Marquette High School - Tatler Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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HUMOROUS Pennys- Can I get a job here? Now don't say no or l'll take the left lunff out of you. l used to be 'food at Iilline' in at half hour of physical g n ca o torture at the ll. S. Well, ain't. niueh in sight now, hut would like you to limher up the ostriehes ii, little. Their feathers need exercising. And then you can 4 give the angora eats in the other building some cough medicine. A rouple of theln have colds. XYelI, you with the elassy bone l'Illl1l1Ull glasses-what, you want a job too? You ean go help the other fellow give the eanaries their bird seed and take this hero iron and iron the wrinkles out of that heiter, with the hlaek and white stripes on his haekf' Iinter 'KIrs. t'onners: lI'y. it's dark in here! Do you want nie to adjust that shade? P No, hetter not: erooked hnsiness is always done in tho dark. I suppose you wont Q1 job? NW-ll. I would like to, but I don't know whether I ean or notg nb' knitting keeps nie so husy, illilltlllgfll I'll admit' l'n1 pretty good zitn l'll'0IlUIl.,' ..,. ..... . Ie parle. ........ ' XYhy wrinan. l' didn't do anything' that should make you swear at nie like thai NVhy, sit down and lnayhe yon'll feel hetterf' At je I etait juste Ioquens vous. l don? think we'lI .need you: we don't allow any swearing in this otliieef' Enter Miss lVenzinger: Have you any position: varant at this hank 7 'iTell it need help ha... The teIler's gone for awhile. so you n':llI '. ll'e Iifs plaiee tw? inovning. 'li:ere's a customer already. and l't'lYlill!lIl'.'I' no flirting wl.i1r YCII-l'O working. Fay, do you have to earry that hind sateiifi witu you zxlierever you go? I don't think I'll let. you in there with that I w?'1 '-ell too many hills. Conte hack here and I'Il let you tend to niy love IAN' degi-':'tn1.ent? You ought to he pretty handy at that. Iinter' -I s nehe and Miss Bailey: 'Fan wi ue? it ,ioh running one of those hig street ears in town? ri- in. wr'l1 try you out. . Take one of the hig ones out for a spin. Uh, e I1 e o:. t'Ia:'a: Ixts get -'onto of the rest ol' the girls .ind out for a eifn. lets get Nleliinnon and Dawson and lloyd and get fini- herlake and Kate Seully and Dorothy Ifreneh. 'I'oo had none of-the fel' lows :ire ar.mund. Where w II we go, to the Island or fair grounds tirs1'? lYell, who's going to un it Y I guess I will.. I ran it this far. .-Xw. let' ing run it. What does a doinestie seienee teaeher know . ' I-'rt it ? XIX-ll what does ii peninanship teaeher know ahont itll' ,Xw. I eau run it hetter than any of ya. ean't I? ugay. get your hand otl' the lever. . l'an't ya see how goldarnil fast

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HUMOROUS gowan away, you think this place is an asylum? Gowau away, before I get as bad. , But l'm a good cookg know how to boil water and everythingfi 'NYcll, maybe l'll hire you, if you can boil water. 'lfhatis pretty good. Go boil some water now, enough for one table. Say, what's the mattcrg you're burning itg can't you see the white smoke coming oll ! My good- ness. you waste all the groceries. Now go read the cook book and find out how to boil water. What you reading now? Loafing on the job? Oh, what's the matter with you? This is the cook book, 'Choice liindsl, by men with poetical feetf' l think you're iired. As a cook, you wonldn't do stringing sausages. Take this sign and put it on the door when you go out? This establish- ment has no connection whatever with Newberry. Mr. 'l'rowbridge: ls this the Graveyard Circus Company? 1'd like to get a job.'i Well, what kind of a job do you want? I don't knowg 1 used to be a penmanship teacher, and was an expert at making circles with a penfi lf youire good at making circles with a pen, maybe you'd do good making eireles with a one-wheel bieycle, as a clown in one of our rings: you seem to have good talent for that kind of work. tio over tl1e1'e and get tested outg tell them you want the mallet'and steam roller testg l think your head might be hard enough, but your feet might not have the right temperature. Enter Mr. YVatsont Hello, are you the contractor of this job? I wonder if I could get a job here? A job? Did you say you wanted to work? You're too fat to be a hod carrier. l don't believe we could use you on any of our one wheel automobiles, as we only use two inch plank to walk ong but I might try you out as a water boy. Ol No, no! ha.ven't you got a job around here ?', Oh, a position. YVell we don't have those kind 0x1 hand where you wear gi stand-up collar, but Iill let you try out on that steam shovel, that fellow will show you how to run it., lilapse of two minutes. No steam shovel or anything in sight. Re-enter Mr. XVatson from midst of mortal box. t'Gosh! I never thought that thing would go that fast with only a touch on the lever. Yon poor farm hand, you sure did want to go up in the air for 21. ride. didnt yon, with 185 lbs. of steam on and then turn the water on into an empty boiler! Better make yourself scarce around here and sneak away before the boss comes around or you'll see two or three steam shovels, and then you won't see anything till the ambulance comes around. linter Penny Morrison and Harry Pellow: Well, what do you want? Think you're out in the zoo with the rest of the animals? Go on back and shut the door!

