Marquette High School - Tatler Yearbook (Marquette, MI)

Text from Pages 1 - 98 of the 1919 volume:

They Rarely Miss The Money A a Many of the savings accounts at-this Bank now approaching the S500 mark were started here but a few years ago with a lone dollar. ' The proud owners of these. accountsyadmit that they rarely miss the money thus put awayg that they have sacrificed but little. T at No sensible person will willingly forego the peace of mind and benefits which come with 'a steadily growing bank account once they know how quickly and easily results are obtained. FIRST NATIONAL BANK Marquette, Michigan . DESIGNATED UNITED STATES DEPOSITARY Capital and Surplus - - S 250,000.00 Resources in excess of - 3,000,000.00 EMBLAGAARD DAIRY Pure Dairy Products FROM T Holstein Cows Phone 20-F1. MARQUETTE CJITY' DAIRY Modem, Sanitary, Up-to-Dale F. H. VANDENBOOM, Prop. - Phone 223 Prescriptions a Specially at Boucher's Drug Store 223 Washington Street Plrone 657 , W. J. KING HARDWARE, TINWARE and SPORTING GOODS Tinlmithing and Awnings Repairing a Specialty 150 W. Washington St. J. L. WALTON Merchant Tailoring and Men's Furnishings. JUST A HINT: Look Before You Buy and You may be S S Ahead. TRY ME. 123 W. Washington Marquette, Mich. You can do all your trading at the LOUIS G-ETZ DEPARTMENT STORE 218-220-222 South Front Street ANDREW WHITE NORTH THIRD STREET Electrical Shoe Repair Shop X WlLLESEN'S NEWS DEPOT Books and School Supplies McKinley l0c Music AT YOUR SERVICE CLOTHES FOR MEN, YOUNG MEN AND BOYS Furnishings, Shoes and Hats The Ormsbee 8: Atkins Store MAIIQUETTE, STERN X FIELD, Successors MICHIGAN HATS! HATS! HATS! BUY YOUR HATS ,AT THE QUALITY SI-IOP Mcsdames Hadrick' 81, Winters Ncster Block ILLINOIS LIFE INSURANCE ,COMPANY Greatest Illinois Company THOMAS TRELOAR 301 savings Bank Bldg. U' P' MANAGER Ph 242 R PETER VVHITE db CO. INSURANCE MRS. WEEDMAN First Class Dance Orchestra. Music Furnished for All Occasions COR. HIGH AND MICHIGAN srs. OPERA HOUSE AND DELFT THEATRE Nothing But the Best IN Fhotoplays and Vaudeville WM. H. CHUBB 6: SON The Economy Store Fancy Meats and Groceries Fresh Killed Poultry Fresh Eggs Where you and Butter get the Choice Fruits most for the money and Candy l 100 N. Third Street PHONE 3l PHONE 31 CONKLIN'S WEN JEWELRY AND Music House Wth E dyA db gM fsm T ac es, Rin s, Scarf Pins. N Class Pins, Medals, Cups Holi- ,f ,.s...,t a , nniversary an 'raduab ,' ' 'R ing Gifts I 1 'Lf 0 NH!! ' f Talkin achines, . Y r. it Violins, Mandolins ' I Ig. .i Y Lr 'GuiKars, Banjos, Pianos - Xa, . ' heel usic, Etc. xi N X, ' Stock the Largest. Goods '-- ' the Finest and Prices he cwest i f 1 L . AT CONKLIN,S A Her that Thealre Party, Dance or Game Come to the For Lunches Meals at All Hours. We Also Serve Regular Dinners. Reasonable Prices. TRY US. XVe are open day and night. THE GRILL CAFE, I I7 Front St. JACOB ROSE 8: SONS 304-306 S. Front St. Exclusive Footwear Distinctive Clothing Refined Furnishings The Store of Quality fhzoers Express every degree of sentiment, regard and friendship the whole world over. The language of Howers is known to every one, rich and poor old and young SHP it with E. R. Tauch 11 FLORIST Marquette, Michigan it Woolworth's 5 agilgient Complete Line of School Supplies and Sheet Music NOTHING oven TEN CENTS B. NEIDHART 8: CO. Want Your Hardware Trade Front Street Q Marquette A man's education is not complete until he knows by ex- perience the untold advantages of a savings account and its effect on his every day life. If you haven't learned this lesson, I start IIOW. ' '.1' ,1f+sf , - fi?- on f f M 1 5 S , i t f i 24, 3 I' SAVINGS BANK BUILDING Owned by Marquette County Savings Bank One Dollar Will Open an Account With The MARQUETTE COUNTY - SAVINGS . BAN K Marquette, Mich. QIELFFTDRINIINGQEHPANX 1 COMMERCIAL W- PRINTERS FZ' C0 oNA 1--if: J 1945123 la if fy 1 --Q? If 6 j R sa- rs- be er- ra- rr- 4 u fm? ik an-,!'f' TI, Q 7 ' H ..L. n...N:.,,.... J ., Agents for C ORONA TYPE WRITERS Guelff Printing Co. Printed This Book I Y k 1 V4 , 31..----,dgqf , , , t . -H... f V ' , Q, Q .-'A.f:4 K1 '-.x:g.,..f,-,n,.L..,, V ' H-'46-vga-.,5,u., - .. , . ' f x' . - . .--.:.fQz:1151-ze. IVIARQUETTE HIGH SCHOOL HARVEY IVI. ROSA, PRINCIPAL To Mr. Harvey M. Rosa, who forthe pai two years has' been a true friend and advisor to u the Class of 1919 do respeftfully dedicate this, our'Commencement Number of the Tatler. s, we Published monthly during the school year by the Students of the Marquette High School. Entered as second class mail matter at Marquette, Mich., Nov. 6, l9ll under the Act of March 3, l873. - THE STAFF Editor-in-Chiel-n Business Manager-H ALFRED WELLMAN WILBERT TRELOAR, Associate-U Assistant Business Manager-n KENYON BOYER RAYMOND DENNET DEPARTMENT EDITORS Literary-- Humorous-- Alice Hardimon School News-- Elizabeth Lowney Dan McLean Fl B k Alumni-- orence ec man Walter Bracket School Organlzationn Exchanges-- Esther Swanson Marie Christensen Edward Constance Stenographeru Athletics.. Myrtle Carlson Hortense Hadrick Advisory-- Earl St. Cyr Gladys Campbell EDITORIAL THE 1919 TATLER. NYith this issue the Tatler closes the most sueeessfnl year in its history. At least that is what the editors think, even though the flu ban restrieted the number of editions to three. YYQ have endeavored to produce the best and are satisfied that we have accom- plished this aim. The entire statl' has worked faithfully the past year in earnest endeavor to please the student body. YVe were handicapped at the start by lack of support of the business men but are glad to say that the entire student body was baek of us in all our work, even the Fresllmen taking an active part in all Taller atfairs. We realize that there were a few in this High School, as there always is, who were not in aceord with the sta1l s ideas, maybe they could have done better, perhaps not. XVlien the Juniors eome back next year there will be people more than capable to steer the Tatler on at straight and successful course. The class of 1919 take this opportunity to wish the best of luck to the stall' of next yt-ar's 'Fatler and sincerely hope they will en- joy the sueeess of the class of 1919. TATLER STAFF Standing-Walter Bracher, Alice Hardimon, Edward Constance, Miss G. Campbell, advisor, Hortense Hadrich, Donald McLean, Myrtle Carlson, Claire Harkin. Sitting-Wilbert Treloar, Business Managerg Ester Swanson, Alfred Wellman, Editor, Elizabeth Lowney, Kenyon Boyer, Associate Editorg Raymond Dennett, Ass't. Business Manager. EDIT O RIAL Again, in this month of June, Marquette lligh School is graduating some 130 students who will go out into life or enter some higher institution of learning whe1'e they will eome in eontact with higher and nobler ideals of life. where they will become imbued with the cosmopolitan spirit of the American college and where they will put into praetiee the ideas they have been taught in Marquette lligh Sehool. 'l'hey will go out in life, some of them, and become tradesmen. They will have as their ideal the ideals taught them in this school. 'Flu-ough the eohunns of the Tatler, we, the editors, wish to express our appreciation of the work done by the teachers in making the studies of the graduating class as beneficial as they have been. To Principal ll. Bl. Rosa we wish to extend our sineere regards. Priueipal Rosa has been the guide of the elass during his two years' of service in Marquette. lt has been because of his service and that of the faeulty, that the graduating class of Marquette High School will be able to go forth into the world and make the name for themselves that they will. Yet it is with regrets. that we leave this institu- tion. Having spent four years here, knowing every corner and eranny in the building. re- spectfully intimate with all the teachers, and have come to 'realize that the four years thus spent in close contact with the other students have been of mueh value to us. Nl'e leave, others follow. It is our sincerest wish that at some time, during our lives, wc will be in a position where we may help Mar- quette High School. The student body of Marquette High School take this opportunity of thanking James Miller, president of the Junior class, for the honor he bestowed upon this institution when he won from four opponents at the State oratorieal meet at Mt. Pleasant, .Tune 6. llie would like to read next year of anotherhigh sehool vietory in thisline. We can only repeat that publie speaking is recognized today as a vi- tal attribute in a man's make-np. James Miller will be remembered in years to eome not only by friends but by people all over the state, as a living example of the energetic American public speaker. In the columns of the Tatler, we the edi- tors, wish to thank Miss lilizabeth Lowney, of the 'Fatler stall, whose untiring efforts and zealous labours on the commencement number made it possible for this issue to be printed. Miss Lowney, though a senior, and busy with her graduation atlairs, spent several hours each day on the issueg superintended the assemblage of the paper, gathered material for the issue, and did all in her power to make it a success. lVe, therefore, wish to publicly thank Miss Lowney for the work that she has accom- plished in this, our iinal number. 4 ss 1 iii' FRESHIVIAN CLASS Freshman Class History Amos Densmore, President. Martin Cleven, Vice llresident. Florence Lowney, Secretary and Treasurer. On the 3rd of September, ninety curious little Freshmen entered the Marquette High School door grinning. The Seniors smiled in their wise, old knowing fashiiong the Juniors vvvflgcd each other saying, Poor Freshies! Tee Heel , but the Sophomores, the wretched h 'vtes laughed at the top of their voices as ruthlessly as possible and they tried in vain to fool us bewildered Freshmen. As soon as the Freshmen got to the knack of things they showed the Sopho- mores where to stand. lVe had our class meeting and elected our officers. Dur-ing the Athletic Association Drive no one expected anything of the Freshmen, but tl1e'Sophomores had to go some to beat us. Then a few Freshmen girls thinking this a dull old school, asked Coach Morrison to or- ganize H Girls, Baseball team. Having played the Sophomores twice and having defeated them most deplorably we then humped up against those sly Juniors, and believe me we made some showing. A few industrious Freshmen entered the Declamatory Contest and came out with fly ing eolorsf' Eddie Miller won second place, and our gallant president, Amos Densmore, gained third place. Our brilliant beginning prophecies that our senior year will resemble that of the Honor- able class of 1919. FLORENCE MARIE LOVVNEY, SOPHOMORE CLASS V I I I Sophomore Cllass History JXII11 it 0211110 to pass i11 the first yt'ill'7.t11 of the reign of l1t11'VylIS of the t1'ibe of Hosaites over the 1111111 of tl1e Higl1sko1it1-s, that he s11y- eth to his 1lis1-iples, Ho ye in'o tl1e highways 211111 tht' 11yw11ys 111111 seek diligently for youths, of mighty 1i11111 211111 111211110115 of silrpassing 1DL'tlll1y2 211111 when ye have fou1111 t1lt'l1l, bring 1111-111 llllttl 1110-3. A1111 it e11111e to pass i11 t11e 11l01ltll of Sep- 11111115 there 0111110 1111to the wise 1111111 11111'1'y11s six St'01'0 211111 tive, the sele1-11111 youihs illll1 11111i11e11s 11f t11e 1111111. 111111-11 for their piety 211111 102ll'1l111g. Zllltl t11ese said unto tl1e chief ruler l12ll'X'y11S, t'T1l01l 1-allest us V0l't12lIlt, 111111 free f1-11111 the wiles 111111 1i1'11fts of t11e 11.-vilg we 821211111 11:fore t11ee .t21 .A1111 the wise 1111111 1-11111111 111110 11i111 the tribes of t11e Senyorites, 'l'l1'r11li11gs, 111111 the 1tts, 1211 twho 11well i11 the 1111111 of e1'i11 111111 sayeth 1111to them: Guide 111111 ll1l'0Ct these 1ittl1- Cll11t1l'Cl1 i11 t11e way eve1'lasti11g . rxlltl t11e three tribes pro1nise11 it, b11t the Itts who were t'1111 of t11e evil one, 12l11g'1l0f1 joyfully 211111 t'1'11'11 i11 il 1111111 voice Je 11e pense p11s .t-11 A1111 so great was t11e 1'11l11l1Jt'1' of the 01105611 illilt llltllly fe11re11 211111 were sore 11fr11i11. But they were 11s yet ign111'1111t of t11e ll0l'01t1.ll1llCSS of the ltts 111111 were tlierefore bl11t1'e11.t51 Many 111111 great were tl1e t1l.I1gS 11o11e by the t'l1l1111'l'll 111111 they 11111511011 their stuflies wit11 sueh 11.1ige111-e 'i1111t t111- wise 1111111 111111 hfs 11is1-iples were gI1'011t1y p1e11s:11 so they 111111011 1111-111 1'11'l'S1l11l01l.t61 Many 111111 great were t11e t1'ib111111i1111s of the 1 1'l'S11111l'11. :hllll l1.V0l'S diseases sueh as f'1t'llt'l'. l'11is1-ology, Algebrus, 111111 111g111s11 swept the 1111111 ot' the 1-hosen. .ixllll many were lost 111 t11e 1V2l1'S with the peop11 of t11e 1111111 of 'l'est171 111111 yet others fell 111-fore the 111'111ies of King StllCk.181 But those w110 passed iZ1ll'0l1g1l these inany t1'i1111111tio11s w11xe11 strong 111111 mighty i11 t11e 1e111'11i11g of 1111 great things 211111 were 11111t1'e11 no 1l101'l'. 'AIII1 XV11K'l1 it 0111110 l11ll'Yt'St time 1111 the trihes ot' the lligllskolites Sl'1lt10l'011 to the four W11l11S. CH.-Xl 1'lCR 11. A1111 again i11 the fall 111' t11e year 1111 the Higlmkolltestfll g1ltllL'l'0ll again to the 11we1ling p1111'e of the wise 1111111, 111111 till' 1'l1os1-11 ehil- ll1'0I1. bet-11use of what they 111111 1e111'111-11, were 1111111111 S0l1110llllll'0S.tl01 A1111 they grew i11 1Uill'll111g 111111 lllillly 111111 1'111'i1111s were their 1l01110Yl'lllL'l1tN. S111111- 1l11t'1i- le11 on t11l'i1' l'1lllVilS 1ll'lll0l' 111111 11i1l battle vali- antly wit11 the skin of swine. A1111 others i11 part lllltlt' attire 11111 run 111111 shout 111111 throw violently tl b11sketb111l. .Alltl 0111013 1it't,e1l 1111 their voiees 111111 sang 111111 Klt1ll'l'S sk'11e1l on t11e 111'll1Il, 111111 piano 211141 1i1l111e 111111 other Stl'11lgl'tl 1l15tl'llll10l1t5 11111 11111ke Sweet music. i A1111 soine 1li11 0l'2l1L1' 111111 11eb:1te 111111 lli1l0l'S t1t'L'12l.1llK't1 111111 great was their 1111110111111 .AIIK1 so was finished their first tw11 years 111111 tl1e L'1I1l1l1't'1l 11111 heave il giant si 111111 11i1l l'L iUif'0 niightily. A1111 tl1e 0tll0l' tribes ot' tl1e 1111111 of tl1e Higlmkolites were glad illilt there was S1lI'1l tl 1-lass as the Sophoiiiores ot' '21 i11 their 1111111. A1111 those things whieh they have p11sse11 let lie. A1111 for those things w11ie11 they lllllblt 1111-et: 1'l1iziks,1121 Ke111es!1'y.1131 111111 1113- treetl-11 they are of good t'll1't'1' 211111 111- not 11f1'111t1.f15i1 111 1017. 121 Tllilf was il ye11r ago: we 11:11'e l'llIll1gt'41. 1211.-X 1111111111-ss people known for their 1311'g 1lt'SS ot' 11l011tll. 141 Tl'2l1N12ItQtl-411' i11 wateh '1-111. 131 Means o1'er:'on1e with nlmlesty. 161 Rleaning 02111211110 of g'e11t 11111l'2'4. 171 A people worse than the Huns who 11efy sex, religion 211111 eolor. 181 The 111'g11ti1-st ruler of his ti111e. 191 The S01ly01'1tCS 1111 not eouie 111111111 they XV011ll1llyt have them. 11111 Me1111i11g they know it 1111. 1111 High S1-hool t'll2llllI11011Sll1lL 1121 A 511111151 fortress l'11ll'41 by il f'1'1lt'l 1111111. 1131 .1 11111111 of 1'11111ll'1'H w11o roh S11ll1t'11tS of their sleep. 1141 A11 1111'0t'1l11l'. 1151 F111111- of 1111-111: the ot11e s 1 -l1Ol31Cl1'I' HARRIS, 1l1'1'S1tll'll1Z. JUNIQR CLASS Junior Class History James Miller, President. Sybil G-ingras, Vice-President. George Spear, Secretary and Treasurer. XVc, the class of 1920, will endeavor to keep up the honor of Marquette lligh School for the coming year. lVe realize the work we have ahead of us next year and will try to sueeeed the Seniors in the hest possible way. H10 are all proud to say that it was one of our classmates who won first honors in the Upper Peninsula and State Oratorieal con- tests. These are honors that very few schools have and our class certainly feels thankful to the person who worked so hard to attain these honors. In the 1918 football team three members ol' our elass were ehosen as regulars and in basketball one member represented our class. The good work done by these boys helped greatly in making the success of our teams. We were also fortunate enough to contribute four regulars and one sub to the girls' basket- ball team. The games they played were few due to the small amount of practice they were able to get. Nevertheless, they had the best spirit and will prohably turn out gr first- elass team next year. On May Gth we held the Junior prom, in the lilks' Tenuple. This party was a great sue- cess clue to the hard work of the various committees. Many compliments were received from those who attended the dance. Our class also took part in turning out a success- ful entertainment in honor of the athletic boys and girls. This marks the end of our achievements for this year and we hope that we will have a greater line of events at the close of our high school career. ws 1 Y' Senior C115-Jes History 1i'l11ss1111111-s. 1111 you 1'01l11'1l1l11'1'.f 01 1-11u1's1-, you 1111. 1111150 your 1-yes 111111 S111'1'1y you 111111 s1-1- 1111117 1i1's1, tlily i11 1111- 11111 111 11115, XV1l011 wc l'll1f1'1'0ll 11s 1'11'1'Sl1l1lL'11, 1112 111 11l1l111J1'l'. XV11 1111ss1-11 111l11'1l 1111- loug h:111s wi111 the Slllxllt 111-111111-ss 11l11s11-1' 1f11S1S g11xi11g 1lUW1l 1113 11s. 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Ill our Sol1l111111o1'1- y1-111' w1- 111111 1110 re- 1l1111'C11lCll1S 111 2111 1-X131-1le11t 1ll1lllll1'l'. 111 l'1'g'2l1'11 111 s1-l1ol111's11ip wc- 11111111-11 high, 1'1X1'1xlV11l,L:' 1111 1,h1- !lV1'1'2lQf0 two s1'h111:11's 1111 1110 high 11011111 lis1 1111' the 1-11ti1'e school 011011 1l10l111l, 111111 111111111 11111-1-11 w11l1 1111 2LV1'l'21Q'1H of ll111l'1y l11'1A 1-1-111 111' 11l01'11. 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The 11111j111'1ty ef the boys in our 1-hiss 1-111111 1-111-111-11 t1-11 1111ll111's, wl1ie11 they gave 111 1111- Y. M. O. A. Olll' eluss 1-1-e1-ive11 iirst 1111100 111 1111- 11011 Cross Cil1llI1l11iQ,'1l, 111111 second 111a11'1- i11 1111- NV. S. S. e111111111ig11. 'fill' Juuior 13111111-s1i1e S1'i1-111'1- girls 111-V1111-11 1111l1'11 01 their 1111111 to 111'1l 1'1'oss 211111 BClg11111 1'1-111-1 work. lt was 1111- 1-l11ss rush 1111113 Sl10XVC11 those 130218111111 S1-11io1's 11l1'11' 111111-e, XV1l0l1 we took the ll0l'l1 11w11y 11'o111 1ll1'111. 111 1111111-111-s w1- w1-1'1- very 111'o111i111-111, hav- ing 1'U1l1l'111l111111 s1-11-11 Villllilllll' 11111y1-1's to the 111111111111 11-11111. wl111-11 115111 for 11s 1-1111111111 Don- ahl 1l1'1.l'2l11, 21 1111-111111-1' 111 our 1-l11ss. Tl1e girls' 11:1sl11-1111111 1011111 was 5111-1-1-ss111l becimuese 111 1111- 1-11'o1'1s 111 three of our .1u11i111' girls. XV1- L1-1'111i1111t1-11 our Juuioi' yl'I11' by giving Il 1i21l'1'XR'1'l1 1'1-1-1-11111111 to 1l1c Ssuioi' 1'l11ss 111111 172191111X 111 1111- 11111111 Hall. '1'his w11s 11 very e11j11y1111l1- lIl1l'1y 211111 21 fitting 1-1111 111 il sue- 1'1-ssful yl'2l1', A 11111-11 we 1-1111-1'1-11 High Svliool XVL' e11vie1l 1111- SL'111111'S 111-1-:1us1- 111 the 11pp111'1-11t 111150 with w1111-l1 1111-y 11111 1111-11' work. YVI11-11. we were at l11st 211110 to 111111 o111'sel1'1:s S1-11i111's we 111111111 this l11l'1'L'ly to 1111 11 :1'l1'CSll1l1il1l 111111-y. for be- sE1l1-s our 1'1'Q1ll111' 1'011l'S0 111 study we 111111 111z111y o1l11'1' 111111118 to which it wus 11l'C'l'Sr4111'j' 101' us 111 1l1-1'o11- 11111' 1i1111-. - 111 1111111-111-s w1- w1-1'1- 11g11i11 YL'1'.X' 111111111111-11t. 'l'111- hoys' 1oo111:1l1 11111111 112111 1111' i1s 1-1111111111 1 l'1'11 xh11111'1'S11ll. 11 111e111be1' of our 1'l11ss. 71111011 1111- Flu ll1l11 was 111111 1111 by the 111-111111 111111l1l1'1111'H. whieh, of 1'0l11'i1', 1110211111 no r11'1l1H11 1111' S1'Y1'1'21l XY0l'1iS. We 1-111111- 11111114 111 -1i1111l111'j1fl11110 1'1-111ly to 1'1 S11111L' our s1-1111111 11111l1'S, 11s we 111111 10111111 11E111- XX'1'1'1CS 1111 V111-11111111 V1-ry 11111l101011011R. NV1- 11X1'1'1'1S1'Il oui' 11l1i1i1y hy X1'11111111g' first 11121011 i11 1111- 111111111113 Ass111-111111111 001111-st. '1'111- Sl1l'1'11'4S of 1110 1111ske1b11ll team was 111111 to its 1-1111111i11, 1111111-1'11l S11111'i, 21 111e111111-1' 01 11111' 1-111:-s. Now 1 111-1i1-we 1 11111'e 1'e1'111'1l1-1l tl1e.n1ost l1Ot0X1'01'1l1y 1-v1-111s 111 the 11111111ls 111 1he 1'l11ss 111 111111 111111 1111111- 1l11'j' p1'111'e11 as 1ll1l'l'0St1llg to you 11s 1111-y 11ilYL' 111 us. We will soo11 1-111110 to the 1-1111 111 our school 1111-. W1- will l1-11v1- the High g1'1100l to take 1111 1111- 1'l11'l'S of 1111-, but with us will go the 11111-11-1'i11g: l'1'1lI1'111111'i111CC of our 11le11S1111t 1111ys S111-111 111 this institution, 111111 we will be 11111-d with 1111? 111111121115 of 11111' su1-1-1-ss 111 the past, our 0I1P1ll'1l11111y 1111' 1111- 1?1'1'S1'1l1. 111111 our 1111111-s of the 111tl11'0. 