tin head of tin- Prichard Story Tellers' Club. llu She lias succeeded in creating a great deal of interest in tin- useful ami entertaining ail of telling stnru-s. Last year .Miss Car-pcnlcr. a story teller of national reputation. visited the chili, and greatly li« l| o«l in creating new and nior intense interest in the netivities of the Cltth. This year we have had many interesting meetings, and have made great progress under the inspiring leadership of our efficient president. The object of the Club is to give its ineiuliers practice in story telling, and to enable them to leant and appreciate the world's famous stories and fables, since the time of Aesop the world has h-arued that story telling i- an excellent means of teaching great truths, and even the Great Teacher employed them extensively in presenting His teachings to mankind. It has always been customary for the club to meet every two weeks in the south parlor of the college. After the stories are told refreshments are served by the hostess appointed. Misses Sybai Mixsman and Ruby Calv. -t delightfully eti ••rtained the club this winter at the home of the former. A wide range of stories were chosen for this year: Stories with ap|MTecptive Iwisis. Stories with a sens appeal. Thanksgiving stories. Stories with suspense, Christmas stories. Stories with a climax. Snow stories. Stories of |mtrioti in. nimal stories. Irish stories, Stories with instructive inten-st. Hinl stories. Fairy stories, and Flower stories. VKItA AMHIKAY IIKI.KX Woolt ItKItKKA I.KWIS KICA.WKS NKWKI.I. SYltll. MOSSMAX MARY AltNnl.lt FRANCKS n|||:itl|n|.T .KIt IIKI.KX JOHNSTON MAK NKWMAN VIOLA Ml 1.1.Kit RKNIKIt IICKNK IIKNItY It CRY CAI.VKRT STKI.I.A IIAltMoN IIKKMA JOHNSON MAItOI KItlTK ’. VKNItlSIl MISS COX MARIK MORI NKY. Ilm-.r.try so 81 AMERICAN RED CROSS, MARSHALL COLLEGE AUXILIARY Interminable folds of gauze, h'or th� v whom we shall never see Remember. when yonr fingers pause. That every drop of Mood to stain This whiteness falls for von ami me. I’art of the priee that ker|w us free To serve onr own. that keeps us elean. I''rom sliinue that other women know. () saviours we have ever seen. Forgive iik that we are so slow! (Sod! if that MimmI should cry in vain. Ami we have let onr moments go! -Amrlia Iturr. X dt JOt ITII the inspiration of v� many Marshall liow in the army, the girls have worked most diligently in the Surgieal Dressings mom. They rreeived a splendid start in the fall, under the direction of Mrs. Woodley, who v rk sl untiringly that all who were interested might receive the imdruetions necessary to make them expert workers. It was through her efforts that the room was equipped and classes or-ganir.fsI. Many of the girls received their pupil's cards, and a few have lieen amhitions emMigli to work for instructor's ran Is. so that they would Is- aide to organiz - ami teach the course at home. More than twenty thousand dressings have been made and sent away up to date. Sweaters, seeks, helmets, and comfort kits have been made and sent to our own Marshall lioys in the various ramps and in France, lately the great need of the refugee children of France hikI Itelgium has appealed to them, and many little garments have been made for those unfortunate children. 82 UKI� ruoss THETA President Secretary Treasurer Okpicehs: • Vici.v Miu.it. .Matrox I'mnin TIic Theta Mil which was orvaiiunl three years ago by Miss Krtle Wilson, assistant in the piano department. has nrnvn Meat lily from the very first. This year we have ha l many very interesting programs. Our im-ctiugx an- h«-l ! oil the first Satnnlay afternoon of each month. The programs were devoted to modern artists ns well ns to modern music. Myrtle Boone. n we ••an mv Spend her time in writing to ••I’lian, Camp lav. laieille Ferguson. onr latent in rank. Is always in some niisehievotis prank. Florence -lithling, with her eye of blue. Is quite n pianist, we know tis true. And Hazel Kirhv ean sing and play. But would rather talk the livelong day. Viola Miller, our six-vear Senior Will never eonnnit any misdemeanor. And Relieves la-wis. our President true. Will e'er In a credit to Theta Mu. M MU CLUB Siir.ili Moriaritv. our Irish nun. Is ralhrr quiet. Imii full of fun. Matson Parsons with her thoughts wants to tier When anyone mentions dear Camp Us-. Ila el Kohiuette came from Athens, yon «v. A ml is a musician, we'll all ayrco. (ieininn ICife i very wise. Which is revealed hy her brown eyes. ICoxie Yolio is very fair. With her beautiful smile iiml pretty hair. Gertrude Clay pool is a quiet, leuair - little thing. ISiit this we all know, she surely ran sing. Uuhy Calvert's a jewel, we know 'tis true. If you couhi cat her rooking. you' 1 say so loo. Ami we all think that (juimlora's a sight. For clm.igiug her name from Schweitzer to Wright. Daisy Idankenship atul Pansy Peiry are two town girl . They Imth keep the |xs r tioys' heads in « whirl. There's Eat Iter Neff, from CJuyainiotte. It must In- mtniil site dis-s a whole lot. Mary Warsham, Vera Itcrd. and Marie Kyle Were memls-rs only a little while. There's Julia Swrntwl. bright and happy. And Nan Temple, full of fun. and snappy. Miss KiVh- Wilson, we'll have to sav. l.ovc each member in the gi d old wav; And now we're sure we'll always hold dear The many fond memories we've gaim-d this year. .� ,11V VXHIIX VJ — K7 THE FEAST OF THE I'ho proceeds from this i r� to l� r given to tin- i. t . ( . A, m� I ln«y may la a Mo to send a delegate to llio summer conference. WV Itcguu work with a much energy as passible. hut soon dtscovcnsl that learning the words ami anisic was bv no means all of our task. Just try running with short “Ja|� aiio y slc|is fanning, smiling’. holding a lantern aloft, and singing all at the same lime. It was lots of fun. lait was not as easy as it looks. If we could only haw scowled it would have hc||Mil. not the scowl of a grouch, hut just you try to stuile and think ml hard at the same time. Nevertheless, we ilid it. Next we luul to learn tot'el up and down gracefully. (I wonder if the Chinese are subject to rheumatism. If they are. we are certainly sorry for them. | Wouldn't it lie lovely to l� c able to do a thing grace-fully by simply lieing told to do so ? As to the final results, to you who siiiTcrvd tin misfortune of not seeing its. let me tell you we were (trace (icrsonifird. ( f) At least after much practicing, the dress rehearsal arrived and went as such rehearsals usually do. Suffice it to say. “‘The less said the lietter. lint on the other hand, we arc sorry for you if you miss.si it. if we do say it as shouldn't,” for it was mighty good. Our princess. Miss Stella llarmon, was charming iu the part, mid portrayed so well the varying moods of the princess, -her grief at the thought of losing her childhood home, ss T • •iff « inn m u;ii ti.iii HIS year wi fin- tiirl under the direction of Miss Allen, decided to give I he Sis Chinese o|HWettn. “The Feast of the Utile l-antern . LITTLE LANTERNS her excitement when sin learns her long lost sister is alive ami near, and her joy when they are reunited. The part of Mai Ku. the graceful juggler maid, was most cleverly taken by Miss Mae Mclmtigldin.whose voice delighted the audienee. In the art of juggling. one 111iht consider her a | as| master. Of course we nil disliked Ow Ixmg ns Ow I oug, but not ns Miss Knima Owens you may lx- sure, and we could not have done without her. We do hope though. that she has no influence with the Kmprror. for we would hide to have a “law in China about such things,' And we must not forget delightful, capricious little We Ling. Miss Sylvia (Jueseiilierry, who. through her discovery of the locket, was really the means of reuniting the long separated sisters. laist, but not least, all praise should Is given to our j|ceom| antst. Miss Helen Steele, who was always ready ami id wavs goodiiutiind at the many, many interruptions ami directions to “play it again, please.” We hope that the homage paid to the old dragon will result in his blessing us. ami tlmt the coming year will tind its doing .-.till I ettcr work, for we lielieve it well worth the time ami effort that it takes. , Between the first ami second acts, .Miss lavnia Moo rehouse, accompanied by twelve girls, presented a Chinese dance before the Kmperor. whose part was taken by Asa Carson. Miss Moo rehouse |K� r1ray� sl very well the actions of a person under the inf I lienee of opium, and charmed the audienee with her dancing. ;iiti.s‘ ;i.kk I'l.rit MUSIC DEPARTMENT ||IIE course consists of piano, history of music, teacher’s IJLJ training. and hiirmony. ami is quite a diflicult one. l-’or this reason very few students have wholly completed it. The one's who haw attained this signal honor are George Lewis Stricklins;. J«sie Elizabeth Stark. St. Elmo Fox and Lillian Virginia Davis. The music department is under the direct supervision of .Miss Mildred Muegcorgc, who studied piano for three years in Merlin under AI Iter to donas, and harmony and counterpoint under Hugo Kahn and Walter Wyrowitx. One has only to listen to her rendition of some of her favorite classic to realize that she was an apt pupil under (Treat masters. She is agisted l� y Mis Kffic Wilson, who is not only an excellent musician, but a woman of charming personality. Antoni; the enjoyable features of this department an- the weekly recitals, which are a source of Itoth pleasure and valuable instruction. These an- held every Monday afternoon; here we learn the art of playinir in public creditably ami to criticise intelligently. Then. too. there is the class in teacher training, and the girls in it look forward eagerly to its meeting , because that is the time when we get to In- teacher and Mis Mncgeorge is pupil. We go by the saying that “practice makes perfect,” and as we must have some pupil to practice upon, we take our beloved teacher. Mis Maegeorgc. ami attempt to teach her. When the class la-gin . hc immediately Incomes a child, and we take turns teaching her. Another source Itoth of profit and pleasure is the music club held by Miss Wilson, at which the girls become accustomed to playing before tin- public, lien- they nl o learn of the lives of famous composers. 11 well as of modern artists. Many enjoyable evenings an- s|N-nt in this way. 1KI St. Elmo Fox St. Elmo Fox is one of the most earnest ami successful students, her loving, generous. and Tlion litfill disposition making her many friends. Having tinishe l her nor-nuil course in 1910 she lias since made music her one thought. She HI of the class of 1! 17. hut was delayed in receiving her diploma until 1!'1S on account of illness. However, her brilliancy at the piano was in no maimer dimmed I (oca use of her delayed recital, and she was greeted with much enthusiasm. Miss Fox having taught for the last three years, is Itceomming well known as a successful teacher. Lillian Virginia Davis Lillian is one of our most charming ami accomplished girl . At first hr impresses our as being quiet and nomrvhat mnvfd, but a rooir intimate acquaintance re-veals to her friends a charming per-sonality and a delightfully win-some nature. If you do not know her just go out of your way enough to become acquainted. She is worth the trouble and tnon . She is one of the few who have really fallen in love with their work and eonanpiently richly deserves the diploma and honors received this year. Kluarktii Ware Carter Dame Fortune has certainly chosen this little lady for one of her favorites. Her bright, ninny face has won for her u host of friends. She is unusually gifted in the art of music, living one of the youngest pupils to receive teacher’s certificate. Because of her niusieal ability and charming personality, we predict for her a brilliant future in the musical world. 1 1 SENIOR SECONDARY CLASS PLAY ( |p FRIDAY night. April 16th, tin- Senior Secondary Class came before the public with two playlets by John Ken-HB driek Italics, “The Fatal Message and A Proposjil Under Difficultiot. Moth plays made a divided hit with the people of Huntington, and compliments were heard on all sides. The productions were under the direct charge of Mi� Harriet Dale Johnson, of the Latin Department, to whom grvat credit i due for the success of the amateur performnntv, though the act-ill? was as good. if not lietler, than many professional |Mrfonn-anees. The advertising and business eml of the play was under the charge of Perry Duncan and Carl Weider of the Senior ••lass, and the financial success of the performance, which was exceed ingly good, speaks well of their management of this end of the affair; ox|Hvially considering the number of other amusements going on in the city. The play an- humorous, and as given by an all-star east of Seniors, furnished an enjoyable evening to the many who wit iiesMil them. The first play, “The Fatal Message. made a decided hit with the audience. The scene was laid in the library of Perkins’ mansion; the time, a few hours before an amateur |K rfonnauce. At the rise of the curtain we see Mr. Thaddeus Perkins (Howard Peltry.) who is in charge of the curtain of the amateur dramatic | erfomiamv. raving to his wife. Mrs. Thaddeus Perkins (Virginia Ransom) east for l nly Klleu in the amateur performance, over the fact that they have transformed his library into the scene of the night's tragedy as he styles it. Next enters Mr. Robert Yardsley (A. M. Foose.. the stage manager of the amateur performance, who informs the Perkins' that Mr. Chester Henderson, east for one of the parts in the iw-rform-mice, was suddenly called to Boston on some pretex or other and 82 could not take part in the play. However, he quiets their fears in announcing that he telegraphed Mr. Edward Bradley (W. N. Erasure) to take the part and secured a reply that he would Ik on hand promptly and know his | art letter |ierfeet. Mr. Jack Barlow (Carl Pcttry.)enst for Peiidcnron Fcatherhead in the nerformaiicc. enters and relates an experience he had riding on street ear and rehearsing his part. Next enters Mr. Edward Bradley ( V. N. Erasure, the under-study, his wife (Elizabeth Carter, who is east for Lady Amaranth, and Miss Andrew (Jessie Bailey.) who is east for the maid. All being present, they begin the final rehearsal before the night's performance. Bob Yardsley (A. M. Foose) being stage manager, has his hands full directing the performance, correcting mistakes after mistakes, and incidentally has his trouble with each one of the amateur thespiana and Mr. Perkins (Howard Pettry) who is continually playing with the curtains and making things generally miserable for every one. The climax comes when Mr. Rradlcy ( V. N. Erasure, the understudy, and Mr. Barlow (Carl Pettry) both come in at the same lime, and it develops that Mr. Bradley ( V. N. Erasure) has learned the wrong part. However, lie produce a telegram showing him to Is- in the clear and then they all jump on “Bob” Yardsley (A. M. Foose, who made the mistake in writing the telegram, he intending to direct Mr. Bradley ( V. N. Erasure) to take llmdergon's part when he wrote h'rn-dtrton. the part that Mr. Barlow (Carl Pettry) was east for. The crowd suddenly hit upon the idea of having Mr. Perkins (Howard Pettry) read the part for the evening performance. Dinner lieing called bv the maid. Jennie (Mae McLaughlin.) they all leave for the (lining room, leaving Mr. Perkins to study the part. Mr. Howard Pettry. as Mr. Perkins, with his peculiar SENIOR SECONDARY CLASS PLAY-Continued stylo of humor, was exceedingly tiowl; Miss Virginia Ransom. as Xlrs. Perkins, gave some excellent examples in her sii| |Mkscd re-hearsin . of her lady Ellen part—regular Maeheili style; Mr. Koose, as the stage manager, had his hands full raving at the miatakt-s heing nuule in the linal r-hcarsal and keeping Mr. Perkins from playing with the eurtniu. The whole was a fidl hour of fun from start to iinisli. and kept the audienee in an uproar all the time. The seeoud play. A I’roim-al I'nder Difficulties, ' was a scream from start to tinish. The gist of the play is as follows: Kohcrt Yardslev (Perry Duncan and Jack Harlow (Wendell Reynolds) are suitors for the hand of Miss Dorothy Andrews (I.conn Morehouse.) a much loved young woman. Mr. Yardslev is the first to arrive at the Andrews' home. Ilis expressed pur-l ose is to propose to Miss Andrews that afternoon. Peeling shaky over the matter he hesitates what to say to her and incidentally rehearse , getting down on his knees and facing the sofa where he imagines his lady-love to lie seated. While in this aet. Jennie. (Mae Mcljuighlin.i the housemaid, chances in. listens and thinks tin1 words an intended for her. Heing astounded, she informs him that she is already engaged to the coachman, hut admits she will accept him ami does. However. In-fun- Mr. Yardslev can correct the impression made on the simple-minded maul, the door Im II rings and in comes Mr. Harlow who is also of the same mind to promise to Miss Andrews this very afternoon. Both are surprised to sis- each other present. and each contrive schemes to get rid of the other. However, lioth stick, when in comes Miss Andrews ami they flock towards her. During the conversation each is as sarcastic as | ossildc with the other. Miss Andrews rings for the maid for tea. hut Jennie does not answer. I’pop going for the tea herself, she overhears til portion- of conversation going on between Jennie and tile coachman. who an- ipiarreling over the break in their engagement, she also hears of a threat being made by the coachman to kill some I indy. She re|H rts the matter to her suitors. This decidedly upsets Mr. Ynrdsley. Jennie, the maid, returns to the parlor to speak with Mr. Yardslev. Sin- attempts to attract hi- attention with a duster and he attempts to wave her away. However, she falls headlong ino the room, and then the explanations. The whole situation is cleared up. Mr. Yardslev explaining that the proposal Jennie overheard was not intended for her hut for someone else, lie admits saying all Jennie accuses him of saying. ami adds that he should have used stronger words, and says what he should have used, then tells her they were all intended for her (Miss Andrews.) lie asks for her answer. She asks what Jennie said, who of course said yes, anil this is her answer. This all takes place in the presence of Mr. Barlow, who triisl to interrupt the affair and make Mr. Yard-ley look like a fool. But the tables an- turned. Mr. Ynrdsley gets the girl. Mr. Harlow agreeing to Ik- the liest man at the wedding. Mr. Duncan, as the hero, making the proposal under difficulties was fine; Miss More, house, as the much-loved young woman, -.vas charming; as for Mr. Reynolds, his was an einliarassiiig position and lie acted well; Miss Mclaiughlin. as fin- maid made a decided hit in this clever piece of acting. All's well that ends well. So it was with these two one-net play . The players were admirably chosen for their n-spective parts, and the players are to Is- congratulated on their splendid success, ami Miss Johnson, the director, comes in for a good share of the honor tvs the director. Half the proceeds of the affair was turned over to the Mirabilia Hoard to ln-lp defray the cost of publishing, for which the lwvard extend their sincere thanks. «5 ATHLETIC President..... Vice-President Kce v:«ry..... Treasurer..... Pros! Agent j � —s jOR years luiek there Ii.is always existed an Athletic Asso-1 f | ciatioii i oiii | lost ■ I of i ho students of .Marshall Call ego. |I3W This year is no exception in that respect. Athletics during the school year had a somewhat stormy career. To rectify mailers, a new Athletic Association was formed along different lines than in the past. The indents this year have more to sav than they have had heretofore. A new constitution has hern ndopti-d to eonform with the new workings of the Asso-eiation. Instead of the far ill I. having it all to say when it comes to athletics, the students have the most to say except as to finances. The chief power of the Association is vrsted in an Executive Committee, composed of students elected from the various classes. On this committee the Freshmen have one representative, the Sophomores have two. the .luniors Secondary have three, the Seniors Secondary have four, and the College Juniors and College Seniors two representatives each. This committee has its oflk-ers elected by the male student IkkIv. thus insuring capable students as officers. The president and the other oflk-ers of the Athletic Association an ex-officio members of this committee and its officers as well. The president of the Association is the Chairman of tiiis committee and has charge of all matters brought Iwforc it. On this committee is also two iiicmltcrs of the faculty. Coach Shipley and Mr. IwOalo. They have the right to vote, hut I icing in the minority the students' will holds sway. Theirs is mostly an advisory ea|Nieitv, Coach tw ASSOCIATION ........................ A. M. Kookk .......................Clyde IIonar .....................Don Macdonald ...............Kit villi: K. Sowards ..................It. Howard I’lrrruv Shipley living I lie director of athletics ami Mr. Iz-Cato taking care of the financial end for the faculty. It Ik this Executive Committee tlmt awards the letters to th men who deserve them, that arranges inter-elnn games. anil in general promotes tin welfare of athletics at Marshall. With this new arrangement o.' things the students at Marshall are made to feel the importance of their co-operating and doin'? all in their | ower to make i thirties a success. The Williams' Colored Singers were brought to Marshall under the auspices of the Athletic Association. This was done for the piir| os ' of helping out on the tiunneial end of athletics. The affair was in charge of Mr. Koose, as manager. The receipts of the |K-rformaiK'c were shared with the singers on a percentage I asis, and a neat sum in behalf of athletics was realized. lb-low an given the names of the students from the various classes as represented on the Executive Committee: I'r.-shmen .......... PlAKR ClNT Sophomores......................... Tom Dolan. Walter I'ekky .ItitiioiN Secondary...................................... Kkxton TavijOR, 1 ox .Ikxkixs. Carl Kckard Seniors Secondary......................................... ...Denver Smith. I). W. Carle, II. I’kttkv. Carl I’ettky College Juniors..................Taylor Mounts. E. K. Sowards College Seniors.........Lawrence McLain, John McCarraiikr 1 7 FOOTBALL XOTJIKR season of fool lull I luts passed into history at Marshall College. If its classification iis a successful or unsuccessful season depended on the number of victories scored, the season would lie considered a failure, hut it was no! Marshall, during! the season of 1915. had in the field one of her greatest teams. The breaks were not with her. Suocesx in f«M� llsall. however, does not entirely de|tcnd on the number of games won. So it is with the season of 1917. A review of the team and material would not la1 amiss. To itegin with, the male student liody numbcivd scarcely eighty, half of whom were first year students. The material was small and light in weight. K. |icrieiiecd football plasers wen- at a premium. even the Captain-elect from the 1916 squad not re turning. Thus a team had to lie developed from almost totnllv imeii men- a dillieult task in itself, and more so with little material from which to choose. However, a team was formed, roundisl into shape, and played its schedule. It was the lightest team that ever represented Marshall College in fnotlmll, and it had one nr the hardest schedules a Marshall team was ever called upon To face; yet the team never winced, though defeat stared them in the face on every hand. And why may the season of l!'l Is- considered a successful season ? Hecutise of its indomiiituMc spirit. The team had scarcely learned the signals when ealh-d upon to play its first scheduled (tame with Rio (irandc. Enthusiasm ran liij li. all anxious for the fray and off for a good start. Alas, no team showed up. Keen was their disappointment. However, they prepared to meet their next foe. Denison I'niversity, the first i s game of tin- season. At no time was there more than eighteen men out lor footliall. mostly green material and light, barely enough for a team, much less enough for a scrimmage, and then the fear that n good man might lie injure! and thus kept from playing. With Mich a team, having only signal drills, no scrimmage, and never having played a game for the season. Marshall stacked up against the strong Denison I'niversity team on their home grounds. Denison wax represented by seven letter men. On the way over to (Sranville. Ohio, the team elected their Cap-lain. Kixiso. To cap tin- climax, the team's captain was not able to start the game on account of an injury, only playing the last quarter. The final score was a small matter, but the spirit was the big thing. Their coach back home confined to his lied (Mr. I.e(‘alo having the team in charge.) their captain on the side I ilia's, for the lirst three quarters, outweighed twenty pounds to the man, facing an ox|K rienecd team who had already played two games, ami composed of seven letter men. Marshall went down to defeat. Rut not an inglorious defeat! At times Marshall played their op| oiicnts to a standstill, but they wore not equal to the task physically—tlie spirit was there, lint not the physical endurance. Thus Marshall went through her season, the breaks against her. a schedule arranged entirely out of flu- question for a Marshall team, everywhere staking lip against teams that never out-weighed them by less than fifteen pounds to the until ami composed of experienced men. except the last two games, Morris Harvey and High School. Injuries also handicapped the Grtrn ami While on every hand. I'OOTIIAI.I. FOOTBALL Tlius the season runs. Marietta, Ottcrbein, Georgetown. |.owixburg. anil Muskingum. each game a rrpitition of tin other except as to scores which were gradually cut down, though the teams played became better. With these obstacle to overcome, the team of 1917 rises altove that of former teams in the greatest thing to Is- hail—.spirit, made |Missihle only by true Marshall men. such as Captain Koosc. Cable. Mc(‘arraher. McDonald. Smith, C. Peltry, II. Pettry. l eSagc, Watkins, McCullough, Taylor, Itouar. Kckard. Perry. Crist, and Sedinger. Particular mention xhould In- made of Manager Kpliug who proved quite helpful to the team: of Coach Shipley whose coaching made (toosihle the good record considering the material at hand: of Captain Koosc. whose leadership made |MKxihle the record of “SPIRIT.” Review of the Two Important Games of the Season Markham. 7- -Morris IIarvky 7 Marshall, for the first time during the season, won the toss and defended the North goal. Kor once the team was up against their class. Morris-llarvev scons 1 their only touchdown around left end on a erixs-eroKS which took our lwys unawares. Coal was easy. Marshall scored her only touchdown through straight football and kicked difficult goal. During the game Mar-hall gained three times as much ground as their opponents but the breaks were against her. The whole backfleld, Smith. Macdonald, Cable too Continued end McCarnlirr wort at their liest: on the line Foose at right tackle and Itonar at center were going good. MaKSII.M.I. 0 llllill SollOW. 12 Again Captain l’ooso won the tic for Marshall and defended the North goal. This game was played in a sea of mud and water. When the game was over you could scarcely recog i-i e the hoys. Workman, for High School, scored the first touchdown around left end. making a twenty-five yawl run. Their other touehdown eame in the thin! quarter after a fumble by Marshall on her twenty-live yard line. Fumbles were made all the time by both side but again fate decreed that lligb School should lie favored. Cable. Foose. Peltry, and Macdonald were the outstanding players for Marshall. Rtmis Marshall College 0................ Marshall College 0................ Marshall College 0................ Marshall College 0 ............... Marshall College 0................ Marshall College 0................ Marshall College 7................ Marshall College 0................ .....Denison 01 Marietta (8 .....Otlerbcin 07 ....Georgetown 33 I -wisInirg 38 .....Muskingum 28 Morris Harvey 7 High School 12 101 KAXKKTHAI.I. TKAM BASKETBALL AliSIIAI.fj, for several seasons, lias not liecii represented 0:1 tho floor with « Iwskctball team that hits played a regular schedule. This season Marshall had a first team ami a reserve team playing a regular schedule of games. showing that haskethall is still a major sport at Marshall. The season as a whole was somewhat I letter than football. However, the jinx still followed. The record of the first team shows only two game.: won. lint on eloser examination it is found that the games hwt were always by a close score, proving that whoever beat Marshall hail to fight for victory, and fight hard. Aside from the first game of the season with Marietta College where our I toys wen entirely outclassed, each game was full of thrills and the outcome always an uncertainty until the last minutes of play. The reserves were not so fortunate as to win any of their games, nevertheless they were replete with exeituig incidents to which those that witnessed them ran well testify. Holh teams made trips away from home and were well received wherever they went. For the first team it is diflieiilt to pick any stars as each had their off days, and at one time or another were individual stars in their particular line. Hatfield. II Pet try and Captain Shoekey wen the individual and consist rn stars of the reserve. Following an- the memliers of both teams, with positions played: First Tka.m McC.xrr.MiMt, Captain..................................Forward Cam a: ................................................Forward C. Pi.ttkv.............................................Forward 102 II. Knodk .Center Foohk Maitin Rbsisvis Siiockbv, Captain Watkins (iuard Kkxti.tm Fitter Tkam .Marshall College 26 ... Kentucky Wesleyan 24 .Morris Harvey 2!' R oatvtg Marshall College 36 -St. Bdwards 40 Review Marshall 20—Marietta 44 The first ?nnie of the season! Marshall was completely outclassed in this game Imt fought bravely on. The game was replete with long shots in which Marietta’s star forward was the star. Cable, however, for Marshall did some fine shooting The game was played at Marietta. Marshall 31—Mourns Harvey 89 This was staged � ■ the enemyV tloor. a small Iwu-k room. Nevertheless, the preachers; had to fight to win. In this game everybody foujflit hard and it would he diflii'iilt to pirk out any particular shining light. The guards did effective work guarding while the center and forwards were also fighting hard. Marshall 30—Ukkkxkkikk Military 39 The first home game of the season went to the visitors hut not without a hard fought Imt tie. It seemed an off day for Marshall's forwards since they couldn't find the buskot. Knnde at center was at his lx-st. as well as Peltry at guard. Marsh am. 26 Kk.vticky Wesleyan 24 Victory at last! Marshall won her first game after a hard up-hill fight. The guards, Knode and l'oosc. did excellent work, and MrCarrahcr at forward was at his best in ringing goals. Marshall 26 -Morris-Harvey 29 Another hard fought game went to the Preachers. The f Games game liad to go extra time to decide the winner. The forwards for Marshall Imd luck against them. They hit all around the basket ami what otherwise would have lieen goals were misses. The team as a whole showed excellent team work. Met'arraher and It. Knode were the stars for the loeais. Marsiiai.i. 48—Spknckr limit I!) This game was played at Spencer ami was a pleasure jaunt for our I toys. Spencer Hi was completely outclassed. Knode, at Center. .McCarniher and Cable, at forwards, each registered six goals, the others lining divided between Peltry and S. Knode, guards. Marshall 29—Morris 11 arm: v III The scene shifts to the little huck room, at !tarl oursvillc. Marshall to redeem her two former defeats. The gods decreed otherwise and Marshall again went down to defeat. Hard fought from the start to linisli, Marshall's whole team played excellent ball. Cable, at forward, wax the individual star for Marshall. Marsh all :I7—Ilr.vrixtJTOx limn 42 The most important game of the season ended on the wrong side of the ledger. Hard fought front start to linisli, extra time needed to decide the winners. Winters. Cable, and MeCarrahcr. at forwards, played excellent hall; S. Knode and Peltry, at guards, were guarding close; and H. Knode. at center, was in it from start to finish. IOC! BASEBALL B ASKIlAl.li Inis faro I letter tVuiii any oilier major s|iort. Maniliall. despite handicaps, hits gotten together a rather fust team and while the season is not yet over, predictions are that she ought to do lietter than break even with the remaining teams to lie played. 1'p to this writing she has won seven games out of thirteen. The greatest satisfaction is in knowing that .Marshall has retrieved her defeats at the hands of Morris Harvey, in Uiskctiiall. by defeating her twice in Iwtsr-hall, in clean, decisive games. Also she has never liecn shut out. This season has also seen the revival of inter-class games, notaldy the Faculty-Collegian game. Faenlty-Senior Secondary, and Senior Secondary- Collegians, all of wliieli proved more than interesting. REVIEW OF (JAMES .M MtsiiM.t. :{ Aij. Stars 2 Marshall is off to a good start, winning her first game of the season. She Imd no easy time doing it. ax her op| one'it had indeed an All-Star east. Holstein pitched, allowing eight hits, while Marshall garnered twelve. Cable and Se,linger were shining lights at the hat. Marshall 12—Kknti ckv WT i.kva 2 Again Marshall rnni|icd home with victory an easy matter as the score shows. Kvans pitched a great game. Scores werr easily made, and hits easily secured. JIM Maksiiam, 9—Klstitkv Wk i.i:van 2 This game was Imt a repetition of the previous game. Ilnl stein pitched and had the ministers at his mercy, while the Mar slialliti's hit and scored almost at will. M ksiiall !•—Morris II rvky 8 The score indicates a hard fought game, and it was. going two extra rounds. However, the old Morris Harvey luck was at hand and only through errors on the part of .Marshall was she able to keep up in the scoring line. Holstein pitched a good game, while at the lull Cable did some heavy hitting, two singles and a two-bagger in five times up. Marshall s Fairmont Normal . � The first game of the eastern trip brought home the luicon ill easy style. Itnh Knodc pitched and allowed Fairmont seven scattered hits while our I toys came away with eleven. S. Knodc •ecu red two hits out of two times up. mid I Job Knodc. McCarra-her. and Cable secured two each in four times up. Marshall : Wist Vikoinia 9 The first defeat of the season, though hv virtue of H|ierior pitching the victory belonged to Marshall. Carl I’ettVv pitched this game ami well deserved victory, only allowing I'niversity f scattered hits, hut alas, errors proved epiite fatal. Marsliall :eenred right hits in this game and earned her rims. From rc-l orts coming from those who witnessed the game. I’ettry out-pitehed their star twirler. Captain June. 105 HA8KI1AM. TKAM REVIEW OF Gfi Marshall I W� r Vikoinia 13 Tin loss of tin previous game ° West Virginia disheartened our boys so much that victory was almost hopeless. Evans pitched lint the University won the frame. Singular to note, .Mni'shall securest but five hits to be livielexl among her pitchers. Evans getting three and Carl Met try two. Makhiiai.1. 2 St.m nto.v Military 6 At Staunton our boys ran up ajraiust the best ball team on the entile schedule. The team is «spial to any Class I) team. However, our boys made u fair bid for victory but success did not crown our efforts. Holstein pitched a rather good frame, while Cable ami Hob Knodc were the heroes at the bat. Maksiiai.i, 4—Univkksitv ok Viruinia 15 At Charlottesville our Imys met the worst defeat of the season. However, it was more a Hnke than a deserved defeat. The team was not half UK good as West Virginia University, but they defeated onr boys by a worse seore than did W. V. I Evans pitehed and deserved to win. He had the team lichind him that outrlit to do it with hands down, hut the trods of fate dee reed otherwise. Maksiiai.i, 2—Vikoinia IVh.vtkciinic Ixstititk 3 Atrain Marshall lost what hv rights she deserved. Marshall outplayed . I’, I., out hit her opponents, mid outpitehed them. Marshall secured eiirht hits to five for V. I . I.. Mob Knode get- 100 iMES—Continued ting three hits out of four times up. Carl IVttry pitched this game ami deserved to will, completely outclassing his opponent, hut an error at a critical moinent and a little hard luck rohhed Marshal I and Peltry of a well deserved victory. Markham. 7—Mounts Hakvky 1 This game proved conclusively that Morris llarvcv was no match for our hoys. Kvams pitched in line form, allowing the Ministers hut two little hits, while our boys got eight. Bob Kuode and Kvans were heavy with the l� at. getting two each out of four times up. Kvans also had ten strike-outs to his credit in this game. Maksii am. 3—Partthixh:!� Another loss is registered, without a doubt an off day for Marshall, both for pitching ami at the l at. Partridge secured fourteen hits to seven for the Normals. Pet try pitchrd hut was '•ff color in the Itox at least. Boh Knode pitched the last iuuiiig hut he Uio was off color, the “birds” securing four hits in the final round, scoring three runs. Maksiiam. :i -Partridgk 1 Revenge is sweet, ami just to show these birds that they were not so much after all, our Imvx defeated them to the tune of three to one. Kvans pitch.si. allowing hut three scattered hits. Cable's three bagger in the first inning, with the Itase full, did the work, and it only remained for Kvans to hold this lead which he did easily. LITERARY 107 THE STROLLERS N'K of these hot sultry pvi'iiinjtx of theyear found Jean in her room earlier than usual. She was sitting by her window, evidently with the intention of studying, for, lap lay an o|� en Imok. Her thoughts could not have been with faesar and his Gallic Wars, however, for now ami then over her face flitted smiles that brought the dimple in her cheeks, and a little sigh would escape from her li|«. Jean was a pretty girl, tall, straight, and very graceful. Her black wavy hair, arranged so neatly on the top of her head, brought out more distinctly the features of her face and the whitemxs of her skin. The curved eyebrows and the thick eyelashes, together with the pink in her checks, softened her big brown eyes into dreamy wells. The other girls, laughing and joking to each other, were just beginning to come in off the campus and go to their rooms to study for the coming examinations. Some were singing. One song made Jean stop and listen. She gave the trunk, on which she was sitting, a few kicks with her dainty feet. Something about the song, (lerhaps it was the happy care-free way in which it was lieing sung, made Jean more anxious for the night to come. The song was one that was sung at the hall games— Blue Ridge will shim- to-night. Blue Ridge will shine, and Jean took np the catchy little song and kept it going over in her mind. It was beginning to grow dark, and Jean Itecamc restless and excited. When would it ever la nine-thirty! She shot a swift glance at the clock and jumped down off the trunk. Goodness! was it only eight-fifteen ? How could she | ossihly wait another whole long hour! Dr. Stone, the president of the college, in his room in the east wing of the building, walked the floor in a deep worried thought. He was puzzled over something, and now lie was evidently trying to divide what to do. Finally his head came up with a jerk, (’om-lusion final! And he started toward the open door with Ids lint in his linnil. Now Max was just the finest boy in the world. A handsome lad, with light luiir and a |wiir of bright blue eyes. He was strong and well built, and the star on the Iwill team, lie sat in his room on Fifth Avenue, reading when the clock struck nine. Max looked from his hook. Oh. half tin hour yet. I ought to have time to finish this story. he told himself as he shifted his position to a tenser one. and shuffled his feet about miller his chair. Then hovering close over his liook. Ik- Itogan the story again, while the ticking of the clock sounded louder and louder to his ears each minute. 10? THE STROLLERS—Continued Fifteen minutes pawl nine! The last touch of powder was put on, and Jean started. Tiptoeing along. Jean thought she had never heard the hall make such noises. The creaking of the lioards as she put her foot down and took it tip again almost startled her. She could not remember of their making noises like that before, even the many times she had gone over them. She caught her breath as she started down the steps. Suppose the preceptress should hear the squeaking of those abominable steps and should send her to her room to stay for the rest of the night! What would Max think when he came and did not find her? Oh, the preceptress must not hear! How about sliding down the railingT O—oh! A shudder ran over her. Suppose I should fall ulT and hut she eould not finish that dreadful thought. She must manage to meet Max who would he waiting for her out there. It seemed ages to her while site was creeping down those ste|� x: and then another thought came to her. What if Mrs. Norton's collie should he at the door ami bark at her! She had a dixlike for dogs anyway, and especially she hated Teddy, for he always looked ferociously tit her, anti not long ago lie had growled at her as she passed Mrs. Norton's door. Oh dear, what shall I do!” And then too she remembered what keen sense of sound dogs always have, ami Teddy seemed to have more of that sense than was his share. He was always perking up those little oltl ears of his anil giving a yelp or two, and he always seemed to lie sun he was hearing something unusual. Jean was almost sure he would hear her. If he should run out at her and Iwirk. she was positive her heart would jump right out. She swallowed hard, hut could site make her trembling knees go on. Then King Arthur and his knights passed through her mind (her literature lesson for that very morning.) ami she re-membered how they hail fought and even killed for the ladies of their heart. Then she thought if they could do that for the ladies they loved, she surely loved Max enough to face Tidily for oner; so she summoned up her courage to pre|Nire for the encounter with her lion and started on. The liottom of the steps was reached at last, and to her great relief Teddy was not to lie seen. She hurried to the door, and the next moment she was looking down the old college walk for Max. Clouds had gathered, and it was so dark she could not see very far away, hut she thowjht she eovdd see his figure coming now. Oh! it must have been he. for now down at the foot of too THE STROLLERS—Continued the hill she heard his footsteps. Bushing softly down the steps she threw her anus about the figure, with the exclamation. “Oh Max dear. I thought you were never coming.’’ “Why! Hello here! What's that? I assure you young lady I was not expecting such a cool reception as this. “Oh why. Dr. Stone! I thought yon were my brother from West ling—that was coining on that late train,” stammered Jean, clasping her hands in the most desperate manner, and looking wildly about into the darkness for the belated Max. “Ah, indeed, and since when, Miss Jean, does this train run? Perhaps this is your brother coming now. and he will l c able to inform us of the matter. finished Dr. Stone. Just then Max came round the corner of the building, whistling the old familiar song—“Blue Bidgc will shine to-night. Blue Iiidgc will shine. Then suddenly the tune slopped short, as Max came face to face with Jean and Dr. Stone. “Well, young man. it seems as if I have seen you lieforc. But tell me how is Wcstling those days? jokingly asked Dr. Stone. What, sir, asked the astonished Max. “what about the— wedding? Oh. a wedding, I hadn’t heard about that,” continued Dr. Stone. | erha|«s we had better have a conference l«-fore the priest arrives, said Dr. Stone, becoming mots serious. “We won't have to go that far. Dr. Stone. I can explain matters right here, if you wish, said Max. “Well, since this is your last year. Max, I will give you the privilege of explaining here, hut let me have the explanation right away, replied the president. “We are to Is- married on the twelfth of June, began Max, “but we hadn't intended telling you qnite so soon. Shall we have Dr. Stone. Jean? asked Max its he turned towards Jean laughing. “Yes, indeed, we will forgive him this time for s| oiling our meeting to-night, and let him come if he will promise never to interrupt us again. answered Jean, her eyes twinkling with merriment. “Then, Max. my lioy. we will have that conference on the twelfth of June. Hood-night. llr.i.F.x Echols, ’1! . X otk:—This story won first prize in the English IV short story writing contest, in which many stories were entered. A copy of tin- 1'JlS Mirabilia was the prize. 110 THE FIRST Here they come! lien- they come!” As if a martial command, “Eyes Eight had been given, s!! turned in that direetion. Those who were not blest with more than live and one half feet of stallin’ were standing on ti| -toe to catch the tirst glimpse of Marlow's brawny contribution to I'ncle Sain. When President Wellman had requested that the company of engineers that had gone from Marlow I’nivcrsity be permitb-d to return on Thanksgiving Day to witness the annual game 1m tween their Alma Mattr and Dawson, the War Department did not hesitate to grant it. in as much as the university had volunteered to bear all the expenses of their trip. One could sis- at a glance why the entire school and town had turned out to welcome the return of the heroes of the gridiron. court, and diamond. There was Captain llcrimm. limit. Manley, who had stopped many line plunges in his position at center. 11 is lieutenants were Fred, 'Hod,” Richards and Carl. “Frock, laiwrenee. These had played op|MXiite ends in the famous Marlow line. The remainder of the company were just a ■ skilful in oilier sjiorts, but Im-cuusc of (lie inability of the War Department to commission an entire company of captains, these were just sergeants, corporals, and privates. As they all marched past, led by the university band, the IiIoimI seemed to rise in the veins of every spectator. Everything was forgotten in the excitement of the moment. Small wonder then that no one noticed Claude Knight as In-stood in the entrance to one of the downtown business houses, lb-, however, was not feeling the joy that the other spectators felt. He admired and envied every man who passed. His name had lieen enrolled in the membership of the company In-fore it -ad gone to camp, Imt because of injuries received on the athletic field, lie had l een declared unfit for regular army sendee. GOLD STAR IIow lie ached now to In among them. As his former schoolmates passed, he rivalled the footlmll and baseball games he had gone through with this one. lie saw some on whom he had intlirted fraternal initiatory degrees. Now he was apparently out of their lives. Why so melancholy, Claude f’ It was his lianeee, Lillee Wilson. I have been searching for you ever since we left the campus. You know why 1 am not so jubilant over the home coming of the hoys as others are.' returned Cinudc. But you know. Claude boy, that we cannot spare all the boys; In-sides we are depending on you to win the game this afternoon. Liter thought by saving this she might take Claude's mind nwny from the trend it had liecn following for the last half hour. After the hoys turned down Kant Broadway toward the university. Claude and Lilce jumped a passing automobile, any of which was always at Claude's command, and went out to tin-large assembly hall where the boys were to he welcomed with a delicious dinner. Soon Claude had entered into the spirit of the occasion and had forgotten the depression that lie had fell a few hours before. • ‘ 11 ere t hey come! 11 ere t hey come! ‘ ’ The throng that tilled the coneicte stadium rose to its feet as one man. The hand struck up ‘‘(Sold and Blue.' All the atmosphere seemed to ipiakc as the pent up enthusiasm of the Marlow alumni, graduates, and lower classmen gushed forth. Bully for Knight! Yelled the pep leader as Claude trotted oil the Held, followed hv his golden elad teammates. They went through a short snappy signal practice. Then in am swer to the referee's whistle, all lined up for the kickoff. til THE FIRST GOLD The Dawson quarter-hack caught the hall and was downed after a scant twelve yards run. Line pinna's could not gain tlie coveted ten yards. Marlow lost on the same tactics. Knd runs lost ground for both teams. The first half became a kicking contest between Knight and the Dawson full-back. Neither seemed to have the advantage. When the whistle blew ending the first half, Marlow trudged to the gymnasium where their bruises and blimps were taken care of by the trainer. Soon the three minute call was given and the “(Sold ami Blue’’ started toward the field again. Just a few yards from the gym Claude met Li lee. “I know I am disobeying one of vour wishes. Claude, but this telegram came to our box during the first half, ami I thought you might want to read it.” Claude read the telegram and let out a whoop that rivaled the noise made by the Marlow rooters. With a hurried “Thank you,” he hastened on to the field where the teams were again lined up in kick-off formation. From the first minute of the second half a difference in the strength of the Marlow team could Is noticed. No substitutions had Ihvii made, but something had been done that could not be accounted for. Line plunges that had failed la-fore, now netted six and eight yards. End runs were successfully manouvered for first downs. The little quarter led all the interference when one of the half-backs carried the ball. Then he would take tin ball and side-step the Dawson defense for twelve or fourteen yards. When the last whistle blew. Marlow bad scored twenty-one (mints against Dawson's none. When the coach asked Claude for an explanation of the change in offense, the latter produced the telegram which read, 112 ST AR—Continued “Report to local Examination Hoard for examination not later than Saturday, November 30.” Two more days. Claude drove home front .Marlow with his parents. They reached Newkirk about noon Friday and immediately after lunch lie presented himself for examination. The one that he now underwent was not nearly so stringent ax the regular army examination. To this fact Claude owed his ability to pass. He returned to Marlow the following Monday morning. The announeemenl that he was to leave for camp on Friday of that week, was received with much surprise. The days and nights intervening were tilled with pleasure for the little star of the (Sold and Hlue. On Monday night his class held a farewell reception in his honor. Tuesday night the Athletic Association gave a theatre party for the footltall team. On Wednesday night the V. M. C. A. held a reception during which Claude was presented with a comfort kite Then on Thursday night the Kappa Tan ex will'd all others in their attempts to make the (piarter-liaek s last school days his happiest. When on Friday morning the Kook Island flyer rumbled into the Mlarlow station, it seemed that the entire citieensliip of that city had assembled to give the young Marlowite a good send-off. Ilis parents and l.ilee were feeling the exultation that Claude evidenced from the good wishes and hearty handshakes from so many friends. The Im II Itegan to ring and the Flyer started. With a last good-bye to Ids parents and sweetheart. Claude swung aboard the last Pullman. Thus Marlow saw the little figure that had so often worn the gold jersey trimmed in blue, start to enter the big game on the side of humanity. The first letters that l.ilee received from Claude described the life in camp. Others came tolling of his promotion to a lieutenancy in the Engineers Corps. Then came the one relating THE FIRST GOLD Iti'i unexpected transfer to New York. At Inst, after un interval of three weeks, a earn! eame announcing liU safe arrival in France. In the meantiine. tin usual routine of student life was transpiring at Marlow. Of course, all the stud nta were interested in Claude's welfare because lie was the lirst Marlow student to reach the scene of the great eon diet. Then he was missed at his guard position on the basketludl team and Ix-hind the lint on the baseball team. Of course Lilce missed him more than all. She was always smiling, however, lavause, just as regularly as the mail could In- received from across the sea. she received long cheery letters from her soldier boy. “Who is it ? Who is it? was the qu ? tion the students were asking each other as they tiled into the large assembly hall on March :t. 1918, and saw the gold star that hail been attached to the big service dag. No one seemed to lie able to answer the query however, ami quickly the student laxly settled into a reverent silence, waiting for the entrance of the President. Soon he came. The usual opening exercises were observed and President Wellman started to speak. “Students of Marlow. Ix-gnu the president, his voice trembling with the feeling that possessed his great heart. We have seen our footludl heroes go to defeat against great odds and against superior foes, without grumbling or shrinking from their duty. I have here a telegram from the Secretary of War, telling me that one of our students has been defeated for the last time. The win reads as follows; “President I. X. Wellman. Marlow University. Dear Sir: 1 regret to inform you that Claude C. Knight, known as Indent ideation Check Number 1502. was in-lltantly killed in action on March 1. 1918. The gasps eame as from one mouth. STAR—Continued As they filed out of tin auditorium. no student spoke it lam an 11 v«N I vliis|H r. They had l cen dismissed with tin announcement that a .Memorial service would Ik held at three oVIoek the following afternoon. When that time eamc. all those who had weleoiniNl the coni| any of engineers haek on Thanksgiving Day now assembled to honor the memory of th. one who would not return. That iiiuht at the Kappa Tan house, the (Sold Star was |ier-malientlv imlx'dibsl in the marble slab that rested just above the fraternal eo.it -of •arms. Kaeh man who could I mast of a brotherly relationship with the .Marlow hero, pledged himself that night to (five as freely as their martyred brother had (riven. In lew than two weeks, these pledges weiv made good. The Kappa Tan house was closed and fourteen more stars were added to the service Hay at Marlow. On May 20. at eight-thirty, when the Frisco K. pr� ss lieyaii to pull out of Alone, one of the Pullman seats was occupied by a lithe, trim, little tiynro dressed in a neat black and white suit. A smile covered her face. Only one glance would In needed to rreognia Li Ice. She had chanjjed in that she was more lieautiful. All her other efforts mid donations had lieen so feeble that she was now enronte to New York when she would enter the nursing servii e. At Marlow the gold star that had been placed at the top of the service Hay. now had placed licside it a blue one which con-trine I a white cross in the center. This one represented Lilec. A ; the stiidents had always seen Claude and l.ilee together in Marlow life, so now they remcnilicr them as insepenible. Thus the gold star had inspired Marlow to a deeper ronse-cnition to the great cause. (1. Tiiomas Martin . ’10. 113 THE RAVINE This is our scene of beauty, haunt of dryads ami naiads; Path of an ancient streamlet, bordered with tnros m graceful. The stately elm. how it loves thee, and the smooth-skinned svea-more also. Kaeli lovelier far and more perfect Ilian the lioasted tree of old monarehs. The goldi-it plane tree of the Persians. () relict of Nature's dominion, Sill}? me the song of thy lteing! Sin .' of the scenes thou hast witnessed ! In the now far-distant ages. when hoary time was much younger. Sin} of the many wild creatures. the preyed upon ami the preying. The aerial things and the tinny that have found a home in thy bonders. Thou singest ol many such tenants to him who will list to thy singing. 0 give me an ear turned to hear thee, to catch thy faintest wliis- |mr! And quicken my dull comprehension. that I may the more understand thee. 1 hear thee tell many stories, more lu-autifiil each, more appealing Than those of the fairies and satyrs, the fahled folk of the ancients. I sis the timid deer feeding, the graceful doe and her darling. Cropping the tender heritage, and quenching their thirst in thy streamlet. ! sis the Myriad insects, the thousand-shaped. delicate creatures That flitted .iIhiiiI with they zephyrs, and passed a brief space in thy keping. I see the you hr Indian maiden, the unfettered queen of the forest. Wait in at death of day to keep her tryst with her lover. Am: now I see the first paleface, the Itardv old hunter and trapper. Building his camp-fire la-side tins , ami broiling his Itsli and wild turkey. And now I sis- tins encircled with the Imsy hur.i of the white man i-oved by his sons and daughters, the fair young seekers of knowledge. More lovely than Indian maiden, more beautiful even than naiads. And thus hits the scale ascended, hut who wili say it is finished f Who next shall drink in thy beauty? Who lovingly hear thy soft whispers? Shall worthier eyes yet behold tliee? Or some future one sing thy praises! AlasI I can hear not thy answer, thou only munmircsi sadly. Forgive me. I humbly implore thee! I now know why thou mur- murcst. I have tried to purloin from the future what man is kept from knowing. So now farewell, dear comrade, I am 1 letter off for thy telling. I'll think of tins forever, and 1 treasure thee in my memory. Kuvii.m: Sow a ki s, T9. hi 115 TIIK RAVINE The Whine of the Slacker I voiv Tuesday now is moat loss And IIio Wednesdays all arc whoatless; I Cut soon wo'ro going to win tin war. oxt inv virtual all come sweeties . And my homo is also heat less; Now wlint next for mo in store? Oh. my soeks have all got footle !. And my trouser they arc sealless : Snro I-m Ki tting sad ami son . K very whore I go is troat less. And my lied an getting shooth,s.s-My, I hate the Kaiser mon and more. Mv food liox is golfing unties. . And my pig sty. it is shoatlcwi— Oh! why don't they end the war. Sim , my liaok is getting ooallosx And my pockets an all noteless— flee. the wolf is at the door. All the girls I meet an- llirtloss. And l ni getting almost shitilosM— I can surely ls ar no more. If those soldiers would get wiser. And jump in and kill the Kaiser, That wotdd surely end the war. —I. M. in; SCHOOL ALPHABET A is for Andrew, whose A’s an so rare. 15 is for Burnside with la-ant ifnl hair. (' is for callers to Dorm pirls. so few. I) is for Dciiuinp, another won't do. K is for Kdith. in the window she sits, r is for France who loves to knit. J is for Grace, who rooms in suite E, II is for Helen, rijrht near in suite ( I is Itniorant. of course there are none, J Ls for Johnson the red-haired one. K is for Knodc, whose home's far away. L is for l-eSaue who's with us to stay. M is for Mae. a student of famc(l). is for Newell (it won't lonp Ik- her name.) O is for Orpha, assistant librarian. I’ is for Pet try, the famous comedian. Q is for ‘‘Questions.” of course there are many, H is for Ithodcs. who fmates with “Benny.” S is for Steele, a pirl of first class, T is for Teddy, who died, alas! U is for “IV which means the school. V is for Victory, ami win is our rule. V is for wishm when things po dead wroup. And for X. Y. and V. we will say “so lonjr.” —Kt.ir-VRtrrn llr.icoiji. 117 SEEN ON THE Ho lhut is faithful in ihiit which is Irust will Ik faithful also in much. Kvon a ohihl is known by its doing . whether hi work In-pure, and whether it Ik right. To thine own self Ih true; thou etuist not then In false in any man. Think of these things. Xo more going to the ilmjr store at nni lime without permission. No more hanging around, sitting, or walking at the Sixteenth street entrance (insole or out.) or Sixteciltii at reel campus. Many mor times of ilisoheilienee will mean a leave of ah-senee. Please don’t spoil your happini'ss and that of other girls hy keeping me cross all the time. (iirls. don't ever carry your gum Ih Iow the second floor. I want you all to lie true ladies, and gum-chewing is not the mark of a true lady. Do not sweep the dirt into the halls, nor leave the wastebaskets outside the door. It makes a had impression 0:1 visitors DORM Study in your own room from 2:0ft to 4:01). and from 7:13 to 10:00 unless you have special permission. Lights put and kept out after I .tv bell, irde -• you have permission (uoboily 1 ut Seniors or verv close friends granted permission.) If you want to study after 10:30. Imve a feast, or stay with anyone, get permission and save yourself trouble, for you not do the work you are here for. unless yoa do as you should. Kiih s for all after the lb-ids and Met‘lies’ brief trip to the Frederick; Hereafter. I have a Imok it my room, and when you have goticu permission, just liefore von start downtown, come Its DORM BOARD Please never let me see you talking to the boys in the halls, someone might think you were running after them. You may not mean it so. hut Mrs. Itnstowe says it is lie'ter to stand and wait. From this time forth six-year Seniors may entertain their cal lets in the South Parlor when the faculty are not occupying it. If a member of the faculty should happen to come in. you n.list leave at once. Also anyone who has ati out-of-town caller may entertain them there. (Jo to lied when the 10:d0 bell rings. No visiting afterwards. lie at your meals on time, if you don’t. Mr. Woodley is going to take a hand. My girlies shall never go to Vanity Fair. I am sure all my girlies will Is ladies at the party to night. Do not go outside the parlor, and come to your room immediately when the bell rings. l)o not hang around the drug store nor on Sixteenth street, people are liable to make remarks. (Jirlies. yon an- just as dear and sweet as you can be. but you must go to Sunday Seliool and eliurch. i nicily and sign up. putting down the time yon left. When you tel urn, eome to my room and sign, pul'ing the time you return. The time limit away from building wil! lie two and onedialf I ours, unless special | ermix ion is given. You tire to enter no buildings without permission, except • the |K stoflire. picture shows, and Park's. (Jo to no other places. (Jet |M-rmission from no one but me. unless I am out of town. Do not call up ami say you are going to do so and so. get vour permission tirst. A DAY IN At six forty-five in the morning we hear A sound that wuulil almost deafen your ear. This ha| |M-us to Is the rising Ih-II That says to {ret up if you would Ik- well. Our breakfast we iiud to he war-bread and mush: Oli my! we think we’ve had mush enough. Hut of course of the war-bread we mustn't complain. For to Im- patriotic is our highest aim. The class boll rings at five of eight. Then a flurry and hurry, nr we will he late. With Where are my books? and How is my hair? We sea in per away with never a care. For five weary hours wo must sit in claw And listen to lectures as dry as huriit grass. We're most starves! to death when one o'clock