Marshall County High School - Tiger Yearbook (Lewisburg, TN)

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CLASS PROPHECY This is Mary Glendon Hazlett, your woman about town, speaking to you from the Brass BB, the most talked -- about nightspot in New York. I'm about to witness the most gala social event of the season, the Alumni Banquet of the '52 class of M.C.H.S. The club was decorated entirely with BB's by Miss Jeannette Bowden, designer of the ultra modern house for Queen Elizabeth, who-by- the-way is now confined to the sanitarium. Glancing around, I see the owners of the club, the Verona Corporation com- posed of Mack Hill, Buddy Patterson, Wayne Jones and John Ellington, the silent partner in the firm who has been in charge of a fleet in the Pacific -- Just a minute ! ! ! ! Ladies and Gentlemen! I see the President of the United States, followed by Bubba Liggett, the leader of the Dixiecrat Party and the President's private secretary, LaRue O'Neal, making her way to speed to Admiral Ellington. Mrs. Robert E. Lee, IV, the former Miss Mary Ann Thomas, has made a brilliant record as the first woman president. Not too far away, I see her opponent in the coming election, Mr. E. D. Helton, who will give Mrs. Lee a good race. Mr. Helton is surrounded by a group of politicians, among them his campaign mana- gers, Lee Foster, and Buddy Webb. Oh! Ladies and Gentlemen, just approaching the speaker's table is Dr. Waldo Seay, just having escaped from the Amazons who captured him when he went to the wild dark regions of South America a few years ago on an expedition. Rising to greet him, is Bill Shapard, the famous criminal lawyer. Seated also at the speaker's table is Miss Helen Lee Brown, world famous commercial artist and originator of the comic strip, Oh, Tiger, How Could You? Hi There! Folks, that was Tom Hunter, the Walter Winchell of our day. I see the cigarette girls, Maralyn Harrell and Dotty Williams, making their way over to the famous cowboy stars, John Causey and Lee Clark. Their latest production is Buzzards Over Dry Gulch. There's quite a bit of confusion! Everyone is stretching to see Miss America of 1954, the former Miss Angela Wiggins as she enters. They tell me she is now raising American Beauties. frosesj Just arriving, also, are Mr. and Mrs. Blalock and Mr. and Mrs. McPeak. It is rumored that Joye and Addelle were found by their husbands reading Cheaper By the Dozen. Oh No! . . . I can't believe it ! ! . . Not Jimmy Williams. He must be at least 7ft. Zin. tall and weigh at least 300 lbs. They tell me that he and Higgins Edwards patented a new medicine, Cadahol, which guarantees any man who uses it muscles within six weeks. What's all the yelling about.? Oh, I see, it's Joan and Thomas Russell. Gone are looks of endearment -- It seems they found you can't live on love. I see George McRady doing nothing as usual. They say he is living off un- employment insurance and lived in constant fear that someone will offer him a job. Tommy Ervin, the famed dentist, is giving his hat to the hatcheck -ff: girls, Marion 'Foster and Eleanor McLean. As you probably have -1- read, Tommy is the one who invented the unbreakable teeth. He is 'J' followed by his assistant, Miss Helen McKnight. ' IQ J Married life seems to agree with Mildred Helton, LaVerne Mc- .xf Caleb, Evelyn Endsley and Melba Haisip as they chat happily about i' the husbands and children. , U '13, Wait ! ! s who is this funny looking fellow with the iong beard? Q Could it be? . . . ls it? . . . Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Jackie Roddy who has been living as a hermit after the girls drove him into hiding. Don Beard and Scotty Bless seem to be in a heated discussion. U 'Ill nl' Don, who has changed his name to Francois, is now a famous hair V Compliments of Standard Drug Co.

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stylist and Scotty is a buyer of ladies' lingerie for Macy's. What's this? It's just Bradean Wilson, alies Giggles Guppen- -33 heimer, the famous lady wrestler. I see the bouncer, Johnny Evans , 'J headed her way. Seay finally collapsed and she just stepped over him and took his K place. . There is Fay Keel rushing over to thank Donald Stammer, Bill E . Graham and Bobby Gipzon, the daredevils who have been breaking C records all over the country withtheir Hot rods, for appearing in the last commercial for Keel's cigarettes. Everyone knows their L. jf f J I do believe Betty Jo Jones brought her typewriter with her. Mr. L Wil I slogan Smoke Ke-e-l's, guaranteed to give you that cigarette cough. , K Oh, I see just arriving that famous social leader of New York, Patricia Bills. Behind her is her Chauffeur. Jesse Tate, also a member of the '52 class. Leaning against the bar are J. C. Smith, Wayne Adams and Tommy Harris, who own almost half of Texas. There's Sara Cromer, head of the MP's in the U. S. Army, giving a few point- ers to Mary Sue Thompson, the first woman motorcycle cop in Marshall County. You can sense the excitement, Folks, as Martha Bragg, another Helen Hayes, arrives! As you know, Martha is now being rated among the great. I see Barbara Center making her way through the crowd. It seems she's still pursuing the finer things of life -- men. The room's in an uproar, as Joseph Frye, accompanied by his assistant, Bobby Ratcliffe and private nurse, Joy Osburn, arrives. You've been hearing lots about their space ship journey to Mars. It was fi- nanced by Mary Sue Weaver, who made her fortune with her uke . I thinkl see Mary Sue now. Someone has just informed me that Doshia West sent word that she would be unable to attend the banquet. On her last trip to Reno she just decided to stay. Oh, there are Margaret Ledford and Janie Wiles. You've read of their poi- neer struggles in their fight for recognition of man's equality with woman. Here is the fashion expert, Rheta Sharp. You've all read her article in Charm, Be Sharp With Rheta Sharp . Betty Jean Fagan looks very happy discussing her newest business venture with Mary Ann Carroll and Betty Jo Burns. Betty Jean own a Fleet of taxi cabs now and Mary Ann and Betty Jo have a charming teashop. Say, there's the new rage in soap operas, Violet Liggett. You have all heard her new program Why Bertha Left Horne , written and directed by Nancy Chapman. What's this? She's clothed in Furs and diamonds ! ! ! Hey! She just knocked over a table! Why, of course, it's Ophelia Scott. Hello, Ophelia! Oh, there's Jean Gold! She must have just arrived back in the States. You've heard about her being a transport pilot? She works for a company that flies kangaroos from Australia to the United States. I see Betty Lasater talking earnestly to Joyce Shepard, who writes the love- lorn column in the New York Times. After six happy marriages Betty is plann- ing a trip to Paris to mend a broken heart. I see Dorothy Edwards giving her latest recipe to Mary Ann Carroll. Dot appears each Saturday morning on the Pet Milk Show. Larry Ezell, the headwaiter, once again scores a hit with this perfect ban- quet. You should have seen the proud look on Billy Wheat's face as he watched Anita join her old pals, Marie Sisco, Frances Steele and Laquita Wilkerson, in the chorus line. A fitting finale is the music of Hot Lips Sanders and his orchestra which features Glendol Andrews as soloist. The crowd is leaving, lost in the memories of by-gone days. The alumni banquet of the '52 class has been a great success. Best wishes from Kerley Furniture Co.