Marquette High School - Tatler Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

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,, . 1? KT-W ' at fist N .' gikc L? 4' 'F 4 La SQUIRREL FOOD. This is an attempt to show how little the faculty of the High School really know oi' eonnnon every day sense outside of their own text books and to demonstrate the huge anlonnt they really laek and don't know about it. with apologies to the teachers if the attempt to demonstrate this tart is too strenuous. 'l'he following' is an attempt to show how the facul- ty would look when asking for il joh if the teavhing husiness should go out of date: I Mr. fllallam: I wa sinstruetor of a Class in llll'0llilIlll'S in the lligh School and had a 1-lass ol' boys doing' aetnal automobile work, and think l eould suitably lill a position here as master nieehanie or f0l'0Ill2lll.., Why, what did your class do, and how' nun-h experienc-e did you have when lll!4ll'lll'l'lllQ the Jaws? lYell. the boys overhauled an li. M. I . thoroughly and with practic- ally no help from nie exeepf, as floor walker. An li. M. l .? What kind of a ear is that ? 0h. it's an old model, eanie out in l9llS.'i lf-I'-I'-. Nay that again -1008. HuniflVell l'n1 afraid there an-n'tn enough of thoae old arks around' here to warrant nie keeping you as a. nie- ehanie. but l think you may do suitablyg maybe after two or three years ot' good faithful sa-rviee you can he advanr-ed. You seein to have an up- right and responsible nature anyway, so you can start right away to clean up those grease vans. and when you get through with that, piek over that si-rap pile in the alley. and UI'-l', if you find any old E. ll. Ffa in that pile be sure and see that they don't crawl out. Miss Kralltz ll'ax'e you any powitions vaeant here that you think T might be able to till? XVell, what used to be your ouc-upationY

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SENIOR ROSTER Q I NAME Favorite Expression Occupation Ambition Specialty Ruth Anderson Oh Pete Looking around To run the bus Penmanship Myrtle Blom Wouldn't that get your goat? Being good To have a butler Butlers Kenyon Boyer Bon Jour Trailing Louise To be funny Jokes Florence Beckman O my gosh Borrowing a powder puff To have curly hair Dreaming Myrtle Carlson Oh Fudge Being private secretary To be tall Basket Ball Henry Deegan I'll say she does Keeping dates To have a good time Girls Margaret Crowley I won't have time Refusing To be popular Candy Walter Bracher Na, I gotta date Making a date To get married Spooning Hazel Erickson Too quiet to have one Talking To be modest Her Loud Voice William Kepler Goin' to the dance Dipping To dance all night Dancing Amy Foucher Goodness Jazzing To be a dancing .teacher Her knowledge Rudolph Gingrass Unprintable ' Annoying the teachers To own a car Noise Elizabeth Gorman My Lord Keeping track of Mr. Rosa To be a movie actress 1Her hair . Carl Kiel Make it snappy Driving a truck To be a prize fighter lLongitude Marguerite Gravelle Ya got me Cramming ' To be a Stenographer Typewriting Hortense Hadrich Holy-- Keeping her dates straight To get through Dancing Donald McLean What ya sore at? Grinning To go to house parties Fast dancing Mildred Hansen I'll admit Being loud To understand formulae English Raymond Dennett D'ja see my girl? Hurrying To pass Tickling the ivories Claire Harkin O darn it Getting brevs To be a second Paderewslti Piano Lowell Lindquist Ya--a ' Getting flowers for Botany To be a book keeper Picking flowers Helen Johnson Icky poo Clearing the cloak room To be a boss Genius Alfred Wellman Goin' to see wifey tonight! Getting the Tatler out To get a girl Pleasing Gladys Harriet Knight O pshaw Planning parties To be popular Boys Wilbert Treloar Watta matta Mary? Studying hard To have a permanent slip to French Bluffing Ada La Roux Heavens Working To reduce Eyelashes Fred Anderson O Boy eh? Running Lizzy To own a car Curls Henry Beaudry Sorry but I gotta date Taking her home from school To be a hunter Capturing wolves Ruth Magers My soul Taking roll call To be in Chi Sassing teachers Eugene Ackerman Ha Ha Looking for George To be a great big man Playing tricks Clarinda Morrison I dunno Whispering To own a typewriter Innocence