cornea. Hut we rush to the mail box. hoping for some. When we go to our tables, our hopes are all sped. For we find only beaus and burnt corn-bread. After lunch we go for a walk, hut Oh. me. We’re sure in great danger if some lioy we see. When the hell rings fur two. to our rooms we must go. We're cx| eetcd to study, hut we don't do so; For you know its so nice to visit and chat. Or read a good novel, or something like that. When the Ih-II rings at four, fora walk we may go. I'p Sixteenth Street way. or the drugstore, you know. THE DORM If we sin- a man, we must oVr look away. Or wo “won't Ik- Indio . tlu-y all do say. At six o’cloek sharp ( ?) to our dinner wo go. Hut although wo an- starved. it‘ no usr wo know; For it's always the same, it change none; .Moat wo can't chew, and | otntoes half done. If wo have a dessert, there a many a sigh. For it's sour apple sauce or gooseberry pie. Then wo go for a walk till the Ik-11 rings for seven. When wo go up to our little heaven. Till ton wo're expected to study and work. Hilt ah mo! I'm afraid there's a few who will shirk; For it's nicer to visit or have a groat “feed, And hide from the Lyon if there's a need. To our little white beds wo don't always go. When the ten-thirty hell tells us to do so; Hut wo turn out our lights and wait till wo know All is quiet, then to a party wo go; Or a “midnight feed or a masquerade Is the most fun that over could Ik- made. Hut wo‘re always asleep sometime in the night. And up the next morning, happy and bright. In spite of all rules, and “dont’s and “cant's,' Dorm life is the host, we all have to gran ; For we're always happy, and jolly, and gay. Never having a care the livelong day. ; _ pi l it THE MARSHALL In tin fall of last year there lamhil in town The jollies! erow'll t lint eonl«l ever Ik- foutnl; To the Marshall Donn they everyone enmc. To join in her honor nml huiltl tip her fume. No happier crowd could ever Ik seen. So noble anti true as the girls of 'IS. Gladys Farmer comes first with her cheerful smile, Flossie is next who laughs all the while. Kiuiiui ami Blanche are the happiest of all. They laugh ami they sing from spring until fall. Xcliua is sweet, but how she can teai.se! Ami Von is in love, we really believe. Blsie is tall, ami sweet ami fair. Florence, her room-mate, is fond of nil hair. Grace .larrett is one we would miss in the Dorm. She sings and whistle through every storm. Marie is known to make many an A. And Audrey's as bright, we all must say. Helen is sweet, so ipiict and mild. Terlie is surely a mighty nice child. Fritz and I5i « just love to dance. Whenever there is the slightest chance. Elizabeth .Mytinger's a ipteen. we all know. And no one is sweeter than our own “Flo.” Leona's our preacher, ‘‘Brother Watkins” by name. And our choir leader's Wills, when a meeting's the game. Blizalieth llernld is known for her sinile. DORMITORY Map's our musician, ami sing all the while. Helen Steele is so nice, with a voice sweet ami low, Mary Iturnside must always look just m . Helen Echols is famed for her pretty brown eves. Matson I’arsons we know to Ik- very wise. Viola is president of the Y. V. A.. Garnet would make you lauieli all day. Itelieeca ami Myrtle look just alike, lint to say they art sisters is not at all right. From South Carolina is Anna l«ear, Kdith's so happy and sheds never a tear. Mabel Stewart is known for her pretty clothes; Stella is lovely, as everyone knows. Then come our twins. Rose and Ruth McCue. And we have Inez and Gladys, too. Ruth Strohmeier goes to the Model School. And Elise is known to Invak many a rule. Irene studies from morning to niirht; Shirley Iturjiess we know is very bright. Roxie is from Mr. Franklin's town; She's ;i girl that is never known to frown. Catherine Shannon sings like a lark; Glennn Kincaid is 4iu algebra shark. Vera Reed is so full of fun; Myrtle Hedrick we know is the brilliant one. Mart- IlovIlium is loved by all. THE MARSHALL DORMITORY-Continued Beulah make many a lo«il l« A. Lco'ia nlways has something lo say. Martha Boiuir is as good as gold; Olive is married, although she's not old. Cilia's a Senior, we tv sorry lo say; Frances is another so happy and gay. Leiia is pretty, graceful and sweet: Evelyn's the one we all like to meet. There's Cordelia Pierpoint who talks all the time: And Margaret Frazier, so modest ami kind. The Ko'sels we have, three sislerx in all, Velma and I-ora. ami Alberta so tall. Lucy is busy and |eoo l and kind; Knth Uoh-s is the sweetest one you'll find. Mary Courtney, we know, a good housewife would make; Winnie Sutpliin. we think, a soldier will take. Mae Hoiiehins is known for her eyes of blue; Hazel's the kind that will always he true. Sarah knows every lesson well. Hazel Kirby ever has somethin); to tell. Orpha is never known to be slow; Ruth is the happiest girl we know. Hazel ami Paekic we shall not forget; For they're the funniest we’ve seen yet. (!o!da and Fern are sisters they say. For they're never apart the livelong day. A girl we all like is Opal Wanl. Flora is ever studying hard. Mildred Taylor's a quiet, industrious girl; Martha does things in a rush and a whirl. Berta and l)ocia have not long been here. But to us all they are very dear. Our little French maid is Olga Ronier; And there's Clara who is never known to fear. Mary Ankrom is known as “The Faculty’ Pet”; Wilma is little, Imt pretty you liet! Anna la'wis is one who has a good time; Florence Juhling’s tin- girl we all like fine. Winnie Kincaid is busy all day. Helleu Wallace is ever happy ami gay. Helen Rhodes is the one we want when we're blue. She ean cheer you up as nothing can do. Edith Franklin's our bahy and never afraid; Mary Arnold's a busy and dear sweet maid. Nila's a quiet and modest girl. (lemma to us is a precious pearl. Florence Crum is always calm and mild; Lucile is the nicest kind of a child. Eva and Anna come last on our list. When they leave the Dorm, they'll surely Ik missed. Then here's to our Dorm that we all love so well. And the many good times wo shall always tell; May her daughters ever as happy lie seen. So noble and true as the girls of ’IS. 1 CALENDAR Sept. 18—Once more the | tor tills of learning have fluti}: open their door to all who can1 to enter in. Sept. 19 The Freshmen appear to lie in great excitement anil terror, as they wander about the buildings in search of their various classes and teachers. Sept. 20 Mrs. Lyon calls her girlies together, and lays down laws and regulations of the Dorm. Sept. 21—First student meeting. The rules of the school were read for those who couldn’t read. Sept. 22 The football material appears to lie a little light. Sept. 24 Second week started. The Fresliies an- not quite so excited by now. Conch Shipley was taken for a Freshmun by mistake. Sept. 25—Mrs. Lyon began to show her authority in the Dorm. A certain group of Juniors in Suites l and K were the victims. Sept. 2G Short periods and chattel. Wc foci very insignificant as we look up into the fares of the faculty as they sit lined so very dignified and stiff. It really seems they are looking through and through us, and we feel very uncomfortable. Dr. Wood, of tin- Fifth Avenue Itoptisl Church, gives us a very interesting address. Sept. 27 -Short |M-riods again, hooray! Karl Jansen, a famous orator, from Sweden, addresses us on physical culture. Mow to make love in a Ford, at thirty miles |ier hour was very graphically demonstrated for those who have never had the privilege of actually experiencing it. l® Sept. 28—Y. V. and Y. M. C. A. reception. A great success in spite of the Freshmen's timidity. It was really |Kithetie to see them embarrassed. Oct. 1 Mrs. Myers is suffering dreadfully from the terrible behavior of the young men in the library. Already her fingers are numb from snapping them so frequently, and her voice is growing weak from clearing her throat so often. Hoys, please Is- a little considerate of a |� oor old lady. Oct. 2 Green Tomato I’ie in the Dorm, causing much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. (Jet. a-CI,apcl again. Dr. Fugle, of the first Methodist Church addresses us; very interesting and instructive. Oct. 4—Class meeting of all classics, ami election of officers in each. We think the Freshios made a bad choice in their President. as Talmi is too much of a l«ihy to guide tin affairs of so ninny other ones. Oet. .7 Several of our young people attend a League Social at the Johnson Memorial Chureli( T). Imt are found out walking hy Mrs. Lyon. against all rules of etiquette. The hoys were holding to the girls’ arms, and Squirrel Rawlings was smoking a cigarette. Of course Mrs. Lyon took her girlies right home, and there was a council held in her room until midnight. Oct. t First foot hall game at Denison I'niversity. Oet. 7 “Red Co|H n uuikes his dashing and hrilliant entrance at the Dorm. Il got rather fussed on his arrival, and hud to ask Mrs. I.yon how to find his girl. He can Is forgiven. Ikvuusc lie is so little. Oet. 8 -I'ncle Benny Franklin warns his Knglish classes that it’s' high time for them to he getting on the job ’ and quit loafing. Oct. 0—Toddy wanders outside tin Dorm to some secluded spot on the campus, and Mrs. Itristowe is much terrified at his absence, insisting that the whole donn engage in searching for him. Oet. 10— Mr. Woodley leads the singing ill eliupel. Smothered ( f) sounds an- heard in the audience. Oet. II—Mrs. Lyon is very much worrit'd because some of her girlies have gone to the llipp, There’s no plaec for ladies to go. is seen on the Dorm Ituard. Oct. 12 ••Frankie Watkins makes his entrance to the Dorm: he became so terrified at the surroundings that In declares he will never return. Oet. 13— Marietta game. Very excitingf Oct. II “Squirrel Kawling visits the Dorm: some of tin girl are a little jealous. Oct. 15—Mrs. Hristowe informs the girls that she wants them to net rubber soles and heels for their shoes, so Teddy's slum-l� ers won't 1m disturbed. Oct. 16— Matty wails and groans are heard issuing from Miss Hackney's geometry room. also many |min-strieken faces are seen among her students. Oct. 17—Y. XV. A. “Candle Light Service for new members; “.lust a song at Twilight” very pretty and effective. Oct. IS Oh joy! short periods again; pep meeting in the Auditorium. The girls sit on one side and sadly look on while the lw ys practiced veils on the other. Poor weak creatures! It's s i uulady-like for girls to yell f). Oct. 1!� —Mrs. Mvers escorts some of her most hrilluut young men from the library to the X'atican. XXV dan say they were ns meek ns htndis in the awful presence of llis Highness, and made resolutions to In- so good as never to la brought back there again. Oct. 20—Ottcrhein game at home. Tie field is very muddy, and some of the girls nearly faint at the sight of the team. First Classical meeting. President Howard Pettrv arrives a little late to deliver his celebrated inaugral address. Oct. 21 A group of .voting people want to go kodaking, but Mrs. I.yon insists that they take an old maid chajieron along. They all return home in disgust and anger. Oct. 22 Mrs. Lyon declares she is going to leave the Dorm unless the girls act better. What if Miss Slants would take her placef Horrors! ! ! ! Oct. 2d First numlter of Peoples Kntcrtainmcnt Course at City Auditorium. Mynm Shal low, a priina donna soprano of Chicago, makes her appearance. list Oct. 2-1—Dr. Hu worth t caches some of hix favorite hymns in clin|M l. so he won't bo so embarrassed when visitors come. Oct. 25 The first snow.whieh nearly lasted all summer. Every one enjoys sleighing. either as spectator or participant. One load hits a tree and greatly damages the campus. Oct. 26—Short periods ami class meetings, (irandpa lister and Walter Mitchell debate on woman suffrage at literary. Oet. 27—Georgetown game away. Oct. 20—Misx .IoIiiim.hi discovers that some of her sup| OM-d1y most brilliant l.atiii students have been “riding n pony.” Much loud talking and suffering ensues. Oct. 30— Air. Woodley is gone, and as a result, a group of psychology students are happy. We won't object if he .stays a weed. Oet. 31—Clio meeting after rha|K-l. “Benny is outrage I ] ecauso some of his English students are fifteen minutCK late. He donated each a large tardy mark, and entertained the whole class by caustic comments the rest of the period. Nov. 1 Howard Hot try is thought to be insane because Miss Diehl actually ignore him. Too bad. Pet. try again. Nov. 2 First meatless day. Did not cause much commotion, because it had been expected for several days. Our teeth will In- saved some extra chewing. Some Dorm girls are fearful that three-eent postage will play havoc with their corrv |M ndcncc. Nov. 3 Hallowe'en masquerade and dance it the Dorm gymnasium. However, no I toys were allowed there, as Mrs. By on thought her girlie could have so much Itettcr time by themselves. She forgets that we have “old maid |mrties all the time. Nov. � -The hoys an- about to starve because of the | oor eats at the club. It's a shame; they have to five on beans, and there are a great many rocks in them that they can't chew up. 124 Xov. 6 -John i sick. so tin Dorm girls have nothing to eat as a result. Xov. 7 Students War Friendship Fund Campaign. Marshall goes ov«r the top with a subscription of £2,334. Great cx-eiteinent and enthusiasm prevails among the students. Xov. 8 .Mrs. Lyon is having great sorrow, ns some of her sweet girlies were having a party last night, ami she was attraeted to the room by the fragrant odor of onions. Xov. ‘t Junior hike. The Juniors are some hikers! Many ‘•matches’ are “lit tip. Xov. Ill Great football game at league Park. W. V. IT., vs. v. P. l. Ilf course W. v. U. won. Xov. 12 The Pope declared there is too much loafing in the halls and drives a gang into the library to give Mrs. Myers a few happy moments. Xov. Id Edward Amherst Ott comes in the second nnmlter of the People’s Entertainment Course with his great lecture “Sour Grapes. Xov. 14 Dr Anthony, of the Johnson Memorial Church, addressed us in eliapcl. Class meetings, ami again “Benny” gives us tardy marks. Xov. 13—Mr. Woodley reveals some of his wonderful experiences and advent hits in Xew York, much to the pleasure (f of his psychology class. Xov. 1t� lC d letter day! The unparalleled Juniors decide to put out the Mirabilia ami get to work. Miss Hackney objects stnrnoiisly liecniise the class meeting takes the most important members of her trig, class. The topie. Should Dorm Girls Im- Allowed on the Streets Without ChaperonsT” is discussed in Krosophian. part of the woman haters and old maids taking the negative side. Xov. 17 -(Same with Muskingum College played away. Second Classical meeting. President Peltry does not show up. Nov. 19—Miss Mai Sell wilier, of Boston, visits college on a trip Instill:; u � wk or more. nn l treats us to some wry liberal iloxrs of Boston fiiltiiiv on the installment plan. Not so Iwl after all. when we get dismissed from elms. Nov. 20 .Miss Sclireiber mlilnwis the faculty ami student laxly on a topic which we could not locate. Nov. 21 Food conservation talk in the auditorium by Miss Whitaker. Mr. Hoover having suggested it. A great sigh was heard from the Dorm bunch, for they have been eating Hoover soup nil along. For fear that no one has tried this delicious dish, we give the recipe here: A quart of water for each person, add one hcitn. 1 x t boil lirowu ami serve hot. If it is too rich, add more water. Nov. 22 Bah! rail! rah! The hoys serenade the Dorm and Imild a big bonfire on the campus. The racket was deafening. The naughty boys kept the girls awake, and did not let them take their lieiiuty sleep that they needed o much. Many a lullin' out was given to those found looking out their windows. Disgraceful! Nov. 2d Freshics a tv forced to go tieless, as they actually are going to try to have a party to-night. Several pretty scraps in the hulls before the eight o'clock bell rings. Several get called to the office. The Knxsophian takes a yell practice, as Mrs. Lyon is not in. and tomorrow we play Morris Harvey. Another pep meeting held in one of the Dorm rooms la'fore Mrs. Lyon returns, also a parade. Sonic racket! Nov. 21 Mrs. Lyon finds that most of her girlies are planning to yell at the ball game, ami with tears in her eyes ami anger in her heart, she calls them together for a lecture by the Dope. Of course he said: “Don't yell under any eondi tions, its a mark or undignity and unrefinement.’ But did wef Shiv! Nov. 2t •“Bunimy” Cable almost fell over today, when a pretty lit I It girlie asked him a question, ami lie really liatl to speak to her. It s a shame that some people are so bashful. Nov. 27 lied Cross concert in the Auditorium. Mr. Childs shows his great ability as a musician, and Marguerite Cav-endidi charms all lie her whistling. Nov. 28 Deacon Frusurv preaches our Thanksgiving sermon in chapel. The class presidents were lined up in the faculty's places, trying to look diguilied. It looked to us like their knees would not act just right, wonder what the matter was. Nov. 2! Thanksgiving! Football game with the High School. The Dorm girls have a dinner for once, which was certainlv enjoyed by all. Dee. 3 Hack again! Many of the Dorm girls look happier since lieing home a few days. Dec. I Dr. Haworth is gripping again. We do hate to hear of his illness, hut what a relief to get out of Literature. Dee. .V Cha|M-l once more! The Dope hopes we have hnd a line time Thanksgiving. Some of the Chapel Skippers' Association are called to the Vatican for explanations. Mrs. Torrence. a Marshall alumna and missionary from China, gives the Y. W. C. A. a very interesting talk about her work there. Dee. 6—tir.mdpa 1 .ester declares lie will get married as soon as he can tind a good looking girl that can eook and has a good disposition. We’re afraid you're in for a long hunt. Grandpa. Dee. 7 Musical recital. This was a great relief to us. as j er-haps now the music students will practice on some new pieces. Dec. S Miss Stevenson is called away by a death in her family. We are very sorry to see her go. and she has our sincere sympathy. Mrs. Lyon is away, and Mrs. Hristowe loses several |KMinds in running up and down the stairs trying to keep the girls quiet. The football banquet comes off. Some 11 5 chicken! And didn't “Red” lead yrlhl Mount elected captain for next year. Dee. 10 It is so cold in tin- library that Mrs. Myers has to take her studious few to the Society Hall. The ltoya are a little noisy. Dee. 11—Mrs. Bristowc declares she is having a time keeping Teddy warm these cold nights. and no wonder! The Dorm is as cold as a refrigerator. Dee. 12 Musical recital in the Aiiditoriinii by Mrs. Maiuwrv' Mrs. Haworth, and Miss Wilson's students. Dec. Id .Joint meeting of the V. W. and Y. M. (’. A. A very good attendance. “There's a reason. Dec. I I Francis McMillcn, the great violinist, comm in the third number of the People's Kntertninmciit Course. Fine. Dee. 15—Classical night. The council of the twelve gods and goddesses: the sweet domestic tranquility of .Jupiter and •Juno was very conducive to conjugal aspirations. Dec. 17 Small pox scare! One ease in the Dorm. After a faculty |MtW-| OW. we are told we had In-Iter go home. All tin- Dorm girls are vaccinated before leaving. dan. 7 Hack again! Kvervone telling what they had to cat at home, ami what they got for Christmas. dan. S Dorm girls al-out to freeze. .Mrs. Myers is just almut crazy, as she must still slay in Society Hall. My! we all wish it would warm up again. •Ian. !