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HUMOROUS wo'ro going? YW-'ll hc going in that swamp in about a lllllllltll. Uh tlu-ro's tho air grounds! Look .vt that sign. . lt says 'dm-rail.' Wonder what that means. Lt-t's go no and soo it. Oh you passm-d it! Look out! L'un't you stool' that thing? lVm-'ro going into the fK'llt'0. Oh! right tln'u it. lVhat will wo do? Spoilvd that now gate and ovorything. Look out 'lt's tippingl' NI guess wo'd hotter bu going. Lst's go, girls? ltr. Rosa: Can I get a joh at this boiler shop? l'd liko to try ont as a hoih-r maker. - Could you crawl thru an 18 inch nlnn hole? No, I gui-ss not. XVe'll have to gin- you gi oh wln-ro tlu-rm-'s lots of rooni. You won't need those hluv slips, hut grab a slodgo and w0'll lot you buck rod hot rivc-ts for ll whilvf' Scott ll. Ilinds: t'lJo you in-od gi good vainluvilh- singvr for tonight Y All right. wmfll put you on tonight and llltlyllp tOlllU1'l'OW night, dc-- punding on how good you van sing. XVvll. toll that singvr it's time for his show. My goodness. whore art' all thi- puoplo going? Ain't they going to slay for tho 1'l'St of tho show?', Say yon'ro c-anin-d' Yo only inst to warn: tln-ir hands. lf you want to do n favor. go outside- and . n 1-ouldn't inako an audionvo 1-lap if it was sing so th,- alulia-nm-v will conn- hack in again? Iivorgo XYickstrom. '20. MICKEY'S VERSION. H. J. frm-ading alondl: Aftm-1' tln- doath of his frionrl. Tennyson had diliicnlty in kc-oping his bolivf in God and lllllll0l'2lllIy.u HOW IS THIS FOR STYLE? 'Wo lll'2ll' that -lann-s Millvr says that ho had to stop wading Acldison's vssays, 'l'lu-y wow having a had oll'oc-t on his Styli-.. Bliss l'.: lYhat are table-aux? llvlon l'.: Sonic-tliing you tnko for lloamlilvllos, ar0n't th0y'? 'Pho lflnglish lI1-lass had lwon rn-:uling an essay on thc origin of politic-al parties. ln rm-vim-wing tho essay. Milton R. was askml: How do partios arism-7 Mutt r'lhhvcl his hands. and with SL look of innocent wonder in his 1-ws. ninrninrvd. YVhat kind of partiosf' Rumor has it that tho 'linglish toar-hor c-an obtain almost anything sln- dosirvs from lfrank Ellison hy throatoning to Oliangv his seat. SPRING FEVER. ln the spring a senior's footsteps lVand0r toward the northern door lint tho IV2lllflCI'l1lSlZ is thwarted lVhvn Mrs. Tin1berlak0's on the floor.