Marshall High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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HAZEL FOSTER, of the ‘‘Fos-ter and Witte” team so popular on Broadway a few seasons ago, has deserted the glamorous life for a vine-covered cottage and Louis Anderson. JOE HARTZEL is seated in his luxurious office, his feet on the polished mahogany desk, blowing smoke rings at the ceiling while a host of formidable secretaries explain to the rabble without that “Mr. Hartzel is in conference.” ELEANOR HITCHCOCK is traveling, at present, in the capacity of companion to poor Mrs. Miller, who is recuperating from the effects of Dictator Miller’s last war. EVELYN KING is a collector of first editions, and she is supposed to be quite an authority on them. CLADYS MATTESON is nursing the wounded soldiers of the Nicaraguan Rebellion. VERNON MILLER is the pro-ducei4 of the automatic tooth brushes, which are being used almost exclusively now; his invention is quite a help to the school boy who has only a small amount of time in which to dress. ORPHIE GULLY is the head of the W. C. T. U. movement, and a rival candidate of Phillip Brown's for a public office in the next election. MARY HEENAN. I see, is designing stage scenery and creating new lighting effects at the “Old Mill” theatre. CHARLES HUTCHINS, in his new thirty-two cylindercd racer, has lowered the speed record to four hundred 400 miles per hour. FLORENCE LINDBERGH has entered a convent to escape molestation from the countless admirers of Colonel Lindbergh, who, in their enthusiasm, have mistaken her for his wife. The adventurous life of an Alpine climber has been chosen by DON MATTHEWS. I tell you that FRANKLIN MOON, the actor, is the author of the novel, ‘‘High Heels,” which caused so much favorable comment among the censors. Page Twenty

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FLORENCE AASEN is u radical red leader of the New Russia. LILLIAN ALFSON is a snake collector. She kills the snakes with one glance. GERTRUDE ANGEL. I hear, is courageously attempting to bo the second woman governor of Texas. You remember “Mu' Ferguson as the first? Good luck, Gertie. PHILLIP BROWN, the leader of “The Wetter Minneapolis Movement,” states that, if he is elected to office, he intends to give all the starving bartenders jobs. He is still a good bluffer. And the gay Riviera holds CARROL CARPENTER. There she is discreetly bestowing her favors; she has, virtually, the best of Europe at her feet. RUSSEL F1NMAN. who is on a theatrical tour of Europe, is enjoying himself immensely “tumbling” for all the “jolies filles —pretty girls of France. SYLVIA ALBRO-Oh, you Sylvia!—is a tight-ropc dancer in Opstad's Circus. And ALVINA ANDERSON! Poor Alvina is seeking the solace of a nunnery to escape the attentions that befall titian-haired women. Such a life. JOHN BOLDINCH. of Boldingh and Burns, lawyers, claims that golf is the better part of a lawyer's profession. DON BURNS, using his wonderful personality to advantage, has become a national committeeman for the new Capitalistic-Miner party. HELEN DAVIS is exerting her influence in the behalf of Phil Brown in her capacity as official government rum confis-cator. CHARLOTTE FLEMMING is Charlotte Flemming no longer as she has inherited a title and a fortune from the proverbial rich uncle. v Page Nineteen

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 For the first time in history a mere woman has attained the ofiice of secretary to the president of the University; the fortunate person is PEARL MORGAN, whose industry was noted at Marshall. Although Shakespeare's works are still considered classic literature, ESTHER NELSON’S latest works have replaced Shakespeare’s in the public schools; this change was a sad blow to many teachers whose chief pleasure was to compel unwilling students to assimilate Shakespeare. STUART NICOL is the city engineer of the thriving metropolis of Zion City, Illinois. Stuart, in accordance with the city ordinance, is raising a full beard to disguise his features. I sec ARMIN SCHWEPPE robed in black, the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, cracking jokes with the rather morbid members of the court. Continuing with his Itountiful and generous nature uppermost, KENNETH SIMPSON is carrying on a free lunch counter at Hobo Park; I am not sure but that he does this piece of work for the benefit of some of his classmates. GEORGE TAFT, who spent much time as forest ranger in Minnesota, has been promoted to a place in the President’s cabinet; George is looked to as a likely candidate for the presidency. HUGH MORRISON, the self-made millionaire, is leaving a good share of his money to the Minneapolis policemen in return for the profitable (to the municipal courts) hours he has spent in their company. We have ROBERT NELSON as the surgicul expert at Fort Snelling; at present his scientific mind is wrestling with the problem of how to hatch bigger and better chickens in less time. SIGURD OPSTAD is playing the dignified rolo of county undertaker; as the business is on a firm paying basis, “Sig” is very comfortably situated. GERALD SHEPARD is the gen-eral of our army in China; only the fact that the Union needed represerving caused peaceful Jerry to don the hauberk, etc. DOROTHY SMITH has established a fresh air camp for underfed girls who wish to become strong physically, mentally, and morally. RALPH THOMPSON is the musical dictator of the dance orchestrations. Ralph’s latest piece is a cross between a .Minuet and the Black Bottom. Page Ticenty-one