■ Chapel again. Dr. Anderson tells us about lions, lie says that some of us meet them every day. The Dorm girls can hardly see how this can lie possible. dan. 10—Mrs. I.von's bulletin I maid empty for once nil dnv. We wonder how she has started the new year thus. dan. 11- Marshall goes on masse to the tabernacle to hear Dr. Anderson talk on “llaliliicat on the Outside aim! Inside of the Head.” m .hm. 1-1 Miss llo] |M . our new (kmum lonelier, arrives from liien|TO tjiiversily. Wo think she is all rijrht. if we eoulil only understand her. .hin. I I First Mirnhiliti hoard meetinj ; our trials mid tribulations have just hctrtiu. Miw 11• decides she is erent int? too tnueli interest lieentnae of her (iorinan aneestry. m� she folds her tent like the Arab, nml silently hops away. .hm. li Th«- in 11 11 talked almnt Fresh-Soph debate fails to nta torialize. We wonder wliieli side trot cold feet find f Jan. 10 Messrs. Reed, Clark, and Robinson, ntcmliors of the Anderson Kvaiigclistic party, visit ns in Mr. Reed play several selections on the piano for us. and (fives some recitations “In the Usual Way.” .Mr. Clark sings some war songs, and .Mr. Robinson gives a very interesting talk. Jan. I —Dorm girls | oisoiicd on tomato soup. Some time! Jan. 18 .Many Dorm girls still unable to come to class. Students go to tnlieruncle en masse again, or perha|is in links would Im a liettcr way of saying it. as the streets an- so slippery that we have to bold to one another to stand up at all. Jan. I! Classical night. “Red” (’open stars tvs the lion, displaying wonderful dramatic ability. -Jan. 21 Freshman picture party. Of course the children had to have plenty of ebaiieronn, so Mr. Kninklin and Miss Andrew both went tdong. -fan. 22 Mrs. I .yon is worrits I because the girls want to go to the taliernacle so much. It isn't good for their health to lose so much sleep anti lie out every night. Jan. 2-1 The celebrated Fisk Jubilee Singers at the City Auditorium. Their program certainly was line. Jan. 21—Mrs. I .yon finds some of tin girls biding in a clothes press of their neighbor . As a warning to others, she earn-ptised them two weeks. Jan. 25 Mr Rohinson. of the Anderson party, gives an interesting talk to the Y. V. and Y. II. C. A., after which some go in a botl.v to the taliernacle, where they have reserved seats. However, some of the Iwivx prefer to play set-back Accordingly, there was only one representative of the Y. M. C. A. there. Jan. 28- Mrs. Lyon is very angry to-day. ami to console herself, she |Mists a lot of rules on the Dorm board. She declare that she never in her life saw such a bunch of girls. Jan. 2! Much excitement in the Dorm, caused by the finding of u large brooch in tin potatoes. It dcvelo|� that it l elongs to one of the colored cooks. Everyone is studying him I for the exams, tuul Mrs- Lyon. Mrs. Itrixtowe, and Teddy tret some rest. •Inn. :M) First exam. Everyone is quaking in their slioi-s. Did yon notice liow the teachers an- being talked almut ? Some were j erf� etly lovely, and others were—we’d hate to say. dan. 31 Exams, all day. Everyone looks | nle and weary. Even the teachers look faint. Feb. I Still more exams.! Terrible! lint how nice to know they’re over. Miss l.imont meets girls with High School girls at First Methodist t'hnreh. Mr. Robinson meets boys with High School lioys, at 1‘n-sbyterian Cliureh. The High girls mv very unladylike, and wo ean appreciate our super-ior training along that line. Marshall donates $4. to Dr. Anderson. Fell. I Enrollment day. Fine chance for lovers to converse. The College Juniors have their first party in the Dorm parlors, with the liasketliall team as guests. Some time, erode mihi. Feh. � Mrs. Lyon informs the Dorm girls that one of the Senior privileges will In entertaining callers in the Scnth I’arlor. otherwise, it is for the facility only. Many jealous hearts result. Fell. I Kenton Taylor has the great privilege of enjoying Mrs. Myers' i soort to the Vatican. You have our sympathy, Kenton. Fell. 7 Extra student meeting. Dr. Anderson gives us a farewell address. The Auditorium is so cold that we an erowded into Society Hall. Some members of the Chrt|iel Skippere’ Association jump out of the window. Feh. 8 Mrs. Myers ill: the library is some noisy place. Feb. II Mrs. Lyon is veiv cross. Yesterday she was terrified 11-7 to find the parlor light off, aiul several couples in tlie room. And to think of 11 six-year Senior licing with us too! She has informed the maid to watch the light after this. Keb. 12—Another meatless day. Means and corn bread at the Donn and rluh also. Al� e didn't have so mueli on us when it comes to slim diet. Feb. Iff- Mr. Hosts, a musician, from New York, entertains us with some selections on the piano in the Auditorium. The Martin quartet also gave us some pretty good songs. We prophecy that Tom will put Caruso on the blink some day. Feb. 1-1 Frank Watkins is looking faint. We lielicve it is lie-cause In- is failing to make a hit with one of Min. I .yon's girlies. Feb. 15-—Everything is dead to-day. nothin' doin' a-tall. Feb. IS Nothing exciting except Mr. Franklin has a Iwid cold and is very cross; we hope lie will get lietter before tomorrow. Feb. lit Captain de Beaufort, a Belgian military officer, gives an interesting and instructive talk at the City Auditorium. Gladys Farmer wonders why he carries that cane. Feb. 20 Captain dcBcaufort shows us some very interesting slides ami photographs of the war in our Auditorium. Mrs. Everett thought lie was a German and left the room in indignation. Feb. 21—Short periods, hooray! Organization of the class War Savings Stamp Societies. Mr. Ix-Cato chaperons the Dorm girls to the Morris Harvey Itasketkdl game. Feb. 22 The Krosophiau has charge of the Washington's Birthday exercises in rhapcl. Miss Steele. Miss McCullough. Mrs. Dowdy, (i rami pa I .ester. Clyde Bonar. and Krvillc So wards give a very interesting program. b. 25 Mm. Lyon has found one of her sweetest little girlies visiting with her chnm all night. She is terribly sorry. Feb. 20 The Mimes McCucs. lleiil, ami Strohmeier have grown tired mid weary of the dull Dorm life, mi they dined at the Frederick this evening. Mrs. Lyon is terrified at their absence and rails all over town to find their whcrealiontK. They finally show up at 10:30 I’. M. Feh. 27—Chapel ami short |ieriods, everyone rejoicing its usual. Mr. Woodley urges the girls to work in the Red Cross room, and .Miss Higgins tells them they must take phvsieal training if they cx|H-ct to graduatc Feb. 2$ One of the Dorm girls leans against a wash basin, breaking it from the wall. The water almost covered the second Hoor. Many screams were heard. The night watchman was almost as excited as the girls when he had to come up and fix it. March 1 Water turned off in city. Dorm girls are terrifies! at having to go without their hands and fact's washed. Mr White carries water nearly a mile mi Teddy can take a bath Senior Secondary party at Dorm. March 4 -Miss Kissel and Grandpa locator an seen talking to fret her a great deal in the library. Wonder what’s so interesting f Maivh 5 Mrs. Lyon didn’t sleep much last night, as she found a hunch of her girlies having a midnight feed. She is com pletely heart broken to think that they would lie so rude ami unrefined, ami liesides, losing so much sleep, too. March C Sailors. Red Cross nurses, milkmaids, colonial dames, ami others from the Model school give u very intonating entertainment for the Junior Red Cross in the Auditorium. March 7—la'slie Heck has his hair combed and a tic on. wonder of wonders! We think lie must have his eye on a certain Dorm maiden. For her sake we wish you fisherman’s luck. Leslie. March S Faculty music recital by Miss Macgeorge, Mrs. Haworth, ami .Miss Wilson. Some allair. Dolan has a race with I he (lowers. Marv-h II Frank I-eSagc almost wares Miss DeXoon by having bis algebra lesson. Man'll 12 Weher Male (Quartet comes on the Kntrrtninmrnt Couiw. Those readings certainly were great. n'e l-ee pas? Mareli 13 Dr. Iloyt. of the Congregational Church. gives an addrvtet in ehapi'l. Frank Tallnian anil Tahor are n-pri-inaiuleil for talking in eba|M'l. Man h II Doe Haworth tells iis of his childhood days. Some chap yon were doe. Some one thinks Whitney Itelongs to the Moil el School. Why don’t you grow a little, soil? Maivli 15- Ides of Man-h. The Seniors let us have short periods and then show off in chape! to get even with us. Our day will come, though. Prof. Caldwell expounds some me. ehnnies that are far too deep for the under classmen. Man-li 16—Prominent Sophomore loses two hours sleep, as he thought we were going to have school today (Saturday) and mine in on time. Sad to relate, however, he could not gain his accustomed corner in the library for an hour. Man'll IS Mrs. I.yon catches Florence and “Red” taking their noon-day stroll. Consequently, the Dorm Iwanl is filled with new rules aliout walking with the boy . Man-li lit Dot-” llaworth absent; great rejoicing in -lunior l.iterature. We guess something must have happened to Ilia steamer. March 20—Chapel seats reassigned to us. and the class officer have a lianl time locating us all again. Dr. Wood gives an interesting talk. Mnn'h 21—Two prominent Seniors and a Junior play Wonls. worth on Ritter Ilill. while tin chauffeur roc for an extra tin and some gasoline. March 22 K« «l Cross brneiit recital by Miss 11i ririns' clast in interpretive dancing. The six I toys in the sword dance seem a little nervous. .Mandi 2d School today, hut short periods. “Doc” forgets to come. Mnn-li 25 Kditor Ia Sage is winning great fame these days. The Hotel to day was a howling success. Keep it up. I ’rank, we’re all with yon. ’| irh 26 Dr. Ilnworth’x literature class is serenaded by Messrs. Roberts, Morris. Kowards, and f'ammack. Marvli 27 Mr. Norman home again. He makes a talk in clinpn on Thrift and War Savings Stamps. We are glad to see him Isiek. 129 March 2S- Mrs. Myers semis several girls over to the Dorm in search of library Iwnks. They were not found. March 2! —-St. Klmo Fox gives a piano recital. Many go home for Faster. April I All Fool's Day. The llotarinns, however, show their wisdom by partaking of a delicious dinner prepared and served by the Domestie Science girls. Some feed. Group pictures for the Minibiliii were not taken. April 2- Mr. Franklin has a new suit. Have you not iced how Miss----------smiles T April 'i- Separate meeting of the liovs and girls to plan for the parade, instead of clui| cl. April I Drill for parade in the gym. The formation for the I' ami S have some mix up. Miss Higgins almost loses her sweet disposition. April 5—Teddy NVoodley Mristowe passes away. Dorm in deep mourning; all business operations cease in resjieet. Augusta la-nska sings at the City Auditorium. Kentucky Wesleyan Itaschall game. Of course we won. II—2. April 6—Patriotic Parade! We go to a havliall game during school hours, ami practice for the parade. Did you see those white trousers! Say, didn't we do our part in the |Mira le! 101x10111 sure did shine to-day. unit itoute. Prominent Sophomore escorts a College Junior from the balloon ascension. Didn't yon have the ear fare. Taliorf April S First of the series of Dorm lectures. Mrs. Woodley tells of her visit to (.'amp l«re. All the girls are ambitious to Ik soldiers. April !• Second lecture, on Broken Hearts and Broken Dishes, by Mix. Bristowe. She tells us not to flirt with the new waiters. April 10 Third lecture, by .Mrs. I .yon. on keeping our rooms i� � drain, chewing gum, (lining, loud talking, etc. We hope this is the Inst. April 11 Mrs. Lyon ill; everything quiet in the Dorm for once. April 12 Georgetown forgets to come to play a game. The Seniors Sceondnry .show how well they can net. Some stars in our midst. April ]: —Y. V. ami Y. M. ’. A. reception. According to Hoover’s advice, eats were tabooed. The new students are about the most bashful liuneli we’ve ever met lien-. We hope they will get over it soon. April 15— Miss Prichard springs a Latin test to the surprise of her Vergil class. Some grades result. April 16—Morris Harvey baseball game. The girls yell. but Mrs. Lyon hasn't found it out. We win, 9—8. April 17 Great rejoicing in chapel over our victory. Ilovs practice yells while girls look on. Team leaves on hasehall trip. All wish them good luck. Several Dorm maidens go to the dc|M t to sec them off. April IS—Miss Burgess has lost her glasses and can't ms-. We feel so sorry for her. hut get a review, ns she can't see the lesson. April 19—At last! A day bright enough for tin- Mimbilia groups to Ik- taken. Mr. Sowards tells of the “Cares of an Editor, at Rrntsophinn. April 20 Boy's “dress parade at school. Didn't Mr. Cobh look funny? Classical meeting, but many hud gone to that picture show. Pluto could not produce his lights when he earned off Proserpine. April 22 -Game at Morgantown. Don Jenkins is almost hit by a screen from a Dorm window. April 23—Sir. In-Cato chaperons his class bug hunting. April 24—French classes show off in chu|M-l by singing (t) some French songs. The graders teach us the new song. “America. My Country. Five-minute speaker from High School. April 2.7 Kdward 1 lowani Griggs, the celebrated lectun-r. gives us an interpretation of a tine nhl Spanish drama. It certainly was worth while. April 26 Boys allowed to visit special Dorm friends on porch of evenings until 8:00 p. m. Few have come so far. Let's hope for the future. April 27 Bast-ball team returns home. A. C. A. meeting of Junior High and Marshall girls, at Mrs. Moore's April 29- Morris Harvey game, at Barlioursville. Bunch of students go on truck. The noisy gang almost scared the farmers to the hills. We won. 7—1. April 30—Nothin? special today, except “Benny” is looking glum. Wonder who's the cause. May 1 Girls rush out to watch their faces in the dew. Trusty Tollman writes a note to a Freshman girl in chapel. The Domestic Science girls go to see “l’ollyanna,” on Rotary dinner tips. May 2—Ruth McTatniiiany gives a talk in cha|N l. It was especially interesting to the “Prince of the Blue Pencil.” May 3— Feast of the Little I ..interns, ” by the (Jirls' Glee Club. Didn’t 11 axel Kirby make some Chink! And how about Asa Carson, as Emperor! May -I College Juniors hike. Mr. White chaperons, much to the delight of the party. May 6—Game between the Collegians and Faculty. Some all playing put up on both sides. Score, 14—13, in favor of the Collegians. May 7—“Doc.” Haworth's tin lizzie goes up in flames. He is almost heartbroken over loss. Onions for dinner in the Dorm. We knew it while still in class. May 8—Father Altmcyer nobly expounds upon the advantages of studying the classics. May 9—Miss Prichard springs a test on the method claw. Weeping and wailing result, also some extraordinary grades. May 10 Junior party in Dorm parlors. The baseball team was invited, but some of them divided to go for a pleasure trip to Kentucky instead. Mrs. I.von funis some Dorm girls having a slumber party in Suite K. Was she angry! Oh. my! May 11---Girl in slunilier gang “porchcd till 10:00 a. m. The Mirabilia staff work night and day. Mav 12 I«rona Frye and Wills Ixtwther go to Catlettsburg. shocking! May 13—Xlirabitia Board working like sixty. May 14—Calendar completed. An re voir! j;ti SENIOR HOROSCOPES Name Nick Name Besetting Sin Redeeming Feature Mary Ankkom “The Pet Bossing Running errands Helen Blackwood “Baby” riting to .John Sucking her tluimli ...Talking IIkrma Johnson “Smiles” Her a| |H'tite ..Speaking to everyone .. Being |w pulnr ...Sinif iiijf Gladys Stanley Waits .Mischief Singing the scale .. Basketball star Olive Dowdy “Mb. ..... Guy Darning socks . Critic “Lit.” Annie Yates .. dust Annie .....Disagreeing . Her ear Ice cream with cherry on top.. ..Katins Bess Monrs Irene Watt .... Making eves at Mr. Franklin.... . Arguments Outcome Preceptress Sailor's wife Art teacher A (M'dapop ..Bachelor Maiden Political Boss Soldier's wife Red Cross nurse Stenographer A.B.. A M.. Ph.I).. L.L. Taking care of Charles Night watchman Ford II Hasn't decided vet m SHORT COURSE CHARACTERISTICS NaMK Nickname Xotkb Fob Ai'i-dkaxci: Paii.ixu Ambition Bui-All liM sslNO “IW10” . ..Wise IIhi.k.v Cuxi: Ki th Kankii.m'xkk Kmma Owens Pete” .Mai: Cow: ....‘•hid MaKV CorKTNKY Fl� RKNCK Denning .... 1 idle ..“K'sl Ki ik Giiimm “Grin” .... T11II . Silence ... Vassnr M II.I.A IXIWTIIEK lolly .. Lyric Joe s wife Fl.OSSIE -Moroax 1.ITY PETERS..... WlNNIK Si TIM 1 IN' .... Mai'ok WkISTON Mayuk Haynes “May” Iln.EN IIoi.t “Li;” .... -Ticcflll Il.iir O1.1.A Petit “Pet” •Inst 01 la ••Kvk” .... Itol ••Hob” Gl.AIIYS 1I.UJ. ”Gl.. |l” Smile Happy •' Dummy” Home in Charleston Ml THE GREAT AND NEAR GREAT Name WlLMA DlEIII.......... I IoW.Mil) PETTRY..... Don Jenkins Andrew Winters........ Ki th IIou ........... Renton Taylor......... Mavk llorcm.vs........ Thomas Dm.w Mary Burnside......... Prank Lksagk.......... Prank Watkins......... Don Ma tm)nai.i ...... Omks Tadoh ........... ( l.YUE Ho.NAK........ Von Pranki.in Eittli.e Ferguson..... ('hakims Tali.man.. Miuvrrj) IIaitonstai.l, KI-viij.i: Sowards.... Perry DCNCAN Bernard Mi'Ci LMinm. II.X7KL RoitINKTTK Cakiais Evans......... Thomas Martin......... Daniel Cable.... Haul Kicky............ Howard Sedinorr Pembroke Wiutney Rex IIoki ............ Wendell Reynolds...... Hazel Hinchkii........ i:w Nickname Favoriti: Kxi’ekssiox Faii.ino Amusement Ambition “ Deal .. “|{i« Pet” .“Well. I ll Im !”... “G'utib” ..“Well. 1 say “Snooks' To weigh -‘ton ‘•Riki-s” Hill !... “Taylor ' “Ilnoniixs” “f'.VRlHNAl.” “Pet”. ... Sack” .. ■ Isii’l .she entef Thrift stnni|� Smiling Go back to Ireland Hair Mistrew of hue House Puttees ” “Fat’’ .••(Hi. l.onl!” 4’Sissy “ ... ..“Thnl’s ii small ieeherg. . Size Girls’ Doctor . “No more lux-ail Too good Oak “Kid” Il.-llo Marv ! ’ Writing note in ch.� pcl Dates “Mid Hungalow for two Offices Si” “Reallv' Missionary Bobrik”. Writing to Nathan Soldier's wife Dick”... I’itehin kill To graduate “Rummy”. Sleeping Statesman Professor SlT� ’ Haseluill star “Tiny”... “ A.iall Stalesinan I KITY’'. Prcecotress “Cctey” .. Jlv Lord! Hoys Going to pharmacy. Public speaker 137 ■an WANTED A good wifi —“Benny” Franklin Someone to love—Frank I .c Sage A reil headed man—Florence Denning A new pair of hair curler - -Dr. Woodley A large box of rouge Mimes McCue and Reid A man to keep—Gladys Farmer Some late Paris styles—Packic Anderson and Hazel ilineliee A new red sweater Bob Similes A quart liox of powder—Wilma Diehl A hair tonic that will put out a lire—“Reel” Copen A permit to walk around the eoinpus in the evening with a special friend—Student Body Several new members—Y. M. C. A. A husky frame—Perry Duncan A l oy my size or taller—Hazel Roliinnette The girls to quit dining with me—Frank Watkins A new black hat -Stuart Knode A good looking girl Si” .McCullough A paper of pin —Howard Peltry A new girl; Freshman preferred—Charles Tollman A home in “Ole Virginity Ruth Roles More hearts to break—Kdward George A new kind of giggle—Carline Hall The Dorm |� ar!or partitioned—Dorm Callers A snapping machine Mrs. Myers Scholars more capable of learning—The Faculty Musical talent—Roxic Yoho To grow—Hiitfield Anything literary The Mirttbilia Board Chemistry class with a little more sense- Mr. White A horse—Senior I .at in Class An alarm clock— Helen Kehols More brains in French I—Miss Raynor Eights out Mrs. I.yon My Daddy”—Helen Steele A date— Red Copen Trips to Morgantown—The Twins A letter—Wilma Diehl More holidays—The whole school To dance Leona Moorchonse Something to eat Howard Pettry To play tennis—Mae Melauighlin More young lady rooters Coach A liox of candy—Hazel Ilineliee More sleep A line Lear “The” Doctor—Stella Harmon To go down town Carnet Hale and Bessie Brown 395' —Fern Ball Silence Mrs. Mvers To go to Sunday School The Dorm girls .Inkes for the Mirabiliti Mr. Soward.s To clean the “Suite”—Mary Burnside To knit Martha Russell A letter from Persia—Klizalieth llorold Couches in Literature Yl Dr. Haworth To In- on time—Sybil Mossman To know his lessons Andrew Winters Something to do—Mr. Workman I3K WA NTEI)—Contimjed M i.-« Slants ‘ A A''—KI i alM-t li .Mvt inner •Mack . Francos McClunir The Captain—Mary Ankroni llarleigh—Olga Renier Toning- lloh Smalt A good lesson Mr. lairgcnt W. S. S.- Lucy Calloway A girl—I’erry Dnnean To laugh Don MeDonahl A Professor Mildred llaptonstall A party Juniors To study in the library—Frank Iz'Sage The “Agent —Margie llerold A song—Miss Allen A shave and hair cut—Mr. Frasurc Less marks to work off—Inez Reid More pence Mrs. Lyon Smaller feet -Taylor and Whitney To get letters from the girls—Mr. Iz-ster More temper M'iws Steele. DORM LIFE Dormitory life is the life for me. If von don't think so. just come and see; We do most anything we want. Except in the halls to the men folks talk. We start the day with the rising In'll. Which makes us turn in our little white l e«ls. And sav words of praise to this honored l� ell. Which might if heard, send us to — ■ T We jump from our beds twenty of eight. To get our breakfast very late; We sit at our table and then look down, Baron and muftins, the same old round; How's vour Iweonf Mine is tough. Oh. I� rd havn’t we had Imeon enough f Our classes start at eight o'clock. And at each class our teachers we shock Especially in “Ag when one member suggests A beef course, with a hungry stare, is I test. Five straight | eriods we sit and dream, In English lab. Mr. Franklin we see. From nine to eleven. Oh! dear me. But thanks to Chapel once a week. Which gives us a rest from this awful freak. When school is out, we all make a dash. For the mail Itox and our letters at last. Excited faces, some glad, some sad. M “Did you get a lettert“ I didn't. I'm mad. The lunch Ml rings and we slowly go down. To our beans and com bread and tongue cut rouim. But we enjoy it nevertheless. Its a change from breakfast and home, you M. From two till four, our lessons we get. For at night we nmy feast. And all school work forget.— � . R. '19. t:t! WOUIJDNT IT BE GREAT IF— All the virls in the Dorm hml aunts io invito thorn out Sunday ovon input All the cups in the Dorm had handiest Wo hud short periods ovory day t Kvory ohapol lecture were interesting? Everybody would write something for the Mirahilinf We should be State Championx again ? The boys knew how to yell f All the Dorm girls would have ••pop” enough to eomr to a Morris Harvey foolliall game in sight of their rooinst The Six-year Seniors could agree on anything? The College Juniors could have a party f WHAT WOULD Miss Whitaker would be aeon without Sybil? Clyde Bonar would smile? Mary Ankrom would give a girl a compliment f “Red Copen would talk to some other girl? We would see a cheerful sign on the Dorm hoard? Miss Raynor would cheer up? Frances Newell would laugh quietly ? Everyone could tell the twins apart? All of us would get our lessons? One of Mr. Franklin a English classes would liegin work within five minutes after the bell had rung? linzel liiurhcc would go out walking without Kerne Halle and (ioldie Kickmon? im The Senior Secondaries could always have their own way? The Junior Secondaries could find their seats in eha| cl? The Sophomores could Insist of as many AA's as they can D’s? The Freshmen could wear their tics every day? “Benny would forget to mark someone for being two seconds late ? The I’arthmon came out every week? The bulletin would say “Students call for checks? More boys would attend Y. M. . A.—when it is not a joint meeting? The boy were not afraid to come to the Dorm? Everybody would come to a class meeting? HAPPEN IF— Someone in the college physics class would write an experiment? Olga would forget to forget? Mary Ankrom would erase to he “petted? Martha Russell would have a birthday? Frances Olierholtzer couldn't talk? Maey Watts didn't got her “daily? Only one piano were ever played at a tine in the Dorm? Everybody sat in their own seals in chapel? Everybody on the Krosophian program would come? “Pin” would forget to write to Frances Newell? The girls were allowed to yell at ball games? Some town girls would attend Y. W. C. A.? 141 JOKES Kpliug (talking lo Mae McLaughlin in the library): I)o von know Watkins! Mae (after si few iiioi.Is of deep study) : What kind of a book is it! I don't mnember ever reading it.” Kpling: ' lla! haw! Iiaw! haw! hr! ho! lie is a In is a boy! Daughter: Vw. I've graduated, but now I must infonn myself in | syehology. biology. | omolgy. bibli— Practical mother: Stop! I have arranged for you a thorough course in roastology, I tokology, stitchology, darnology. and general domestic hustlcology. Now got on you working clothes-olojry. Mr. ('open (to a classmate): I am not afraid of work. I can lie down and slwp by it. Mrs. Smith (thoughtfully : I'm afraid that I shall have to stop giving Tommy that tonic the docotor left for him. Mr. Smith (anxiously): Why, isii t lie any better! Mrs. Smith: Oh, yes. hut lie has slid down the I Ministers six times this morning, broken the hall lamp, two vases, a pitcher, and a looking glass; and I don't feci as if I can stand much more. I)r. (Irover (waiting in the hall for Mr. Woodley): This certainly is a fine school you have here, voting lady. Do you know what the enrollment is! dirl Student: I think it is about— Another dirl Student: “I know, it's six dollars. Two women were strangers to each other at a reception. After a few moments' desultory talk, the first said rather qurru-lously: 1 don't know what is the matter with that tall, blond gentleman over there. Ho was so attentive to me a while ago. but he won't even look at me now. Perhaps.” said the other, “he saw me come in. lie's my husband. A little girl was sent to the romrr grocery store by her mother to get a quart of vinegar. But, mamma. said the little our. I can't say that word. You'll have to try, said her mother, for I must have vinegar, and there is no one else to send. So the little girl went with the jug. ami when die reached the store, she pulled the cork out of tin jug and set it on the counter. There! she said to the astonished clerk, “smell of that and give me a quart. First year physics experimenter: The temperature remains the same while the boby (it should have lieen body) is changed from a liquid to a solid. Mr. lairgent had just Itern telling nltout the Battle of the Pyramids, and asked -Miss Met'ue to recite. Well. said she. Napoleon just clumh up on a pyramid and told his soldiers that forty centuries was lookin' down upon them.’’ Mrs. Bristowe (seeing a Dorm girl’s muff on the l� ed' Why Teddy. I'm surprised at you. get down at once! Mr. Kraxurc: “Mr. Franklin, what kind of a punctuation mark do you put after a cum word?” .Mr. Woodley (talking to “Red” in the office): ’‘ 1 r. (’open, do you smoke riiriirrttntl “Red” ('open: No. thank you. Mr. Woodley, not so soon after lunch.” Lamp low. Smack! Smack! (ioldie shoutx Through a crack. Saw you. Hazel, Caught you now! Hut no cry in' Or I'll tell the “Lion.” Patriotic Lady: Now. young man. why aren't you at the front ? Young man (milking row): 'Cause there aint any milk at that end. Ma'am.” Miss Andrew: What three words do students overwork most I Mr. Sedinger: I don't know. Miss Andrew: Right. “It's disgraceful.” said old Fanner I lodge, how some l co|dc spell nowadays. Why. there's a man huilt a coach house in our village, and he went and spelled corriatjr g-a-r-a-g-e! Little Tommy: Papa, what is meant by beastly weather ? Ilix Father: When it's raining eats and dogs! my son.” Ruth McCue: “Any fashions in that paper? Inez Reid: Yes. hut they're of no use to you: this is yesterday’ paper. A Kkkkiimax'8 Pokm Mary hail a little cold. It started in her head; And everywhere that Mury went. That cold was bound to spread. It followed her to M hool one day, Twaa not against the ride. It made the eliildren rough and sneeze. To have that cold in school. The teacher tried to drive it out. She tried hard, but—kaehoo! It didn't do a bit of good, The teacher caught it too! Mr. Franklin: “How would you | unetuute the following: •The bemitiftd girl, for such she was, was walking down the street.’? ’ I tig Pet try: “I think. Mr. Franklin. I would make a dash after the la'aiitiful girl. Honor: Boys. I knew a fellow once who never played n game of footluill but what he hail an arm or leg broken. He played in every game of the season, too.” I-cSage: “Did you say he was a human centipede, Bonarf” Mrs. Bristowe: “What is n food xprrulatorT’ Maye llonehins: “A girl who goes light on the meat in ho|u-s that there will lie enough dessert.” Mrs. Bristowe (meeting Bonar on the street): Have you seen anything of Teddy Woodley Bristowe? Bonar: “No. Mrs. Bristowe. I have not. Mrs. Bristowe: “Well, if you do. tell him his mother is looking for him.” I : “Any old shoes thrown at the wedding I 1' night? “No. tin people were savin;; them for farm work. “Any rice!’’ “What! With foodstuffs so high? Confetti, then! “Say, I guess yon don’t know how paper hits gone up. Nervous (utvsenger (during the thunderstorm i: “Ain't it dangerous to be on a street ear when it's lightning so! Calm passenger: “Not at all: you see. the motorinau is a non-conductor.” “Professor Diggs, the famous archeologist, is said to have discovered half a dozen buried cities.” “Mrs. Diggs ought to Is- proud of him. “Well, yes. Hut she would probably have more mtpcct for his ability as an explorer if site didn't have to find his hat for him nearly every time he leaves the bouse. I’rank I ‘Sage: “Bob. 1 heard that your girl eloped with a boarder.” Boli Smales: No. it wax only a rumor.” “Oh! i«ook at that funny man. mamma: he's sitting on the sidewalk, talking to a lauiaim peel. Talior (Sadly): “I don't think I am long for this world. (iilkiuson: “How is that. Tabor! Tabor: “I am only five feet, six inches.” Perry Duncan: “How an- you. this morning. Deacon? Mr. Frasure: “One day older than I was yesterday. “What is the difference lietween Don Macdonald and an umbrella! Answer: An umbrella can lie shut up.” 141 Mr. LeCato: “Wliat insect tints the most trouble to tiutiif ' Student: “I don't know.” Mr. l Cato: ••Well wliat one gives you the most trouble? Student: “Body-lice.” roach Shipley: ”Pet. why aren't you holding your hat in your right hand?'' Howard Peltry: I have « splinter in my hand.” Shipley: ”Been scratchingyour head. I reckon.” Caller at the Dorm: “What time do you have dinner here, from six to six-thirty t” Dorm maiden: “No. from six to six-ten.” Miss Iturgns: How was iron ore first discovered?” Mattie McCullough (timidly): I think they smelt it.” Mr. 1-eCato: “What kind of hay do you raise. Miss Den-n in;'T” Florence: “Red top. Gallic: “I haven piece of Chinese money. Teacher: That is not Chinese money, that's a washer. Gallic: “Well, aren't the Chinese washersT” Mr. McKay (in psychology): Doctor, what would In- the result if you would turn all of nx boys loose? Mr. LeCato: “Write your name on a piece of | apcr and put Poison under it. Flossie Morgan: I wish we had short | criods and chajad every day. I'm getting so religions. Von Franklin (in Latin): “George, have you a ‘pony?' George Higgs: “No. I've always wanted a Shetland, but I ve never got one. I hope to get one next summer. Miss Di'N'oon: “Who is the sailor hoy out therrt” LeSage: French Cook. I think.” Miss Marsh: “What! Are they sporting a French cook in the Dorm!” Notice on Dorm lioard: If you don't coine to dinner on time after this, Mr. Woodley is going to take a hand.” Flossie Morgan (musingly): I wonder which of my hands he’ll take.” Hazel Kirby: “An- you jwirtial to hoys or girls. Mrs. Everett!” “I'm always partial to boy...” Mr. Franklin: “This is a class in English, not a tea-party, and I want no one to come in my class late. Shortly after, a girl came in and took her scat. Mr. Franklin: “llow will you have your tea?” I .ate CSirl: “Without the lemon, please.” Ruth Role (returning from a trip into Kentucky) : “The Kentucky Belles seem to lie scarce where we were today. Edith Franklin: “ I'm sure I didn't hear any, why do they have them!” She: “Au revoir. He: “What doex that mean!” She: “Good-bye, in French. He: Oh! I see: well. ‘Submarine!” She: What does that mean!” He: “tioml-bye, in German.” Bobbie had been taken by his father to the circus. The youngster same home round-eyed with excitement and Mushed with enthusiasm. “Oh. inn, he exclaimed, “if you go once to the circus, you'll never want to fool away time going to church.” Tm: Bark Ihka.' The naked hills lie wanton in the breeze. The fields nre nude .the groves unfrocked: Bare are the shivering limbs of shameless trees— What wonder is it that the corn is shockedf Mr. Xornuui: “Did any of von ever see an hydrated ox:-lef“ Taylor Morris: “An hydrated ox-hide? Mis Fuller (in English clast): •’What is .« scarab?’’ Kenton Taylor: Something that you carry around with you.” Alex. Booth: “A concealed weapon.” Davidson: “A hug. Little Miss Fink Swallowed some ink; Mistook the stuff for water. But don’t you think That bothered Miss Fink— She promptly swallowed a blotter. Teacher: How can you divide four potatoes amount; llireo people? Dunce: “Mash ’em. Do you know that— The trees leave in the springtime, and yet are here all summer ? One way of mluciug is to run around the house three times before arising every morning, abstain from breakfast, dinner, and siip|ier. and sweep the house every evening after retiring? That a potato cries every time that an onion comes dose to its eyes? 145 K i: To - Pkrry Di xcan HIS Kkvii.i-k XoWAKIM THE MIRABILIA STAFF Athletics .Mai-hick Fckwk G l-AOYs ll.M.I. MIX A HI 1.1A IK � A It I 147 Acknowledgment As tin Mirabilia goes to press. we take thus opportunity of expressing our deepest gratitude to all those who have lightened the heavy tasks incident to the publication of this volume. Only the support and cooperation of every one has made this book possible. Kspeeial mention must be made of the Senior Secondary Class, who have most loyally supported and helped, by work. I oth artistic and literary, and by tinuuciul support and contributions. We wish to extend our thanks also to the fair inhabitants of the Dorm whose cheering presence has brightened many a weary hour in the editorial sanctum sanctorum, especially oti Domestic Science days. IIS HO ANOTHER A is for Arnold, I hat brilliant yirl. That take everything with a rush unit u whirl. It stands for Itotiar, our waiter tall. Who brill bread to bi ours, little and all. 0 stands for ('o|mmi with fiery hair. Who loves a Dorin maiden sweet and fair. I) is for Dolan an artist yrcat. lint was never known to have a date. K is for exams . those awful posts. Itut Denny assume they are only a test. K is for Foose, our busy man. Who works all Jay as Irani as he rail. i is for (leorpo that fickle flirt. I tut sure sjiv he never did study or work. II is for ilim-hro. brassy and bold. Who never passes I the “Lyon without a scold. 1 denotes iynorance and we all have our share, For anyway this the teachers declare. .1 is for .Jenkins so neat and prim When he :� • somethin!' funny he always yrins. K is for Knodes our athletic stars. Who came to us from Maryland afar. I. is for love never found at the Dorm. Its very unladylike. Mrs. Lyons informs. M is for McCulloughs, five io all, One handsome lad. and four sisters tali iso ALPHABET N stands for Nowell, jolly and gay. l-ul ii dignified Senior, wo must say. () is for Owens, Kmiiia so dear. I-til even a mouse will give her a fear. I is for I’etlrys, the champions stmug. And the girls around them ever do throng. Q is for •jueer. the Keids and MeCues. Who live ut the Frederick and the Dormitory too. K is for rules, and we have enough. The Dorm is made of that kind of stuff. S is for Sown tils, the business man. lie works from morning till as late as he ran T is for Taylor, the noisy lad. Who was never known on earth to be sad. I' is for us. the Marshall “ilex, And never has any been so bright. V is for vain, but we have none of this. For this. Marshall is surely amiss. W is for Woodley, our president grand We know for the right he will ever stand. X is for Christmas, the la-st time of the year. When our hearts are filled with the greatest of cheer. Y is for Yolto. Koxie so fair. Who is known in the Dorm for her pretty brown hair. ' is for Xrlmu. who hits her own way And can never keep w hat she has to say. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOt BOOTHE BUSINESS SCHOOL This is the only School in the State that has constructed its own building. Location. Courses, Work, and Teachers first-class in every respect. Boothe Comer HUNTINGTON, WEST VIRGINIA Boothe Building CK«XX 00000000000000 XXH 000 H M OOOOOOCK 000000000030000000 0000a333000330 3D3303000000000000000000300000000i OOOOOOOOOOOOO000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOCOCOCCOOOOOOOOf. THE BRIDE OF WEST VIRGINIA Enter any time. Tuition payable monthly. Imliviiluitl Instruction. School continues throughout the year. No charge for placing graduates in |M sitions. No charge for diplo ina. ROOKKKKI'INO, (any system.) SHORTHAND, (Pitman or Gregg.) PENMANSHIP TYl’KWKITINt; UesiNKss Akitiimktu llrsiMAs Law Prsisix K m.i.i� ii flrsiMMi Smj.ixo Maciiixk Shorthand Oitio: Practici: IOOCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE On April the fifth, nineteen and eighteen. The saddest thing happened that you 'v« ever x«n; When Teddy Woodley Bristowe, the |«et of the Dorm, Passed into eternity on this bright morn. This was caused by the hand of some deadly foe. Who fed him |K ison to cause him to go. In the northenst corner of his mistress bedroom. His life passed away entirely too soon. For this doggie was only half-past ten. And was said to lie wiser than many men. During his illness not a sound could lie heard. No one was allowed to speak even a word. Ilis mistress wax sorely stricken with grief. And no one could give her any rrlief. But she triisl not to let | oorTeddy know. It is'a use she knew lie was suffering so. The best physicians of the town. Tried to save him and win great renown; But all their efforts were in vain. And |Kior Teddy could not with us remain. Mr. la-cdto worked day and night. And no less was the lalmr of .Mr. White, For they knew his death would lie a great loss. And for their efforts they deserve a Kill Cross. CALAMITY lint when it wax known tluit |toor Toddy wax dead, Ilix mb-tress fainted: not a word wax said. ISut every one wept and sobbed aloud. And a great ninny screams were heard in the crowd. Mix. Itrixtowe wax ill for three days and nights. And no one wax even allowed in her sight. She neither slept, nor drank, nor ate. For sad, sad. SAD wax this, her fate. This doggie had always the best of good care. And was never even allowed a scare, lie couldn't act as other doggies do. When he went walking, his mistress went too. lie couldn't get dirty, nor soiled, yon know. But had a good loath every day. juxt so In his mistress'lx-drooiii he would always sleep On a soft, downy pallet, so clean and neat. Of the ls“xt Dorm food lie always ate. On the kitchen floor or a nice clean plate: It wax scrv xl in courses in the very same way That the Dorm girls get theirs every day. The fiiner.il was held the very next day. And everything was done in the very I tost way. In a lovely corner of the campus he lay. Awaiting the dawn of the Judgment Day. M. A. ’lit. OOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOCOOCOCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOCCCOCCCOCCCCCCOOCCCl gOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCOGO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOCf CONNER The College Grocer TUB PLACE TO GET GOOD EATS BEST CANNED GOODS FRESH PRODUCE Corner Fifteenth Street mid Tliinl Avenue HFNTIXGTOX, WEST VIRGINIA VE SPECIALIZE IS IHSTISCTIVE POOTW’EAH. Featuring many EXCLI'SIVE STYLES which trill appeal to tlir Yunity Man and Yount U'omiin in Cull rye. THE BON TON BOOT SHOP Stylr without Extravagant mc..s Euurth Avcuut Frederick llotrl lluildnu OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOCCo IN TUNE WITH YOUTH A iiuiii is measured. not so iniieli l y his years, as by bow “fit ho looks. Noktiiiott-Tatk-IIaov Company's Clothes (jive all men—the older boys” as well as the vouiijrer that alert, virile a| |� earance in tune with youth and action. At $20.00 to $50.00 Northcott-Tate-Hagy Co. I desire to extend my Sincere Appreciation to the students of Maksiiaij. Coi.LECi: with whom I have come in contact this year, and to express the desire that we will have relations that will Is to our mutual advantage next year. M. RICE PHOTOGRAPHER Sti mo SOS For urn Avknik Xkar Lyric 920-928 Fourth Avenue huntingtox jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooqooooooooo oo«x� ogooooooooooooooooooo rHIISGS WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE Helen I (lack wood not sucking her thumb. The McCuott not powdered and painted. Ho wan I l’et try at inlying. Mrs. Lvon giving Mary Ankroin a “bullin' out.” The Dorm Itoard not full of rules. Carnet Hale licing dignified. Mary Burnside with her hair combed. Willa without Ia'oiui. Anyone but Seniors in the South parlor. A Dorm «irl at the llipp or Camden Park. Miss Slnlts with a smile. The Po|H teach n class without using gi sture . “Snooks Wiuteni behave in the Library. Edith Franklin when not talking almut “Uncle Benny. Dolan draw a cheese box. Dr. Woodley's Arithmetic when published. Dr. Haworth teach Shakespeare to first graders. A six-year Senior have to take a chaperon. DID YOU EVER— See ('arl Kckurd with a girl ? Know of Iadiui Frye having her b-ssons.' See Lucy Callaway in a Imrryf Sis' Don Jenkins with his hair combed? See Fritz McCluug dance! Sis Don Weser at the Dorm Hear Ix-olio Blessing talk of her fellows! Hear the MeCucs and lb-ids speak to another Dorm girls? Sis Clyde Bonar blush! S«-e Hob Smalcs awake! Sis Mary Hoylmau without a smile? Sis Suites D and K ipiiet? Hear Von and Edith Franklin talk about “Uncle f” Play “Jacob and Ruth' � t the Erosophian? Hear Miss Johnson sing at Classical? (in to chapel without having to sign a pledge for sontetliii Hear Deacon Frasnre pn aeh? Sis Marlin lead the sOllgx at elllircli! Sis Howard Peltry silent? See Miss Whitaker smile! Hear of Frank I« Sngo cutting class! Hear Mary Arnold whistle in the halls! See Kmiaaliin and Blanche when not singing ’ See Rummy” Cable grin? 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Moorehouse(s) will Ik- alone the Rhodes, Where weary Walkers may leave their loads; Where the Shannon Riftle(x). the Farmer and the Miller Toil that Uncle Sam may soon he Weller. Everything that other people hoard, Even the Castle, shall Is a Child’s Ward, Just to show them that we tight White, As we know that we’re always in the Wright. So when the Kaiser pulls a Ronar. And forgets to make the distance Weider, Marshall can go over the Hite And beat them in the tight. When the Monarch de-Clinc(s) to rise. People with tears in their eyes Will give Blessings, and the band will play, Marshall will Shoin. 