1 111111111 you. I -FLOREXC111 BICCIQBIAX. I 4 J 9v,,11 I NMS HERMAN BITTNER, Practical. Class President. Debatingg Society, Hlee Club, Football '17, President's Address. Few people know how to be old. D ONALD MCLEAN, Dan. ' Vice President '19, Basketball, '17, '18, '19, Football 116, 17, '18, De- bating Society, Glee Club, Tatler Stall. V 'Taiililiarity breeds contempt. ELIZABETH LOWNEY, Bess. Tatler Staff, Class Sec. and Treas., Athenaeum, French Club, Latin Club Glee Club. , I never could tread a single pleasure under foot. EUGENE ACKERMAN, Dude, K'He's 21. little chimney and heated , hot in 21. n1inute.', RUTH ANDERSON, Andy. Quiet, studious, but a good sport. FRED ANDERSON, Fritz. Glee Club, Football, 116, '17, '18, Captain '18, Basketball '19. V Think all you speak, but speak not all you thinkf' FLORENCE BECKMAN, Becky. Glee Club, Class History, French Club. She that has a head needs no hut. HENRY BEAUDRY, Hank, Football '17, '18, Basketball 119, 1 rench Club. . And when a lz1dy's in the case you know ull other things give place. ' HAZEL BROWN, Brownie 'Tis well that sorrow makes us wise. KENYON BOYER, Willie. ' Latin Club, French Club. Football l7, '18, Basketball '19, Glee Club. And he is oft the wisest man who is not wise at all. MYRTLE BLOM, My1't. French Club. XVhat 21 frosty spirited rogue is this WALTER BRACHER, Brach. Debating Society '17, '18, '19, Tatler Staff. - K'SllECC'll is the l1lll'lA0l' of the Soulg as a man speuketh, so is he. BERNARD BUTLER, Bernie, Things arm- not always what they seem. MYRTLE CARLSON, Car1ie. Basketball '17, 318, '10, German Club, Tatler Stonographer. Her stature tall-I hate ii, dumpy XV0lllH.Tl.,, MARGARET CROWLEY, Peg, French Club, i,i0l'lll2l.ll Club. Our thoughts und our conduct are our own. RAYMOND DENNETT, Ray. Salutatorian, Tatler Staff, Foot- ball 'l8. I find nonsense singularly refrc-gluing. HENRY DEEGAN, Hank, Glee Club, Football '17, '18, Basket- ball '19, French Club. I woke one morning and found myself fZllllOllS.v MILDRED ECKSTROM, Eckie. llerman Club. In an ocean of dreams and not a sound. HAZEL ERICKSON, Erick. A gentler eye, a voice more kind, lVe may not look on earth to find. AMY FOUCHER, F0uch. F1'l'IlCll Club. Graco was in all her steps, heaven in her cyof' RUDOLPH GINGRASS, Chiffa. Football '17, '18, Basketball '18, Glcc Club. Strange to the world, he wore a, bashful look. ELIZABETH GORMAN, Lib. Athenaeum Treas., Glee Club. 6'Hl'l' wit was more than man, her innocence a child. CARL GUELFF, Farmer, Basketball, Football. 'Men are not always what they seem. CLAIRE HARKIN, Hark. Tntlc-1' Stall, fllcc Club, French Club, Athenaeum Pl'05lll0llf, Latin Club, Class XYill. Sho is EL womun who P2111 comnmnd herself. MILDRED HANSEN, Hans, Atlu-naeum. The shrinking vioh-ti: HORTENSE HADRICH, H0rta. Glee Club, Athenaeum, Basketball '17, '18, '1U, Latin Club, French Club, Tatlei' Stall, Class Prophecy. My heart is as true as steel. ALBERT JACOBSON, Jaky. Meek, lnilml and gentle. HELEN JOHNSON, ':Cott0n. XVoman tlliltlblx found precociously of stirring Illlllit be a spoon. ARTHUR JOHNSON, Unceric. So lllll0ll is a man worth as lu' estcems himself. GEORGE JOHNSON, Tub, Debating Society, Football '18. He had talents equal to business, and zlspireml no lllgll6l'.'. CLARINDA MORRISON, M0rrie.' To lw slow in woiwls is :1 wouulu only virtue. WALTER NELSON, -fsleepyf' Debating Socif-ty. Alchemy turns ls-ad to goldf RUTH NEBEL, Ruthie. Latin Club. How pretty hor blushing wasf PEARL OSTRANDER, Sh0rty. French Club. Bo to her virtues vvry kiml B0 to her false, :L little blind HELGE PAULSON, Stringy. Debating Society, Glee Club. Look for a tough we-mlgc for 21 tough log. v PEARL PAPIN, '5Pap. French Club. I lu-ur l say not much, but think the moref, HELEN PATENAUDE, Hon, Latin Club. Can any one desire too much of il good thing. LEONARD RUGGLES, Doc. Debating Society, Glen- Club. Hust thou a charm to stay the morning star? FLORENCE RYAN, Fat - Glee Club, Athenaeum, French Club A rosebud set with little thorns. WALFRID SAARI, 'lCap. ' Glee Club, Basketball '18, '19, Cap tain '1!l. Right in wisdom was he, but patien and simple and childlike. RUTH SINCLAIR, Rut. Cleo Club. Fine by defect and delicately weak. AARON SPRINGSTEAD, Sis. Glee Club, Senior Boys, Quartet. I was in the Minneapolis fire? ESTHER SWANSON, Swanny. Tatler Staff, Glee Club, French Club, -Athenaeum. Live with a singer if you would learn to sing. I LEO SCHUNK, ffwinays' Glee Club, Football '16, '17, Basket- ball 'l7, 'l8. He has a head. so has a pin. MILDRED THOMAS, Tommy Athnaeum, Glee Club. Women know not the whole of ' their coquetryf' WILBERT TRELOAR, Waba. Tatlcr Staff, Debating Society, Ger- man Club, French Club, Glee Club, Declaniation, Class Oration. Is his school work il, mountain? No, it's EL bluff. PEARL VADNAIS, Sis. Glec Club, French Club, Senior Girls' Quartet. ALFRED WELLMAN, Con, Debating Society, Tatler Editor, Glee Club. Let il fool hold his tongue and he will pass for sn sage? GLADYS WILLIAMS, Glad. Basketball '16, '17, '18, Captain '19, Glee Club, Athenaeum, French Club. Xlvl'lllkl9 not thy face with too much laughter. GEORGE WILSON, Puda. f'He has hard work who has nothing to do. , x w . N x x Q. V. u 1 4 SALUTATGRY Dear Classmates: lVfe are graduating at a time which makes our class unique. XVe are the only class that spent our four years in this High School while the great World War was being waged. The High School's participation in the many war activities has brought about differ- ent ideas of connection between Uncle Sam and the school. Our Thrift Stamp, Red Cross, and Li-berty Loan drives have given us a feel- ing of patriotism which could never have been felt by former graduates. Through our study of the causes and eflects of the war we have developed a well-balanced sense of right and wrong. Now, classmates, because we are graduat- ing at this time and because we have learned these things we shall be expected to do more than has been demanded of former classes. One hundred and sixty former students of this school fought for victory in ti1n.e of war, but sixty-two of us shall strive for recon- struction and prosperity in time of peace. To be of service at this time we must stand for definite principlesg principles that probably arc not the possession of those who did not enjoy the advantage of a High School educa- tiong principles of Amcricanism, good citizen- ship, and unswerving loyalty, principles which pertain to the up-lift of the moral, mental and physical standards, not only of the United States. but of the entire world. YVe shall establish these principles by exert- ing our influence, first of all upon those closest to us and later as our education reaches a higher degree of perfection and we become leaders of society, we shall exercise these principles upon a broader plane than any of us can now hope to realize. This is our patriotic duty in peace. It is more prosaic, and less stirring than the white heat activi- ties of war, but it is essential in order that our government may build up the world in the same manner in which she has pro- tected it. Tn the name of the class of 1919, l salute you. RRAYMOND Dl'lNNlCT'l', 'l9. VALEDICTORY fContinued from second preceding page 7 supervise ns in our preparatory work. Moreover. we cannot depart from this scene of our past activities without acknowl edging our debt of gratitude which we owe to all of the teachers who have so ably ttlllgfliil ns and spurred us on at times when we were wont to slump in our work. To our former principal, Mr. llughcs, our present principal, Mr. Rosa and to our super- intendent. Mr. lVatson, we wish to acknowl- edge our appreciation not only for the kindlv interest they took in us, but especially for their unselfish readiness to co-operate at all times with us in any enterprise when we de- sired their assistance. And finally, classmates, even though the tides of life force us apart, let us strive to fill the world's demand for service, constantly remembering that by serving others we are serving ourselves. -STANLEY MOFFETT. Presiiccllenitls Address ln the name o the elass of ltllil. l extenel to you a sinvere XX'k'lt'Ulllt' lo our elass mlay exer- 1-ises. Tonight, uncler a disguise of enjoyment and gayety. we h'ile what is for us one of the truly momentous ilays of our lifefthe success- ful 4-onipletiou of our tirst large task in life, 11 task whieh preparrs us to take holfl of the prohlenis of life and whieh will aid us to solve them suueesst'ully. I For the past four years we have heeu assos eiateml together as one large family, anal it is now that we have gatlierul in this high sehool for the last time as the elass of l9lD. XX'e are stirrenl hy two emotions, the one of samluess, the other of joyg for it is sacl to think that many of the close frienclships and assoviatious foriueml iluriug our high sr-hool Career are now to he but a vlierislieml memory. Yet we iinfl that joy is the meotion uppermost in our minwls. XX'e feel elated to think that we have sueeessfully passed the first step in our lit'e's eclueatiou. But whether we eontiuuc at some sehool of higher eilueatiou or turn immerliately to more prosaic problems, we are still hut students of life. Little do we know of the problems in life whieh we are yet to fa:-e' -prohleuls that will make those of our high svhool ilays seein small auil trivial. Yet the sueeessful completion of this, our first hig task. gives us faith in ourselves anil the necessary optimism to fave those problems which are to como, whatever they may he. Some henelit in the prohlems anal clillieul- ties whieh they must en 'ouuier anil overeoine, others pass over or aroulul to the lass slillii-ult f'oin'se, ancl iustearl of hex-ouiing stronger hy uiasteriug' ililiiwulty, ln-home weaker hy allow mg fhlheultv to master them. As our sehoo :lays have heeu. so will the teuileuey he in later life. l.et us he among those who eu eouuter anil overcome. Let us strive ever to make oursrlxes better titled for the prohlenis of the morrow hy overt-omiug the slillivulties of toflay. To our parents we ofl'er our sineere ,qrati tulle for the sacrifices whieh they have eumluretl to make this gracluation of ours possihle. XX'4 eau only lwgln to repay them hy our honest, ellorts in the years to eome. whieh may show them that their Silt'l'lflt'l'S have not heen all in Va in. 'l'o our superinteuclent, priuc-ipal aull favulty we clesire to express our l2'l'tlilfllllC for the ever reaflv assistanee during our four years in high Sehool, f'lassniat,es. this is the night to which wc have lookecl forwarrl during all of our high sm-hool life. Now it has arriveil. and yet we are seareely prepared. XX'e hesitate to part XVe should prefer to go through life together XX'e look hack upon the accomplislnueuts of the elass of ISHN anal wouiler at them. ln some things we have set new stauflarils. lu others we have hut uphelfl the stanxlarils set hy our Il1'Clll'l,'C'SS0l'S. Still. in some we have not a revorcl of which we are proufl. XX'e recall the worrls spoken hy our presimleut when we were hut Fresluueu, lt is the earliest enileav- or of the nu t ily t 1 ll f l l 'lllll0l'S o un 'e lie e s ss o Sl 9 the most brilliant ever proclueeilf' XX'e know we have not l't'1ll'll0fl this ifleal. hut that which we have 2lk'l'0lllI7liSlll'1l is flue to our aiming at the h'gh0s -ll ICRXIAN lil'l l'N HR. Class Witt lfriends and tflassniafes: ln view of the fact that we are about to depart from this noble hall of learning. it is only fitting and proper that we should make :I last will and testament lll'flll4'2lllllllfI to those left behind the many desirable and a very few undesirable qualities. characteristics and habits which helped to make our class as distinctive and famous as it is. l'is hard to part with them but much as we regret to do so, they are left freely and willingly and with the hope that the recipients of the generous gifts derive as great use and pleasure from them as we have enjoyed. I. therefore. in behalf of lny fellow classmates bequeath to 'lfllli .IVNIORS our excellent class spirit and ability to win everything in the way of contests. which is one of the marked char- acteristics of our class. 'I'O 'FHIC SOl'llOMORliS our unfailing suc- cess in everything undertaken and also the high esteem with which the faculty regards us because of our perfect attendance, punctu- ality and dignity in elass meeting. TO 'l'l'IIC l'lll'ISllMlCN our excellent recipe for quickly and eilectually removing any re- maining suspicions of a greenish hue. along with all the elasties, tinfoil and small wooden missiles in the building. YVhen the supply runs out Mr. Rosa is willing to give an ap- plicant an abundance of these to help carry on the good work of decorating the platform and causing unearthly sounds to issue from the Baby Grand. CLARA WINDOIVT wills her unc-easing gig- gles and Hawaiian dam-'ng to Augusta Oentz. Time or place makes no difference to Clara when that l'kelele mood comes on, she just can't resist. AARON Sl'lilXOSTlCAlYl' leaves his habit of frequently deelaiming at length on Nt. Paul and Minneapolis to anyone unforunate enough to be around. RUlJOLl'1l UIXURASS leaves his loud smile. which can be heard a block away, to Bernard York. R.U'l'Il HIXCLAIR wills her extra chin and a few dimples to Constance Richards. KARL Iillil. has kindly consented to be- stow upon Grenville Martinson his short trou- sers worn on Dress-Up-Day for he knows Gren- ville isn't thinking quite yet of wearing long 01195. l l.Oli1'IXCl2 RYAX wills her habit of run- ning up to Xegannee over the week-end to lflora l'arker. MILITRICIJ THOMAS leaves her sincere love for llnglish 12 to anyone who wishes it. Mil- dred says she intends to devour English' Lit- erature all sunnner and is even thinking of hiring a tutor in order to get all she can out oi it. XYILLIAM lil'Il'LlCR wills his graceful danc- ing to Fred Rydholm. HLADYS XVILLTAMH leaves her quiet, dig- nified manner to Nellie Lyons. Did anyone exer hear Gladys talk in a boisterous manner or act in any way but one befitting the dig- nity of a Senior? FRANK Iili0Uf5H bequeaths his brilliant marks to James Miller. lVe can readily uu- derstand the full generosity of this gift for we all know how much James needs them. l'ILlZABl'ITH OORMAN wills her acknowl- edged pull, with Mr. Rosa to Ruth Frei. ADA LA ROUX leaves her brilliantly ronged complexion to Margaret Hadrich. ALFRED XVELLMAX wills his pugilistie tendencies to Yan Lynn, Alfred believes in sticking up for his own rights-and does! BESSTE LONVNEY leaves her heart to a certain Sophomore. Bessie declares that she hates so much to depa1't that she must at least leave her heart with an able caretaker. AMY FOUCHICR wills her noisy manner and habit of making herself conspicuous to Yenila Rieliards. W.ll.1,ll'IR'l' TRELOAR bequeaths his habit of wandering into English class every day CLASS WILL when half the period is over to the -luniors. lYilb1n't dvelares that it is one ot' the most? ellen-tive ways of klling time. and he ought to know for we have it from one ot' the fa- eulty that he is an expert at it. l l.ORI'I'At'l'. I3l'Il'lxM.-XX leaves her sneeess as an historian to anyone wishing the gift. llOR'I'lCXNIC llAlllllL'H wills her many and varied love atlairs to Mary l'ieree. XVe hear llortense is to be married this summer, tho she hasn't deeided who the lueky one will be, but we'1'e betting on the eub l'0ll0l'tCI'. HTANLICY MUFFlCT'l' bequeaths his high marks to Osear Johnson. Of eourse it is un- derstood that Osear will he valedietorian in a few years. ' Rl l'll NICHICI, wills her earefree, happy- go-lueky disposition to Irene Lindquist. tlreue needs something to make her smile onee in a while!l MARG.-XRlC'l' l'ROXYl.lCY leaves her position in front ot' the mirror to Agnes lleadnlan, while Pearl Papin leaves her powder putl' to the needy. HAZEL BROWN wills her habit. of desper- ately flirting with the boys to Fern Areham- beau, tho Fern is as yet innoeent of all such vampish practice. she will soon learn. HICRMAN Bl'l l'Xl'lR transfers' his genuine atfeetion for Normal girls to Frank Ellison. llerman says they're great--of eourse we're not doubting him in the least-but each to his own opinion! HICLEN l'A'l'lCNAUIJlC wills her habit of llltlliillg' witty and sareastii- remarks to Kath- erine Sslmeider. CARL Hl'lil.Fl bequeaths his popularity, pleasant manner and athl'tie prowess to those in need of sneh desirable eharaetristies. RU'l'H ANDICHSUN leaves her habit of com- ing' in at exaetly Sziilifyf, A. M. to Sybil Gin- grass lil l'll MAHICRN bequeaths her habit Of never knowing her lessons and her addin-tion to slang to M'l.iss Cowdeu. lt is whispered plan. that Mrs. 'l'imberlake heartily indorses the HICXRY IJIGICHAN wills his studioas habits to Burt Vlark. llank almost sutlered a break- down this winter beeause of overwork and too nmeh diligenee in his studies. MILIJHICIJ liKS'l'KtlM bequeaths her many graenful positions to Louise Iloetseh. ILXYMUND lJl'INNl'I'l'T wills his habit of making hits with the ladies and h's ways of breaking all feminen hearts to Bob Harris. llaymond says that after a few lessons it's all perfeetly simple and we know that liob has no doub s eou ern:ng his own sueeess in this. HAZICI. ICIIWKSUN leaves her sweet, ami- able and unargumentative dlsposition to Blar- garet Mu-Phee. Hi-ftllillli XVILHOX leaves the XYilson rec- ord for attendanee to Milton Robinson. George has appear: d every morn'ng and noon punctu- ally for twelve years. l'liAl'll. YAIJNAIS wills her flutl'y light headedness to Frances flrawn. Frances will appreeiate this for as she says herself she al- ways envied fair-haired b auties and 'tis said that they are popular with other Sophomores. llARHlli'l' KXIHIIT generously bestows upon Gladys Dolf the use of the front parlor from 7:10 to ll o':-loek Qin the eveningl in order to properly entrrtain her frequent, Ish- penrng ealler. IJUNALD Mc-LICAX bequ:-aths his ability in athiet'es and his broken Hb heart to any applicant. First eome, first served! MILITXICIJ HANSON wills her Mary Piek- ford eurls to Bill Taylor to help out on the ones he already has. CLASS WIELL hlYIl'l'lil'l lll.UKl leaves her eoiluettisli qualities 'lo Margaret l,2llllll'1'. l'll'HlCNI'l At'lilClUli-NN bequeaths his deep bass voice and gigantic dimensions to lillcrton lleany. lXlYll'l'l.lC f'Alll.SON leaves her position as stenograplier lor the 'l'atler to 'Dagney lllom. tYl,ARlNl7A MORRISON wills hcr loud voice to Grace Shea. Actually, Clariuda was heard in classionce! lil-IXYON BUYER beqneaths his love for kidding' the ladies to George Spear. Kenyon confesses that it simply beats the Dutch tlloelschl how his habit of courting so many at once is wearing' on him. He also says that he hates to cause any more breaking of fem- inine hearts. lCS'l'lCR. SWANSON kindly bestows her sweet, silvery voice to Ethel Mellin. Ester 4-laims that it's quite worn out from mueh use, but with a little practicing in the shape ol' trills, eadenm-es, etc., it will be almost as good as new. lYAl.'l'l'Ill Nl-ILSON leaves his ability as a chemist to Louis Le Mieux. Also his habit of being right in everyones way at school all day. lllCNllY BlCAl'llllY regretfully parts with his last package ol' Camels , giving them to Clarence Stolpc. lYe know this will even in- crease C'larence's popularity with the fellows. lll'lRNARl3 Bl l'lilCR lscqueaths his habit ol' incessantly chattering and bothering every- one to Edward llinstance. Glitllllili KIMHICR wills his genuine ad- diction to wandering away from school to Hlcu Craze. l.OlVl'Il,l. l.lXllQUlS'l' leaves his distant residence lo lluth and Alice Cleary. l.liO dancing straight programs with a certain Nor- SC'lll'XK leaves his fondness for mal girl to Fritz llydholm. ' Al.Bl'IltT .TACOBSON bequeaths his sleepy, dreamy ways to Edwin ltliller or Bernie Sehatler. PFIARI. OSTRANDEH leaves 'ber iliminutive size to Florence Lowney. IJIOXARD RUYIOIJIS leaves to any ap- plicant his fondness for strolling around the island as the wind-oft tlldluloftl blows de- lightfully on a warm day! Hl9Zl.lCX JOHNSOX leaves her position as one ol' the Senior mentors to Mildred Carbis. It is hoped that Mildred earries on the work as faithfully as did Helen. ARTHUR JOHNSON and GEORGE JOHN- SON bequeath their dignity to the needy. By looking at them one could tell they were Seniors. FRED ANDERSON wills his good humor, smile and gentle manners tespeeially in foot- ballj to Albert Dolf. RUDOLPH LARSOX. THlCOlDORl7l FELL- MAN, Hlil.lf4E PAULSON and XVALTER BRAC'lllCR in combination with the remain- ing seven, bequeath their places in the fa- mous Exclusive Dozen to Albert Peterson, that he may faithfully carry on the exeellent UD reputation and perpetuate the honored of that admirable t'?l organization! Lastly do we give to our patient, hard- working faeulty the gratitude and sincere thanks which they so richly deserve in lend- ing a helping hand over the rough, stormy road of our High School career. -CLAIRE Il.-X RKIN. lVitnesses: . MH. N. QUARTERS. MISS A. MICKLOYV. Class Prophecy Scene--Motion l 'eture Theater. Time -July, 1929. linterk-llortense Hadrieh and K. Boyer. l'I. This is errtainly a warm evening. and as usual we are in time to be bored by the advertisements. 