Marquette High School - Tatler Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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HUMOROUS wo'ro going? YW-'ll hc going in that swamp in about a lllllllltll. Uh tlu-ro's tho air grounds! Look .vt that sign. . lt says 'dm-rail.' Wonder what that means. Lt-t's go no and soo it. Oh you passm-d it! Look out! L'un't you stool' that thing? lVm-'ro going into the fK'llt'0. Oh! right tln'u it. lVhat will wo do? Spoilvd that now gate and ovorything. Look out 'lt's tippingl' NI guess wo'd hotter bu going. Lst's go, girls? ltr. Rosa: Can I get a joh at this boiler shop? l'd liko to try ont as a hoih-r maker. - Could you crawl thru an 18 inch nlnn hole? No, I gui-ss not. XVe'll have to gin- you gi oh wln-ro tlu-rm-'s lots of rooni. You won't need those hluv slips, hut grab a slodgo and w0'll lot you buck rod hot rivc-ts for ll whilvf' Scott ll. Ilinds: t'lJo you in-od gi good vainluvilh- singvr for tonight Y All right. wmfll put you on tonight and llltlyllp tOlllU1'l'OW night, dc-- punding on how good you van sing. XVvll. toll that singvr it's time for his show. My goodness. whore art' all thi- puoplo going? Ain't they going to slay for tho 1'l'St of tho show?', Say yon'ro c-anin-d' Yo only inst to warn: tln-ir hands. lf you want to do n favor. go outside- and . n 1-ouldn't inako an audionvo 1-lap if it was sing so th,- alulia-nm-v will conn- hack in again? Iivorgo XYickstrom. '20. MICKEY'S VERSION. H. J. frm-ading alondl: Aftm-1' tln- doath of his frionrl. Tennyson had diliicnlty in kc-oping his bolivf in God and lllllll0l'2lllIy.u HOW IS THIS FOR STYLE? 'Wo lll'2ll' that -lann-s Millvr says that ho had to stop wading Acldison's vssays, 'l'lu-y wow having a had oll'oc-t on his Styli-.. Bliss l'.: lYhat are table-aux? llvlon l'.: Sonic-tliing you tnko for lloamlilvllos, ar0n't th0y'? 'Pho lflnglish lI1-lass had lwon rn-:uling an essay on thc origin of politic-al parties. ln rm-vim-wing tho essay. Milton R. was askml: How do partios arism-7 Mutt r'lhhvcl his hands. and with SL look of innocent wonder in his 1-ws. ninrninrvd. YVhat kind of partiosf' Rumor has it that tho 'linglish toar-hor c-an obtain almost anything sln- dosirvs from lfrank Ellison hy throatoning to Oliangv his seat. SPRING FEVER. ln the spring a senior's footsteps lVand0r toward the northern door lint tho IV2lllflCI'l1lSlZ is thwarted lVhvn Mrs. Tin1berlak0's on the floor.

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HUMOROUS Pennys- Can I get a job here? Now don't say no or l'll take the left lunff out of you. l used to be 'food at Iilline' in at half hour of physical g n ca o torture at the ll. S. Well, ain't. niueh in sight now, hut would like you to limher up the ostriehes ii, little. Their feathers need exercising. And then you can 4 give the angora eats in the other building some cough medicine. A rouple of theln have colds. XYelI, you with the elassy bone l'Illl1l1Ull glasses-what, you want a job too? You ean go help the other fellow give the eanaries their bird seed and take this hero iron and iron the wrinkles out of that heiter, with the hlaek and white stripes on his haekf' Iinter 'KIrs. t'onners: lI'y. it's dark in here! Do you want nie to adjust that shade? P No, hetter not: erooked hnsiness is always done in tho dark. I suppose you wont Q1 job? NW-ll. I would like to, but I don't know whether I ean or notg nb' knitting keeps nie so husy, illilltlllgfll I'll admit' l'n1 pretty good zitn l'll'0IlUIl.,' ..,. ..... . Ie parle. ........ ' XYhy wrinan. l' didn't do anything' that should make you swear at nie like thai NVhy, sit down and lnayhe yon'll feel hetterf' At je I etait juste Ioquens vous. l don? think we'lI .need you: we don't allow any swearing in this otliieef' Enter Miss lVenzinger: Have you any position: varant at this hank 7 'iTell it need help ha... The teIler's gone for awhile. so you n':llI '. ll'e Iifs plaiee tw? inovning. 'li:ere's a customer already. and l't'lYlill!lIl'.'I' no flirting wl.i1r YCII-l'O working. Fay, do you have to earry that hind sateiifi witu you zxlierever you go? I don't think I'll let. you in there with that I w?'1 '-ell too many hills. Conte hack here and I'Il let you tend to niy love IAN' degi-':'tn1.ent? You ought to he pretty handy at that. Iinter' -I s nehe and Miss Bailey: 'Fan wi ue? it ,ioh running one of those hig street ears in town? ri- in. wr'l1 try you out. . Take one of the hig ones out for a spin. Uh, e I1 e o:. t'Ia:'a: Ixts get -'onto of the rest ol' the girls .ind out for a eifn. lets get Nleliinnon and Dawson and lloyd and get fini- herlake and Kate Seully and Dorothy Ifreneh. 'I'oo had none of-the fel' lows :ire ar.mund. Where w II we go, to the Island or fair grounds tirs1'? lYell, who's going to un it Y I guess I will.. I ran it this far. .-Xw. let' ing run it. What does a doinestie seienee teaeher know . ' I-'rt it ? XIX-ll what does ii peninanship teaeher know ahont itll' ,Xw. I eau run it hetter than any of ya. ean't I? ugay. get your hand otl' the lever. . l'an't ya see how goldarnil fast

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HUMOROUS A VAGABOND'S TRIBUTE TO PRESIDENT Hail to thee Hail to thee Hail to thee our noble leader, our mighty chieftan, our great commander, Model of all loyal hobosl Thou, whose arms are strong and massive: Thou, whose voice is loud as thunderg Thou, whose eyes can flash like lightning: Thou. whose smile is vast, benignantg Thou, whose gait, whose mien, whose manner, Are sublime, majestic lofty: We adore thee and we love thee! Noble was thy condescension When thou tleigned to read the Bunion Vilest of all nasty papers! Blazed your righteous indignation, XVIIQII you VVhen you VVhen you Then your read its silly nonsense read its foolish motto, read its base absurdness! noble face with anger Flashed and flamed and smoked and glitteredg On the floor you hurled this nonsense Trod it 'neath your mighty footsteps! Hail to thee our noble leader, Hail to thee our mighty c-hieftan, Hail to thee our great commander, Model of all loyal l1obos! ROBINSON Sl1eats ', '20 HIAWATHA'S RETURN. XVhen Nakomis saw the maiden, Saw the lovely Minnehaha She rejoiced and spoke her feelings Thus she spoke to Hiawatha, Hiawatha you did wisely, Wisely acted my young grandson Minncllaha laughing water She will run on all my errands Do the chores and everything So that I may rest in gladness Loaf around and 'joy myself. Thus the lazy old Nakomis Spoke about the youthful maiden Thus she spoke of Minnehaha. Then alone and pondering further W'ith a sigh she spoke again, Thank the Lord that Hiawatha Chose a wife from the Decotahs From the tribe of willing workers. H.C.L