Marshall High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Phcbtographs That Win by Oompcwiscm GENE GARRETT STUDIOS IIO4 Nicollet Avenue OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHERS TO THE 1936 HOARDINALH

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I am the man who- saw Edgar White looking at some football pictures. saw Bob Sampson hanging around Kate Thorpe's locker. N had a crush on Marion Calton. saw Bob Bache-Wiig taking up half a dance HOOK. .heard Lois Iohnson giving her customary giggle. saw BEV on Bill's suede jacket. heard Homer sing La-la, La-la ba-low it- heard Iohn Field snicker in English. would like to meet Bergie QVicj. thinks Hattie Granger has a way of getting around. who tried to tell Kate Thorpe a joke. who thinks Anita is a plenty good valedictorian. thinks it's about time to quit. Rhyming the Seniors A is for Alfred, the duckiest', in the class, B is for Braden, that brown-eyed young lass, C is for Craig who murals does paint, D is for Donald, who is no young saint, E is for Edgar, of I2A,S the head, F is for Freddie, a waterboy, 'tis said, G is for Granger, who's all full of pep, H is for Hattie, a blonde of good rep', I is for If, says Bill, who plays ball, I is for Iohnney, our trumpeter small, K is for Kennedy, both Chuck and Kathleen, L is for Lois, at singing not green, M is for Marian, the head of Blue Tri', N is for Neufert, who with Grace Allen does vie O is for Oscar, that learned young sage, P is for Palmer, Phelps, Phillippi, Page, Q is for Quamme in the high honor zone, R is for Robert, as Butch more well-known, S is for Sampson, better change it to two, T is for Tekla who to Donald is true, U is for Umpty so great on the team, V is for Von Dell, our Homecoming queen, W's for Washburn, our editor wise, X is for anyone in a disguise, Y is for Ylvisaker, so hard to pronounce, Z is for Zakes, the last to be bounced. Sing to the tune of lingle Bells rst Who put the Ray in Gray? The Net, in Simonet? WVho showed the Way to Miss Brockway? And gave Vincent a Cent? Refrain: Who's to blame? Who's to blame? Who's to blame for this? Come right upg confess your guilt, Or get no Christmas list. 2nd Who gave Capstick a Stick? Cockburn a little Coclq? Who taught that Trick to long Patrick, Or gave Carney her Car? 3rd Who did Turnquist that Turn? Who made Miss Humphrey hum? Who took Miss Docken to that Dock? And threw her in for fun? 4th Who tunlqed Mrs. Montank up? And gave Belstrom a bell? Or Lawson bribed to break the Law? We'll have some tale to tell. High School Supplies! OCenuinelieatherZipperlxlotebook31.97 ll 0 Fountain Pen 31.00 Up O Notebook Fillers-Best Grade 100 0 Automatic Pencils l0c Perine Book Store 1411 University Ave. S. E. Compliments ot SUNNYSIDE GREENHOUSE Carl F. Wahl Fifth Ave. and Ninth St., S. E. Bridgeport 2407 Minnesota School of Business A Private Business School featuring Modern Business Education y for ll High School Graduates i Accounting, Secretarial, lx General Business Courses- and Stenotypy QMachine Shorthandj Ask for Bulletin Visit the School 5 24- South Seventh Street Minneapolis CEneva 4661 Afterwards Deluxe 2 Dip Sodas l5c-HASTY TASTY Lake at Hennepin Twenty-seven

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The Wail of the Siren To BOB KOLSTAD You may not run or pass like Gilchrist But what the heck, you look swell in a uniform. And, even though you don't play with them, You know the names of all the players on the Hrst team. I'm really quite contented. You're the only football hero I have. You may be far from All-city But you're absolutely the best quarterback on the fourth string eleven. And I like you. And I guess I'll always like you. Or at least until I get a chance at someone better. -Lots ERKEL The other day we heard the exact conversation between Iohn Field and Dal Ward when Iohn hurt his leg. It went as follows: Dal: Are you a contortionist? Iohn: No. Dal: Sure? Iohn: Yes, why? Dal: Your leg's broke! Brain equals x Brawn equals y x -l- y equals 3155515 Can February March? No, but April May. Aw, don't Iuly. I. R. T.--What is an atom? EDGAR W.-Well-ah. I. R. T.--Well-I see it is larger than your knowledge of chemistry. Failed in Latin, Flunked in Math, They heard him softly hiss I'd like to Find the guy who said That ignorance is bliss. -BILL Grtcmusr Now I lay me down to rest Before I take tomorrow's test I hope I die before I wake 'Cause then I'll have no test to take. Ode to a Beanstalk Have you seen the boy with the big egg-head? Moaning and groaning the whole day thru. Of course we should say that his hair is red And mention Ioyce to whom he is true. Have you ever noticed his bean-pole frame As he stars in many a basket-ball game? To his feminine friends he is really a thriller. We're speaking of Miller, the lady killer. CHUCK WASHBURN-WC want something original for this Cardinal. KATE THORPE fenthusiasticallyf-Oh, I know just where to get that! We have a high school annual at home, and it's just full of original stuff. LINDGREN ELECTRIC CO. 428 East Hennepin Electrical Wiring and Repairs Westinghouse electric ranges installed in your home for as low as 551.25 X l Zenith and Crosley Radios f Schick Dry Shavers Radio Service Better Furniture Valuesi' Bolmgren Brothers, Inc. . The Wage Earners Furniture Bargain Mart 243-245 Cedar Ave. CAt Seven Corner-sl cc Compliments of Donald R. lVlcReavy Washburn-McReavy Mortuary 412 Central Ave. O Bridgeport 3421 2 2 . li The RED AND WHITE stores Croceries and Meats Eggen and Beach Erick johnson y 212C Como Ave. S. E. 923 Fulton St. S. E. i Afterwards Chow Mein 30c-HASTY TASTY Lake at Hennepin Twenty-nine