'l'hey're so monotonous. tAds appear on sereen.i K. tlleadingi Ladies will kindly remove their hats. H. Yes, I ste. I suppose l'll have to. tliemoves hat.i H. Why, read that, if you please-'Aero Bus Line.' Quinkest Way from Marquette to lshpem'ng. ll. Bittner. Managm-r.' Yvrll. if that isn't our old class president. I wonder it' he sees enough of lshpeming now? K. l hardly believe that eould be possi- hle.', H. t'Savo --f- the great patent mateh saver. Loeal agent, Carl Guelfif' K. l'll het Carl is his own ehief eus- tomer. lf I remember correetly, he always was asking for matt-hes. II. tReadingi 'Madam f'rowley's Cele- hi-a+eil Home Balci-rv' iVe little thought. dur- ing H. S. days, that she would ever be suc- eesslul along that line. Well, l suppose her path is not so beset with obstaeles now as it used to be. K. l hope not. maybe there are not so many requests for donations from societies now. H. tlleadingi 'tDon't fail to see the XYorld Renowned Aekerman K NVilson Cireus. Voming at an early tl1ll0-Atil'0Ill0St' Attraetionsliuth Sinelair. famous rope daneerf, K. NVe surely must not miss that. Il. indeed not! Thank goodnass the ads are over, however. they've been very interest- ing' this evening. tlntermissiou. 3 Mind ll. By the way. what is the name of the pieture tonight Y K. Why, didn't you know? lt's a Trav- elogue feature, owned and direeted hy our old elassmate. Rudy ffngrass, who sueeeeded l.y- man Howe a short while ago. He is at pres- ent traveling by airship over the North Pole, taking motion pictures whieh are instruetive as well as novel and interesting. ll. Rudy always was sueh a smart boy. XYhy those are Marquette pietures they are showing now. I do de:-lare--that's the interior of the old Chronicle building. XVho ean that be sitting at the desk writinu? The face looks familiar. IVhy if it isnit tYVah' Treloar. lle's editor of 'The Daily Blutlerf And there's Ray lfennett. Did you know he was writing a series of artieles on l'he Art of Chewing Gum'. K. 'l'here's the old furnaee. And there's Leo 91-hunk. He's foreman out there now. H. I knew he would never leave Mar- ouette. if he did, he eouldn't keep track of all the Normal girlsf' H. Oh, Kenyon, there's the Lake Shore Engine lVorks, and the head boss there is Alfred hVl'lllll2lTl. lle surely must be in his element now, as he always was fond of boss- ingf, K. Doesn't that building look natural. It's our same old High Si-hool. not changed the least bit. XVhy, they're showing IL close- up of some members of the fat-ulty: 'Miss li. 'Miss Mildred 'l'hoinas. instruetor in llist,ory.' Gorman. assistant to Kliss tirohe in linglish l2.' NYasn't that Mildrt-d's favorite subjeet in H. S? K. Yes, and. by the way. did you know that I.. Lindquist. is private seeretary for llernsta-in's now? l hear from him oeeasion- ally and he writes that Billy Kepler is teaeh- ing' the latest steps in daneing at his dan:-ing aeadeniy in liagle Blillsff l ll. You don't say so! That reminds me of reading an artiele in l'he llaily lllutler' whi'-h stated that A. Lalloux and Amy Foueher wel'e the ehief eooks at the tldagle Mills t'astort' XValdoria.' Most likely they attend the daneing school. CLASS PROPHECY K. '1'h11t llllliit 110 11 new lllllllllllg sf11'1- things. S110 is Z1 1l1OllllJ0l' of the State L0gis4 I'1'c 110011 to B11ll'11l1L'11IC. 'A. S111'1l11IS101lll. Mvr- 111111111 1'l'01ll - Distri0t.,' 1-11:1111lis1-.' W111111111' it' that can be AZll'O1l?l, H. Y0s, it isg 111111 Pvc 110111111 tllilt 110 gots 1111 his goods 11ir0ct1y from 11l1l1lL!1l.1101lS 211111 St. P11111. N11t11i11g' 1-Iso will satisfy llllllf, K. That xvtllllllllllll Sl'0lll'l'y 11111k1-s 1110 ll0ll10S1l'li. Noihing like the 0111 1l0l'1lll woods of M11-11ig1111 i11 1111' 1-sti11111tio11. Why, that is L'11o1-o111y, 111111 tl101'l' is the C. 11. S. H. Y1-s, 11111 you KIIOXV Art 11011118011 was 10111-1111111 111111111111 t1'1l1Il1llg' tlll'l'0? 011, 111111 1ook 111: 11111 110111' littlo Clll1l'l'll 11v1-1' i11 the 110111. '1llll'1'1'lS tho 1111sto1', hc looks sort of f11- ll11l12ll', too. K. 1t's A11111rt 1l1l001JS0ll. 1V0l1, fresh air ought to be good for him. 11. 11111, Xl'1'll, Bl1ll'f11l01L1,0 is OVOII 11111'e1'- tising its. 11r11tty girls. Look 11t that lJl1llCll of 1J02l1lt11'S. xxlltl w1111 is the one w11o SCUIHS to 1111 t11ki11g l'llZl1'g1' of 1116111111 K. 1Vhy, 11121115 H. l'1l'1L'KSO1l. '1'1111t's NYl1Elt S1111 11111-s IIUXY, 011111101'o110s 11111'ti0s 111111 11111101-s 111 l'1S1'1lll11l11l.w H. Now 1111-y'1'c showing 1111: 1'0si110110e 11ist1'i1't. 1l'I1y, look. th0r0's F. B01'lilll1lIl. Shu 11o0s't kll01l' sho is hoiug 1111ot11g1'111111011. evi- 1l0111ly. N110 must 111- Zlll 11110111 for SO111C1l1l11g.l, K. Sho she s1111s e11-otric 1111i1' C1l1'l0l'S.v 11. 1Ji1l you k1111w 111111 F1'1-11 AI11l.'l'S0ll XVQIS 1o111'i11g 111111 U. S. i11 11 Fowl, 111111 giving l0Ct11l'0S 1111 '1C11t 111111 11l'0Xl' '1'11i11'? K. u'lllll'l'0'S 1111' 011111101' C01IIl1.l'y 111111 1h11y'1'c Sl101Y11lg' 11111 A1111111i111'111111r. '1'111-1'11's 11111 1111111- 1l,Lf0l', Bliss l,L'2l1'l Y11111111is. NV1111 XV0lll1l have tllllllgllil of s1-1'i11g lll'l' 1.1101134111 ll. Now wo 111'0 i11 l,1111si11g. 'l'h0s0 t1'11V- 01021105 2ll'l' Ck'1'12l111ly 1ig11111E11g l'01l1l11l't0l'S 11s f111' RIS gottiug 11 1101'so11 from 11111- 1111100 to 1111- 111111-1' is 1'11111'111'111-11. Look, 1ll0l'0lS thc Sl111l'1'1lll' C0l11't i11 sos- sio11. 111111 M. 13111'1so11 is 1111: 011111't S101l0,2'1'1l11llC1'. I 1'1'11l1y lN'l10Y1' sho 1-ujoys 111111, liillll 111' work. K. Yes, 111111 1111101 Brown is 1111111111-1' who 11115 111'0Y1'1l 111111 1111111011 1110 01111111310 of big uT1lUl'0'S El 11e111o11st1'11tio11 given by the D11111. S. 1JU1J1l1'1C1ll9ll15 of the l41.l1lS1llg H'g11 School. Why, the 1llSt1'11CfO1' is Ruth Al'l1l9l'S0ll.,7 K. uTll0l'ClS 21 11101Zl1l'L' of the new Sillll- 11l1'1l1l1l 111: Battle Crcukslook, t110y'1'e showing pi0tu1'11s of the lll1'l.tl'011, Mi1111'e1l Hanson, 11n11 Ruth Magersg wo11111 you believe it? If I 01111111 111- tll1'l'E I'11 111: singing 'I ljllllit 1V1111t1 t11 111-1: 1Vcl1'. H. UTll1'l'C,S the big 11ov01'11111011t Cll0lll11'1ll 1'l1111t 11.1 C1cv01a1111-111111 t1101'0's1 the 111-1111 0111-111- ist. 11's xvilltill' N01S011--111Ill-XV0ll1l01'S will 1101'1-1' 01111se, there 111'0 G11111ys XV. and Bossiu l.0Wl1l'y, 0X1lL'I'11ll011t1l1g 1111 1'1l01ll1C1llS.., K. 'That sure is 21 111111101 f111'111. D111 you 11111100 1110 111111101 '1-111111'g11 li1llllJCl'iS ChF0k011 F1ll'1ll.' L1-11ve it to G011rg1s to kcu-11 t1'110k of th0111.'f 11. '6C11i011go is noxt. I 1111 110130 1113311 111111 out 111111111 more of our 11111 1-111ss 11111tes. F2l11101lS Nursuy-1 11111-1111'0. if 1110 11111111111 i11 01111111511 is11't Hclcu PZl1ZQl1R1l1l0. Do0s11't sho 1ook swoot :11111 111111111-1'ly? K. '1'11f1'0's 1111 111'11111111:1g1-, the 'L11f11y0110 H1111111 for French Cll1l1l1'0ll..ir H. Oh, t1111t's where 1.'e11r1 11311111 10111-110s 1'l1'1'11l'l1.., K. fs that so? S110 always was 11. rcg- lllill' l'll'C11l'll1llklIl. H. Now they'1'e s1111w111g 1I2l1'S1l2lll Fi0111's big 11e11111't111e11t store. 1 Wllllillbl' if 11111' of our 11111 1-111ss11111t0s 111'c 0111111oy1111 tll01'0YU K. Y11s, 11i1111't you KIIOXX' R11115' 1,111'so11 is clerk 111 the l1l6I1,S 1-101l2ll'1Zlll1'11t?n 11. S111111os1e ho 01111 got 1110 vory l1ltC5t1 styh-s now. K. Y1-s. 111111 1111111111-1' of our 11111 f1'i01111s is also 11101'11. Myrtle B11111111 is 11t the 1101111 of the Cilllilj' 1lL'112ll'tl1lCl1t1 111111 is 1l1'2lNV1llg El s111111'y of 5143511 11111. 11. Por 1110Iltl1?,, K. No, 11111' w01-k. This 111-xt 1l1l'1'111'0 11111-s11't 11111111111 11111011 to 1111-. Xvllilt is it, some CLASS P R OPHECY kind of a sutl'ragette ineeting? H. YVhy, no! Oh, isu't it wonderful? It is a Fashion Show at Madame Claire llarkius' renewed style shop. You know she succeeded Lady 'Dull' Gordon. Oh, aren't those models beautiful? YVhy, there's Ruth Xebel, the one at the right. She looks just the same as she did fifteen years agof' K. t l'his is what l like-eadets drilling at Annapolis. Don't they look classy?', H. They certainly do. The officer in com- mand somehow looks familiar. XVho can it b0?!! K. lt's Danny McLean-Good old Danny! 1le's every iueh a man. H. 'l'he next is a school for girls, at lVashington, ll, C. 'l'here's the Dean. If it isn't Claire YVindoft. Poor Claire looks as though her position were a strenuous one. I hope she doesn't have a breakdownf! K. 'l'here's the Nl'hite House, and the l apitol, and members of the cabinet, George .Tohnson is the Secretary of the Treasury. I knew he'd make his way. He made a good secretary of the Debating Society back in H. S. daysf' H. Now they're showing pictures of fa- mous meu of the days-look, Krnyon, there's Bernard Butler, noted writer of humorous stories for magazines. 1 K. Yes, and llenry Beaudry, whose latest article was about the injurious eilects of to- baeeo. lle always was against smoking. H. Noted opera singer, who rivals Caruso ----Frank Keough. YVe used to call him the second Mr. Young of Stock company fume. K. Canadian Scenes. Scientific farming done on a large scale. Miss llarriet Knight, Farmerette. She is making good NSG of her knowledge of agriculture. W- lutermissionx '4t'anada relninds me of Helen .lohnsou. Did you know she was located in Quebm-e?'l K. No, what is she doing there?', II. At present she is experimenting, She is trying to manufacture a dye for darkening hair. lsn't it fun to see so many of our old friends again and know what the years have brought for them? I wonder where the rests of the members of the class of '19 are? K. You'll soon know, as I have u little surprise in store for you. YVait until the pic- ture appearsf' K. Bracher wrote this and l produeed it. Just a little comedy. but it might be interest- ing to note some of the characters. ' H. How interesting. I shall enjoy it very much, l am sure. The Comedy- Why Girls Leave Home. The scene opens in a country village by the name of Corncob Center. Leonard Ruggles is a trallic cop with a long gray beard, and is keeping the busy street moving. Children are getting out ot' school. Cows and pigs are wandering around the streets. Clarinda Mor- rison, as a city girl, is walking along the street showing oil' her styles to the villagers. The next scene is at the boarding house. Pearl Ostrander. as the beautiful heroine. is waiting for supper to be served and wondering if she will ever get to the city and have wonderful elothes like C'larinda, who is boarding there. ller mother, Florence Ryan, helped by her aunt, Mildred lickstrom, are bustling around the table getting supper ready. Boarders ap- pear, and as supper is almost ready Iisther Swansou, as the poor, llard-working kitchen slave. appears and says that the grocery boy, C'arl Kiel. wants to see Pearl. She goes out, and as he tries to make violent love to her, spurns him and leaves him broken-hearted on his knees, where lfsther soon dislodges him. .lust then her regular beau. Teddy Fellman, whistles to her from outside and she goes out and makes a date with him to go to the church social and dance that takes place that evening. Supper is arinouneed. and just as they are sit- ting down. a large car containing the Villain, Henry lleegan, and his partner, XX'alfrid Saari, CLASS PROPHECY and driven hy Stimh-y Mulfvlt, and zu-4-ulnpiivo, ships at thi- flour. 'l'hv nwiipaiiits alight, and ask fm' plzwvs :xt thv talhh-. l702lI'i ilIl!ll4'4li2ltC- ly falls in haw with Th-nry. who has suvh 21 smooth way :mil sm-h :i niw- clinlplu in his chin. He 0XIl0l'il'lll'l'S thv sziiiw l'lll0ti0llS :ind 4h-vides to olopo with he-r, as shu soc-ms to be crazy to go in tho 1-ity. 'l'hvy start out in tho car S0011 nflui' Suppl-1' :incl shi- 4-uhlly jilis mn' hero by thv gniv. wlwrv hv has hm-11 pzltivuiiy wait- ing for hw. XYhih- ihv claim-0 is giving 011. Il'vn1'y :mil l'ca1rl. zlssisiud by YV:ilI'1'i1l :uid Stzuilvy, rim :lwzly to thu mr, which is waiting, :Incl il?lSt0ll in thi' fiirorftimx of Lhv Oiiy. 'l'hv IIIZIVIII is givmi hy 'l'c-chly, who has he-un wah-h' ing 0lltSillK'. Hilti wifh tho il4SiSf2llIl'l' nf thx' chivf of lmlivv. Helga- Pmilson, in his vm' thoy start oil' in pursuit of the eiopvrs. By gnml luvk they come upon U11-in by thu iwulnlsiclv, and Pearl, who has had enough oxvitvlilvlit, clucidm-5 that Corucob C0lltl'l' is the host. and as thc rlvlightful piuturu Yzulos from vin-w shi- falls into 'IR-mhly's arms and is forgivvn. All's wi-ll that Ollds wa-Il. iHOR'l'lCXSi'I HAUHICH. KICXYOX BUYER. 4 ATHLETIC BOARD Frank Geill, Treas.g Donald McLean, Pres.g Albert Dolf, Publicit Mgr.g Rudolph Larson, Vice-Pres.g Mary Pierce, Secretary. Our Coach Review of Basketball Season. Jil1l11il1'y 25- 31.11. S., 163 i1ZSC21112lll2l, 21. I1'1-l11'11a1'y 1 l'l1l'1l2l1'y 1 e111'l1z11'y l eb1'11z1ry F0lll'lI2ll'y Mareli T B12l1'l'll S 31ill'l'l1 1-1 March 18 N'.11'e11 21 Nizlrell 22 1x12l1'L'l1 22 March 22 . S., 203' Nltgklllllfqg lligh, 14. . S., 143 lSll1l0111l11QI, 2-1. S., 223 Xl1g'i1llllL'U Guild, 9. . S., 53 NCQRLIIIICLE High, 26. '1 . S.. 223 hV2lli1'1ll'1fl, 151. 123 311Cl11gll11ll110, 10. 12- Y N1 L' C, 9 ..-.., ...1. .L. lT3 lrlllllvlllillg, 23. ., 2153 3llL'lllgil.1l1l11C, 2. TOURNAMENT GAMES. .. 1113 1ro11 lliver, 10. 223 1l'01l 310l11lt1l1ll, 11. S.. 123 Nl'gilll11L'l', 14. S3 Ishpeining, 15. ISHPEMING VS. MARQUETTE. TsllI1l'll1lI1jI 111-f1-1111-11 5l:11'1111ette by a !4L'll1'L? of 28-1-f 111 the first few 111i11l1tes of tl1e Qillllk' Uoodney, tl g'1l1l1'fl, was lllj111'Oll, but insisted on Ckllltlllllillg' i11 the ly 1'z11'rie1l 011 t11e floor. i I0 Tillllvlllilltil crack gaine, but was 11111211- IS1l1D01ll111g 011011011 the gklllll? by Illilliillgl' two baskets i11 s11eeessio11. Tlll'1l they fouled 211111 liarris made tlllf t11row. Saari f'ollowe11 this with il Iield basket. ISl11M'11111lg1 now 11121110 four field baskets in Sl1Cl'0SS10ll. 11'arris stopped this, and dropped ong i11 from under the basket. ,IS11IJ9lll- ing 1l1f1fl031P10tll01' spurt and 511000011111 i11 lllilkillg two 111ore baskets before the half 1-11111-11 with t11e seore 16-5. in 1SllPL'1l1111g S favor. The Sltkfflllll half was ahnost a repetition of the first, exeept that Har- illlltitl' 1111111 1SllIJ01111l1Ql' dow11 to 12.-10. in 1S1lll10111ll1g'S favor. The game 1-11111111 with the s1'111'e 28-14 in favor of the 1111-tllt?-1'O21ll team. 11-2l1'l'1S St2ll'1'C41 tl11'U11g'llUl1t the game, making' S of the 1-1 points. Saari and Mel.-1-1111 played 21 very good gillllll. 1iiel's work as gllilffl was excel- lent, as ISl1lN'1ll1llg.S baskets were 1110Sl,ly long shots. Y. M. C. C. VS. M. H. S. Nnrqilette played what is literally 0:1111-11 a game and virtually 21 p1'111-'-- '.. Q.. -' . . . , 1111 foi N1 ll S by lll'fl'ilt111lLfi2l16 X. M. C. C. to 21 t1l111- of 32-5. NIcI.ea'1 011011041 the Q111116 by inaking 11 basket fl'0l11'lll'fl1' the side. 1101lllCll'Y 1111p1i1-1111-11 this with a l'll1111ll1g' shot. Then 13111'aga fouled and Saari :nade the shot. B11f1.ea11 followed this wit11 his second basket of the ganw. l'11i1 , Miller 111:1d1- the Y. M. C. Cf first field basket with 2111 excel- l1-nt 1l1'L'l1CLl shot, fof the 3Ii'N'2ll11il1'i1 typ1'1. Then Harris s1-o1'e11 11 field basket whi1'h Mi11er followed with another ATHLETICS line shot. Saari made a field basket, and the hall' ended with the si-ore ll-4, in our favor. The second half opened with lleaudry starting the ball a rolling, the seoring was as follows: Mehean 2. Harris 4. Saari l. Mehean 4. Saari l, llarris 2, lleaudry 2. Baraga l, Saari l, Anderson 2. The game ended with the score 32-5 in our favor. Mi-Liean. as running forward, played a good, elean game, and made ill of the 32 points. llarris and Beaudry played their usual fast game and made l-l of the 312 points lllarris S, Beaudry 63. Saari and Anderson, as guards. did exeellent work and sueeeeded in keeping Red Maloney from making 11 basket. THIRD ANNUAL BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT. Tn order that the high school students might see the tournament games without interference with their studies, the Friday afternoon ses- sion of the 28th was held Saturday morning. Rlareh 2tith. Friday noon saw the pupils walk o'lt of the sehool sorry Ui beeause they were not able to stroll in its shaded corridors and sit down to dream in its restful reeltation rooms. But they made the best of it, for at one-thirty Friday afternoon a visitor in the eity might have thought the Biggest Conglomeration and Colleetion of YVild Animals was visiting town. Promptly at 2 o'eloek lf. O. Haut, of the Normal sehool. tossed up the hall for the first game of the tournament. The whistle blew and the Third Annual Basketball Tournament was on! From that time on there was no eessation in basketball. Q liseanaba and Gwinn started the tournament. The S-indv City boys were heavier than the Marquette County erew but the speed of the smaller fellows almost made up for their lack in weight. Goodman, eaptain of the Gwinn squad, was faster on his feet than any man playing in the tournament. Always here. always there, he was a veritable whirlwind. llis team-mates. enthused by his spirit, put up a game light, but were forced to defeat by a score of 12-9. MARQUETTE-IRON RIVER. The areal game of the first session was the Marquette-Tron River eontest. The Red and YVhite warriors were determfned to get in the semi-linals. and the 'lron River boys werg just as determined to foree Marquette out in the prelim'naries. The first half was a thriller if ever therp was one. First. the loeal boys would seore, then, the iron eountry boys would add a point to their tally. Alternating l'ke this. the first half ended Marquette leading by a slender margin. l0'T. Coaeh llorr'son's between-half talk did wonders. Tn the seeond half Iron River was put on the k'bosh. The lied and White ATHLETICS .lnulu-tm-1-1's wi-ru just gl-lling' 5lZll'll'Ll wlu-11 tlu- wliifilu lmlx-w. tlu- Uhalli .vuzwks sliuwing lll for Al2ll'lllll'll0 zuul, Ill for lrun Him-i'. llll, luryl talk :xluunt vmu' 1-raiul :uul 'llPl'-L'L lillS ft-4-lili--'sl u f F! P' MIC!-HGAMME-MENOMINEE. t'l zit '.l'l'll!lllIlll luauliiig. ilu- Alltlllgilllllllt' boys Cilllllx on ilu- flum' to play tlu- fmwminlalilm- Alt-iimiiiiu-0 squacl-and Sjlfllllg' il surprisl-. Nl,-. tlu-5' All1lll'i win lull ilu- Qllllli- was su cluso that hliklllgkllllllll' gut as lllllkli rn-llit as lllllllgll slu- haul wmi lu-1' gzulu,-. flfhc lirst half 1-iulm-ll with Mu- nunmiiu-u in tlu- lt-all. T-5. ligliling for on-ijv point sho mach-. ln tlu- sm-mul half lla-iumiiiu-v ran up anutlu-1' st-von points in Min-liigzuiniu-'s six, tlu- iliiial --mimi lu-ing' ll-ll. llivliigalniiig playa-ml a slow gauu-. lull. wort- lilllil- 1-rs. not gixing' up until ilu- last whistle bln-w. Tlu- gzuiu- haul mu- 4-Ilk-vt. flt lmluw lli-nmnilu-1-'s rm-p to pieces. llarmpu-ttg haul swamp:-el llivlli- gamiiu- :uul Rlvnmniiuu- hall lu-atm-ii liscaiialmg lflsuanal-a luzul lu-att-11 Mai'- upu-tto, alul yt-t Mivliigmiiiiu- 'lu-ld 3-lDll0l'Illll00 to :x thu-c point- lm-zul. IRON MOUNTAIN-MUNISING. This gziuu- was fullowt-ml 1-lose-ly by Roll aiul lYliit0 fulluwa-rs fm' tlu- flm-al slgglw-gziliv-'11 was in take- mi tlu- wimu-1'. 11VlllllSlllg was no mate-li for Irun Q-lomitliii. lu-ing miu-li liglltc-1' mul iuil as fast. lint tlu- ss-orv was no iiulic-ation ul Iron llnimtaiifs sin-iigtli fm' slu- was not l'0l'l'l'f'l to show lu-1' rm-al aliiliiy. And slu- we-ut into tlu- ganna with Marqiu-ltv an im- kiuswn qilaiitilyf' lrmi fllmmlain ran up 238 points to 3lu1iisii'ug's ta-ii. 'l'lu- mily fm-aturc of tlu- gaiwu- was tlu- fan-1 that tinu- was vallm-ll livr- timm-5, fin' nu-li liaving bluntly iu-si-s. Aixft liaslu-tliall Zlll awful ruugli ganu-7 HOUGHTON-ONTONAGON. 'l'lu- llrst ganu- of tlu- 1-ve-ning sm-ssion was llll0tll0l' L-mite-st c-lust-ly watt-lu-ml hy all spa-L-tutors. 'I'lu- mucli vamitl-cl llouglitoii tm-:un was to be st-vu in an-tiuu. Aiul avtinn it was. XYitlumt playing: zulu-li more than :I przu-tin-u gzinu-. tlu- COIJIIUI' K'UllYlll'j' boys ova-i'wlu-liiu-il flntmiagmi 335-2. 'l'lu- l't'2ltlll'l S of tlu- gaim- wa-1-0 tlu- basic:-t sliootiiig ul' XYinimui' and Mil-lu-ls. of llllllglllllll. aiul ilu- playing' of Fmitli ful' Ullltlllllgfllll. a mu-- :lrnu-ll playa-r. llis playing sluiwt-ml Class aiul rc-pc-atm-ally rlrs-w forth rouiuls nf applziusm- lll'0I'll tlu- spm-r-tzniors. S00-NORMAL. XYitl1 llu- 'lu-lp of tlu-ii' star fo1'wai'cl, llisluip. the Soo lligli was almlc- lu ch-fl-at liu- N0l'I'l'lill Sl-T. lt looked for tlu- first liftc-on iiifnutl-s of tlu- ganu- as if ilu- Xurnial would not make fl Singh- lmskm-t wlu-in Gilluttm-. lm-:uling tlu- Normal sql-zul. sunk mu- frmn tlu- vc-iitc-1' of tlu- floor. 