Marshall High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Hope Francis is travelling in the Orient with the money she won in a recent world-wide contest for being “The Most Beloved School Teacher.” Myrtle Fredrickson is very happy in her new role as a model housekeeper in a model five-room apartment. Anna, Gay, who has returned to her beloved France, has the position of golf instructor at Biarritz. Raymond Gray, who probably knows more about government than any other living person, has gone over to the South Sea Islands to help the natives form a republic. Harriet Hawes, basking in the light of a Florida sun, is working in her wild-flower garden to her heart’s content. Annie Hayes, following in the footsteps of her sister, has become a columnist and is conducting a “Better or Worser English Club.” Mildred Heir is the stenographer for the handsome young author, F. Scott Fitzgerald. Alice Humphrey’s liking for young people and for travel has induced her to conduct “Personally Conducted Tours of Europe” for college students. Bernice Katz is the teacher of languages (English, Latin, German, French, Greek, etc.) at the Dublin University. Albert Lawson, having followed Izaak Walton’s advice to “goe a-fyshyngc”, has invented a new kind of artificial bait. Florence Legale, owner of the “Mile. Florentz Salon”, is dictating the fashions for the coming year. John Leversee owns and operates the only cab in the Athletic Cab Company. The cab is an ordinary Chevrolet coach with a capacity for 26 passengers. Rose Liedl is still attending every Marshall game “win or lose; rain or shine”. Agnes Lien has attained her one desire—to get enought money so she can own a car. Page Thirteen

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FACULTY Quoth Merlin, “Listen, then, while I disclose what only the heavenly bodies and I know.' Uncovering his crystal and making mystic motions, Merlin revealed the future tliusly: Willard Ackerson, who is devoting his time entirely to music, has invented a portable pipe organ which can be carried around in a flivver. Nellie Aim is the secretary to the United States ambassador to Soviet Russia. Izara Bcrncnt, the owner and manager of a prosperous chicken farm, is forgetting her trying days as a mathematics teacher. Oliva Bjorklund is traveling all over the world—with a book as her only ticket. Maybelle Boyson, who has gone in for politics, is using her gift of silver-tongued oratory to advantage. Helen Brockway, famous equestrienne, has crossed over to England to give the Prince some hints on riding. Percy J. Burningham, who has entered the field of light opera, has just made a great success of his role of “Ko Ko” in the “Mikado . Ina Campbell, with her abundant experience in teaching community life problems, has written a delightfully interesting text book on that subject. George Carlson has just completed a series of articles on “Worthy Use of Leisure Time. It is needless to say that the first “Worthy Use he mentioned is “fishing . Edna Cockburn has succeeded in having a law passed which makes the telling of Scotch jokes illegal'. Anna Dahl has found a veritable “Fountain of Youtb in varied and wide interests in life—for she has succeeded in staying as young as any of her pupils. Lloyd Dean is coaching the football team of “Notre Dame . Elizabeth Docken has discovered the fourth dimension—'nuflf said. Louise Drage has become the owner and staff of the Rochester “Post Bulletin . Donald Field’s work with the Y. M. C. A. is winning him national recognition. Ella Finney has won the sweepstakes in a recent national bridge contest. Page Twelve

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Grace Lowden has started a “Floating College” on the Indian Ocean and is acting as the visiting teacher on it. Laura Montank, who is busy making hooked rugs, has been exchanging patterns with Mrs. Coolidge. Grace Moynihan is enjoying the royalties from her hook, “The Art of Making Friends.” Richard Olsen is the composer of “The Gum-Chewers’ Symphony,” an ideal piece for typewriting classes. Mary Partridge has done a great service for nurses all over thj world by inventing a machine for shaking down the mercury in clinical thermometers. Ethel Reeve is the manager of “The Tented Gopher,” a popular tea-room. Clifford Reichard is very busy trying to find some unknown elements to fill the blanks in the periodic table. Katherine Roney is the literary critic for the New York “Sun”. Irene Roskilly has become world-famous for her dainty sketches of the outdoors. Elizabeth Scripture is the owner of an exclusive hook shop, dealing entirely with first editions and rare manuscripts. Clara Sheehan, entirely too young and pretty to be a high school teacher, has started teaching in a kindergarten, where it is not so difficult to distinguish her from her pupils. Katherine Sheehan has captured a national amateur golf championship. Anna Shillock is living in poverty as a consequence of having given her entire fortune to found a home for homeless goldfish and police dogs. Hilma Skallbeck, who has always wanted to be the owner and editor of a small town newspaper, has finally obtained her wish; for she has become the owner of the St. Paul “Pioneer Press.” Florence Smith is doing the interior decorating in the homes of the movie stars in Hollywood. Eva Snyder has finally realized her ambition to sleep eight hours every day. Alta Stanton, who has moved to England, is basking in the atmosphere of “our early Anglo-Saxon ancestors”. Emma Stevning is the best pitcher the “White Sox” has ever had. Judson R. Towne has received a Nobel Prize for being the only teacher in the U. S. who allows students to chew gum in his classes. Mildred Trumble has been highly successful in accomplishing her greatest ambition—to be a good friend to all her pupils. Florence Turnquist’s name has gone down in the Hall of Fame for her ability in China painting. Mabel Vincent is traveling over the country organizing and directing operettas and pageants which she has written herself. Mary Walsh, a well-known statistician, is compiling a list of the high school students who enjoy mathematics. Dallas Ward thought it a pity to waste his rare beauty in a school room, so he has gone in the movies. Margaret West is still continuing her practice of “paddling her own canoe.” Charles Young has become a bishop in Venice, and he spends his days fishing out of his window, and his nights—on the Grand Canal. Ross N. Young’s executive ability is serving him in good stead in his position as the warden at Stillwater. Page Fourteen