150 ooc coooooooooooooooooooooooo c ooooc eoooooo All goods sold under n positive guarantee to give entire satisfaction. We carry a complete line of blaeklioanR maps. charts, crayon, etc. Write us regarding your amis. We feel sun- we can save yon money on your school furniture and supplies stud at the same time give you the best goods to be had for the money. Huy Direct from the Manufacturers Catai mite Kkki: for tiik Askikg West Virginia School Furniture Co. HUNTINGTON, WEST VIRGINIA O 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000o Confidential Hints to the Needful Wilma Diehl You had belter tret a new walk and cut the | losing. Omar Tahor See if you can’t trrow a little bit; vott’rv entirely ton miinil ever to Itecome a Fanner. I Leslie Heck—We think that a hair-cut, a shave, and a shoe shine would add very much to your a p| mm ranee. Chauncoy Wright We advise you to take more sleep, so you can wake up. Hazel Kirhy Don't flirt with the hoys: it's very unladylike. Carlos Keans—Your laughter is getting rusty, it needs some lulirieatinir oil. Thomas .Martin We would like a solo in eha|K l some day. o school would Ik- dismissed. Frank Watkins Paste some eourt piaster over those dimples, they make you look like a sissy. Robert Knode—Don’t eurl your hair. Feme would like you liet-ter if you would wear it straight. Frank Tallman— Your walk is awful tough. Frank, please try to improve it a little. Daniel Cable llmmny, did you ever try an anti-fat remedy? If you were a little skinnier, you wouldn't look so short. Miss Prieliard—You would lie more impular if you wouldn't assign so mueh history to the methods elass. Mr. Fra sure Deaeon, don’t flirt with the girls, remember yout wife and children at home. Wendell Reynolds Don't break date with the Dorm girls; .Mr... I .von won't think so mueh of you. Kenton Taylor—It is said that you an becoming entirely too familiar with the Dorm; we suggest that you stay away for a while at least. Eugene Caldwell People would have a Itetter opinion of yon if you would speed up your voice ami not talk so drowsily. Met'ties and Reids—We advise yon to leave the Frederiek and l oard at the Dorm for a while; |icoplc are liable to say that you don't think the latter place is good enough for you. Mr. White It's pretty had for one of the Marshall faculty to lie as hashftil as you are. try to get over it. Mis. Myers Why don't you get a hell and save snapping your fingers so mueh ? Den Macdonald—Don. we sun would like to see you get a new grin, your old one mak s you look bad. l.oo!in Itlessiug—Put a soft |hhIiiI on your voice, you talk too loud for any woman. ••Snooks Winters—Put some |tad on your coat, and you won't look so mueh like a l ciinpolo. W-W-Who’s Who? Allen. Loud Music She flourished in assembly, especially. Especially on “Keep The Home Fires Burning. Andrew, Vivacious—An assistant to Benny in more ways than one. Chillis, What A.—He had a great coinc-ltack. os|H'ciall.v in the |H-rfonmincc for the Red Cross. DcXoon, A. I Oiig—A good second to Hoyle, having attained it by geometrical rules. iu Franklin. Willie Harvard- Itoru in '01. When quite young lie clinked on n laugh, and has liecn smiling ever since. Hackney. I� vely—Although a mathematician, she prefers :o spill French and German on her pupils. Haworth, C. Easy- With Ills head in the clouds, and his fret on the ground, he explains Wordsworth, hut stays shy of liaselmll. 1 cCato. Jimminy Machinery “Back to the farm is his motto, but no one ha ever caught him practicing what lie preaches. ICCCCCOCCOOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC joooooooockx ooooooooooooo©coococoocccccccccooooooooooooooooooooo JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO( Whore You (let Whal You Like and Like What You (Jet. Manhattan Restaurant “The Place to Eat” 318 Ninth Street. Huntington, W. Va. Huntington’s Ideal, Home-Like Department Store Whether you desire to ptirehitse or not. you will find in Our Store n most pleasing atmosphere of genteel courti'sv combined with excellent sendee and— STYLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOOOOOC SOCCCOOOCOCCOO 5COOC THE OPPORTUNITIES OF BUSINESS ippurf uiiltlu lii mminervlnl lines were n?ver heller limn they siix ttulny. There is mi liwrr«� liiK Ueiuiinil fur jiwniii IIn every le|Kirtiiient of haziness. We sire receiving mere cjillx (ur iNMikkrejier . Mel ecru pliers iiimI clerks ihnn ne enn |M xsil ly till. A Good Government Position A |M� itln«i 4i striieitraphcr. typist ,.r clerk with the govern-mem inl-.'lii interest y«ni. Mere oilier workers mv new nosle.I itisin ever Is'furo mill Civil Service cMiniliinlloiis nre net 11111 eull for these who Complete � nr course. These |� nltlo«i are net nil .it Washington. We nre seinliii'.' stoilcnts to Nitre, suet the Nation's A niter I’bite limit. Smith ChnrlCfttoti. ;«t levin nlng salaries from $100 I $USO |«'r inmitli, A |n� lal raril «ill bring yen informaliee. Capital City Commercial College K. M. IIOWKI.I.V. Superintendent. Charirxton. V. Va. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJ lei) SUPREMACY Linked with QUALITY and SATISFACTION The Anderson-Newcomb Co. Ill XT I. i TON. WKST VIKtilN'IA OOOOO 330'j0000000000000001 Marshall’s Junior H X line with tin wishes of tin National Organization of Four-Minute Men. at Washington, tin Senior Four-Mniute Men of Huntington, through their Chairman, ml on last April 5th. a •Junior Four-Minute laxly of speakers coin| osrd of representatives fiom the various schools in the City of Huntington. The .Junior organization is in charge of Mr. Wilson, of the I'uhlic S|w akiiig Department of Huntiii -ton High, as Chairman. The organization of such a laxly ealls attention to the g xxl work that has and is being done by the Senior Four-.Minute Men. ami tlie good work that may la ac romp!ixlied by a Junior organization to speak at tin various xeliools-roonix and elsewhere ax tlie oeeasion demands. This is accomplished by the exchange of speakers among the schools of the city. Marsliall's representatives in this lxxlv are A. M. Foosr, of the Senior Secondary class; and Eugene Caldwell, of the College Senior class. The first speaking was done by the .1 uiiior HEARD IN Can't you read plain English!” •'Was that your ring or minef” “Oh! that awful hash! “Oh ! If they could only win one game. I wish someone would break up that piano.” “la-t's go get a drink. Hello. Harry, are the girls there!” Mrs. Lyon, may we have the south parlorf” Did I get a letterf” “Mr. Workman, I'm nearly famished. too Four-Minute Men speakers at their rcs|x ctive sehools until a program oonhl lx «tart«l. Tin second wwk fouiul tin- l� ginning of tin exchange of K|H ak« rs among the schools of the city. Huntington High sent their representative. Win. Mnicr. to speak at the C'hn|K l exercise of .Miirsluill, while A. M. Koose had the honor of ml dressing the Assembly of lluntingto i High. at their weekly ;-sithering. The following week saw I.ugcne (’ahlwell address-ing the High S -hool Awemhly. This is the lirst time in the history of the two schools that an exchange of s|� eakers among the students has ever taken plnec. The shakers handle their subjects like old-timers, and .■e dging from the enthusiasm with whieh they an greeted. the .’•tnior Foiir-.Minnte organization is a fixed laxly, at Irast for the •‘v-alion of this world war. They are doiu-r a good work and arc ren hing a class more effectively then can he narked by any Other set of s|K-akers. THE DORM “Where is my chewing gum?” “ ltoh-White( ?) ” ‘Must wait till spring comes!” Do you have lah?” Oh! If I only passed!” “Don’t you want to see me nliont something? “You an a dear, sweet girl.” “Hope I don’t get caught.” “Iauid me some soap.” “Take your own seat in chapel.” May I be excused? iOOOOOOOOOO KK OO KKX OOOO O0OOOOOO X OOOOO©OOOOOOOOOO©OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO3OO-3OOOO- l KKKXKrOOO« OOOOOO � OOOOOOOO s New and Dependable Footwear If vour shoos come from here you enn rest assured you have the I'titlrnix ami the hioxl ih )t inhibit footwinr that money call liny. Watters Shoe Co. 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WKST IICt.INI oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- ooooooooooooooooooo KKHX oooooo«ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tut Useful Hints to !• If Mrs. I.yon comes when von are having u parly or fceil, just crowd under your lied or hide in the clothes presses. 2. Save all your old chewing gum to put your pennants and picture up with; its much cheaper than lacks. •5. We advise you to not look cross at Teddy; he may bite yon. 4. When the boys serenade, lock your door and turn out your lights. You can climb in your windows then, and Mrs. Lyon will think you are only in bod. 5. When you want a food, you can slip sugar, salt, bread, cake, onions, ete.. from the table in your napkin, being careful to keep it in your pocket, so .Mrs. IJristowe or Mrs. Lyon won't see it. C. Save all your | owder cans; they make good salt and popjvcr shakers. 7. If yon want to visit at night, wait until Mrs. Lyon niuki her lirst inspection trip around t the rooms; its perfectly safe to do so then. 8. If you get too hungry to live, go to the kitchen and ask .John for something to eat. being very, very careful that Mrs. Bristowo or Mix Lyon won't see you. He will give you something if there is anything to give. Mr. Workman always UK New Dorm Girls keeps apples in his work-room; Won't lw afraid to ask him for them. 9. You will always lw safe in takinp your Millers into the Faculty parlor after Mrs. Lyon comes in to visit. She only comes around once. 10. If Mrs. Lyon gives you a “hailin’ out, ’ don't faint; stand up and take it like a man. She will admire your nerve. 11. If you room on upper third floor, remember the classical steps when going to class; they an- so much nearer. Only Is- sun- Mrs. Lyon or Mary Ankrom don’t see you. 12. It will pay you to pet on the pood side of Mrs. Lyon at the iM-pinninp and be sure and never express your opinion of her where she will hear you. 12. Never lie sittinp on the arms of the chairs when Miss Slants is around if you don't want a pood “hailin' out.” 14. If you don't want to po to Sunday School and Church on Sunday morning. stay perfectly quiet in your room and lock your door. You will l e safe. 15. Don't make up your lied and straiphtrn up your room in the niorninp: lock the door so Mrs. Itristowc can't come in. You can sleep so much longer. OOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOC c Wo have ilio exclusive nucncy In this oily of tlio Kciculatloii M AH-IIOF MIDDY SUITS lii linen iiimI Mon' IVmr Serse AImi Mu Youthful in I Attractive BETTY WALES DRESSES TIh |irv lh'Kt «.r all Summer l� r« e«. DEARDORFF-SISLER CO. IOOOC-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC • ONLY ONE iif tIii hundreds of Rook on our Din-play Con litem. We make a specialty of current Fiction and invite your mail orders. Ask for our monthly list of new iMMiks. A copy sent anywhere on request. We sell Kodaks and Films mid do hitrli jrrade linishiiu:. Send us your rails to lie developed and printed. We are opposite tin IVtstoftfcc. in the center of the city, and you will find a cordial welcome here whether you want to buy o:- look. THE S. SPENCER MOORE CO. 118 Oapitai. Stkket, Ciiarlkston . W. Va. To the .Marshall Seniors and Stinlrnts— TIIK SIIOI OK YOFTir Presents KvHusIvr Apparel In (hie Youthfiilnrs COATS. St ITS. DKKSSKS. KLOISKK. SKIKTS. MII.I.INKKY 911 Third Avenue oooooooooooooocoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocrj Followers of Fashion will Ik satisfied on your first visit to this store,—we are satisfied every time yon return. Our service is always at your convenieiiee ami we invite your inspection of our merchandise. A Oomi i.ktk Link ok Ksaiiy to Wkak Miij.inkkv. Silks, Dkkss tioons, Dkai -crtKs. Fijoc k Oovkkixcs, Etc. 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STOVES AND KITCHEN l'TENSII„S HUNTINGTON, CENTRAL GLASS CO. MANCFAlTIIOrK AND DlSTRIBCTORS Plate Window Picture Mirror Reveled Plate GLASS Ornamental Glass Wind Shield. Store Front Construction. Odd Size Mirrors. Luge Stock at 20th St. and 2nd Avc. Huntington lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ns Extracts from The boy who was handed tin chicken h-g from I In Dorm window the other night is rc| ortcd to In resting easier. The doctor says it is a severe case of foot-and-mouth disease. .Mr. Martin, the silvcr-tliroateil warbler who charmed the audience in chapel the other morning, has handed in his application as a reporter on thr start- of the Howl. The said Mr. Martin being a man of function, is the leading candidate for the position. Mr. Cable, the noted man of beauty ami form, has lieen ottered a position as a fashion model, in which it is safe to say that he will make a big success. Mr. (iilkinxon. the star Iswrdcr at Collins’, was found washing his feet in the wash Iwsin. It is said that Miss Burgess has put in her bid for the soil that was obtained from the Itasin. Trusty Tollman lias Item mentioned in the re|tor1 that is Kent in to the Safety league to receive the Iregion of Honor, lie was the victim that removed the dirt out of the wash basin. Heavy liatlicld lias broken nlY diplomatic relations with Hook. Mr. Patterson is thinking seriously of joining the Matsons. Miss Itoolieiiette lias at last decided to work algebra. Mr. Curios Kvans was a Sunday afternoon caller at hte Dorm. Siiudny. We, the editorial staff of the Howl, cannot Is- convinced that there is so cruel-hearted a person who dwells in this sjiid institution of learning, who is so cruel as to prohibit the Dorm rirlies from reading the only school | ii|x i' in the State that has U'J the Daily Howl ilu- Associated Press. Tin Daily Howl. Therefore, if there he such a person, let him or her come forth from their shell, mnl state the fuels that have led them to express their opinion so freely. A telegram lias just been received staling that Outer Tabor does not timl Iterrypieking as soft as it used to lie. It is feared that this news will affect the dear hoy’s health, as he is inclined to Is- rather delicate anyhow. The I toys have asked Deacon Fr.isure to hold a revival at Catlett shiny. Kentucky, guaranteeing ait least one attendant every day, and three on Saturday. They have made no provision for Sunday. Do your duty. Deacon, Trusty Tollman is seriously considering joining the family circle at the Dorm. io to it. Trusty, we’re for you. Notice: All gents who have received a special invite to Miss Higgins' eating rally arc hereby requested to have their paws scrubbed and talons well trimmed. Failure to olwerve this mutest may result in serious personal injury or lowi of life. The Cho|H'l Skip.| ers' Association will hold its regular meeting Wednesday, at the regular chapel hour. Do your duty, brother, and 1m- present. Dorm Notes; My girlies must not veil at the ball games. It might put their squealers out of commission. All maidens hit the lick by ten o'eloek. Teddy is rather nervous, and a load noise disturbs him. jOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl REYMER’S, JOHNSON S and EATON, CRANE and PURITAN CHOCOLATES PIKE LINENS Stiuii'iits will tiinl thiii their rvorj' now! is suppliisl at this store. Otir complete lines of llox Stationer)-. Toilet Article . Hox Candy, Hooks. Pillow To|«s. Pennants. t’ollitre Pin . S|M� rtiii}r Coo ! , Kodaks and Supplies. Kte. coupled with onr courteous and efficient s� r-viee innkeK this store the one plaee for students to eome. We also have at your disposal, absolutely, the l� est and most up-to-date Soda Fountain in lluiilintrtou. We offer you all of the old and new Drinks and Sundaes served in the way that you like them best. Our Fountain is positively sanitary and is under the supervision of an ex| ert soda disjienser which means that every drink you pel at onr plan- is sure to please you. TRY A MARSHALL PUNCH OR A COLLEGE SPECIAL and see for yourself the quality of onr drinks. | COLLEGE PHARMACY F. R. BANKS. Proprietor Third Avenue and Sixteenth Street WATERMAN FOUNTAIN PENS VICTOR SPORTING GOODS lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX 107 009390000000000000000000000004 Could the Dreams of We lind l een working almixi an hour in the Re«l Cross room, when someone suggested llml ;i story be rwl. After the reading of the stoi-v. “Why lie Came Smiling Out of Hell,-' a disciissio ■ followed on various phases of the war. When it mine time to go home, I was still thinking of the things that had been said. I was fatigued and soon retired. When I reached the wonderful laud of dreams, Aladdin had a big, dreamy dream for nte. Three year Imd closed since the t'nited States had entered the war. and the dark cloud of famine and slackers was hanging low over the Allies. I was enrolled at Marshall College, studying French. Italian, chemistry, and phys-es. ami not saying it conceitedly. I was a star in all these classes. One day I was making a famous speech in French (President Wilson’s answer to the Po|� c) when the door opened and an American officer stepped in. shouting in a loud voice “America needs you. why sit you here idle! We want you to work for I’liele Sam. will you! ' I walked up and saluted him. “I will. I said, while my heart almost burst with patriot-ism. I walked out of that room the first and only volunteer. The officer, who was Cnpt. Daniel Donne, asked me if I wanted to lie a worker or a soldier. I told him a soldier. I was put in a training camp in Xew York, where there were already 41 few girls in training. I soon became a captain and would soon In a general. .My uniform! You'd just have to sec it to understand, it was great! The coats and skirts were just like the men wear and the skirt was jn l a peachy walking skirt. I was so proud of my uniform that I said I would lie ashamed to wear anything else. One day I crossed over to visit Long Island. I Imd a most glorious good time strolling around and smiling at the young men. who I must say. are just like the girls—crazy about a soldier. I went to see the aviation school where I met a young man I had known in Huntington. V. Va. lie asked me to fly with him and I did. When lie flew Iwick to mother Barth I was enthused nlwnt flying machines; I took one apart and put it Imek together with some suggestions of improvements, much to the amazement of everyone present. The training master walked up to me and gave nu- a hard look, tits i Dreamer Come True l«ook here, Miss----” “(Jeneml Lucy Marlowe Calloway,” I supplied. “I am triad to know you. wutdd you like to be an aviator?' “Yes, | would.” I answered. He assigned me to my rooms, and I began another training eotirse; but I was glad. for I lea met I rapidly. Soon I was given a medal for being the beat and most courageous aviator. It was now near time for ns to go ‘’Somewhere in France.” One night, the last one in the dear old I'. S. A., for the next night we were to sail. I was asleep in the hammock under an elm tree, when suddenly I was awakened hy the sound of approaching hoofbeats of a horse. I stood at attention and very alert, with one hand on my gnn and the other on my sword. The horse and rider stop|M d a few jnier- in front of me. “Who is it? I asked, while dro|n of perspiration stood out on my forehead. “I come to you as a friend.” said a voice, the sweetest I had ever heard. I put up my gun and ran with outstretched arms to meet her. for I knew it was she my Joan of Arc. Site embraced me and called me her child, and told me I could cud the war,ns she would give me the power. She told me what I could do when I went to her country: I was to use a chemical combination as a means of ending the war. This was stores) away a few miles from Paris. France. When she gave me the Iasi '.listructions, she threw a liquid over me and my machine and told me that no tiernmn could ever harm me now. She seemed a little sad as she kissed me mid said “All revior.” After she mile away. I stood for hours in that moonlight thinking and praying for our country, ever could I dcserilie the floods of | at riot bun that wen in my soul. With a prayer 1o (iod. I resolved to carry out the plan and he the Joan of America, The next day we set sail. As the ship swept away from the shore, we stood and saluted while the I Hind played “(iond bye Mn, flood-bye Pa.ftood-bve Mule with your old Hee-Haw.” Three weeks passed, and we had made a safe journey and lauded in France. I was sen with other aviators to a camp near Paris. ooocooocoooooooooooooooooooooooocoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocooccooooccccccoooooooooo® To the College Students: Florentine Hotel V ore pleased to announce that we are better prepared to till the demands of the folleife Students than ever before. HOME-LIKE—EUROPEAN PLAN Shjlixh ami Dtp nilahlt Cloth't for (Sen- V llenieil, l-adics. 