'I'lu-re was little liopo lm' tlu- training sc-linol boys during the oiitiiw- QIIIIIIO. NEGAUNEE-MANISTIQUE. Tlu- Ns-,qzxuiu-Q--Haiiisifqxw gxiiiu- was a clisappointmmit. Nut th-it the spm-r'ta1n1's walltn-ll Nc-gyxluu-v in lose but tlu-3' expr-1-tml a clnsl- gaiue for IVI. H. S. BASKET BALI. TEAM -wk in . y ,, A SECOND BASKET BALI. TEAM --I--Mhwwmiv A T H L E T I C S f f fltlanistiquo was lauded as a dark horsef, 'Tany rate, the Xegaunee crew had little or no diftienlty ill doing away with the visiting buneh. The lirst half ended 14-3 with Xegaunee not exerting herself in .the least. Farrer, hlateer and liangas were the stars of the game, their woik at the baskets and on the floor giving Negaunee the game, 25-T. ISHPEMING-NEWBERRY. Another disappointing game for the fans was the last gtlllltj of the evening session. lshpeming met Newberry and defeated her ill-10. The Asylum. City crew were unable at any time to show lshpeming a. real time, the Hematite crew trying their long shots, only a few of which counted. These were all that were necessary however, for New- berry, strange to the baskets, was practically helpless. The score at the end of the tfrst half mfght indicate that it was a elose game, the ehalkers having ll for lshpeming and 10 for Newberry. The fact is that lshpeming shot only when she needed the points. Hioodney, star guard for the lsll- pcming' boys, was out of the game because of injuries reeeived when he bumped up against Slim Kiel, of Marquette, in a game played a week before the tournament. ISHPEMING-ESCANABA. Closing the evening session, lshpeming opened the morning session of the seeond day by defeating liseanaba lti-S. The lshpeming team was defeated by liseztnaba earlier in the season and were out for revenge. They got- it, doubling the Sandy City seore. The Ishpeming boys played better ball in their second appearance than when they made their debut the evening before. p HOUGHTON-SOO. ln this game the largest score of the tourney was made, the final eount going in lloughton's favor, 45-21. It was not without its thrills, despite the apparent one-sidedness of the seore. lt is doubtful whether Jlitlllgllltlll would have taken its seeond game it' it had not been for the work of Shields, lloughton's star geard and a member of the All-Tourna- ment team. Ile was constantly hampering the work of the Soo forwards who were oraetieally helpless in his hands tht. tirst half. in the set-ond, the Soo showed real fighting spirit and worked within six points of lI'oug'hton's tally. Then with the help of hliehels. lllimmer and Shields everywhere the ball was, Houghton elimbed up the seale and left the Soo far behind. NEGAUNEE-MENOMINEE. Rlenominee went- down to defeat when she ran up against Negaunee. losing the eontest IT-10. King shot one from tha side-lines about a min- ute after the opening whistle sounded. llleason for Menominee. and liingf, liangas and .l'l2ll'l'Ol' for Negaunee, were the bright spots in the third game of 1111- 1111111111111 s1-ssimi. 1.1111-1 p2llt1C1111ll1N 91111117311 up strong, his 0111,- 11b10 Ql1il1'1111lg p1'01'011ti11g 1111111y -hots bb M1-11o111i110e. A T H 1.. E T 1 C SV MARQUETTE-IRON MOUNTAIN. Coniing f1'o111 13121111111 111111 t1lCll 11o11b1i11g t110i1' 0I1llO1l011t4' 501110 thus giv- ing il 1'1-111, 11111-f11s11io111-11 th1'i1101' for the 111115 to '111111 111111111-I 31111'I111Ct1l', i11 th1- lust 11111110 of the l11Ul'll1llg'S bouts, f111'11is111-11 the 1'1-111 food for 111o11g11t St1111'. ' T110 1111-111 Sqllilfi 3001111-11 slow, not being 111111- to kPl'l1 its 112111115 O11 thu 1Hl11,111 the first h111f, 1ii1-1's sp00t110111111' g11111'11i11g, only, s111'i11g the g11111u fm' A1Zl1'fll1l'1,tQ. T111- first 111-1'io11 01111011 with 11'o11 M111111t11i11 h111'i11g 11 slight 11-1111 11v1-1' t111- R1-11 111111 1V11it0 w111'1'i111's, S-T. T110 S1-0111111 112l1f 11111-111-11 with 111-t1-1'1:-i1111ti1111 11'1'itt1-11 o1'01' t110 f1101-s of both t1-11111s, M111'q110tt9 111-- t1-1'111i111-11 to sho1v 11Q1' 10111 Stl'0llg1',1l 111111 11-1111 11o1l11t11i11 just 11s fi1'111 i11 tlll' 111-1i1-1' that 14110 was to NV111. T110 S011111111 11111f st111't011 with 11'01l 31o1111t11i11's 1111111lll1t1YC fo1'w111'11 sliootiiig 11110 from 111-111' his basket, b1'i11gi11g t111- s0o1'1- to 10-T 211111 11111ki11g B1ill'1l1101l1lC'S hopes still 1111110 11i111. T111-11 1111- I1111'1'is- M1-1.1-1111-S11111'i 1-1111111i1111tio11, of 11111011 1111111-, st111't011 things going. S0011 t111- whip of L111- b:1sk1-t 1111411 was thc only i1111i1-11fi1111 of t111- points 11111111- as f1'11111 1111 parts of the floor 1111- 100111 boys sunk '1-111. B1-1111111'y S1l011'0K1 up St1'011g i11 this g'2lIl10 but the p:11'tic11111r 111111i11111'y was 1101.1-1111. T110 S011t1'11 11111 was 1h1-1'1- 1111 the ti1111-, 111-tting S points of M111'q111-tt1-'s 22. ,11i11'1'1S 11115 il close s1-001111. CO1'I11'1'11lg 7 points. ISHPEMING-HOUGHTON. T110 'Lfi1l1ll' that 1111 11111111-11 f111'11'111'11 to. 111111 0111110! 1S1ll1l'1111llg' was 1111 thu floor 11g11i11st 11o1lg11t1111! A1111 1111 t111-i1' 1-Xp1-0t11t-i1111s XVl'1'0 f111fi111-011. '1'111- first 111111' 1-11111-11 S1-3 with th1- 0opp01' 1'o1111t1'y boys i11 th1- 11-1111. 111-1-1111sv 1s11p1-11111111 111111 1-11t1-1011 tht- finals in the 111st four to111'11z11111-11ts C11'0 i110111111- fhuso 111-111 11t t111- 1s11p1-111i11g Y 1 R11 t111- Sylllllllnly was 1111 thu si111- of 1111- 1101Ig1110ll hhoys. 111 the 500111111 111111' 11s the 1101liLf1lt01l 1011111 0111110 out 1111' 1111- 111st 111-1'io11. it 1111s g1'e1-t1-11 with il s111v11 of 11pp11111s1-. 1511110111- ing 1111111-111'1-11 11111i11 si11-111-1- 1-x1-1-pt for the 11-11' l'11Cl'l'S 111'0111'111-11 it by 1111- 1511111-111i11g f1111s Ill'CS01lt. 111110 S01-111111 11111f 11111-111-11 211111 t111- sp1-1't111111's sat- up for il good 15111111-. N1-1, hy any 1111-1111s was Ishp1-1111110 out of 1111- 1'111111i11g. Not hy 1111y 1111-1111s 112111 s111- 1-1111-1'1-11 fum' fi11111s i11 past to1l1'11111111-111s to f1111 1111w11 i11 t111- fiffh. Pig',uy 11l'N211l1211'11. for 1511111-111i11g, St1l1'tl'11 things ,g'11i11g. l'111yi11g 111111111-1'f111 1111s111-f111111. 111- 111'11pp1-11 t1ll'111 i11 01111 ilftlil' 1l1l01,1l1'1' 211111 soon 11111-1' 1111111111-1' 111111 soon t11l'y W1-1'0 tic-11. t111- gum s111m11i11g 11'h1-11 the s1'o1'1- stood 15-15. A111-1' il, Short 0o11f01'01100 of the officials 1111 1-xt1'11 111-1'io11 of fi1'1- 1111111111-s was 111-01111-1-11. '1'111- gy11111:1si11111 was 11 sc:-110 of sh1111ti11g 1100- 1111-. 11111111112 up 211111 111111'11, 111111 w111'i11g 1111-i1' 211'1l1S. N0 11110 sat Still. 1'1111111-11111111.1111 1'1-151111-11! 1s11111-11111115 shot il b11sk1-1. QT110 Is11p1-111i11g Section C1l01'1'l'11 t110111s011'1-s GIRLS' BASKET BALL. TEAM 1918 FOOTBALL TEAM V Q U R T-M?--Ts.5f'l'ifl-lVLETlCS . more over that basket than any other counter made in any previous tour- nament.l Houghton sunk one from the middle of the floor. The whole audience reverted itself into a yelling mob. Houghton was as good as lshpeming! YVho would make the next basket? lshpeming had a foul called but Houghton didu't make the free throw. Then a foul was called on Houghton. Every one stood breathless as Bilkey measured the dis- tance back and shot. The ball went in! Ishpenrng was leading by one narrow single point! Then YVimmer shot one from near the middle of the floor. lloughton was in the lead! A second later Michels sank one, again from near the center of tl1e floo1'. The score stood 21-18. The lshpeming adherents were praying for two baskets. Now McNamara had the ball! But just as he went to shoot, the gun sounded and the game was over. Houghton had taken from lshpem- ing the right to enter t-he finals of the Third Annual Basketball Tourna- ment to decide tl1e championship of the Upper Peninsula. MARQUETTE-NEGAUNEE. After '1 few minutes rest, the spectators were ready to be treated to another thrilling game. Again, like the Tshpemming-Houghton game, one side seemed to have the game einehed until the last half, The tirst half ended with Marquette in the lead 4-2. Tn the second half, Harris started things by dropping one from the side-lines. Soon team work began to show and Marquette had a lfl-2 lead over Negaunee and still going strong. Then something happened. lVhat, nobody knows but in the next five minutes. Xegaunec-'s guards held Marquette scoreless while King and Mateer sunk 'em' Two fouls were called on Marquette and both times King made the free throws. Two fouls were ealled on Xegaunee hut neither shot was Marquette able to make. YV'hen thc gun sounded for the close of the game, the two teams were deadloeked. l0-lfl. The second extra. period game of the tournament was heing played. A half minute after the gun sounded, King got, one through the ring and soon after Far- 1'er chalked up a eounter to his credit. lVorking the ball to llarquettm-'s hasket, llarris made his tenth point of the game and, sad to say. Blar- quette's la-'t point. The gun again sounded with another Marquette eoinity team out of the race. Beaudry showed up well and played fine teamwork as did Hola-an and Saari. MARQUETTE-ISHPEMING. Xllith Xlellean out of the raee it seemed impossible to hold Tshpeming, hut. the hoys did it. the first halt' ending. S-5. ln the seeond half. Paseoe. for lshpeming did the honors and the final seore was lfi-7. There was little spirit shown at this game hee-ause neither side was satisfied. lsh- peming thought she should have had her game from Houghton nad Klar- quette felt the same towards the Negannee game. The spectators sat in gloom moodily watching the players speed along. with little or no inter- est in the contest. I i ATHLETICS NEGAUNEE-HOUGHTON. The greatest surprise of the tournament was pulled otl' by Negaunee. NYiiiniug as they did in the other three galnse, and Iloughton's defeat of ilshpeming it seemed to point to a l'loug'h1on victory. 'llhe attitude of the spectators before the gaiue started was that Neguanee had played pretty good for a buneh of small fellows but they had no show against. Houghton. That attitude was changed at the end of the first half when iNl'g2llIl!l'0 went out in the dressing room for a five minute rest with the score standing iii-2. in their favor. Something had happened to lloughton. They eouldn t start their magnifieent team work which had spelled vietory for them in their three preceding games. ln thc second half, Houghton braeed. temporarily. but it was only temporary! 'Soon King was sinking 'em at will from all parts of the eourt and Kangas was stopping men twiee his size and three times as heavy. The work of Kangas, one of the smallest men entered in the tournament was the real feature of the ganie. lVith both hips bruised and a eouplp of ribs out of kilter, he 'played the entire game, often eleuehiug his hands to keep from crying out because of the pain. Ilis work. which would have done eredit to a pipvei- twice his size, brought well earned rounds of applause from the spectators. PRIZES AWARDED. 'l'he Ishpemiug' team was ealled out first and reeeived the tourna- ment ball and individual silk badges for third place. Next the Houghton team eame forward and eaeh member was presented with a silver medal and the team. eolleetively, reeeived a bronze loving eup. 'I'he Negaunee team was ealled out and Capt. Farrer on behalf of the Xegauuee high sehool took the silver loving eup for first plaep and eaeh player was awarded the individual gold medal whieh each member on the winning team reeeives. ' l arrer was ehosen eaptain and guard of the All-Tournament teamg llflkey, lSll!ll'lllilIQ'. eenter: Shields. Houghton. guard: llc-Namara. lshpem- ing, forward: and liishop. Soo, forward. 'llhe men got badges eertifying that they were members of the All-Tournament team as ehosen at the 'l'hird Annual Tournanienl held muler the auspices of the Northern State Normal eollege.. lfarrer, of Negaunee. was then ealled out. and after a five minute speeeh in whieh he praised all those partieipating in the tournament and eiting several insiauees of ,good sportsmanship. Fred A. .lell'ers. of l'ainesdale, awarding the prizes, presented li'arrer with the eertifieate ofAll'Tournaiuent player. for being the most help to his team. 'l'he Normal 'Varsity and M. 0. M. played an exhibition gaiue which the Normal won :Zi-H without lnueh trouble. 'l'he referees were Cant. Stull. Nleelintovk and a eopper eountry man who handled the games very effieientlv. W. TRELOAR. Faculty Notes . l was walking thru the halls apparently alone, when a sharp voice announeed Order, aml quiek as a flash 1 remembered that a secret faculty meeting was being held. My curiosity conquered my courtesy and soon l was ad- justed so that both actions and words of the oecupants were easily audible. Every member ot' the faculty was present, each one the proud owner of a happy smile, aml anxious to expel a small bit of his or her vocabulary. The fa- culty of the Marquette lligh School was in session to discover what form of occupation or livelihood each individual was to follow or engage in during the summer months. Listen carefully and l will relate to you the exact procedure. Mr. lVatson, the bulk of the gathering, announced his intention of taking a trip to the various tobacco factories in 0l'flt'l' to re- deem his numerous collection of cigarette cou- pons gathered from the cloakroom and halls of the lligh School, but he has been persuaded by his friends to cultivate his strong, masterly voice to either an opera singer or a publie speaker. Mr. Rosa. our gentle aml cool-headed prin- cipal, has accepted a position as agent for the liasteru lileetric Co., selling their new cele- brated electric hair curler. A practical dem- onstration was required so our fair-haired master filled the bill. Mr. llinds proudly boasted of his intention to attend an Amateur Boxing School in order to further his skill as a diseiplinarian and to hamlle unruly Senior boys. At home his spare time is occupied in perfecting a model alarm clock so that he can regulate his home duties and arrive at school on time. Miss lirallt displayed a bottle of hair tonie which she had prepared and patented for the sole purpose ot' changing red hair to a true golden. Now she is in a position to use her own authority since she has already realized a large protit. Miss ttrohe has been petitioned to conduct the entry examination for Flunkmn Colleen-, of Red lnk. There is no doubt but that the Senior lCnglish classes will swarm to this in- stitution on account ot' her lenient require- ments, which they have trifled with this year. Later in the summer she has decided to assist a veterinarian in his medical work, for she eoufessed she would rather spill red blood than red ink. Miss XVenzinger was ready to sail on the next liner for Paris where she has been em- ployed as a fashion model for the National will bring her own American made gowns to the nobility for consideration. Clothes exhibit. lt is rumored that she -Mrs. Connors answered the call of the stage by accepting the role of leading lady in Connors' famous product.on of l'rincess Pat. The theatres are already beginning' to coni- plain concerning a break in the water mains. Miss Scott and Miss lfrench. two well- known tlirts and heart-ln'eakers. have volun- teered for service in The Xl'oman's Police Brigade of America, due to such service ren- dered at the Marquette High School. Miss l reneh's pleasant smile and pleas'ng disposi- tion will umloubtedly captivate some lonesome bachelor and make his life a bed of roses. Moreover, we know she will. Miss Scott, dur- ing her hours of respite has decided to conn- pose a new and imrivaled song hit entitled X or the MINVN QUANTITY, and it' is a fore- gone conclusion that her success will be un- limited if it is a duplii-ate ot' her giddsh and happy-go-lucky manners and habits. Mr. Trowbridge. the famous ink sp'ller. hws been advised by his family physician to take a trip to the Adirondacks to restore his run- down physical condition ili'KIll.l'l'4l thru lll'll'l'lt'4l lite. home cooking and excessive dancing. Miss Young has accepted an Invitation to visit a friend in llinsdale. Illinois. and is com- pletely overjoyed. The friend, of course, is camouflage for llughes, all know him. Mr. Hallam will manage the sales depar'- -V vm-V. Am FACULTY NOVTESVV Wwirn i f nu-nt ol' tlu- California Fruit I-Ixt-luaiigm-. lu-ing soh- ilfstrihntor for a nm-w hranml of apples, vommonly known as ngxllillll-N apph-s. Mr. llallam will also apply for nu-mlu-rship in tlu- 'tliivkm-r's Club of tlu- llau-ific Coast. Mr, Morrison, 1-x-sohlim-r and Coavh. will appt-ar in ilu- hast-hall worhl. having' Slg'lll'Kl np with tlu- Ili-troit 'I'ig'm-rs. PL-nny's Slll'K'0SH will lu- unhomuh-il for lu- has c-aught 1-vc-rytliing hut hast-halls at this vi-iu-rablo institution. Mr. Pc-llow has assunu-fl tlu- attitnih- of an author and inorvovi-r his writings will bm- gli-aiu-il ahsoluti-ly from 1-xpm-1'ic-lu-1-. His first pnlxlii-ation will consist of tm-n rolnnu-s writ- 11-n 1-xrlnsiu-ly on tlu- suhji-ut Lore and Its Natura-. Miss Ross will ln- tlu- main attraction on tlu- program of tlu- Linm-oln Cliatanqna Co. Slu- will sing a song appi-aling to lu-r own senti- nu-nts i-xc-lnsivm-ly. uanu-ly. NYlu-ro ls My XYaiuh-ring' Boy Tonight? Miss liailoy. our nnivc-rsally fanu-il lmotanist. has 4h-viih-il to go in sm-arcli of a spot-inu-n of vm-g,y.-tation known as 'l'lu- Flowm-r of Youth. lt will lu- pri-si-nt:-il lo ilu- tl-aclu-rs of ilu- Mar- qiu-tto lligh School so that age- will no longc-r be a handicap in l'l'llll0l'lllQ tlu-ir contrar-ts. Mr. l oar1l. who l'l't'K'lllZlf 'ioiniil tlu- ranks of our rm-nowiu-il tau-nlty. will spt-ull his snmnu-r writing applim-ations to nnnu-rons High Sm-hools of ilu- li. N. A. in orih-r to mliscovi-r a position wlu-ro lu- can tc-an-h all mlay. Miss Nc-ully has annoinu-1-il hor inti-ntion of assisting lu-r fatlu-r at thu Postnflicv. HL-r main wlnty will lu- to hring thc- mail to Hager liros.' fnrnituri- storc-. Miss Mvliinium has 1-Xpress:-rl lu-r 1h-sirc of c-oiuliu-ting a manic-urv shop in c-omu-c-tion with a harlu-r 1-stahlishnu-nt in Y. Sho says tlu- harlu-r is such an attrac-tivo fellow. sinm- lu- is always cutting np. Mrs. Dawson is alrc-ady arlvi-rtising lu-r famous alanc-ing svliool in which wi- aw posi- tivm- slu- will prospc-r. 'l'lu- vs-ry lata-st ilancc-s will lu- taught. iiu-huling tlu- lata-st cabaret tlaiu-us. Mrs. 'l'imbcrlak1-, vote-ran gum c-lu-wa-1' and slang artist. has sm-4-iiri-ml a position grueling the 'llc-aclu-r's examinations for Rural Schools. Her impartiality, togctlu-r with hor dm-inoc-rativ and fair nu-thoml of marking was lu-r main rvcom- nu-iulaticm. Miss l':1mplu-ll has lu-on c-host-n to roprt-sont cil0V0l'l5lllll in tlu- XYoman's International 'l'i1l- ih-ly-ll'inks Tonrnanu-nt. Her spa-c-cl, onclnr- aiu-v and skill will, no ilonbt warrant lu-r svn'- onsl to noni-. Sllflilvllly a voivi- likm- tlnuuh-r starth-cl nu-. muh-rl my eaves-dropping. and rubbing my 1-yi-s l was snrprisc-tl tn find mysm-lf rm-posing gm-ntly in my harmlwoiul sm-at, and Mr. Rosa gm-ntly awakc-ning nu- from my slumlu-rs. My only qui-stion is do ilrc-anis conu- trlu-? -RUDOLPH LARSOY. 4,033 F is is di' 43.41 Class Urattiiorrn OVER THE TOP. XX'lu-n tlu- L'l'2lX'lllQ for worlrl iloininion so lwvnnu- :1 ninnin with tlu- Prnssizin war lorils that tlu-y sunt tlu-ir ilt-vnstnting liorih-s ow-r tlu- lu-zu-L-l'nl plains of l'wl'illlK'l'. rnzing villzlgos, mln-stroying :ill that c-irilizntion wh-1-nu-ml good Qlillll vzilnzilvh-. wlu-n tlu-y slnngliti-ra-il innoi-i-nt thonsauuls ol' wonu-n nnil vhilmlrt-n. wlu-n it si-1-nu-ml ns though :ill L-ivilizzition wus wloonu-ml to :Ii-striu-tion. niul thnt. tlu- ri-ry jxriiu'ipl1-s on whim-h tlu- .Xnu-ricnn govt-rnnu-nt wus iltlllllti-ill wt-rv illl't'2lil'llltll. tlu- 4X1iu-i'ic':ii1 Stlltlil'l' was rnslu-cl into tlu- lil'L'EU'll. llt- stopiu-xl tlu- on- ooniing' llnns, saw-il Dt-liioi-nu-y oiuw- :intl for .ill. znul si-tilt-il tlu- fntu ol' Aiitoa-1'zu'y,---ob- lirion. llnt. It-t ns look for :I nionu-nt :kt thoso spli-iuliil solilicrs who fonght with such Valor :uul who hronght sni-h honor :infl glory to tlu- .-Xnu-rivzln nzition. l.c-t ns sm- tlu-in ns tlu-y Ulllllll from tlu- trnin :lt thx- vnnionni nt-- nnvonth. rzxw, igxiornnt ziiul sz-L-niiligly hope-lt-ss. lfollow tlu-in throitgh tlu- wi-:try months of training. nionths tillt-ml with lu-nrtzu-lu-s and grinding toil. nntil iinnlly, au-ross tlu- ,'Xfl2lllfll', 22.41011 niih-s i'l'4llll honu-, tlu-y faux- tlu- 1-lu-my. 'l'lu- night hns vonu- wlu-n tht-y uri- to go on-r tlu- top: to bnttlv with tlu- llnn in an :ittt-inpt to luring' to :i linnl issiu- tlu- t'it'l'lllll qiu-stion ol' In-iiiowzlvy or .Xiitoi-1'zls'y. XXX- sm- tlu-in only ai fn-w niinntt-s lu-foro tlu- xi-ro hour. 'l'rniiu-il to tlu- ntniost, fnlly nrnu-el. tlu-y nwnit tlu- signal to rnsh ow-r that i.0lll i'lHli 4-nihnnknu-nt to faux- mlm-nth :ind unknown tortnri-s. lircrytliiiig is in l'l'2llllllCSS, c-ri-ry Slllilll mls-tnil workt-il ont. 'l'lu-Qr nrt- ready. llzlrkiu-ss slll'l'0lllltlS thrin t-xi-L-pt for tlu- os-- c-nsionnl illnininntion ot' :i llzirv. lighting np tlu- i-nrth lu-low, XXX- sum- tlu- :lurk glint ol' tlu- lu-l- nu-ts, tlu- shining stu-ol ol' lmyoiu-ts. mul tlu- wnitling st-ntiiu-l. niotionla-ss. ss-L-niingly lux, yi-t, with 4-yn-s t,1'nilu-il to note tlu- slights-st 1nov0 ol' tht- 0lIl'lllX'. Now tlu- top st-rgi-nnt vonll-rs with tlu- vom- nnuuling' ollii-m-r. -X noel :intl tlu- sf-1314-aliit' is hawk in his plauw-. XX'IliK'llillQ,f tlu- si-voiuls tis-k pnst on his XX'1lit'iI. 'l'lu- solrlior lingi-rs his nniforni som-ing thnt :ill is rr-zuly. ,X last, look nt his gun. il lust tug of his lu-lt :incl 21 lnst look to sau- thnt his s'n1't1'i1lg'c-s 2ll'L' :ill in orili-r. lli- wnils for tlu- signnll 'l'lu- Si'l'glt'Ellli girs-s :1 lust glniivi- :lt his wntvh. .X look from tlu- i-oininzliuling olliw-r, :in 2lllSXX'l'l'lllALI noil. an whistls- sonnrls. sharp or- ch-rs 1-lit-lt ont likm- an nnu'hin-- gnu in an-tion. final tlu- .Xlllt'l'll'2lll sohlim-r has goin- ow-r tlu- tolv to snru D1-liuu'1':n-y. As tlu- .Xlllt'l'lt'illl solrlii-r wus il'2lillt'll in th'- vninp. so lizxrt- wt- lu-on traxiiu-il in svhool. Both hnvc- :lnul will show thzit .Xnu-riwnn i4l1'1llS. ,Xlllt'l'il'1lIl thought nnnl :Xllll'l'i1'2lIl gs-nins will llllg' for.