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HUMOROUS I was au l.:utiuu tvzuuluvu' iuu thc High School. Oh! zu hitting tozucluor. 1'll hiro youu right :uwzuyg l hzuvu- zu houso QI wzuuut to phustor soon :uuucl could use at tow uuuorc good lattcusf' ll'hy. this is au hunguuzugc l'uuu spvzukiuug about! XY1'll kimhlo. l 1louu't lwlivvo l uouhl suit you, but youu sovuuu to lux- :u ruutluor fzuiu' lookvr with thoso luluo vyus. :unul lovzululu- nzutuuru-. :uuuul youu nuiglut uuuzukv zu hit :us au uuuoviv picture stzur, so I zutlvisu youu to svuuml in :uu uupluliwu- tiouu to one- ot' tho vouuupauuuiusf' tl'r4-sto just lilac tlu:ut.l Miss Young: Yvs. I tuuught history iuu tha- lligh Su-hool. :xlllt'l'lt'2lll llistory zuuuml otluvr kinds. Auuuvu'iv:uuu llistory? XYh:ut ulous it. szuy :uhouut num-Y l'uuu prvtty poli- ul:ur. Oh, or -ftllu, wx-ll. it has got. yt-s. :uluouut two vluzuuuh-u's on you vsluoviuul- ly. zuuutl au slum-viaul coluuuuuu iuu tho luzuvk for u'u-tl-uw-uuu'uus. l iuuv! Fiuuo! You'll mlo. Conn- right ovu-r hu-ro, :uuuul :ull youu uuowl to elo is this: ll'luvuu :u vustouuuvr 4-ounu-s iuu auuutl uuouuuphuiuus zuluout auuuytluing, tu-ll luiuuu wo just sm-ut it. or it's lu:-on ou'ul0u'v4l. annul uuoyor give- iuu. lliss Scott: ls tluis thu u'ost:uuuu'uuut7 l'ul likv to got zu job :us zu 4-ook. t'ouu0 right ilu: go nuzuko souuuu- piv right' zuwauyg wo not-rl 'vnu haul. All riglutj wlut-rv's :u uu0uux'ilY 'l'lu0ru- youu zurv tIl.l4ltii. lYluuut! You got tht-uuu tlouuu- zulrwuuly? No. :4,l4lli, Xl'luy, if youu gut thorn. wh:ut's tho uuuuuttn-u' with you? Couuuv. vouuuv! XXX-ll, what tho clivkvuus do our u-uustouuum-rs muro :uluout luow uuuzuuuy wo got! 'l'hu-y 4louu't wzuuut tho luzupvr: gin- tht-uuu souuut- pic to wut! Oh, rm-:ul pic. Woll. uuoyou' uuiuul. tio uuauko souuuo mlouug1huuu's. quu'c-li. Now whzlt :uro youu liguriuug lull? Nm-vt-r uuuiuurl thu sim of tho holosg tIu:lt's nothing :uny- w:uy. Uh uloaur. u':uuu't youu soul? By zulgchrau. x to thu' o luowvl' X to thx- l power, and in the sumo way zu, mloughuuut to the o power--I. And notluiuug whivh is uuotluiuug wouuhl lu- oquzul to tho hoh-. whivh is uuotluiugg tllttI't'l.Ul'L'. wluvuu youu out tho ulouugluuuut youu luzuyo souus-tluiuug loft. tio uuhoautl. Xlzukv souuuv. uuucl it' :ull tho vustouuuuurs lm-euro sonuvtluiug wc will haurv souuum-thiuug to uuuauku- haush out of for tho um-xt ulzuyf' Xow uuuuukv souuuo uuuzuvaurouuif 'vuuouuglu for four. My goouluu-ss, youu hauw to tigurv thaut too? lVluy yus. l luzuul to tiuucl thu- voluuuu- ot' out-Iu luiu-1-v ot' uuum-uuu'ouui iuu orwlvr to gut tho :uuuuouuuut for four. lluut souuuu- of tht- stir-ks of uuu:us':uu'ouui :urn- taulut-u'c-tl. so I haul to iigurv tluvuuu :us frustuuuus of vom-s iuu ormlor to gc-t tho vohuuuut-. l rustuuuu? You uns-:uuu t'rostiuu,g'? My goouluuu-ss lzurly, ycull ulouu't put frostiuug' on uuuzu-zurouui. tio uuwzuyl llouu't uuuauko us :ull t'l'2lZy1 l try to run zu u'ost:uuuu':uuut. uuot zu vrauzy houso! liuutvr Nliss tkuuuupln-ll: nfiilll 'I gt-t zu jolu luvro :ut this rt-st:uuu':uuut,Y l som- youu just liuval tho oooh. Aw you from thzut lulzuvo thoy raull tho lliglu Su'hoolY tiowauuu auwauy. X