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WEST VIRGINIA o o JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? inn Could the Dreams of a Dreamer Come True—Continued Ai tin first chance 1 slipped away und found the treasured chein-iral. When night came, well laden with my weapons. I flow over the (icmiaii Innchni on the border of France! and. by means of a machine attached to my flyer. I poured on the enemy the deadly liquid. Thin I returned to camp and re|W rted. The next morn ill);, France and the other Allies went wild over the irlorionx news. Night after night I went about my biborous task. I was fast Itccomiug famous. Germany dwindled and dwindled away, the main forces weiv now dead. The Kaiser was doing the goose trot. He called hack Ids army from Russia, from Italy, and the sailors and aviators, lie called and he called, saying. “Ah Devil.why hast thou deserted me! The conditions in tier many were just as I wished them to l e. I called our fine Americans, and the French, Kusrlish . anil Italian troops together; and what a sight I have never since beheld,- just miles and miles of those strong. tine God-fearing soldiers. I cheered them and they cheered me. I climlicd u|u n my machine and made a fine farewell address, in whieh I told them the war would end to-morrow if they would do us I told them. Then thunderous applause followed. I could read in their eyes. Victory is on ns. I’pon closing I -aid. If I should die. tell my country and President Wilson I ditl it all for them’ That last night of war came. I took a French officer with me. Well, wc just finished with the Gorman? then and then-. When we returned, I wax the most distinguished person on earth. The chest of my uniform was covered with medals. Bright and early next morning, we all marched in and took possession of Berlin. A general from each country chained the Kaiser, put him in a wheelbarrow, and wheeled him urouii I the city, so that lie might lake a farewell look: for this was as near heaven as he would ever get. Ilow shall we kill him! they asked me. I don’t ears', just so it's a long death,' I answered. A few days later found me on the good ship Mai flowtr 170 homeward bound. How well I remember standing on the deck mid looking out over that wonderous depth of blue, while the June miii glittered on my medals, my thoughts were of a handsome young mail in America, with whom I was desperately in love and who I always believed was in love with me. As I said I wins thinking of him, when the messenger l oy brought me a huge l ox of old-fashioned roses. Anxiously I procured the card, yes, it was from him, and one of his poems was with it. I read and rc-rvad the card, whieh said: For the world is full of rosi's And the roses full of dew; And the dew is full of heavenly love That drips for me and you “ Yours forever, Jambx Whitcomb Kii.kv The voyage seemed very long, but finally we were in the harltors of liome. Sweet Home. A multitude was there ti meet us: mid cheers, flags waving, and singing, we landed. James Whitcomb Kilcv met me and as quickly as (►ossiblo took me to the President. I was treated royally. “What can I give to the dear little Joan of America'' In1 asked. A sudden feeling of sadness and homesickness swept over me. Was I on the road ealed Farae, by mistake! With my li| s trembling I answered: If you please, kind sir. I don’t want anything, except to finish my education at Marshall College. At that moment hells la-gan to ring—loud brawn bells. I tried to see them, but I couldn't. Then I am thankful to say I o|M‘iied my eyes and found myself in my own little coxy lad at Marshall,while outside my door the breakfast Ix ll was lustily calling me. Lucy Maki iwk Cau � v. y ’!■ ococc c—'-c-ecoccoccccooocoocccccocccccccocccooooooeococcefrece OOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOO; oooooooooooooooooooooooooooecccccoooooooooo; II. A. ikhI«v!ii. I'r -� ! lciii ). -I. K«- cnmeScr, Vhv.l’rcsiih-nt Tlios. K. K)m Siv.-Tn-as. I). I . KtaiM, Mil linger BUILD WITH BRICK AND BUY FROM THK West Virginia Paving Pressed Brick Company Mitnufii -!iirvr« «rf IIICH GRADE, WELL-BURNED SHALE BRICK Rough Brick Especially Shipping Our Specialty Om« ks Soi-tii Si T� a: Tii Stkkkt Bkij. 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She had Iwen playing before the open fire with her toys, while the old man Imd been sitting in his easy chair dreaming of the days pest and gone. “What kind of story, babyf he asked gently. “Of Indians fairies, or angels f” “The one about the little picture.gramlfathcr.” “All right, then,” lie answered, and with a sense of satis-faetion she nestled her little head against his breast as he began: “It was in the month of June, 1917,when everyone was talking altout war. This was because the Germanx, a very wicked people.had been sinking our shi| s as they crossed the ocean, and drowning our people. So our government decided to send soldiers over there to light them. It hap| cncd that 1 was to go in Juno.1917. “After bidding my home folks gooddjve. I started away to join the other recruits at a nearby town. They were a fine bunch of fellows, the fa-st of the land, ami they were still better when in their khaki uniforms and lined up in a row. Then we were sent to a training camp near Charleston, in my state. Here we drilled and drilled till we thought we could march l� ettor than I’nclc Sam's National Guard. “I was among the first to sail for Frailer, in Septemlter of the same year. It was then that I found my comrade wits Janies Milton, a former student of Marshall College, which institution we had liotli attended. Jim and I were mighty glad to Is- comrades, and many happy hours we spent talking of our college days, of our teachers. Mr. Franklin.Miss Johnson Miss Hackney, ami our President Mr. Woodley, and the rest. The days were long and hard in France, but we spent many happy honrx in the Y. M. C. A. huts. Jim was the best fellow I ever knew ; really, he was like a brother to me. We marched side by side and were always together. A fine looking chap he was. too. Tall, robust, ami stern as a rock, with the blackest eyes and hair I ever saw. We go! along fine until one day when we were out walking, we got a short distance from the German lines ami were fired u| on by their guns. The bullet whizzed |Nist my face, ami struck Jim. At first he did not ap|iear to Ik- hurt much: so by my help, we soon got back from the danger zone, and sat down among some bushes, the liest place we could find for protection. For a time lie lay v-ry silently; then I noticed that his breath began to come harder and he seemed to Ik- suffering severely. Presently he closed his eyes, and with his breath coming short and quick, he said in a w -ak and trembling voice. Tom. old pal. you have been a brother to me. the fa-st friend I've ever had: but I will have to leave you iti a few moments. Hefnre I go I want to tell you something. Yon remember that little kodak picture I carry in my coat |M -ket. Tom get it now. please. 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Manufacturers HARDWOOD LUMBER uoitsuN i'll ini.Mtn m 11.him; Huntington, West Virginia GRANDFATHER’S I quickly not the picture, and when once in hi trembling hands, he pressed it to his lips, and then liegnn once more: Tom. she is the sweetest girl in nil the world, and since I can't live to claim her. I could die happily if I knew she were yours. You know where site lives, on a large farm, near Huntington. W. Va. If you live to return, take this little picture to her. and tell her it was my dying wish that she lie vonrs.” After this he lay very quietly a few moments, ami in a short time I realized that he was dead. When the war wns over, and the (iermnns were licked. I was among the lucky to get home. As soon as possible. I made my way to the home of Virginia le wis, the girl of my dreams. She lived in a large, white country home overlooking the Ohio Kiver and surrounded by broad fields and ovr -ything that told of pros-parity. When I asked for her. I was told that I could find her in the rose garden hack of the house, dim had often told me of how lie had luide her good-bye in the rose garden, in the beautiful month of June. 1M STORY— Continued When I found her. she wax weeping sottly as she stood among a great bower of roses, ami I thought her the most beautiful picture in nil the world. She started as 1 came forward, but when I introduced my self, she led me to a seat among the rows, where the warm June sun shone down upon ns. and the birds twittered joyfully over our heads. I told her niy story, while she wept softly, but bitterly. At this time the old man was startled by the ringing of the sup|wr Im'II and on looking down at his little granddaughter, loiind her sound asleep;how long she had been sleeping, he knew not: his eyes were overflowing with tears as he looked out over the fields to a little graveyard where there wax a mound covered with snow. Then looking down at the little one nestled in his lap. he kisses! her forehead as he said aloud: “The sjime golden curls and eyes of blue that I found in the rose garden that lovely day in June, and the same, sweet name, Virginia.” Mary Arnou '1ft. IOOCOOOOCCOC00000 ,ooooooooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooc READ The Herald-Dispatch PROGRESSIVE HUNTINGTON’S LEA DING N EWSPAI’ER The Newspaper With a Punch The Advertiser Huntington’s Oldest and Foremost Newspaper DAILY AND SUNDAY MORNING Tn� : Awvkktiskk gives von tlu News when it is live , on the dny it lin| ]iens. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC) THE PARTHENON Will he published NEXT YEAR Every l.oyitl Alumnus will keep in touch with his school. HOW ABOUT YOU? Address your mitarription to EDITOR THE PARTHENON CARE MARSHALL COLLEGE OOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCOOOOOV ooooo A HAPPY Just about dusk one hrigfht October morning;, when all the valley would !«• Uviiiniiilt to settle down to the peaceful rest that conies at the close of one of those beautiful autumn days, the shrill whistle of a locomotive ram; out tlirougrh the valley; and the anxious crowd that had rntliored at the de|Mit knew that a sjievial train of soldiers was approaching. The train stop|� ed only for a few minutes at the depot, hut time cuougdi for the soldier liovs to raise the windows and throw out slips of imper with their names rid aildrwws on tlicin. Among; this crowd waiting; at the depot was a grirl who had eome over to take the next train. She was about five f rt. three inches in height. She had eliestnut-brown hair .mil dark blue eyes. She went out on the phitfnrin when the train passed and watched the soldiers throwing; out the slips of |wi|M-r. After the train had starlisl on she hup|M'iicd to notice a slip of paper lying; at her fi et. She pii kiil it up and put it in her pocket i« ok. not thinking; mtieli altout it. A she wa . groing; on her journey she trot to thinking alauit the awful condition the world was in. utul these soldiers who were poinp to figrht for their country. She took the slip of paper that she had irotteil at the de|M t.from her porkrt-l ook ami read it and wondered if this boy had any friends to write to him. The more she thought nlsnit it. the more she thought he oiiirht to do somethin for him. So she decided to write to him. After she reached home, she wrote him several letters before she ever heard from him. One day she j� ol a letter from him. telling her that at first he thauj;lit she was just writing; to him for pastime, hut lie decided that she had heeii trying; to show 17� t ENDING him kindness and sympathy. lie told her that her influence had Ix-cn good. mid that lie would write to her in return. Things wont on this way for some time mid rapidly developed. On Saturday ls-fore Christmas this young soldier got a furlough mid unexpectedly eame to see tiiis girl. lie went to the house mid rang the door la'll, and she eame to the door. Of course, they were surprised at seeing each other. The soldier lo!d the girl the story of his life; how he was early orphaned 4.n l that mi uncle had raised him. Karly in his life he had • to the Cnent West and had started on: veking 0 1 a ranch in Colorado, and that he had lieen auceeissful in his western life. He had left the property in care of his uncle u nil he returned from the great war that now threatened the devastation of the whole world. On Saturday la-fore Christmas this young soldier got a met by chance, were joined in wedlock. The soldier tried to get his wife to go to his home to live, hut she did not think that she ought to. He gave her his favorite dog and his Liberty Loan I hinds and on the next day started Imrk to camp. Five years later, when the war was over, and America reigned supreme, some girls from M;m hall College were out walking one day. and they noticed a man mid woman approaching them. One of the girls recognized the gallant young soldier who had done his part for freedom. and his bride who had once been a Marshall student, that he ha,I won by chance. The war was now over, and lie had returned to his native country, where all |Niiiited to a happy life. Mary Hovlman. 19. 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An' get my feet all wet; An' ketch the mumps 'r somethin'. An' say my dollar's lost; An' I don't keer. 1 l et I do! I'm sick of I icing hossed! Miss Iturgcsx: “Who gathers the rul'lier in Brazil! Ixiis Hesse!: “The Brazilian nuts. Miss Prichard : Miss I ear, when did Magellan diet Anne I car: “I'm not sure, but I think it was in Pliela delphia.’’ ISO Mrs. Everett ha l lolil llir flaw how the kinx made « knight by hitting him on tin shoulder with his sword and saying I dub this1 knight. The next Inwon she asked a girl how n man was made a saint. The girl replied: Why. the king hits the Imck of his neck with his sword, an' say 1 ilnb thee sahit.” She: While you are asking papa for my hand. I wili play something lively on the piano. lie: No. I wouldn't do that: you know some people can't keep their feet still when they hear lively music. Miss I’icrpoint: “Mr. Franklin, wlmt are the | art.s of speech T” Mr. Franklin: What! Don't you even know that grade English f” Miss I'iei-point: “But I really want to know. Mr. Franklin: Well, the part of speech an’ the noun, pronoun, verb, adjective, adverb, eonjunetiou. preposition, and the—the a-h-h-h. Jus wait a minute. Where’s that grammar? Oh. yes. lien- it is! And the interjection, of course. Kittle Willie had a very pretty governess, and on April lirst he rather startled his mother by rushing to her and saving: Mamma, there’s a strange mui) upstairs, who has just put his arm around Miss Wilson, and kissed her several times What! said the mother as she jum|nd up to pull the l !l for the hutler. “April fool, mamma! said Willie in gn at glee, it wasn’t a strange man at all: it was only papa. Dr. Woodley's catch problems in Arithmetic: 1. A man had twenty sick (twenty-six) sheep and one died, how many did he have left? Answer 1ft. 2. A man had thirty horses; how many fore (four) feet did they have? Answer 15. 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I suppose I can keep it tied in the hack yanl, hut what am I to feisl it on. goodness knows. “I taters is good this morning, madam. said the old farmer making his weekly call. “Oh. an theyf retorted the customer. “That reminds me. How is it that thooc you sold me last week were smaller at the IhiIIoiii of the Imsket than at the lop? “Waal. replied the old man. p’laters is growin' so fast now that by the time I get a liasketful dug. the last ones is ahont twice the size of the tirst. hunch party. Black cloud. Big hug. (Not allowed; Moon out. Folks stare. Wrong girls. Boy swear. Teacher: “I see Marconi has invented a device by which you can see through brick walls. Junior: “Some one invented that long ago. Teacher: “Who? Junior: The man who first put windows in them. 182 The four year college course represented by Shakespearian complies: Fkkkiima.v—Comedy of Errors. Soi-iiouoRt:—Much Ado About Nothing. Ji'NMiK—As You l.ike It. Skxiok—Alls Well Thai Ends Well. What is u swimming hole! A laxly of water entirely surrounded by boys. Dr. Woodley: “How many in this class know one bird! Evelyn Wise: “I know the robin.” I)r. Woodley: “How many know live birds f Mis Wise: I know live robins. First Jirl: “She told me you tohl her tliat secret 1 told you not to tell her.” Second Girl: “The mean thing! I told her not to tell you I tohl her. First Girl: “1 promised her I wouldn't tell you she tohl me. so don't tell her I told yon.” First Fellow: “They say Longfellow often worked for weeks on a single line. Second Fellow: “That's nothing! I know a man who worked twenty years on a single sentence.” Stern Father: “ I say. who was there to see you last night f” Daughter: “Only Mabel, father. Stern Father: “Well, tell Mabel she left her pipe on the piano.” She: “Generally speaking, women are------.” He: “Yes, they arc.” She: “Arc what f” He: “Generally speaking.” 0000000000000000000000 CCOOCOOOCCOCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOf RELIANCE ‘PERFECT PROTECTION” Means: $2,500.00 $5,000.00 $ 12.50 $ 12.50 $ 25.00 in event of Natural Death, in event of Accidental Death. er week, for 104 weeks, if disabled | by accident. j er week, for 52 weeks, if confined by sickness. per month, during remainder of your life, if Totally and Permanently Disabled, by either Accident or Disease. No further premiums to pay in event of Disability. Full face of Policy payable to your beneficiary at your death. Annual Cost to you at Age 22—$64.22 Cun Yon nfTor«! to Deny Yourself Such Protection f Reliance Life Insurance Co. ok nrrxici k ;ii B. W. Partrimik. Jr.. Ed. S. Kkkskr. Criinil Agent l� l� trt 1 Manager 301-2-3 Day N'hiiit Bank Bim. Huntington, W. Va. 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Freshman: Why is water in the water melon I' Junior: Because it Is planted in the spring.’ Teacher: Why is it that Kentucky stands at the head in raising nndcst” Student: “Because that is the only safe plm e to stand.” She: Say, do you know that they put egg in rofTrel lie: Of course not.” She: “That settles it. Wiiat Is A Kiss I A kiss L a conjunction, because it connects; it i. a verb, lieeause it signifies to act and to Ik acted upon. It is a preposition, because it shows the |ktsoii kissisl is no relation. It is an interjection, or at least it sounds like one. It is a pronoun, Ik . cause it stands for a noun; it is also a noun, because it is tho name of an oscillatory action. Iioth common and proper, second person, plural numlier. because there are always more than one. In gender it is ImiIIi masculine and feminine. Freipiently the case Ls governed by circumstances, and the lights according to rule one: If be smite thee on the cheek, turn the other also.” It should lK gin with a capital letter, lie often repeated, continued as long as possible, and ended with a period. A kiss may lie conjugated, but never declined. 1SI lie: “You know I am a college bred man ' Sin?: “Yes « four year’s loaf.” A pig skin filled with air and rnhlier, Twenty-two men of bone and blubber, A kiek. a punt, A tnekle and a grunt, A skin to swell, and a crowd to yell. A nose to blml, a coach to hml— That's footlmll. Kxtra! Taylor makes another trip to the Vatican. (iilkinson washes his feet in the sink. Perry Iwinght a cap-buster to rouse up the town. Wbv do Taylor and Pet try stay clear of Lillian McCurdy t Who is Judge Kennedy! Why does Miss Andrew blush when you say “You're not serious, are yon T” Tallnian's greatest consideration is his 11 its . If I-cona Moo rehouse would go away, would Chauncoy Wright! If l.ucille Todd fell down, would McCarrahcr, or haul her with a Cable! If Howard Peltry wanted to play cards, would Wilma Diehl! 11 axel Hindus': “You can tell a Jersey cow by its hungry look.” Gladys Farmer (Introducing Ruth Roles): “Miss Hlnn-kenship, meet Miss Bunn.” I Illustrations in TKio- Book Enoravcc bi C ) TINS' ■ ; CANTON ENCMVINC 8 ELECTROTYPE COMPANr College Engravers I CANTON. OHIO.t o o °30000000000000000000300a303333C5300000030at 00000000 0000000000000000 Mr. Franklin : Don’t you know that you can use only one kind of impel in my class? In five years you ought t« have found that out. when high school students find it out in a week or two.” Lucille Kittle: Well, but I was educated at Marshall. Who Am I? Last year I did not want to embarrass my lies! girl by making her propose to me. so I asked her to Ik1 my wife. She said, I would rather be excused.” And I. like a fool, excused her. Hut I got even with the girl. I married her mother. Then my father married the girl. Now. I don't know who I am. When I married the girls mother, the girl became my daughter; and when my father married my daughter, he became my son. When my father married my daughter, she became my mother. Now my wife must lie my grandmother. If my father is my son. and my daughter is my mother, who am I ? I suppose, being my grandmother's husband. I am my own grandfather. Tragedies The man speeded up to see if he could lient the train to the crossing. He couldn't The ninn struck a match to see if the gasoline tank on his automobile was empty. It wasn't. The man patted the strange bulldog on the head to see if the critter was effect ionate. It wasn't. The man looked down the barrel of his gun to sec if it was loaded. It was. iso Miss Whitaker: “How is the surplus fat stored in the body T I .col in Blessing: “As soap, isn’t it. Miss Burgess: “In India the streets aw paved with rubber.” Helen Blackwood: It would make you Imunce. wouldn’t it!” Mary has a little dog. It is a noble pup; It stands u|M ti its front legs. If you hold its hind logs up. Before a house where a colored man had died, a diminutive darkey was standing erect at one side of the door. It was nl out time for the sendees to liegin. when the parson appeared from within and said to the darkey : I)e sendees am about to liegin. Ain' vo‘ gwine int “Is. would if I could parson,” answered tbe little darkey, “but den yo see, I’se de crape.” Boxir Yolio: “Mary where an you going this periodt” Mary Arnold: “To Mr. Franklins room.” Roxie: “Well. I'm going to Miss Andrew's. That’s just the same thing.” Dr. Woodley: “Miss Owens, in what line is your thinking good f Kmma Owens: “In Agriculture.” I)r. Woodley: “Well then, you know bean .” IOOOOOOOO' jOoooooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocoooooooooooot You Younjf Fellows Who IVIIIH Miim-ihtiii: IxvjilF ct'Mioniy in cMhe will liml In Our ciolhfs nil tin Simp. Stylo. 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