-wr in flu- gm-nt hulls ol' history. l'lu- grzislnnting vlnss of Xl. ll. N. is lnlt n sinnll nnit of tlu- :iriny ot' high sc-hool grzul- nntus. who, in this month of Jniu- nrt- pro- pziring to ninki- tlu-ir iirst nttzu-li in tlu- hntth- of life. 'l'lu-so stiuls-nts. nplu-lil hy tlu- lXiiim-We-:iii iih-:lls ot' trnth. .histiu-. niul lilu-rty. nrt- l'l'illiy to ilo hnttln- lo vorrnption. 2lllill'l'llX' aiul :into- 1-r-wx' 1 . 'l'lu-su vliilalron of lXnu-rii-ai, tlu- fora-inost, 4-xpoiu-nt ot' llc-iiior-mr-y IIIHOHQ' the worl1l's first powers. airs- now putting on tlu- lnu-kli-r ot' fnith in this, tlu-ir lirst hlow nt 1-vm-rytliiiig contrary to Ill-iiiomwnzy, 'I'lu-X' . nrt- rz-:lily to go forwnril :iiul rnisi- on high l in tlu- haxttlm- of stnti-sinnnsliip :liul nziiionnlisin. tlu- stauulairfl ot tlu- .'XllH'l'll'illI lu-oplm-. 'l'h4-V nrt- pi'i-pain-fl to luring: l'X'i'l'l2l4illIlQ' honor to tlu- c-onntry that lll'1ltilll'l'4i Slll'il nu-n ns Hi-orgv XX'nsliIng4ton, gXlJl'Zlll2llll l,iiu-oln. niul XX'oo:lrow XX'ilson. 'l'lu-y nrt- pix-I-:xl'i-il to manki- :Xlll0l'lt'2lll ich-:lls illlti ilovtriiu-s tlu- lzlw of tlu- worhl, not, hy torvs- or worhl 4-onqlu-st, lint hy truth, jnstim- :nul lilu-rty. Vlnss ol' ltllil, uri- you pn-palri-fl to go ori-r tlu- top in tlu- lmntth- ol' lift-Y Your xi-ro honr hns 1-onu-. Yon. potf-ntinl SiZlil'Sllll'll, lnwyi-rs, LINCOLN DEBATING SOCIETY CLASS ORATION doctors, nurses and tradesmen have been taught to obey and respect the dictates of your native country. 'You have been taught to hold sacred those traditions and ideals of government which inspired John Paul -lonesg that gave Americans courage and faith to en- dure the tortures of Valley Forgeg that gave Abraham Lincoln power to sign the Emanci- pation ,Proclamation and make 10,000,000 slaves Amerieang that compelled America to intereede in behalf of Cubag that made Amer- ica, enter the world war to fight the Hun a11d save Democracy. You have been cared for since early ehild- hood by America. Here you have learned of its failures and achievements. You have learned, how the thirteen colonies, ostensibly insignificant, rose against the tyrannieahop- pressor, overthrew its monarchial government and established a Democracy which, breathing the spirit: of free men and giving equality to all and opportunity to every one, has grown to be the iirst power on earth, respected by all nations, feared by all autoeracies. Class of 1010, will we do less in life than the American soldier did in battle? Shall we, whose homes have been saved, and whose pos- terity has been assured by the valiant Yan- kee, suil'er the American Ilag to sustain wrong or defeat? No! NVe will, guided by the examples and prin- ciples set by the American soldier overseas. go over the top in the battle of life, and regard- less of all obstacles, nnsurmountable as they may seem, push on. ever onward, to victory-W success. - -Wll,l3l'Ili'l' 'l'Rl'II,UAR. eifqis lv ul uf ul X39 lg 4.5.41 , Lincoln Debating Society 'l'Iu- Lincoln Debating Society, like Zlll other organizations, has been handicapped by the lin ban, but in spite of that we have suc- ceeded in holding twenty meetings during the present school year. The debates have all been on timely subjects and have kept up in' terest in the society. One debate was given in the assembly. All the debates have been well argued, and the society is developing a number oi' promising ' public speakers. The oiiieers for the past year were: -lames Miller, Presidentg lVilbert Treloar, Yice-l'resi- dent: Heorge Spear, Secretary: Georgie John- son. Treasurer. Those recently elected for next year are: President, James Miller: Vice-President. Hurt Clark: Secretary, Frank lillisong 'lll'l'2lSlIl'l'2', Albert Peterson. ATH ENAEUM LITERARY SOC! ETY 1 I ' 1 0 O 'l'lu- Allu-nzu-uni Lih-rzlry Som-in-fy was foulul- tlm-v lllllSit'5ll :uul iw-:uling lll'UQl'2llllS mul litllll' ul linuux Path, l'll'l lo mlumlnp tlu t mst ' .2 2 .., mul :xhilify along lit:-vary lines among tlu- girls ol' ilu- Marlpu-tlv lligli Sa-luiol and to vul- . ., - '- - in vi' debates. A Declamatory Contest for the nu-inlu-rs of tlu- sm-im-ty was lu-lil lfi-lm. Zlitll. in wllivln ilu- fivulc- llu- url of public speaking. lzllm- Miss liclnax liUl'1il'2lll iw-m-iw-fl first prim-, Mn-Q-tiugs to tlu- llllllllllxl' of 1-ln-vm-11 wx-ro lu-lil Miss Yrniln I-liululwls ss-vuxul, :uul Miss lull 1-zu-ll :xllm-1'1mt0 xXt'tilll'Sll2lY 0YR'lllllg in ilu- llls- Ujala illml. tory Ronin. At ilu- lirsl nu-L-ling tlu- fullowiugg ullin-urs we-1'u elm-cteml: Miss ' ' Miss l 1'a1u-vs l-nl'ElWIl, x1'O-,l,l'USllil'llt. Miss Miss Miss Ailvisors anml Criiics. , . . . llu- Iolluwing prngranis liavc lu-c-n gin-nz Yalvnliiu- lbl'0gl'Ellll. lla-o. XVnsl1inglnn progra llaiuw- llzirkiu. i,l'USl1iUlli'. A ill-liatc was lu-lrl with ilu- Boys' l.ilu-oln Willu-rl 'l'i'olo:u'. lluflulpli l.:u'son anil l r:uu'is ' U , Keougli, against wlioin Qllairu llarkiu. llor- lvnsl- il2l1ll'li'll Zlllli xll'gllllil Bllllllll nplu-l4l ilu- unanimous decision of the .lnilga-S. lllaulys fiilllllilltlll anil Mr. ll. M. lloszl. i 'l'lu- annual fzli'1-wi-ll party took plzuw- in ilu- lillNll'l'g'?ll'll'll May Ellll. alumni fifty vuuplvs :itll-iuli-il. :uul onjnym-fl a nu-st plc-asant uvvn- nl. ing. Commercial E lt luis lu-4-u llu- pnlivy of ilu- f40lllllll'l't'll1l f'l2ll'lllll2l 3i1ll'l'isUll .. .. Sfl l,0Ib2ll'lllll'llii lo turn 0111 sliulvnls that arc- B1-rnzuwl llu'l I' ., ., 52 pi'm-pan-ll to lalu- ilu-ii' plzu-0 in ilu- oilu-4-s of k':ii'l liii-l ....... .. 45 tlxis 4-Ely. to llll 1lu-sv posiiions in a way to Mlvrlls- Vzxrlsou ..4.....,. I4 living ww-llii on llll'lllSl'lYOS auul un ilu- si-lmol. lin-:url llillllll .,...,....... 33 Mi-nliou has lu-vu unull- 1-lsm-u'lu-ro of ilu- .ll'NlflIlY splriuliml work iloiu- in sllmwillilllll and lypv- Vuili .ls-linson ............ 46 writing. 'l'lu- work ilmu- in lltilblililwlllllg is of lil'l'll'llllL' lsillk' .. .. 44 4-cluzll nu-rii. lla-gurflln-ss lil' ilu- long Yau-:liion My1'il-- iiifllll ...... .. 42 last fall. llu- stullm-nis liau- voulplm-lm-cl all ilu- M:u'gai'0t Crowlm-y .. .. 42 l'l'llllll'l'4l work. 'l'llis is ll i'a-4-owl for tliis sulm- lil-t'llic'v Ovkslzull' .. .. 42 ja-1-l' anal :li-sm-111-s praiss-. Mailmlm- Mills-1' ..,. .. 4l MK- slurulil lilca- tu sm-0 tlu- llllSillDiSlll2lll lluglu-y Billlll .. ,. 40 lake- il litilm- nuirm- intm-rst in svlu-ol :lll':1il's. Iillm-u l-lvnsti-rlf ........... 43 l'lxp0i'u-lu-4- is wlmf ilu- Stllllvlll lzu-ks, alul lu- 'l'Iu- following pupils Ilan- won tlu- Skill 4l vuniuml gi-1 ii willumui vo-opm-l':lfioii from ilu- Typists' Cx-i'filiz':ll1-s froin ilu- l,. U. Slllllll X 4-inploym-V. .Xro Ylll' willing in gin- ilu-rn :1 liros. 'l'ypuwri.4-r illllllllllilf, Milxvaulqi-4-, Wis- lrigll? 1-mlllsill: llav ll:-nm-tt ,, .. ill wuiwls an vn'nulm- COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT. . , , H ln ilu- 'l'Yl11'Wi'iliil--' 'IR-sts ilu- followiu'-' ullimm Ixoliliir 'I -L, .. - . T I I G , l'l:u'nula Horrlsoil ....... 40 pupils linux- won f'l'l.'illll'ill. s nl' i,l'4llll'll'lll:y lm' l.1mLimIu Mm-I-isml has tho highusi uvmluw. spl-1-nl :uul zu-viulzu-y in lypuig, tvrmn ilu- l lgllll'l in 'hm' fm, AM,l,l,nAt,Y in typing.. Imvingl mind ilwylwwliltlngi Umllmny' NNY Xmik pity: wi'iH1-n -IST wuruls witlumui illl l'l'l'Ul'. N SEXIOHS. 'l'lu- nanu-s of ilu-sv pupils am- iw-1-oiwli-ll in P1-igi-illgl lN'IlSlll0I'l' .,..,. SS worals a iuiuulc- llu- i'1-sps-s-tin- nllim-s ut' ilu- lypi-wrili-r vuln- Xvilllillll lin-pll-1' .,... .. 57 '4 priuim-s lilllt issiu- ilu- lliploluas, Zlllfi ilu-y lu-lu Al1ll'Q'llK'l'lll' 1l1'avc-llv ., 53 fu liiul positions for stullf-nts running to ilu- lhiyv IX-niu-H ..... .. BT vitim-s lo work. lh-lmiiug' Soi-is-ly. its 1'4-pre-sm-nlzlfivm-s lu-ing Yin'-finia lllulun, 9L't'1'L'lRll'Y. . . ' Q ' ', honors of the Atlu-nam-uin by 1-1-cc-:vang tlu- lulixzilu-tli lun'ln:1n. il'l'2lhllI'l'l'. FARRADY SCIENTIFIC SOCIETY I I ' 0 P dll? V i IA x Y Y X W' EJ A: H 'i wnffhffz ' -,,.lK,,-i x D Ll'l'lglfll2lI1'lY THE MISSING BONDS! It was a beautiful afternoon in April. A few moments ago the rain had come down in torrents. But now the sun was shining and every- thing looked so refreshing and sweet smelling. Madge walked along slowly enjoying every bit of it, for it was her holiday. She was to have the whole day to spend at home with little Nell, sweet, patient little Nell. As her thoughts turned to Nell, Madge hastened her steps for she dearly loved her unfortunate little sister. Madge was left alone to manage on a meager allowance for Eloisa, Nell, and herself. Eloisa was a beautiful girl just seventeen. Nell was ten, poor little dear she was so patient and loving. She had been Dad's treasure, she had an illness which resulted -in making her a cripple. Mr, Joh-ns had taken her to the best doctors, but they all shook their heads advising him to wait until Nell was a iittle older and stronger. Most of the day Nell was alone because Eloisa was at school, but she managed to amuse herself. Madge had trained as a nurse and at the end of the three years a large part of their moneyv was exhausted. and she was glad to find work at last to help out. At this her thoughts turned to Dad and a sigh left her that came from her heart. Madge's faher, Mr. Johns was a. large florid man with a jolly laugh and a smile for everyone. His girls just worshiped him. He was con- sidered to be in very good circumstances. One day coming home later than usual he told Madge he had transacted some important business and hadl bought fifty thousand dollars of bonds. He showed Eloisa and Madge the bonds and said, t'Now my dears if anything happens to mefl know you will be provided for. I have heard of a wonderful Doctor, to whom l ani going to take Nell next week. l had a. talk with a friend of his, a Dr. Mor1'ison, and he has great confidence in him. and is sure he can cure our darling. But such is life lor as James, the butler, went to Mr. Johns' room to call him next morning. he was found deadg he had died from heart failure. His girls were broken hearted. Nell took seriously ill from the shock which took Madge away from her troubles to look after Nell. lt was a long illness and there were times when the sisters dispaired of her life. To make thi-'ngs worse. when the will was read there was very little money to be found. Madge told the lawyer of the bonds. He also had beard about theln, but no trace of them could be found. In the LITERARY grief of losing her father, Madge had forgotten all about them until the will was read. Then there was a general search for them. Madge, Eloisa, and the servants searched the house from top to bottom, but could not find them, so they came to the conclusion that some one had stolen them during the funeral. The beautiful old home was sold and most of the furniture with it. Mr. Jones, the lawyer bought a little cottage a block away, and placed the remainder of the money in the bank. Nell, Nell, you dear little o1d'Woman you make me ashamed, I am so selfish. l'm glad you have made me think for now I won't bother dear sister about that party dress, for I can wear my white one just as well aid-fe. Here she comes, I heard the door open. Not a word about that dress now, dear, pr-:mise me. Madge opened the front door with a quicker step than usual. Her face was all smiles when she entered the small room used as parlor and living room which Eloisa had cleaned and straightened that morning. The few pieces of furniture were rich and massive, locking rather out of place in the small plain room. Madge looked around and a feeling of peace came over her. At least this was home. Nell and Eloisa came in from the kitchen where Eioisa had just placed the kettle on te stove to have tea. Nell spied the violets and an exclamation of delight came from her when Madge said, For you Nell. You will think me extravagent Eloisa, especially as my time is uptat Mrs. Geansons. But dear, through the kindness of Dr. Morrison, and here Eloisa noticed Madge's face turn just a shade pikiker, and was surprised that she had never noticed how really pretty, Madge was, I have secured another permanent position and you could never guess where, well, I will tell you, it's at the old home. Mrs. Hudson's 'little son is very delicate and I am to take care of him. He is Dr. Morri'son's patient. But I am afraid it will be painful to see the old home, our dear little Mother's room, and pc-or Dad, I will always see him sitting by the f're side telling Nell fairy tales. At this Madge was lost in thoughts, of the old days when they were all so happy, and the ever recurring mystery of the bonds. Well, dears, I must be at my new place early in the morning so we must make this a happy day. Eloisa, if there is anything I can do or fix bring it out, for I can't lose any time. No, Madge, you are not going to do a thing today, but rest. Nell and I are going to make a queen of you by waiting on you. So don't you dare move, I'l1 bring in the tea. The next morning Madge presented herself to Mrs. Hudson, and was pleased at the kindly way Mrs. Hudson received her. Little Roy was brought ia and touched Madge's heart at once. He was delicate and fragile, with big brown eyes that looked at Madge so lovingly. Mrs. Hudson was a very busy woman-and although she loved her child, and was worried, she couldn't spend much time with him. So she was glad to see that Madge was so motherly and that Roy to-ok to her at once. LITERARY Madge became more and more attached to her little charge, and the little fellow just worshipped her. Every day they took short walks, and would usually drop in to see Nell. Nell would then tell Roy a fairy tale, while lviatlge looked over things. Roy under the care of Dr. Morrison and Made, was picking up won- derfully. Mr. and Mrs. Hudson were rejoiced over the change in him. Dr. Morrison came once a week and took Madge and Roy out for a long ride in the country Often they would stop at a farm where the Doctor would invite them in as though he owned the place, for he was welcome' everywhere. The children loved him and climbed all over him. Madge and Roy would be shown all over the farn: then asked to dinner, which they enjoyed very much. Made had always wanted to be a red cross nurse, and go to France and nurse the soldiers. So when the trouble came, she chose this vocation. Eloisa, Madge said, must continue at school, and as for Nell, well, she could always pray that God would show her some way to cure little Nell. Once more Madge's thoughts turned to the beautiful day and she began to think of the country and its green fields. If she could only take Nell there. for the summer. At least she must get some violets for her, it would make her so happy and she surely could afford it today. Eloisa, Eloisa, where are you? cried Nell. Yes, dear, I'm coming what is it dear, pain again? questioned Eloisa. No, Eloisa, I was just thinking Madge said she would be through with Mrs. Geanson's case this week, isn't this the day? That's right dear, she'll be along soon and I must tidy the house before I fro, for you know how particular Madge is. Besides I want her awfully good natured when I get home tonight for I must have a new dress for the reception. You know Jack has asked to take IIIB. His sisters dress so well, and he'll notice my dress has been turned. Oh, Eloisa, I think it so pretty. Dear Madge is so clever. VVhat would we do without our darling Madge? Yes I know but, it's awful always wearing the same dress time after time, never anything new, always old clothes of mother's fixed over. Eloisa. don't be selfish just think oftpoor Madge never going any- where. When she has a holiday, it is spent working for you and me. I know, Eloisa, she longs for good tilnes and nice clothes the same as you do. Oh, huh Nell, what do you know about it. Madge doesn't go any- where, and as for dressing up, who's to see her? She never has a beau. She doesn't care for men, she doesn't even care for Jack and he is so kind to ine, just because he doesn't work. VVhy should he, when his father is so rich? Oh. dear, I wish Dad had told us where he put those bonds. , Say, Eloisa, do you know I think you are mistaken about Madge, hating men I know one she doesn't hate, and that is Dr. Morrison. LITERARY Eloisa, if you saw how beautiful she looked last holiday when she came home. You see Dr. Morrison happened to be at Mrs. Geansons when Madge was going home so he drove her there and she was so late that afternoon because the Doctor drove her way out to Greensville, and when they came in to see ine, Madge looked so beautiful, I just stared and stared at her, and I said, 'Madge what have you done to look so p1'etty?' Then you should have seen how hed she turned and looked own, and I saw the Doctor look at her with such a lonesome look and then he said, 'Yes, Nell she looks beautiful because of her drive to Greensville. That's where you ought to go, the two of you for a monthf That was when he told Madge all about that friend of his, that Doctor. Say Eloisa I sometimes think it's the same Doctor Dad spoke about taking me to. Madge told the Doctor, it couldn't he done yet. You see we h1ven't enough money. Oh, Eloisa, if I only could work and help Madge. Those were very happy days for Madge. Everything was going finely until one day, Mrs. Hudson called Madge from the garden, where Roy and she were loitering. Roy was playing with a little pup that Dr. Morrison had just brought to him. ' Madge came in answer to Mrs. Hudson's call, to write some invi- tations for her. She was busy at this task when she heard a scream from Roy. Madge's heart stood still for a moment before she could rush from the room. She realized it was Roy that had cried and looked towards the garden, then toward the gate, as she saw a car stop and heard excited voices near by. She flew to the gate, and there to her horror, was Roy, with a cut in his head. The blood streaming from it. She was horrified for a moment. then rushed to Mrs.Hudson's room, looking for her. Some one turned down the bed clothes, and urged her to lay the child down, which she did, Madge soon same to her senses and was the practical nurse. When the strange doctor came she had done everything she could for the little fellow. He was still uncon- scious ibut the doctor said it was not serious, and he would soon be around, only a slight cut. As the doctor worked on Roy, he had moved him to the foot of the bed, where more light came from the window. Madge unconsciously in her agitation, took hold of the big post at the head of the bed. Wlieii the doctor pronounced it not serious, she dropf ped her hand suddenly and the top of the post dropped to the floor. Mechanically she picked it up, thinking she had broken it, but was sur- prised to see a thread on the wood, as though it had screwed on. She was more than surprised, because as she looked she recognized the bed as the old four poser bed belonging to her mother, the one her father had died in. Just then thevdoctor called to her to undress Roy. So she laid the knob on the dresser near by. K M w In a short time Roy had regained consciousness, and told how his little puppy had run out of the gate and, as he wouldn't ,lose him for any- thing, for Dr. Morrison would think he neglected him and didn't appre- ciate his gift, Roy ran after the dog. He ran out of the gate and into the LITERARY road. That was all Roy knew, for a car had struck him. But the driver had turned the car a11d only the tire had st1'uck him and thrown him to the ground. Roy was taken to his own room and was soon sound asleep. Then Nu1'se Madge returned to straighten Mrs. lluds0n's room. As she turned to the dresser she saw the knob of the post. She took it and went to the bed, when the thought came to her that she had nevcr known that the knob came off. All at once a thought came, that per- haps the bonds might be hidden here, So placing her fingers in the re- ceptacle she could 1'eally feel something, but could not hold on to it. Just at this exciting moment, M1'S. Hudson came in and said, Why what in the world are you doing Madge, what are you so excited about? Madge turned to Mrs. Hudson and explained to her what she ex- pected. Mrs. Hudson was as excited as Madge herself. She rang for the butler and asked him to bring something to grab hold of the papers, which were rolled tightly and tied with a string. On opening them, sure enough they proved to be Madge's bonds. No one was more happy than Mrs. Hudson. Dr. Morrison had heard of Roy's mishap and hastened to see his patient, also to see Madge as he had good news to tell her. Mrs. Hud- son left them alone with Roy. Madge, dear, said Dr. Morrison, I have always loved you, as you know, but now you have no excuse to refuse me, as I have just received word -of a large legacy left me from an uncle in England. So now dear, you can't say you and your dear ones will be a burden to drag me down. To his surprise Madge turned to him all aglow with ltappiziess, for he had expected to meet some objections on ace-sunt of Nell. Yes, dear, Madge said, lt shall be as you wish, for l come to you no longer as a burden, for I have found the bonds. Madge and Dr. Morrison were quietly married, and Nell was cured by the wonderful doctor, whom Dr. Morrison had recolnmended. She grew up to be a very sweet young lady. Eloisa, well, she was wiser than 'o marry Jack. She took a fellow that was working his way up in life, and intended to make good. ' Mu1'iel Price, 222. A MODERN 16TH CENTURY ROMANCE. CHARACTERS: l:l'l'll2ll'll York. a young' country swaiu. Vlairm- llarliin-4. tlie lady ol' his ln-art. and ll2lllg'lllt'l' ol' :1 pracii'-:el l'arun'r. Miss k42lllllllN'll, ai school fmlcllci' llHill'1lllIg,l at llarliins' for the smniu -1 llnliin XYatkins. a college farmer. l lar-c llarlcins' orchard. two rllll'l'l'K'lll parts. Timm- Nllllllll0l'. SUIGNIG l. Oruliartl. llay after Miss l'illlllllJ0ll'S arrival. Vlairc. mlresseml in a lain-l'c4l Qllljjllillll wliw-ss. lying in a lllllllllllwli. reall- LITERARY ing' zlloml. 'l'ho I,l'I'II:4 ol' Llllly Ashton ..lltl Ill'l' Itllllill I.ovo ZIIIII 'Ill'll'lllI1IIl.ll hx' Ilillll-V Ilowclro 1. Sho wiwllos IIUI' ll2ll't' toos ill t'XL'ltl'Ill0llt :ls sho rolllls. . . . as ,, I.:llly Ashton omlttoll ll. faint cry :ls sho Stllg'g't'I't'll hzlolc :lgllinst tho wllll. 'I'ho Iilllwk Ihlko was Illlllll hor. VIlll0II Sllklllf not lollxo this towel' till tholl nrt Illj' wEt'o! Ilo orioll in il lIllllltlt'l'UllN yoioo. -IIlSl tllllll il mighty IIIHSI. I'I'0Ill il llllglt' SOIIIIIIUII oloall' illlll l0llll. ' t'lll'sos! ' hissoll tllo llllko, Ilo is l'UIll0.u 'l'Il:- llool' hm-st UIIUII, Illlll witll il gllllllllt OZIITII gil' Montroso IilClllIt'II- tIt'l'lIElQ' Lsllloolot springs lllltlll tho villzlill illlll IIlll'lS Ililll oyol' tho bzlttlo- mont. 'ixhlll I.:llly IllIIIl',u Ilo whispoll as ho folds ll0l' to his llozlrt. Ill2IiI'l'2 Uh, tlk'IlI'. if Iiornio wlls only liko that. Sho sighs :lllll olosos Il l' oyos, 4lI'l'ClIllIllg' oi' IIOVIIIU, illlll liillls zlsloop. NCIGNIC 2. Ill Zllltlilllll' pzll't ol' tllo Ul'i'l12lI'II. Bliss lllllllllllvll is sitting lIll4ll'I' Il troo Uilflllg illl zlpplo :lllll roalllillg. With zl Ioml l'I'2lL'Ii. :l limb llL'tlI'IIIj,f II l'l'l'L'IilL'll-l'ilt'0tl, IOP-02ll't'4l oolllltry lzlll lillltli Ilosillo hor. , liI'Ilt'lUlIh!,l Sho springs to hor fcot Elllll st'l0'o'o1's 'lU2lIIlSl tho troos- . ' ear-J f 2- gl'o:llly sl-zlroll. QIZIIIIILZ WIl:lt ill tllo llilllll' of QOUIIIIPSS 2lI'i' ylill llp to? Born. IIEIIIHIIIIIIQ' fllriollsly Zlllll looking IIOXYII llt his torn UYUYZIIISQZ XVI-Il, ol' Il yol' soo it's this El-KIIIXY. Say, wllo ho yt-Y Iil2lIlK'l'H :lt Ilt'l' oity olotllos t'lII'I0ll5Iy. l':lmp.: I'm il tml:-Ilol' Il02lI'llIIl'Lf :lt I'l2ll'IilllS, for tho S1IIIlIIIt'l'.l. I4ol'll: NYIl:lt' Ililyilll lt'2lt'IlYu Ilo Ili'l'Ulllt'S loss SIISIDIVIUIIS Zlllll his Il2llIll'2ll ollriosity gots tho IJl'l'll'l' ot' his UlllliilI'l'2lSSIlIt'Ill. ' t':lmp.: ICllglisll. IIl'I'Il.2 I'Illg'lisll? Mystiiioll. llilllllhl Yos. :lII tho SII2lliUSIlUilI'lIlII plays. You must IIQIYO Ill'2lI'fl of thom. I'It'I'II.2 Uh, yoh. alll thllt I'ool'sh stlltI'. Say. will, will you lozll'll IIIO SUIIII' ot' lllill llllllliY Iih, Il XUI' lillow l'l2lIl't', sho's olo' Illilll IIIIVIQIIISI gill, sho's 4'I'Il lx-ll on thzlt' stllII'. Bliss llillllllljtlll sl-oillg SUIIIO IPIIII. t':lmp.: l'l'l'fIllllIy. I'll tosll-h yon somo of that, but first why NVCTL' you llp ill that two? Ill-l'll.: NYoll. its this 2lAIIUXY.,l Ilo soos Miss CZIIIIIIIJUII kimlly smilo Zllltl WIIVIIIS to COIlIIllt'Ill't'. A, yol' soo, Rlllll' Watkins, what was nlllls al sissy. Wvlll tol' 0110 o' thoso lligll-brow sollools WIlL'I'0 tlloy tlllllll, lCill'll yL'l' IIUIIIIII- ox:-opt porty III2lIlIlt'I'S. XYoIl. I Iowo ho's rigllt olovor, hut Ilo's got too mm-h tlllllvisil IlIilIlIlL'l'4 for those ll2ll'lS. llo's Illlll'Il on t'I:lil'o, 0l'-2l- woll I Stlflill Iikol' too. Ilo pzlssos IIUI' zlll tho stylish Stlllll :lhollt 'lll'2l1' ohl Jhllllll Maxtor' ol' solllotllillg' lilao tllllt. t'l:lil'o, sllo Illlllli. think Ilm Yllllliltllf Ulltlllgfll, so I gots loft ollt. Ilo slzo EIS Ilow Ilo is tl goin' to ollll this III-tl'l'4 noon. I jQs got III? ill tho tl'oo to soo if Ilo wzls l'UIlllIl.. Il' I git Ililll I'll IQIIUUIQ Ilis liltlo tll'I'lIy ill fol' him! t':llllp.: I soo. XIX-ll. I'Il tozloh you Slllllll ol' HIl2lli0SlIL'llI't'.S IHISSQIQUS tillll XVIIUII Mr. Xl':ltkills UOIIIUS I'll illl-lo 4'Ill'0 of llilll. Now llSlt'll, ,lfll Silj' SUIIIPIIIIIILQ' :lllll yoll lIIl'IlIUI'iZK' it. I.ot's soo- LITERARY Bern.: Hhe's got blue eyes and black hair, eagerly. CQIIIIILZ Oh Claire, oh Claire, you are so fair, ol' raven hue your lwau- tiful hair. Ilernie repeats it. llilllllhi t'laire. sweetheart mine tyou must' put your hanels to your heart when you say thatj: every tlllll' l look into your lJl'lIIlIlllIl,!: eyes ol' lu:-ious blue. I feel uiysell' trausportlwl into heautiful liellls, I swear. Nli.. Bern. text-itemllyj: Here eoines ,Rube NYatkins! Canip.: All right, all rigls-t, 4Ion't get ext-itetlg you just go over anal tall: to Claire. l'Il take eare of Rube lVatkins. lixit Bernie. Miss t'aniplxell eliullms into the lower ln'ann-lies ot' the tree anml waits. .lust as ,Rube is passing she drops with a St'1't!2lllI. Rube: Oh, dear nie! Miss li2llllIIllt'll rolls over with a groan. Ruhe hastens to lier siile. liuhe: Aly clear young lamly. may I he of the least assistanee to you Miss Cilllllllltlll groans. CZIIIIILZ OIL how ean I ever get haekg oh, uiy ankle, oh clear. oh dear! Rube: l'ar4lou gentle lllilllillll, may I inquire your I'OSlIlt'llK't'Afu Ilelps her to a sitting position. Cauip.: tiraL-ions! l'u1 staying' at. the ltllltllllllg' House, Zlllll it's two niiles awayf' She seems to he reeovering' rapiclly. Rube tgallantlyl: l'll get a teaiu at llarkius' auil eseort you to ICn4l- Ilurgf' CIIIIIILZ Oh tlear, I, just trierl to hire a teaiu auil they're all out. Nlaylve I eoulml walk il' l leauetl on your shonltler anrl restefl every little way. She gives him one of her most coquettish smiles and he falls. lixit. Bliss t'aiupb:-ll and ,Rube talking' gaily. SCENIC 21. Claire tloxing in hannuoek. linter Bernie. 1 Bern.: Awake fair Claire, awake. Claire lstill half asleepl: Ali! at last my love. Bern. tamlvaueing' with his hanil to his heartlz Uh t'lafre. oh t'laire. at the eounty fair I think your raven when ,l see your hair. Claire lsleepilyl: Ah, uuleetl, you are iny own hrare lilllglll. lain- liraee nie. Bern. tpassiouately throws his arms about herl: l'laire, every time I look into your tlelieious eyes ,I feel uiysell' trausplanteil to oiher tielmls I swear. 1 swear -a-av Claire lawakesjz Bernie stoplw Bern.: I won't! Be mine! Claire: I,et's ask Pa. l clicln't know you was so grauml anfl heroiv. 'I always thought you were too l1l'2I.ClLICtLl.n Iixit. llantl in hantl. --ROIiICII'l' IIAIIIIIS. LITERARY SHAKESERIOUS DRAMAS. Speech on Penmanship and Other Favorite Customs. High School Opinion Expressed in Gallery. Act 1-Scene 1. Enter speaker on penmlanship- Gallery- Speaker- Gallery- Speaker- Exeunt- Enter also Exeunt- Speaker- Arm movement penmanship was first practiced by a man who lived in- Put him in irons!-pinch him. I wish to say that we will have no- more remarks from gallery. I will now demonstrate the correct way of wind up the arm before commencing to write, which only will take five minutes. to do. Threats and obscene language. Complete satisfaction and applause from balcony and parquet, filled with school board and other good writers. We must have no more remarks from the gallery, will some gentleman go up and stop the noise? Exeunt, gallery silencer. Scene 2. Profane mutterings and fighting in gallery,-quick ac- tion all through scene. Censored. Gallery silencer with black eye. Case eggs through gallery back door. Exit eggs from gallery, enter stage accompanied by onions. Speaker, eggs following. Scene 3. Enter second speaker on stage. Speech on no school on Saturday or exams. Thunderous applause from gallery, hubbub and dissatis- faction disturbs tranquil silence of parquet. School on Saturday tends to demoralized the necessary activity of the students, by too much work. Deafening applause and assent from gallery and cries of bravo. Enter Parquet-two cases eggs, selected grade. Exit- Gallery- Exit and enter stage with terrific velocity, fire hose also turned 011 stage. Speaker without bowing. Compliments and hand shakes, scene of action in par- quet for time. Encore speaker incessantly. Re-enter Speaker-Accompanied by canvas umbrella to ward off egg at- tacks. Speaker encored three times by gallery. Re-enters, bows,-exits with egg logged in 'back of neck by parquet LITERARY straight shot. Encored again but forced to retire-odds against him. Additional encore suppressed by police force, a11d use of Hemi pipes. Screen on stage reads Good Night. Curtain. Exeunt-fe Parquet and balcony victorious. Exit Also- Gallery with long faces. Dem. Helen. Helen. Dem. Helen. Dem. Helen. Dem. Helena Note-Due to unpopularity of first speaker,- the first two scenes were considerably shortened. George Wickstrom, '20. AFTER ACT 1-SCENE 1. Scene. 21st hour. A room in the house of Demetrius. Enter Helena and Demetrius. I love thee not, why come you to my house? I am not here because of love, though I Do dote upon thy sweet and loving face. Upon the evil deeds of men, do you Come here to see me at this time o' day If it hath nought to do with love relate Thy niessageg and then hie thee from this place. I pray thee love, be not so rude, and you Had treated me more civilly, I would Have told of my message 'ere now. Then out with it you ling'ering pest. Speak forth Thy message and then fly from out this house. For I do not desire to be seen In company with such a maid as thou. But give me time to let my speech come forth. Thou art like the d1'unkard who doth wish To get the wine from out the jug. But turns The jug so that he getteth none at all. I would you were like the jug. That all The wine would come at once or none at all. But come, proceed, in short, grow to a point. I will, and thou will listen patiently. Lysander and his love Hermia have planned To fly this place. And to a certain wood They go. VVhere laws are such that they may I would I had the dog with me right now, l'd kill the beast and then I'd tan his hide. I'll follow them and get the maid, though I Do kill youth in the attempt. tExitJ And I will follow 'thee. tExitJ wed. Louis Lemieux, '2l. LITERARY An account of Friday, March 21, 1919 The First Day Of The B. B. Tournamefat. On my arrival home from school at noon, I was much pleased to find that my younger brother had brought my big brother's dinner down to him and I would not have to go with it. Ifn this good humor I sat down to that pleasant task of refilling my unusually small food containing capacity. It had been a lo'ng time since my slim and hur- ried lzreakfast, so dinner took a little more time than usual. Wlieii I was again filled I asked permission to go out in the woods for the noon. fNo school on account of the tournament.J I was then told that after I had done my share of the home duties I could go. During this time my younger brother had returned home and in a few minutes was begging me to lend him fifty cents to go to the games with. Now, I had only eighty small cejats between me and starvation but I kindly informed him that after he had done my work I would lend him the required bits providing he would pay me back five cents more. I had now exactly thirty cents left but this was enough to suit my purpose. Takiag my gun I hurried to the nearest hardware store and made a purchase of a box of rifle bullets. Then I made .my 'hike for the near- est pine trees. As I short cutted across the pine plains I began to take in the scenery, In my previous hurry I had not stopped to no- tice what kind of a day it was. The kind spring sun was doing its best to warm the earth, while the defiant, dirty bit of snow that remained did its best to chill it. The sky and the lake were both dark blue a'nd the white capped waves dashed merrily against the rocks for there was a slight breeze from the southg this truly seemed a perfect day. There were no little lll81'1'y birds to pipe their gratitude for the weather but as I paused to load my gun, I heard and saw a large black crow perched on a greasy looking pine tree. On spying me he let out a long raspy caaaaaaw and flapped his long bony wings, This was the poor brutes fune1'al hymn, for steadiyng my trusty rifle, I fired and upon opening my eyes beheld the old thing lying apparently lifeless on the hard cold ground. I hurried to the spot and as I dealt the iinish- ing blow, I thought of how this old c1'ow, would never again rob poor little birds nests, would steal no more grain from poverty stricken farm- ers, and wake no more the drowsy hobo from his morning nap. Care- lessly flinging the bird aside I tried to continue my walk in the same old care free manner before, but bow some dark clouds covered the sun, the cold North wind howled its dreary song, and the once beautiful Lake Superior became dark, grey, and ferocious. Buttoning up my coat I turned my feet homeward but I could not chase away my thoughts of that crow. The way I had killed and criticized the poor thing made me think of how some day my end would come. How some day some superior being would pick out this poor ragged old beggar that howled in the streets, and as he dealt the dying blow would say, There! Villian! Never again sfhalt thou boot poor young kids around, never again shalt thou steal poor father's apples, and never again shalt thou keep thy neighbors awake with the tooting of thine old cornet horn. Now one more rule is added to my mental superstition calendar. LITERARY Never kill a crow in March. lt is as bad as stepping on a black c1at's tail at twilight. The end is sure to conieg if you are wise prepare for it, if not. keep on eating and drinking in the same merry old way. Note to Readers: The thoughts of this piece are true but the ac- tors are smuewlmt exaggerated. Milton S. Robinson. Dear Ann: I get to work after sehol to nite so it is necessary for me to write during school hours if Mr, Rosa don't catch me at it. This is first period alid Miss Campbell is sitting as usual at the desk up in front. She thinks l'ni reformed and that l'm not wasting my time a usual but she ain't so smart as she thinks. I suppose you will be quite surprised to learn that the Marquette High School girls have made up a literary society, copying us felluhs as usual, and called it the Atliebeefium or something like that. I don't think that's such a awful good name for a literary society but those girls aint happy unless they do something silly like last week a bunch cf 'em cami to school wearing luinbcr-Jack outfits and flanizel shirts - :ilwas copyiig its Iellehs as usual. There awful to argue with, they get about six miles awzxy from the Quesfion and jzibber about two hours on some little obscure point. Like in my English class Miss Campbell said we could do what we liked on Friday which wasn't so because she put Geo. XVic-kstrom in charge and he got up a general disrcussiei otlwimmins :sufferage pee! we got mad at those girls, they wouldu't give a. fellah a chance to say a word. XVe sure there goats tho because we di:ln't give them a chance to say all they wanted to. It is now the Seventh period. Ann, a'1d I will UOIIIIIIPQ this Ieitcr il' I don't get bawled out by Mr. Hinds for wasting my time irrezfead cf' making' up my chemistry like l'm supposed to. You Muuising grirfs ought to get up a literary society because its supposed to irnproye your YOC1lIIllI2Il'Y. Of course, I do'i't mean fhat your vo:'.ib1'lary ie small, Ann. I ain't mean eniJuf:,h to take cracks at other people just because I have some training in the Debating Sociefyg but you can have lots ot parties and such thfias. I suppose th:1t's about all tlie girls society will do is give parties, girls can't take no interest in sub- jects that iequire deep thought anyhow. XVe had a jitney dance Friday af'erno'm and I wished yoiz ww: l1e1'e. There certzxii ily is some swell dancers in M. ll. S, I don't ineaw that you aint a grod dancer Ann, what I mean is that I wish you could see them dance. Of course I don't eujoy dancing with nobody but yfwu. I wish some of the other Muwising girls could get nt few lessons frozn M. H. S. But you can't blame them for not being good dancers as there is nobody there to teac-h them anything new. I ani now down in lylisza Scott's room a'1d will be here till five because I said yes to my seat mate during special period. XVcll Ann, I think I will close and do my solid geotreiry for tomorrox'.', I am pretty well cxiept that I'm quite busy and don't. have time to XV1'It6 much. Hoping: you are the same. I am Yours, ELIOT. SCHOOL ORGANIZATIONS FARRADY SCIENTIFIC SOCIETY. Nlnrvli 5. lillfl. 'l'lu' llll'l'lllllLl' was czlllvcl to orclvi' by Mr. lilliwon. illll lDl'1'hlll nt. Noll was vnllml mul tlu- niinnlvs of tluf last nuwiing 1'1'2lll and :lppl'ox'v1l. l on1' now llll'llllll'l'S upplivml for :uul 1'0L'0iv01l 2lClllliSSl0ll into the sovii-ly. 'l'lu- snlijvc-l for ilu- L'YL'lllllQ'S lll'0Q.1'I'2llll was Win-loss 'l'vli-gl':1pl1y. Willizxni 'l':iyloi' galw ilu- history. Allll'i'Olll'S 2lIllHll'2ltl1!-3 was mls-swilu-il by Nlr. Ni-lson. linrt illill'li gzlvi- tlu- tlwory ol' tlu- wireless toli-gyzlplly. mul Philip IR-lissicr lolml ot' tlui Bloilorn App:1mi,1ls. A g.-nurzll flisi-nssion fol- lowril. As tlll'l'0 was no nuwu linsini-ss, flu- nu'ufing' zuljon1'l11-ml. Blairvll lil. lillll. Alon-ting vzillcul io orilvl' liy ilu- lll'l'Sllll'lli'. 'l'lu- roll was 1-nllml :uul ilu- lnfnnivs ol' tlu- last nu-vting rm-:ul :uul upprovul. It nw niow-il. sm-uoiuli-el mul 4-z11'1'in-ml. that any lllllllllN'l' who has niissvml tlnw-v l'UllSl'l'llilYl' nuwlings. wiilionl ai goiul vxm-llsv, lu- snspvlulc-ml. 'l'lu- lPl'lbgl'illll was :is follows: 'l'lu- 'l'luiorivw oi' Anvioni llllllI7SUllll0l'S., ...IIUl'l.l'llS0 liiluwslnil Nl'lllIl2ll' llypotluisis .......,........ ...Hi-orgo NYll'liSIl'0Ill Pziiu-tismzil 'l'lu-ory ..................... ,.l.onis l.o3lii-nx l,USSllllllill'S ol Lilo Zlllll IJlll1'l' ll2lllZ'iS ............... , ..... l'lI'2lllli lillison A Q'1'llK'l'2ll ilisvnssion I'ollowffil. A ll-w 0Xlll'l'lllll'lltS wi-ro lll'l'il1l1'lIll'4l by Xlr. l,vKliunx, mul ilu- nu-uting was 2llliOlll'lll'll. April Ili, 1919. 'l'lu- nuivting was calllrml to 0l'1ll'l' by Mr. lillison. The roll was L-allud zuul tlur lllllll1i,US wuru rczul and approved. The C01lIlllItt00S on suslwnsion g':u'v ilu-il' rs-port. 'l'lul lll'UtLfl'2llll was as follows: 'l'1-rrvsliul AIEIQIIUHSIII ......... .. . .......,..,. ........ l 'll'2lllli lillison l,0l'lllIllll'llt Al2lg'lll'i'lSlll . ...llzlrolil Nm-lson Alllg'll0ilSlll ...................,,. ...Mix S. ll. Hinds Applic-aiiion of lClovi1'o-Blaigiu-2isni .. ...lC1l. ill7llStllllL'0 liuliu-lion .................................... ............... I lnrt Clark Miss Bnilvy gnu' the :ulvisofs 1'vpo1't, :incl a general discussion fol- lowwl. aiffvi' wliivlu ilu' nivuting was 2!Il.lOlll'llllll. April Sill, ltllil. All'l'llIlg xzilli-ml to Ul'lll'l by the prusimli-iii. li, was niovwl, sm-oiuluil mul k'2ll'l'lk'fl that only onv more incvting' bu lu'lml. The lll'Ugl'illll will lu- ot' spew-inl z1H1'zu'tion. nmny l'02ltlll'0S to be inirculiu-oil. The lll'Ug'l'2llll for tlu' 1-vm-iiilig' vonsisioil of: l. l'. N. l'lu'inii-:il xY2ll'liill'l' Sviwivu . ..l'll'Glllli lillison 2. li. S. f'lIl'lllll'2ll xAv2ll'l'2ll'0 Survivu .. ...l.:1vinn Clvvcn this Klzxsla lll'lll1lllHll'2lilUll ...................,......,..... l'Ivvl'i-tt l.2lllKll'y A glwu-rail rl'si-nsfon followvnl, :1l'10l' wllic-ll the nu-cling was 2lll,iU1ll'lll'll. THE LINCOLN DEBATING SOCIETY. Mzirvli lil. llllil. 'I'lui nu-vt'ng was vzlllril to orfloi' by tlu- prosimluilt. 'l'lu- llllt'SilUll of llRlYlllQ' :i lll'lHli'0 wiili lilllltlllllllg was signin lmronglit up auul it wus mlcviila-rl tlml if no worcl was l'l'l'0lYlill fron! tlu-ni liy ilu' next nu-L-ling ilu- lnzxtlvi' wonlsl lug- mlroppm-ml. Ns-wlu-1'i'y, as il il'-halting rival, was also givvn tlui 0lll'I' ovm-1'.'f 'l'lu' qnvstion for mlolizliv wus: Rc- solwfl. 'l'l1:1t tlu- Anu-rim-:ui pi-oplo :u-tual wism-ly in clouting 21 lnnjority of lh-lmlmlimliis to vzulli llUllSU of flu- now C'OIIlQ'l'l'SS, rzltlu-1' illilll ai inzljority of ll1'lllUL'l'iliS.'. 'l'lu' llvplllilivzliis wvro lvml liy Mr. 