Marquette High School - Tatler Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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HUMOROUS I WISH. I wish Just this That I was cute and sweet I know that I am homely as a frog I :un pretty sometimes Onlygin a fog Gee but I wish Just this Just this and nothing more If I could just be- Pretty as Marie In the picture book. Esther Stopie, '20 BEYOND THE SKIN OF HIAVWATHA. Hiawatha was a rought neck'd guy 'Tho Longfellow never knew He was a heap bad big Injun Andfwould often smoke and chew. A He the liar and the boozer He the beggar and the ehooser Fought and whipped fair Minnehaha Stole some arrows from her papa This I think is the true Hiawatha. Hiawatha was a lawless man He would never list' to reason During Prohibition he'd rush the can And he hunted the red toe out of season He the sneak thief, and the scholar Sold Presque Isle for a half a dollar Sturtefl and finished white man slaughter Made raids on mines and stole their copper Tried standing in a canoe but fell in the water Old Longfellow was mistaken, Old Longfellow was untruthful, Old Longfellow was a liar, VVhen he said that men are useless NVithout silly foolish females! VVise Longfellow was no liar, Wise Longfellow was most truthful, VVise Longfellow said what I think, XVhen he said females are useless VVithout men to make them useful! This I am sure was the true Hiawatha. Milton Robinson, '20 Sheets , '20

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HUMOROUS - WHO DID IT? Winn' are those funny little things, 'l'hait whiz right past your ear, They look like ls-ml, but that l'2lllit1 he Mutt Robinson so 110zlr'! NVQ feel onr eau' it stings likegsin. I wonder what it is, It c:ln't vonn- from ln-hincl us. If or no one else is in-air. Oh, we-ll. ii's time to sinmly, Anil not to sit and ilrcaun, llzml linglisli lossons we will IIUYUI' learn lf we think of other things. NYlll'll lo! Upon my other Dill' 'l'lu-re lights ZlllOtllL'l' pest. .lzleolrl but lftl like to iind The sender of that thing. lYe fm-ul our ears :incl look zlronnml :intl soo A snivkm-ring grin. lt's zu l'll'l'Slllll2lll iNYilli till after si-hoolj 'llllili knows not how they sting. -illflilllfllil XVlC,'liS'l'R lliziwutliu grunted Uh Uh, Me go see iny Mi11neh:1l1a. ' So the warrior sought his lover lVith the Wigwam as her shelter So the rains might not wear her out And the hot sun could not melt her, Here he found his sweetheart seated Nvhen he came she stood. and greeted Him with pipe of peace and kettle -Both sat down and helped it settle. Esther Stolpe, '20. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS