Marquette High School - Tatler Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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HUMOROUS gowan away, you think this place is an asylum? Gowau away, before I get as bad. , But l'm a good cookg know how to boil water and everythingfi 'NYcll, maybe l'll hire you, if you can boil water. 'lfhatis pretty good. Go boil some water now, enough for one table. Say, what's the mattcrg you're burning itg can't you see the white smoke coming oll ! My good- ness. you waste all the groceries. Now go read the cook book and find out how to boil water. What you reading now? Loafing on the job? Oh, what's the matter with you? This is the cook book, 'Choice liindsl, by men with poetical feetf' l think you're iired. As a cook, you wonldn't do stringing sausages. Take this sign and put it on the door when you go out? This establish- ment has no connection whatever with Newberry. Mr. 'l'rowbridge: ls this the Graveyard Circus Company? 1'd like to get a job.'i Well, what kind of a job do you want? I don't knowg 1 used to be a penmanship teacher, and was an expert at making circles with a penfi lf youire good at making circles with a pen, maybe you'd do good making eireles with a one-wheel bieycle, as a clown in one of our rings: you seem to have good talent for that kind of work. tio over tl1e1'e and get tested outg tell them you want the mallet'and steam roller testg l think your head might be hard enough, but your feet might not have the right temperature. Enter Mr. YVatsont Hello, are you the contractor of this job? I wonder if I could get a job here? A job? Did you say you wanted to work? You're too fat to be a hod carrier. l don't believe we could use you on any of our one wheel automobiles, as we only use two inch plank to walk ong but I might try you out as a water boy. Ol No, no! ha.ven't you got a job around here ?', Oh, a position. YVell we don't have those kind 0x1 hand where you wear gi stand-up collar, but Iill let you try out on that steam shovel, that fellow will show you how to run it., lilapse of two minutes. No steam shovel or anything in sight. Re-enter Mr. XVatson from midst of mortal box. t'Gosh! I never thought that thing would go that fast with only a touch on the lever. Yon poor farm hand, you sure did want to go up in the air for 21. ride. didnt yon, with 185 lbs. of steam on and then turn the water on into an empty boiler! Better make yourself scarce around here and sneak away before the boss comes around or you'll see two or three steam shovels, and then you won't see anything till the ambulance comes around. linter Penny Morrison and Harry Pellow: Well, what do you want? Think you're out in the zoo with the rest of the animals? Go on back and shut the door!

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HUMOROUS I was au l.:utiuu tvzuuluvu' iuu thc High School. Oh! zu hitting tozucluor. 1'll hiro youu right :uwzuyg l hzuvu- zu houso QI wzuuut to phustor soon :uuucl could use at tow uuuorc good lattcusf' ll'hy. this is au hunguuzugc l'uuu spvzukiuug about! XY1'll kimhlo. l 1louu't lwlivvo l uouhl suit you, but youu sovuuu to lux- :u ruutluor fzuiu' lookvr with thoso luluo vyus. :unul lovzululu- nzutuuru-. :uuuul youu nuiglut uuuzukv zu hit :us au uuuoviv picture stzur, so I zutlvisu youu to svuuml in :uu uupluliwu- tiouu to one- ot' tho vouuupauuuiusf' tl'r4-sto just lilac tlu:ut.l Miss Young: Yvs. I tuuught history iuu tha- lligh Su-hool. :xlllt'l'lt'2lll llistory zuuuml otluvr kinds. Auuuvu'iv:uuu llistory? XYh:ut ulous it. szuy :uhouut num-Y l'uuu prvtty poli- ul:ur. Oh, or -ftllu, wx-ll. it has got. yt-s. :uluouut two vluzuuuh-u's on you vsluoviuul- ly. zuuutl au slum-viaul coluuuuuu iuu tho luzuvk for u'u-tl-uw-uuu'uus. l iuuv! Fiuuo! You'll mlo. Conn- right ovu-r hu-ro, :uuuul :ull youu uuowl to elo is this: ll'luvuu :u vustouuuvr 4-ounu-s iuu auuutl uuouuuphuiuus zuluout auuuytluing, tu-ll luiuuu wo just sm-ut it. or it's lu:-on ou'ul0u'v4l. annul uuoyor give- iuu. lliss Scott: ls tluis thu u'ost:uuuu'uuut7 l'ul likv to got zu job :us zu 4-ook. t'ouu0 right ilu: go nuzuko souuuu- piv right' zuwauyg wo not-rl 'vnu haul. All riglutj wlut-rv's :u uu0uux'ilY 'l'lu0ru- youu zurv tIl.l4ltii. lYluuut! You got tht-uuu tlouuu- zulrwuuly? No. :4,l4lli, Xl'luy, if youu gut thorn. wh:ut's tho uuuuuttn-u' with you? Couuuv. vouuuv! XXX-ll, what tho clivkvuus do our u-uustouuum-rs muro :uluout luow uuuzuuuy wo got! 