'llrilozli' zuul ilu- IJUIIIO- SCHOOL ORGANIZATIONS crats by Mr. W'ellman. Most of the support was for the Republicans. A few went to the Demoeratie side of the house, and a couple that did not have any energy at all stayed neutral. After a good, long, bitter tight, the meeting adjourned. March 24, 1919. Meeting ealled to order by the president. The :nin- utes of the last meeting were read and approved. The little word XIX was attached to ,lshpeming's tail, instead of a eau, when Mr. Miller an- nounced that all negotiations were otl'. Probably they were afraid we were going to give them a drubbing, like we did in football. NVell, who knows? We don't. The evening's question for debate was: Resolved, That the llnited States should enter a League of Nationsf, Mr. E. Miller and Mr. Densmore upheld the atlirmatire, and Mr. Clark and Mr. LeMieux took the negative side. The judges. Messrs. ltloflat, York and Spear, deeided unan- imously in favor of the atlirmative. Mr. Rosa gave the eritic's report, and a general debate followed. March Ill, 15119. Meeting called to order by the president. The min- utes of the last meeting were read and approved. The question for a de- bate with Xewberry was brought np, and it was decided that, Newberry wanted a lot aml wanted to give little, as they wanted us to debate them on a question which they had debated three or four times. Mr. Treloar and Mr. Miller challenged any two members of the society to a debate. Messrs. lillison and Constance accepted. lt was decided to challenge one of the Normal societies to a debate. The debate for the evening was on the question, Resolved, That the literacy test on ir. nigration should be abolished. Messrs. Ellison and Bernard were on the allirmative, and Messrs. Bittner and llansen on the negative. The judges, Messrs. Treloar, Motl'at aml George Johnson decided two to one in favor of the negative. Mr. Miller announeed that April 28 elections for next year's ollicers would be held. Messrs. Bittner, Swanson aml Anderson ehallenged lilly others for a debate the Zlst of April. Messrs. Nl'ellman, Larson and llracher ae- eepting. Messrs. t'lark. LeMieux and .leason's challenge for a debate the l-tth of April was accepted by Messrs. li. Miller. llensmore and Spear. Mr. Rosa gave the eritic's report, and the meeting was adjourned. April T, ltllll. The meeting was called to order by the president. Minutes of the last meeting read and appl'oved. The program was on th.- question: Resolved, That the tentative eonstitution for a league of na- tions as read to the plenary session of the Peace t'onferenee by President lVilson on February l-t, ltiltl, should be adopted. The atlirmative con- sisted ot' Messrs. t'onstanee and Clark and the negative of Messrs. Miller and Treloar. Mr. Bittner ocenpied the ehair during the debate. The judges, Messrs. McLean, llensmore and Larson, decided two to one in favor of the negative. After the critic's report, the meeting was adjourned. April l-t. 1919. Mr. Miller called the meeting to order. lt was moved. seconded and carried that no new members be admitted to the Lineoln Debating' Society and that no member who has been absent for the last three consecutive meetings should be re-admitted, unless he has a reason- able excuse. The seeretary was appointed to tell those members that eame under the motion that they would not be able to attend the last. party. The question for debate was, Resolved, That the United States should enter into reciprocal trade treaties with other nations. Messrs. SCHOOL ORGANIZATIONS llensmore and Spear upheld the aflirmative, Mr. li. Miller being unable to attend, and Messrs. Clark, Lellieux and Jeansou the negative. The judges, Messrs. Moffat, George Johnson and XVellman, rendered a unanimous de- cision in favor of the negative. Mr. Rosa gave the critic's report, and the meeting was adjourned. April 28, 1919. Meeting called to order by Mr. Miller. On account of the Huw ban, no meeting was held. April 14. The society elected as next year's oflicers: Mr. J. Miller, President. Nr. B. Clark, Vice President. Mr. l . Ellison, Secretary. Mr. A. Peterson, Treasurer. 'l'he remainder of the evening was occupied by a mock t1'ial. Helge Paulson was accused of rushing the can into bone d1'y Michigan. He was finally proved guilty, but was 'tlct off without a sentence, probably due to his good looks. The last regular meeting of the society thus closed. FATE. She left him in the autumn, when all the thigns were dead, And now she came in springtime and finds that he has wed. She called him fool and coward, 'twus a funny thing to do, For was not she the same one who last year he came to woo? Before you leave this garden, you shall be slain by mine own knife! And they fought togetherg you bet it XVEIS some strife! She soon emerged victorious, anyone would have known that, 'Cause had she not the eyes and fingernails of a cat? l'pon thc wayside hillside, his grave can still be seen, And once in every two years this maid comes there to lean. -KLU KLAIX. FOOLISHNESS. He is long and lean, and rough, XVhen he speaks his voice sounds tough, llis shoulders are bowed like trees in the winds, He looks ferocious whenever he grins. His shoes which are numbered seventeen, lVere worn out on the village green, His knees knock together whenever he runs, Ile looks like half a dozen bums. The frogs in the pond are more graceful than he, In the morning he starts out on an all-day spree. XYhcn midnight comes he homeward turns, And roams about while the kerosene burns. XVhen he dies and to the morgue is taken, He cannot look more forsaken, And when in his coffin as a corpse he will lay, They will rest his head on a pillow of hay. -HUGH XVALLACE. . ALUMNI. it 1905 Fred Krafft-President of class of 1905 is living at Chicago where he is head of the enipioylnent and safety eilginvc-ring dopartinent ot the Aingrimur school of c:o1'i'e':nonden:e - Maud E. Hallstroin-Teaching in Seattle. N Claire Drake-Service. 1906 Chas. Felllnan---Sup't -of lnines at XVakefield. Mich. Elizabeth Moln'1nan-4Teac11ing Sth grade in Froebel School-Man quette. 1907 Alex. Finlay-Chief Engineer--wat Lake Shore Engine Vilorks. Llewellyn Drake--XVas dentisi in army and is now studying spe- rial course in U. of M. and will resume deiitistry in ritv sown. 1908 Bernard Pii1llSOl1g-vviul the Aincrican Legation in Denmark. 1910 Pearl Tlll'1i91'ffTOI1C111112: Fourth street schcol in L-ity. Mary Doetsch-Employed -at Marquette National Bank. Donald Begoln---Secretary at Lake Shore Engine VVorks. Pearl Lewis-Employed at N. S. N. Jcarrito Luiidquist--Teaches third grade in Third street. school ol' vity. Ehna Krafft-'1'eaching departmental work in Detroit. Andrew Sweet--Captain in fll'1l1y -I'1llgil16Ql'S. Arvid Paulson--Saw service in France, was a lieutenant, and has received his honorable discliarge. 1911 F. Hurburt Begole Jr.--Discharged from Navy. Mary Holly'-llhnployecl in the insurance department of the First Nat'l Bank of Boston. Grace St. JohnfAIs now Mrs. Rudolph Johnson and is residing in Ironwood. Tracey Kaye-Is finishing the mediral course at Ann Arbor. Helen 'People Has been inarried to Rex De Haas. Lilla liurtless-Mairierl and living at Trout. Creek. llanl ALUMNI Raymond .lohnstonwls employed in the Marquette County Savings C. Maiguerite Kimball els Mrs. P. B. Hatch and they are making their home in town. Kill: Waifrirl Larson-ls employed at the Marquette National Bank. Stepliei Lowney-Has returned from service overseas. Marjorie Mathews-Teaching at Kalamazoo. Jean ll'IcCombs-Is M1's. F. J. Kepler and is making her home in city. iii vt Ixlclntosh -Is teaching in Hibbing. Gregory Mcl.1t3sh-ls in the service. Agnes Nix- ls l'.'Ol'lilllg in D. S. S. lk A. office. 1913 Alma Sclixvawtz--'ls employed at the First National Bank. Edith llpperstroni-Is working at the Marquette Co. Savings Bank. Myrtle Trevillion--ls teaching in the Domestic Scieiice depart ment of the N. S. N. Grace Johnston-Is employed in the offices of the D. S. S. .Q A. Railroad. Estelle Patrick--ls Mrs. Ray Zerbel, who recently returned from 0 l'lYl'LlCl1f5 SlxI'Vll'Q. 1915. Blanche Shirkey-ls employed in the office of the Furnace depart- ment of the C. C. l. Co. Marie Ayctte ls employed in the offices of thc Longyear and Hodge shop. rapl 1916 Lester Casper---ls living and employed in Detroit. Floyd liymer-els living in Marquette. Margaret Lewis-ls attending the Baraga school taking up stenog- iy. Franc-is Girard-Is attending N. S. N. 1917 Alida Anderson is employed in the D. S. S. .Q A. R. R, offices. Cl1:irlol,te Cummiigs and Lydia Ford a1'e attending N. S. N. Sadie Hill is a reporter for the Mining Journal. Anna Linquist-Is employed in the offices of the D. S. S. AQ A. Mzwgaret Kaichen--Married and making her home in Detroit. Mary Kern--Librarian in Public library of city. Bartlett King and Frank Lewisfewere killed in action in France uliile serving heioically for their count1'y. thc May Krafft -Married and living at Bessemer. John Murray'--is at home having been honorably discharged from army. Percy O'Meara-ls in his country's service. Burt VVutt-Chief Draftsman at Lake Shore Engine Wo1'lcs. Sarah Morrison-Is employed at the Marquette National Bank. Hazel Hanford-is now Mrs. Dawson and is teaching in the Domes- ALUMNI tic Science department while her husband is serving his country, Selma Rydholm-Teaching at Davenport, Iowa. May Beaumont' Married to George Brotherton and residing in Gwinn. Chas. E. Begolef-Book kceper for Lake Shore Engine XVorks. James Block is in service overseas. Constance Cleary-Is a reporter for the Daily Mining Journal. Rollin Drake-Is serving in the intelligence department of the a 1-my, making maps. Leslie LeVeque-Has received his honorable discharge from ser- vice. Margaret Ocl-:stadtfTe:u'hing in Marquette. 2nd grade Hampton school. Rynier Van Evera-In the serviced Radio Corps. 1912 Helen Clulo-ls a trained nurse. beiig employed in Marquette at present. Frank Courtney-Is serving in the navy. Nina Drake-Is teaching at the Marquette public schools. Myron Gillettevls employed in Detroit. Adelene Janes-Attending school of Civics and Philanthropy, Chi- cago, and engaged in social work connected with the University of Chicago settlement. 1917 Edith McLean-fls employed at the Guelff Printing Co. Ebba Olson-ls attending Business College. Ruth Rickman, Margaret Smith. Ruth VVeston, Margaret XVellman and Hazel Beckman are attending N. S. N. 1918 Isabel Todd-ls employed in the offices of the D. S. S. K A. Anna Beyers-ls attending Business College. Sarah Van Clece-Is employed in the office of the Light Dep't. of this city, Julius Anderson-Is attending N. S. N. XValter Frei-els employed at the Marquette County Savings Bank. Ruth Beckman and Hildegarde Johnson are attending N. S. N. Ethel Carlson-Is teaching school at XVatson, Michigan, - S366 lv Til Yo 65' Ss . df SENIOR ROSTER ' NAME Favorite Expression Occupation Ambition Specialty l , Bernard Butler I dunno Loafing To sit near Myrtle Hasn't any Ruth Nebel Darn it Taking care of Freeman To be a teacher Studying Teddy Fellman Tee Hee Hee Giggling To own a gum factory Chewing gum Pearl Ostrander My lands Winking at the boys To be a vamp Attendingblormal dances Carl Guelff Gimme a match Riding a pony To graduate Speed Helen Parenaude Shoore Being noisy To raise cane Flirting Albert Jacobson Where am I? Reciting A To look busy Taking life easy Pearl Papin I think so too lShampooing her hair To be Mr. T's favorite Keepinghermouthclosed Arthur Johnson I guess so iTeasing the girls To be a hero Gliding Florence Ryan I-Ie's some guy Going to Negaunee To have a steady Clothes George Johnson 'Lo Diz Trying to debate To be handsome Breaking Johnson record Ruth Sinclair O good night Planning meals To be thin Giggling Francis Keough Shake a Leg Making people laugh To have amother-in-law, Waltzing Ester Swanson O lady Primping To be pretty 'Combing hair Rudolph Larson l I ? ? l lWearing silk socks To get home early Rowing Pearl Vadnais O Golly Runnin' aroun' To be a pianist fPlaying the piano Stanley Moffatt Got your Latin? Raising the dickens To have a date iCutting class Gladys Williams Oh P. T. - lCutting up To be valedictorian Magnesium wire Leonard Ruggles D'ju see Clara fDriving autos To live on Fourth St. ,Getting stuck Clara Windoft Isn't he good looking? lLooking for another To be a nurse lMeasles Walfrid Saari Ain't she a Lulu? Zlieeping his eye on her To be president Freshmen Hazel Brown O mercy ilijxperimenting To get a man Suffrage George WilSOn Here I am lBeing on time To be tardy Happiness Mildred Ekstrom I never did iSkipping To be a suffragette Freckles Ge0I'gG Kimber Censored Strollingin the moonlight Hasn't any Normal Janes Mildred Thomas Did ya see Lib? Killing time To look wise Her eyes Leo Schunk Shut up Bumming To find a quiet corner Fussing I Walter Nelson O cutie Dancing To be graceful Bow ties Herman Bittner Donchaknow Keeping busy To know everything Appointing Committees Aaron Springstead Hello Girls Walking to the furnace To be a heart breaker His face Helge Paulson Shucks -Sleeping To ovm a key lo the back door Flirting with Froshies I n SENIOR ROSTER Q I NAME Favorite Expression Occupation Ambition Specialty Ruth Anderson Oh Pete Looking around To run the bus Penmanship Myrtle Blom Wouldn't that get your goat? Being good To have a butler Butlers Kenyon Boyer Bon Jour Trailing Louise To be funny Jokes Florence Beckman O my gosh Borrowing a powder puff To have curly hair Dreaming Myrtle Carlson Oh Fudge Being private secretary To be tall Basket Ball Henry Deegan I'll say she does Keeping dates To have a good time Girls Margaret Crowley I won't have time Refusing To be popular Candy Walter Bracher Na, I gotta date Making a date To get married Spooning Hazel Erickson Too quiet to have one Talking To be modest Her Loud Voice William Kepler Goin' to the dance Dipping To dance all night Dancing Amy Foucher Goodness Jazzing To be a dancing .teacher Her knowledge Rudolph Gingrass Unprintable ' Annoying the teachers To own a car Noise Elizabeth Gorman My Lord Keeping track of Mr. Rosa To be a movie actress 1Her hair . Carl Kiel Make it snappy Driving a truck To be a prize fighter lLongitude Marguerite Gravelle Ya got me Cramming ' To be a Stenographer Typewriting Hortense Hadrich Holy-- Keeping her dates straight To get through Dancing Donald McLean What ya sore at? Grinning To go to house parties Fast dancing Mildred Hansen I'll admit Being loud To understand formulae English Raymond Dennett D'ja see my girl? Hurrying To pass Tickling the ivories Claire Harkin O darn it Getting brevs To be a second Paderewslti Piano Lowell Lindquist Ya--a ' Getting flowers for Botany To be a book keeper Picking flowers Helen Johnson Icky poo Clearing the cloak room To be a boss Genius Alfred Wellman Goin' to see wifey tonight! Getting the Tatler out To get a girl Pleasing Gladys Harriet Knight O pshaw Planning parties To be popular Boys Wilbert Treloar Watta matta Mary? Studying hard To have a permanent slip to French Bluffing Ada La Roux Heavens Working To reduce Eyelashes Fred Anderson O Boy eh? Running Lizzy To own a car Curls Henry Beaudry Sorry but I gotta date Taking her home from school To be a hunter Capturing wolves Ruth Magers My soul Taking roll call To be in Chi Sassing teachers Eugene Ackerman Ha Ha Looking for George To be a great big man Playing tricks Clarinda Morrison I dunno Whispering To own a typewriter Innocence ,, . 1? KT-W ' at fist N .' gikc L? 4' 'F 4 La SQUIRREL FOOD. This is an attempt to show how little the faculty of the High School really know oi' eonnnon every day sense outside of their own text books and to demonstrate the huge anlonnt they really laek and don't know about it. with apologies to the teachers if the attempt to demonstrate this tart is too strenuous. 'l'he following' is an attempt to show how the facul- ty would look when asking for il joh if the teavhing husiness should go out of date: I Mr. fllallam: I wa sinstruetor of a Class in llll'0llilIlll'S in the lligh School and had a 1-lass ol' boys doing' aetnal automobile work, and think l eould suitably lill a position here as master nieehanie or f0l'0Ill2lll.., Why, what did your class do, and how' nun-h experienc-e did you have when lll!4ll'lll'l'lllQ the Jaws? lYell. the boys overhauled an li. M. I . thoroughly and with practic- ally no help from nie exeepf, as floor walker. An li. M. l .? What kind of a ear is that ? 0h. it's an old model, eanie out in l9llS.'i lf-I'-I'-. Nay that again -1008. HuniflVell l'n1 afraid there an-n'tn enough of thoae old arks around' here to warrant nie keeping you as a. nie- ehanie. but l think you may do suitablyg maybe after two or three years ot' good faithful sa-rviee you can he advanr-ed. You seein to have an up- right and responsible nature anyway, so you can start right away to clean up those grease vans. and when you get through with that, piek over that si-rap pile in the alley. and UI'-l', if you find any old E. ll. Ffa in that pile be sure and see that they don't crawl out. Miss Kralltz ll'ax'e you any powitions vaeant here that you think T might be able to till? XVell, what used to be your ouc-upationY HUMOROUS I was au l.:utiuu tvzuuluvu' iuu thc High School. Oh! zu hitting tozucluor. 1'll hiro youu right :uwzuyg l hzuvu- zu houso QI wzuuut to phustor soon :uuucl could use at tow uuuorc good lattcusf' ll'hy. this is au hunguuzugc l'uuu spvzukiuug about! XY1'll kimhlo. l 1louu't lwlivvo l uouhl suit you, but youu sovuuu to lux- :u ruutluor fzuiu' lookvr with thoso luluo vyus. :unul lovzululu- nzutuuru-. :uuuul youu nuiglut uuuzukv zu hit :us au uuuoviv picture stzur, so I zutlvisu youu to svuuml in :uu uupluliwu- tiouu to one- ot' tho vouuupauuuiusf' tl'r4-sto just lilac tlu:ut.l Miss Young: Yvs. I tuuught history iuu tha- lligh Su-hool. :xlllt'l'lt'2lll llistory zuuuml otluvr kinds. Auuuvu'iv:uuu llistory? XYh:ut ulous it. szuy :uhouut num-Y l'uuu prvtty poli- ul:ur. Oh, or -ftllu, wx-ll. it has got. yt-s. :uluouut two vluzuuuh-u's on you vsluoviuul- ly. zuuutl au slum-viaul coluuuuuu iuu tho luzuvk for u'u-tl-uw-uuu'uus. l iuuv! Fiuuo! You'll mlo. Conn- right ovu-r hu-ro, :uuuul :ull youu uuowl to elo is this: ll'luvuu :u vustouuuvr 4-ounu-s iuu auuutl uuouuuphuiuus zuluout auuuytluing, tu-ll luiuuu wo just sm-ut it. or it's lu:-on ou'ul0u'v4l. annul uuoyor give- iuu. lliss Scott: ls tluis thu u'ost:uuuu'uuut7 l'ul likv to got zu job :us zu 4-ook. t'ouu0 right ilu: go nuzuko souuuu- piv right' zuwauyg wo not-rl 'vnu haul. All riglutj wlut-rv's :u uu0uux'ilY 'l'lu0ru- youu zurv tIl.l4ltii. lYluuut! You got tht-uuu tlouuu- zulrwuuly? No. :4,l4lli, Xl'luy, if youu gut thorn. wh:ut's tho uuuuuttn-u' with you? Couuuv. vouuuv! XXX-ll, what tho clivkvuus do our u-uustouuum-rs muro :uluout luow uuuzuuuy wo got! 'l'hu-y 4louu't wzuuut tho luzupvr: gin- tht-uuu souuut- pic to wut! Oh, rm-:ul pic. Woll. uuoyou' uuiuul. tio uuauko souuuo mlouug1huuu's. quu'c-li. Now whzlt :uro youu liguriuug lull? Nm-vt-r uuuiuurl thu sim of tho holosg tIu:lt's nothing :uny- w:uy. Uh uloaur. u':uuu't youu soul? By zulgchrau. x to thu' o luowvl' X to thx- l power, and in the sumo way zu, mloughuuut to the o power--I. And notluiuug whivh is uuotluiuug wouuhl lu- oquzul to tho hoh-. whivh is uuotluiugg tllttI't'l.Ul'L'. wluvuu youu out tho ulouugluuuut youu luzuyo souus-tluiuug loft. tio uuhoautl. Xlzukv souuuv. uuucl it' :ull tho vustouuuuurs lm-euro sonuvtluiug wc will haurv souuum-thiuug to uuuauku- haush out of for tho um-xt ulzuyf' Xow uuuuukv souuuo uuuzuvaurouuif 'vuuouuglu for four. My goouluu-ss, youu hauw to tigurv thaut too? lVluy yus. l luzuul to tiuucl thu- voluuuu- ot' out-Iu luiu-1-v ot' uuum-uuu'ouui iuu orwlvr to gut tho :uuuuouuuut for four. lluut souuuu- of tht- stir-ks of uuu:us':uu'ouui :urn- taulut-u'c-tl. so I haul to iigurv tluvuuu :us frustuuuus of vom-s iuu ormlor to gc-t tho vohuuuut-. l rustuuuu? You uns-:uuu t'rostiuu,g'? My goouluuu-ss lzurly, ycull ulouu't put frostiuug' on uuuzu-zurouui. tio uuwzuyl llouu't uuuauko us :ull t'l'2lZy1 l try to run zu u'ost:uuuu':uuut. uuot zu vrauzy houso! liuutvr Nliss tkuuuupln-ll: nfiilll 'I gt-t zu jolu luvro :ut this rt-st:uuu':uuut,Y l som- youu just liuval tho oooh. Aw you from thzut lulzuvo thoy raull tho lliglu Su'hoolY tiowauuu auwauy. X HUMOROUS gowan away, you think this place is an asylum? Gowau away, before I get as bad. , But l'm a good cookg know how to boil water and everythingfi 'NYcll, maybe l'll hire you, if you can boil water. 'lfhatis pretty good. Go boil some water now, enough for one table. Say, what's the mattcrg you're burning itg can't you see the white smoke coming oll ! My good- ness. you waste all the groceries. Now go read the cook book and find out how to boil water. What you reading now? Loafing on the job? Oh, what's the matter with you? This is the cook book, 'Choice liindsl, by men with poetical feetf' l think you're iired. As a cook, you wonldn't do stringing sausages. Take this sign and put it on the door when you go out? This establish- ment has no connection whatever with Newberry. Mr. 'l'rowbridge: ls this the Graveyard Circus Company? 