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Page 58 text:
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BBEAT IISASTER It was the year 2000. The last atomic bomb had been dropped upon America, and in the abysmal chasm left by the fledgling destructor, one lone desolate spot remained. Seated upon a tottering bench where once proudly stood . the Marquette Engine House . . . STILL Mar- quette's newest building . . . were the last remnants of humanity. iiSpeed Edwards, world's slide-rule champ, and John Atom Bradish had planned well the destruction of the Earth. Within their evil hearts had alWays loomed the tear that Liberal Arts and Business Ad- ministration students such as Bowling, Berg- rnann, McGrath and Houkom would attain the hop pinnacle in the un-ending struggle for world supremacy. So . . . on a day in 1999, with the aid of Sandberg, Crim, Cassidy and Della Flora, the most devilish plan ever de- vised became reality. As had been expected, the June 1946 Mar- quette Ensigns quickly monopolized the great industries and institutions tincluding sanitari- urnsl of the world. In 1999 Starbody and Rogers were running on the Militarist Party ticket for President and Vice-President. Their business managers were iiNo Strain Fricker, HBougainville Versackas and iiSun-in-my- Eyes Dermody. Another party had been formed . . . the Card Party . . . led by Iennings, Geib, Barrington, Metcalf and Vanderswag. Their business manager was their HAce , Deuce M-cDerrnand. Even science tell before the unfailing scythe of the men of LA and BA. Allphin and Leitner had developed 14 new elements although still looking for the first 92. 156l And in finance, Hsupply strikers like Pooler, Goldstein and Daniels had surpassed I. P. Morgan in handling the world's currency . . . from behind bars at Portsmouth. So, with all these accomplishments of non- engineering students, is it any wonder that the secret meetings were held by the iiGreat Conspirators ? Finally, the Chicago Tribune's editor, lack Siegel, announced the news that within 24 hours the world was to be destroyed! Pande- monium broke loose! Eggert got out of bed to take pictures . . . Huddle and Snure released the services of their powerful broadcasting companies to the voices of Simonet, Pehrsson and Madden who proclaimed Destruction around the corner! The ultimatum had declared that unless cer- tain papers were turned over to the Engineers, the world would be destroyed. True to their words, at the appointed hour the great debacle occurred. What the En- gineers had not known was that at that very moment . . . the priceless papers had been speeding to them, relinquished by LA's and BA's. Somewhere in the still unsettled, whirl- ing air, the pages of a large volume fluttered aimlessly. Here had been the key to success that the Engineers had been willing to destroy the world to attain . . . the thing that had been stolen from them in 1946. Upon the still legible title page . . . the following words were plainly visible . . . THE GOUGE . . . Marquette Engineering School. . . 1946 .
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GUNNEBY HI have tive questions has become one of the most horrifying phrases ever heard by a student of NS 9 tGunneryi and without a doubt will one day take its place alongside the mem- orable sayings of Jones, Farragut and Dewey. However, under the tutelage of Lt.-Corndr. P. C. Kelsey, the present gunnery class has been assured of excellent instruction. Previous graduates have written on various occasions to their friends that Marquette graduates seem to rank higher than other graduates in naval science, especially gunnery. The rapt attention given by Bauman, Bon- thron, Bradish, the triUmvirCIte of Snure, Ver- dow and Huddle, and all other class members shows quite Clearly the effectiveness of the course and its teaching. Fire-Control, With its galaxy of computers, directors, range-iinders, stable elements, and What have you, presents to the Naval Science Curriculum c1 very technical subject . . . and to the young naval officer approaching his first gunnery duty . . . Ct valuable training aid. Tomorrow, When some Leitner or Aliphin salutes the quarterdeck of his new Hhorne -- he will be able to say With assurance and confidence, HYou may assign me to the gun- nery department, sir. ... ...... ..' '''''' ., ,1,' '7 t. l I .ii-I A ' 73-2-2 i .;i:-:1:i:-;-' :i 7.- -------
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