'l'hu-y 4louu't wzuuut tho luzupvr: gin- tht-uuu souuut- pic to wut! Oh, rm-:ul pic. Woll. uuoyou' uuiuul. tio uuauko souuuo mlouug1huuu's. quu'c-li. Now whzlt :uro youu liguriuug lull? Nm-vt-r uuuiuurl thu sim of tho holosg tIu:lt's nothing :uny- w:uy. Uh uloaur. u':uuu't youu soul? By zulgchrau. x to thu' o luowvl' X to thx- l power, and in the sumo way zu, mloughuuut to the o power--I. And notluiuug whivh is uuotluiuug wouuhl lu- oquzul to tho hoh-. whivh is uuotluiugg tllttI't'l.Ul'L'. wluvuu youu out tho ulouugluuuut youu luzuyo souus-tluiuug loft. tio uuhoautl. Xlzukv souuuv. uuucl it' :ull tho vustouuuuurs lm-euro sonuvtluiug wc will haurv souuum-thiuug to uuuauku- haush out of for tho um-xt ulzuyf' Xow uuuuukv souuuo uuuzuvaurouuif 'vuuouuglu for four. My goouluu-ss, youu hauw to tigurv thaut too? lVluy yus. l luzuul to tiuucl thu- voluuuu- ot' out-Iu luiu-1-v ot' uuum-uuu'ouui iuu orwlvr to gut tho :uuuuouuuut for four. lluut souuuu- of tht- stir-ks of uuu:us':uu'ouui :urn- taulut-u'c-tl. so I haul to iigurv tluvuuu :us frustuuuus of vom-s iuu ormlor to gc-t tho vohuuuut-. l rustuuuu? You uns-:uuu t'rostiuu,g'? My goouluuu-ss lzurly, ycull ulouu't put frostiuug' on uuuzu-zurouui. tio uuwzuyl llouu't uuuauko us :ull t'l'2lZy1 l try to run zu u'ost:uuuu':uuut. uuot zu vrauzy houso! liuutvr Nliss tkuuuupln-ll: nfiilll 'I gt-t zu jolu luvro :ut this rt-st:uuu':uuut,Y l som- youu just liuval tho oooh. Aw you from thzut lulzuvo thoy raull tho lliglu Su'hoolY tiowauuu auwauy. X

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HUMOROUS Pennys- Can I get a job here? Now don't say no or l'll take the left lunff out of you. l used to be 'food at Iilline' in at half hour of physical g n ca o torture at the ll. S. Well, ain't. niueh in sight now, hut would like you to limher up the ostriehes ii, little. Their feathers need exercising. And then you can 4 give the angora eats in the other building some cough medicine. A rouple of theln have colds. XYelI, you with the elassy bone l'Illl1l1Ull glasses-what, you want a job too? You ean go help the other fellow give the eanaries their bird seed and take this hero iron and iron the wrinkles out of that heiter, with the hlaek and white stripes on his haekf' Iinter 'KIrs. t'onners: lI'y. it's dark in here! Do you want nie to adjust that shade? P No, hetter not: erooked hnsiness is always done in tho dark. I suppose you wont Q1 job? NW-ll. I would like to, but I don't know whether I ean or notg nb' knitting keeps nie so husy, illilltlllgfll I'll admit' l'n1 pretty good zitn l'll'0IlUIl.,' ..,. ..... . Ie parle. ........ ' XYhy wrinan. l' didn't do anything' that should make you swear at nie like thai NVhy, sit down and lnayhe yon'll feel hetterf' At je I etait juste Ioquens vous. l don? think we'lI .need you: we don't allow any swearing in this otliieef' Enter Miss lVenzinger: Have you any position: varant at this hank 7 'iTell it need help ha... The teIler's gone for awhile. so you n':llI '. ll'e Iifs plaiee tw? inovning. 'li:ere's a customer already. and l't'lYlill!lIl'.'I' no flirting wl.i1r YCII-l'O working. Fay, do you have to earry that hind sateiifi witu you zxlierever you go? I don't think I'll let. you in there with that I w?'1 '-ell too many hills. Conte hack here and I'Il let you tend to niy love IAN' degi-':'tn1.ent? You ought to he pretty handy at that. Iinter' -I s nehe and Miss Bailey: 'Fan wi ue? it ,ioh running one of those hig street ears in town? ri- in. wr'l1 try you out. . Take one of the hig ones out for a spin. Uh, e I1 e o:. t'Ia:'a: Ixts get -'onto of the rest ol' the girls .ind out for a eifn. lets get Nleliinnon and Dawson and lloyd and get fini- herlake and Kate Seully and Dorothy Ifreneh. 'I'oo had none of-the fel' lows :ire ar.mund. Where w II we go, to the Island or fair grounds tirs1'? lYell, who's going to un it Y I guess I will.. I ran it this far. .-Xw. let' ing run it. What does a doinestie seienee teaeher know . ' I-'rt it ? XIX-ll what does ii peninanship teaeher know ahont itll' ,Xw. I eau run it hetter than any of ya. ean't I? ugay. get your hand otl' the lever. . l'an't ya see how goldarnil fast