1'd like to get a job.'i Well, what kind of a job do you want? I don't knowg 1 used to be a penmanship teacher, and was an expert at making circles with a penfi lf youire good at making circles with a pen, maybe you'd do good making eireles with a one-wheel bieycle, as a clown in one of our rings: you seem to have good talent for that kind of work. tio over tl1e1'e and get tested outg tell them you want the mallet'and steam roller testg l think your head might be hard enough, but your feet might not have the right temperature. Enter Mr. YVatsont Hello, are you the contractor of this job? I wonder if I could get a job here? A job? Did you say you wanted to work? You're too fat to be a hod carrier. l don't believe we could use you on any of our one wheel automobiles, as we only use two inch plank to walk ong but I might try you out as a water boy. Ol No, no! ha.ven't you got a job around here ?', Oh, a position. YVell we don't have those kind 0x1 hand where you wear gi stand-up collar, but Iill let you try out on that steam shovel, that fellow will show you how to run it., lilapse of two minutes. No steam shovel or anything in sight. Re-enter Mr. XVatson from midst of mortal box. t'Gosh! I never thought that thing would go that fast with only a touch on the lever. Yon poor farm hand, you sure did want to go up in the air for 21. ride. didnt yon, with 185 lbs. of steam on and then turn the water on into an empty boiler! Better make yourself scarce around here and sneak away before the boss comes around or you'll see two or three steam shovels, and then you won't see anything till the ambulance comes around. linter Penny Morrison and Harry Pellow: Well, what do you want? Think you're out in the zoo with the rest of the animals? Go on back and shut the door! HUMOROUS Pennys- Can I get a job here? Now don't say no or l'll take the left lunff out of you. l used to be 'food at Iilline' in at half hour of physical g n ca o torture at the ll. S. Well, ain't. niueh in sight now, hut would like you to limher up the ostriehes ii, little. Their feathers need exercising. And then you can 4 give the angora eats in the other building some cough medicine. A rouple of theln have colds. XYelI, you with the elassy bone l'Illl1l1Ull glasses-what, you want a job too? You ean go help the other fellow give the eanaries their bird seed and take this hero iron and iron the wrinkles out of that heiter, with the hlaek and white stripes on his haekf' Iinter 'KIrs. t'onners: lI'y. it's dark in here! Do you want nie to adjust that shade? P No, hetter not: erooked hnsiness is always done in tho dark. I suppose you wont Q1 job? NW-ll. I would like to, but I don't know whether I ean or notg nb' knitting keeps nie so husy, illilltlllgfll I'll admit' l'n1 pretty good zitn l'll'0IlUIl.,' ..,. ..... . Ie parle. ........ ' XYhy wrinan. l' didn't do anything' that should make you swear at nie like thai NVhy, sit down and lnayhe yon'll feel hetterf' At je I etait juste Ioquens vous. l don? think we'lI .need you: we don't allow any swearing in this otliieef' Enter Miss lVenzinger: Have you any position: varant at this hank 7 'iTell it need help ha... The teIler's gone for awhile. so you n':llI '. ll'e Iifs plaiee tw? inovning. 'li:ere's a customer already. and l't'lYlill!lIl'.'I' no flirting wl.i1r YCII-l'O working. Fay, do you have to earry that hind sateiifi witu you zxlierever you go? I don't think I'll let. you in there with that I w?'1 '-ell too many hills. Conte hack here and I'Il let you tend to niy love IAN' degi-':'tn1.ent? You ought to he pretty handy at that. Iinter' -I s nehe and Miss Bailey: 'Fan wi ue? it ,ioh running one of those hig street ears in town? ri- in. wr'l1 try you out. . Take one of the hig ones out for a spin. Uh, e I1 e o:. t'Ia:'a: Ixts get -'onto of the rest ol' the girls .ind out for a eifn. lets get Nleliinnon and Dawson and lloyd and get fini- herlake and Kate Seully and Dorothy Ifreneh. 'I'oo had none of-the fel' lows :ire ar.mund. Where w II we go, to the Island or fair grounds tirs1'? lYell, who's going to un it Y I guess I will.. I ran it this far. .-Xw. let' ing run it. What does a doinestie seienee teaeher know . ' I-'rt it ? XIX-ll what does ii peninanship teaeher know ahont itll' ,Xw. I eau run it hetter than any of ya. ean't I? ugay. get your hand otl' the lever. . l'an't ya see how goldarnil fast HUMOROUS wo'ro going? YW-'ll hc going in that swamp in about a lllllllltll. Uh tlu-ro's tho air grounds! Look .vt that sign. . lt says 'dm-rail.' Wonder what that means. Lt-t's go no and soo it. Oh you passm-d it! Look out! L'un't you stool' that thing? lVm-'ro going into the fK'llt'0. Oh! right tln'u it. lVhat will wo do? Spoilvd that now gate and ovorything. Look out 'lt's tippingl' NI guess wo'd hotter bu going. Lst's go, girls? ltr. Rosa: Can I get a joh at this boiler shop? l'd liko to try ont as a hoih-r maker. - Could you crawl thru an 18 inch nlnn hole? No, I gui-ss not. XVe'll have to gin- you gi oh wln-ro tlu-rm-'s lots of rooni. You won't need those hluv slips, hut grab a slodgo and w0'll lot you buck rod hot rivc-ts for ll whilvf' Scott ll. Ilinds: t'lJo you in-od gi good vainluvilh- singvr for tonight Y All right. wmfll put you on tonight and llltlyllp tOlllU1'l'OW night, dc-- punding on how good you van sing. XVvll. toll that singvr it's time for his show. My goodness. whore art' all thi- puoplo going? Ain't they going to slay for tho 1'l'St of tho show?', Say yon'ro c-anin-d' Yo only inst to warn: tln-ir hands. lf you want to do n favor. go outside- and . n 1-ouldn't inako an audionvo 1-lap if it was sing so th,- alulia-nm-v will conn- hack in again? Iivorgo XYickstrom. '20. MICKEY'S VERSION. H. J. frm-ading alondl: Aftm-1' tln- doath of his frionrl. Tennyson had diliicnlty in kc-oping his bolivf in God and lllllll0l'2lllIy.u HOW IS THIS FOR STYLE? 'Wo lll'2ll' that -lann-s Millvr says that ho had to stop wading Acldison's vssays, 'l'lu-y wow having a had oll'oc-t on his Styli-.. Bliss l'.: lYhat are table-aux? llvlon l'.: Sonic-tliing you tnko for lloamlilvllos, ar0n't th0y'? 'Pho lflnglish lI1-lass had lwon rn-:uling an essay on thc origin of politic-al parties. ln rm-vim-wing tho essay. Milton R. was askml: How do partios arism-7 Mutt r'lhhvcl his hands. and with SL look of innocent wonder in his 1-ws. ninrninrvd. YVhat kind of partiosf' Rumor has it that tho 'linglish toar-hor c-an obtain almost anything sln- dosirvs from lfrank Ellison hy throatoning to Oliangv his seat. SPRING FEVER. ln the spring a senior's footsteps lVand0r toward the northern door lint tho IV2lllflCI'l1lSlZ is thwarted lVhvn Mrs. Tin1berlak0's on the floor. HUMOROUS A VAGABOND'S TRIBUTE TO PRESIDENT Hail to thee Hail to thee Hail to thee our noble leader, our mighty chieftan, our great commander, Model of all loyal hobosl Thou, whose arms are strong and massive: Thou, whose voice is loud as thunderg Thou, whose eyes can flash like lightning: Thou. whose smile is vast, benignantg Thou, whose gait, whose mien, whose manner, Are sublime, majestic lofty: We adore thee and we love thee! Noble was thy condescension When thou tleigned to read the Bunion Vilest of all nasty papers! Blazed your righteous indignation, XVIIQII you VVhen you VVhen you Then your read its silly nonsense read its foolish motto, read its base absurdness! noble face with anger Flashed and flamed and smoked and glitteredg On the floor you hurled this nonsense Trod it 'neath your mighty footsteps! Hail to thee our noble leader, Hail to thee our mighty c-hieftan, Hail to thee our great commander, Model of all loyal l1obos! ROBINSON Sl1eats ', '20 HIAWATHA'S RETURN. XVhen Nakomis saw the maiden, Saw the lovely Minnehaha She rejoiced and spoke her feelings Thus she spoke to Hiawatha, Hiawatha you did wisely, Wisely acted my young grandson Minncllaha laughing water She will run on all my errands Do the chores and everything So that I may rest in gladness Loaf around and 'joy myself. Thus the lazy old Nakomis Spoke about the youthful maiden Thus she spoke of Minnehaha. Then alone and pondering further W'ith a sigh she spoke again, Thank the Lord that Hiawatha Chose a wife from the Decotahs From the tribe of willing workers. H.C.L HUMOROUS I WISH. I wish Just this That I was cute and sweet I know that I am homely as a frog I :un pretty sometimes Onlygin a fog Gee but I wish Just this Just this and nothing more If I could just be- Pretty as Marie In the picture book. Esther Stopie, '20 BEYOND THE SKIN OF HIAVWATHA. Hiawatha was a rought neck'd guy 'Tho Longfellow never knew He was a heap bad big Injun Andfwould often smoke and chew. A He the liar and the boozer He the beggar and the ehooser Fought and whipped fair Minnehaha Stole some arrows from her papa This I think is the true Hiawatha. Hiawatha was a lawless man He would never list' to reason During Prohibition he'd rush the can And he hunted the red toe out of season He the sneak thief, and the scholar Sold Presque Isle for a half a dollar Sturtefl and finished white man slaughter Made raids on mines and stole their copper Tried standing in a canoe but fell in the water Old Longfellow was mistaken, Old Longfellow was untruthful, Old Longfellow was a liar, VVhen he said that men are useless NVithout silly foolish females! VVise Longfellow was no liar, Wise Longfellow was most truthful, VVise Longfellow said what I think, XVhen he said females are useless VVithout men to make them useful! This I am sure was the true Hiawatha. Milton Robinson, '20 Sheets , '20 U HUMOROUS WHO? hlvllll is that has curly hair, And km-ops his feet 1111011 his clmir, llc grins illlll lzlllglis, and g'l'lllS some lll0l'0, FJ llis favorite expression is, Lice, F111 sore. All i.llI'Ullgll the lilly l10 TOEIIIIS :11'01111ml, To sue if illl idea 1-1111 be fo11111l, To 11l2lliU the girls z1ll like him 111o1'e, Anil if they 1lo11't hc says, Live, 1'111 sole lf his lessons he camiot gut, llv simply says. l'111 not tl11'011gl1 yet. ll' at Illilyillg' his clothes get tore, Q llv t111'11s :11'1111111l z1111l sz1ys, NGQQ, I'm So1'0.' -ETIIICIJ GALl,AlilllCH. An Army Marches on Its Stomach SO DO WE. COME DOWN AND FEED UP at rf' mfpauf 0 50 9 Our line of Candies is the Best in the City. You know our grade of Ice Cream. HUMOROUS - WHO DID IT? Winn' are those funny little things, 'l'hait whiz right past your ear, They look like ls-ml, but that l'2lllit1 he Mutt Robinson so 110zlr'! NVQ feel onr eau' it stings likegsin. I wonder what it is, It c:ln't vonn- from ln-hincl us. If or no one else is in-air. Oh, we-ll. ii's time to sinmly, Anil not to sit and ilrcaun, llzml linglisli lossons we will IIUYUI' learn lf we think of other things. NYlll'll lo! Upon my other Dill' 'l'lu-re lights ZlllOtllL'l' pest. .lzleolrl but lftl like to iind The sender of that thing. lYe fm-ul our ears :incl look zlronnml :intl soo A snivkm-ring grin. lt's zu l'll'l'Slllll2lll iNYilli till after si-hoolj 'llllili knows not how they sting. -illflilllfllil XVlC,'liS'l'R lliziwutliu grunted Uh Uh, Me go see iny Mi11neh:1l1a. ' So the warrior sought his lover lVith the Wigwam as her shelter So the rains might not wear her out And the hot sun could not melt her, Here he found his sweetheart seated Nvhen he came she stood. and greeted Him with pipe of peace and kettle -Both sat down and helped it settle. Esther Stolpe, '20. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS HUMOROUS 9 lh no OUR NOBLE SENIORS. XYIIOII is 21 julio nut il .ilYk1'Y .-Xiiswi-12 AL'suallly. llvrm-'s tu the Seniors! .l.vt's give llwm tllrvv 1-livers. Where Is He Nights? Xlzlyllwi1'livi-s still lu-l'm'0 iilvlll. llvlgv i,2llliS0ll fl-ll lllll'UllSl'iUllS in liistury - ' mlvrful ya-airs. yi-sti-nlaly. llvllgi-'s Ql'l'2li hzlhit is falling zisluvp. OH may tilK'il' lmlwlsllips Bl'illl'llL'1l into fun. Bliss lil-uiltf lliw thi- prinvipnl plrts ul' .Xml may otlwrs hm-lp iillllll tho iYUl'1i iiivaiiiiiig to swim! As thoy tu us llzivu mlunv. .lim SXVllll0, c'i':iii1pm-11-. sinki. 4lruwmliis. Miss li. l :1llio. l':1ilvi'v. lhmki. suspm-mins. Su givv them our gmail will, Anil send ilu-in on tlu-ir way, Moral' A :xml Hwy will Dome buck lilllgll :xml thi- wurlcl i2lllQ'ilS with ylhhll. ,rhmlgh umm. to Stay. Pm-k :incl you lukv your 1-xzim zlllvi' ss-lmul. Too True. THE ASSEMBLY ROOM' lfslol' i':XV2lllSUll, l was just liki- :lu u-trivli U J'lH'll1iS11'N'N 5' lllfllff 'lass' l lhoi hvvziusx' l :'mxl4lu'l sm' him. iw Utbllilillli I'hi-l'o's lmwvi' in fha- ziir. S K. mi.. Xiul Latin is an wmnaufs 1-hiss. xtxilillwnr-iltImglrxvjliri::nITGu'liQh In tho llllllri of :i rm-1-ilailimi ' f ' V ' ' 'V' ' ' l Xlhiiillg fm' lhv hx-ll tu ring. gill lirnk til hiss hliss l 1:l-ill-'l1. D i U ill-air. why mlm-s it Iuka- su lung 1 xx nu it minus lo Xlqlhflllg tum. ,Vu ring that ting-H-ling. i'ill'l'k'.S no plakvo like :ui IISSOIIIIIIX lwiwli. fhl l7'l I' 'ZIL Bright Sophomores. XVinged Victory, Suliliuiliuiv--IWill you pass ymn' g't'0lllt'il'y 't'Slllll2lll 'S:1y. who lillmwkiwl thx- In-:ul ull' 4-icuii. lilsii-Y lhll Zlllgvl in frmml, of thi- 1'oon1? li. .l, fSllI'lll'iSl'4i UI' t'Ulll'S0 mit! half was Kisses. hilly thu- sawmill timv l took if. li-chly haul ax liuiullwt in his illlfillil huh-. Thoughtful Senior Ugg ..U 'l-willy' gin- lllq, your tulips.-i NNN uwlwi UWM' glumhl Hlmrl MH thi' ln-clmly fflllll'Slllg' up his lipsl- llvi'o ihvy ' ' H 1 v ' ' ' ' Mugsc., lzohi 'Ihv hung ol ihm- 5llll'if V. XYimlnH- ll 1-ll. nh. hm- Wflllifllli want to Nlr. 'l'ruwln'islgs- lin pn-liimilisliilvl Yun 0 Yury nil-v l's lvyi-sl XYil0I'0lll!lDll thi- fluf- lllllx tiiul lilllv .liinior blushwl. Ask Hortense, She Knows, Xliss iil'Uill' lluw lllillly kimls ul' pm-try l in tlu'i'0Y i ill it. l'ho 'l':1lv lluili ul' tho Shiit What Kind ? Xliss Yilllllgf ill llislury Must nl illl' lll's' r:lili'u:11ls wvru huilt uvui' nhl 1l'2l S -xml ill-vi mths. nil ll url un lhn lltillr. vh. , ,--J 'l11-pg-,', l'. XY. NYiliSl : ' ' ll ll l rv ..v', ' , Nliss iiI'0ll0 'xYil2lf :ire Hwy? Nlrs l f hui- ai wuiwlwllli lha lll'0llX mx urlmisc-- l,yi'i1'. lifillllilill' :mil 1-pill:-ini:-. lizll lim-1-lsim'. V.. .l. l HUMO OUR BUNCH. l, 'l'lluy saly Sllllll' pxolllv lI2lYl' no gooll limos, '!'lll'y SEXY s lllllk' pl-oplv llalvo no lillll, lint lillilllg' lllll' lllllll'll alll Ill alll, lYo Slll'l' l'2lll 2llXVilyS lllillil' llllllQ'S lllllll. 3, lou knoll' ill lli. za llaala-lllll's alrv allwalys lll-llillll Fo ol' 4'Ulll'H0 wl- get Sllllll' llllllllllillg too, lint wo lltlllll llllllll tlll- srollls klllll tllo 2lllllL9l'S. lfol' ilh wal a lll lillUlY. llll-y'l'0 nothing nuw. .. llll'l'l' s not so wly lllillly of ns .V0ll sol-, lvl'-l'l' only lflaa wllzltl-lvl' lll alll lll0Sl' l. lll1'l'L' l'l'Iil'l'S know. I .l:' SRlll'S Il nlalkl-. svvllll ill llllllllll'l' to llc l'X2lCl. llll- work or Illily lllily llL', lll'llf1'S wl' yu got lllia liIl2ll'l'. l-ills-ll alll owl' als yon will llll so l,lll'lll wo allwalys things N all lllQ' 4l2llll'1'H WU.l'0 llllllllllg slow. 'N ill 2llllll'llK'4 wo rlli'.' lillllx llll' ualkv. l ol' lll2lIl'YS i s tho Uillllillll of tllll' balsluat- llalll ll'2llll, Anal ill il gooll lllkllly lllll0l' things sllv falklas Slll'.S l'lRlSS. lllv lvaul. allso il lll1'llllY0l' of tlll' llritc Sl'lll0l' Alllllslll-'s llllx riglll llilllll lllilll for XYlIllt- Pl UI' Vllll lll't'll. 3, lll lzlli 'us yollll 2lllYllyS iillcl ns right tlll'l'l' ltlbl' Olll' lioss IS tllla ll'C2lSlll'l'l' ol the f4l'lil1ll' .lnal ill work silllrv, l'lalss. llllll lllaly sllo SllI'l' llol-s lllll' Anll to 4'lllllYillll llvl' lilllgll wonlll llc Illllll' il talsk. T. Now L'tllllL'S lllll'll'llSll. Xl'llll is il l'0l'lY2ll'll on the ll'2Illl. Anal slllfs ill for vvl-l-ytllillg lllilt llllglll' Villllll For alt tlll' lll'l' wily. llc-alll of some colllllliltvo Slit'-5 H,lL? U 5 l just l'0lll0llllDlll' Vllllilt llwrl-'s lllilllj' il llllll' still lVilll'l'S l'llll llcvll. Sl, Now l'0lllL'S l'll'llxll wllo's tllv lla-sf sport yklll l'2lll final. i4llK' l-alll skaltl- alnll ll2lll1'l' Rlllll llllll lliggll llHlI'liS it l'0llll'S to fflll-'s 2llXl'2lyS lnglli llll'l'l' Xl'll0ll llilxillg glllllll tillllas. Anal lol' llallillg' llrigllf ill:-als slll- Slll'l' is El sllalrk. il Illilll for lllllSl lil. ll' you ll'2llll Elllyllllllg all illl, V-'llo l'a:ll Oh! lll0Sl alllyfllillg llo. l l'onl lilllylllfl lo fighting Elllll alll llll' XVZIY hawk. llfllllll to Mugs illlll slll-'ll alo it for yon. ll. Now c-oalzl-s Floral who is lalsl lllll not ls-alsf. ll'llo lllalil-vos Ill ljllllllg' llll' als if l'UIll0h. Sho can Illily tho Illilllll illlll l-v'l-ll llallll-0 on ll0l' lol-s. Anil Ill tl-ll 12. So llL'l'l'lS llllli' ripping l'2lllS lllbl' olll' good yon tlllll fllalf's going sonlv. olcl scavvll, 'l'alkv .0111 alll ill alll llll'y'l'l' alll right. -Xllll tllill 501110 lllily lilllgll llllll SIIUUI' all tlllascr Y rsos ll Ill-vp llUXYll ill flll-il' lll'2ll'lS llll'y lillflll' alll l'lQQllt. fll l'y'l'0 I Don't Know. l. 'I'll0y Sill' w0'll llRlVl' il lll'NV lligll Sl'llll0l. lint l lltlllll know. rlllllj' Sily wc-,ll llalvo il gym Zlllll il pool, llllf l lllllllt know. 'lllll'.Y'S2ly wo'll ll2lVl! il lot of 1l2lllPL'S too, 'I'llalt is. alftl-l' ll!t'l'L' is no lll0l'0 Fln. But-I--7clon't--know. 2. rlllllj' saly wl-'ll ll2ll'l' goorl pl'lDg'l'2llllS Oll Xvoll- lllasllalys. lint I lllllllt lill0Xl'. 2lllY2lyS Slll'1' lo bo. 'l'Ill-y Sill' wc-All llalvl- no 5l'll00l on g2lllll'1l2lyS. Anil ll Nl'l'UIl4l ll'K'Ill' ll2lSll0 slll-'ll lm! lint 111011-tlQIl0XY. Sllllll' llily. 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NYU wish to l-ull your iIfll'IILlUll to tllll liilft that lIl'I'0ilI'II'I' wo will allso l'llIl il l'0IIIlIItlllIl UUIIIIIIII. llilllll ull ki:-ks to Ililll, Ill- l'2lll Sfilllll it. If you lltllllf like tIl0Sl' jokes ghlltl their 1lI'yIIOSS lll:lkl-s you groan. .lust l'0tllll 2II'0lIIIll ol'l-llsiollallly lYitll solllll glitbll olllls ol' your OXYII. BUGLE CALLS. lllwoillv-Y-ltlllly l.2lI'SUlI. 'I':lps---l l'itx Ilyllllollll. xIl'HS t':lllf -Mutt llollillsoll. Rl-tl'll:lt-- lllzlllys IYilIiz1llls. lllwalll--V Alfrllll NIR-lllllzlll. To tlll- Colors I 0I'II gxl'l'II2IlIIlIl'2llI. llllll-llrs lull'--t':ll'l Ixll-l. Assl-lllllly--f?l'Ixl'lllsive IPOZOII. 'I'o Arulsw-.l i Ill Blillor. 'l'o lllII'S0--hII'. Roszl. 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N slallllls fol U SIRIIIIIS for I' slallllls fol Q SISIIIIIS for I-2 SIHIIIIS for N Hlllllili for T l' stallllls fox Y Sl2IIllIS for II' slzllllls lllll X sialulls Illll Y stallllls for SIZIIIIIS for Nvlllll. llillll-l' liII'gl' or SIIIZIII. lIIllt'lI. ILYUUII for sollll- lilly. l,2llIlS0ll. his l'2IlIIl'l'.S llI'I1ll' IIIIII .WY- Qlllll-l'. of whil'h llll-rl' 2lI'l' tl-ll. lluggll-s, wllo is l'lilI'2l.S Ill-st l'I'Il'llll. Sillvlalir. ol' wlllllll tIll'l'l- is Ulltlllgll. 'lII'1'IlI2lI'. wllo got tllrougll on il lllulI'. IYIIIUII. whil-ll IIUW wl- IIIIISI sa-vl'l'. Yllllllzlis. wllo I'0illly is 1'll'Yl'I'. ' II'lIll:lllls. ilu' prllll' of tllll svllool. Kit wllllll lt's IIll't' EIIIKI l'ool. You wllo ilI't' lllft Il0I'0 Ill-lllllll. Z s':llllls for Zllzll WlIIl'll wl' ll-:iw flll' you lo iillll. Auitcn rfaplhs Autographs Aufcagrfaplhs We are making a special display of apparel suitable ifor your GRQDQA T1 Q-N o 575595 Come and Loch Us Over A. E. ARCHAMBEAU New Bacon Building Marquette For That Camping Party as well for every other day's supply of STAPLE 6' FANCY GROCERIES -GO TO -- Phone 438 RYDHOLM BROTHERS Phone 438 SCHOCH Sc HALLAM FOR High School Class Pins and Rings AGENTS FOR ' The New Edison Diamond Disc Phonograph TI-IE YVASHINGTON SHOE STORE p A STORE uavorno Excnuslvam' TO FOOT WEA12 PHONE 512-J ELKS TEMPLE , IAS. PICKANDS flllpptt' 1BBIIII15LIli1 gb CQ., Ltd. Qlonserhatorp of music CQAL Harlow Block - Samuel E. Steward, Direclor pq Marquette Negaunee Courses: Piano, Voice, Violin, Theory Ishpeming Stop and Shop SCHOOL SUPPLIES STATIONERY CONFECTIONERY Manufacturers of Good Ice Cream Third Street Candy Kitchen uQu:1Iity and Service Shop THIRD and I-IEWITT THE BON TON SODA SHOP SOUTH FRONT STREET Extend you an invitation to make their store your headquarters while down town. WE SERVE Delicious Ice Cream and Ices ALSO Hot Drinks and Dainty Lunches I. RESNICK, ' Ladies' and Gents' Tailor E' C' LEMON We are also doing Cleaning, Pl1OfOgI'iipl1CI' Pressing and Altering. N. Third Opp. Postoffice. Phone 736 HARLOW BLOCK ATTENTION STUDENTS! We are especially desirous of obtaining the patronage of the students, ancl wish to in- form -you that we have nothing but the best ln Ice Cream and Sodas, Candies, Dainty Lunches, Etc. CAN DY LAN D Opera House Block Washington St. SAVINGS BANK BABER SHOP JOHNSON 84 PERRIN, Prop's BOWLING Is the Healthiest and Cleanest of Sports. The Doctors recommend it. Ask the M. H. S. boys. Elks Bowling Alleys H. O. BELL, - Proprietor Do You Know PETE? lt's at l35 Washington PATRON IZE OUR Furniture Novelties For Christmas Gifts ADVERTISERS HAGER BROS. CQ' qumirem we DO PICTURE FRAMING 'WHY HAVE A GOITER? Don't wait until it alfects your Health. 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Washington Street ' Electric Shop, NESTAER BLOCK, Marquette, Michigan. Harkinson's Electric Studio Kodak Finish Enlarging, Copying, Reducing, Portraits. Pictures Colored in Oil and P W aler Colors 4 A SEE Postals Made While N. G. DE 1-IAAS V011 Walt Marquette, Michigan Nester Block Mafquelle - A 1--ez:-ef -we V ' A ffm.-,J -ua-.,,, -: r ' , Qft. -- L-l:I1g,lff-' -'L' versus LUCK START, NOW, A SAVINGS ACCOUNT WITH US, IF YOU ALREADY HAVE 0NE,. ADD T0 IT I Somepeople spend their lives idly Waiting for a stroke -' of lueki to make them rich. But it invariably happens fthetfabout all thatoeomes to them is astreak of laziness, which makes them poorer still. Welalth comes not to those who shirk, but to those who workg not to those who waste, but to those who save. p MAEIIUETTE NATIUNAI BANK MARQUETTE, MICHIGAN Anderson 8: Bennett A Scranton Anthracite o I Kentucky Elkhorn W. Va. 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