Marple Newtown High School - Memories Yearbook (Newtown Square, PA)

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COMPLIMENTS OF JOHN F. TURNER Soph. — “Will you donate ten cents to help the Old Ladies’ Home?” Frosh. — “ ' hat, are they out again?” She — “I hear you gotta raise.” He — “Yeh, I gotta raise twenty dollars by tomorrow or go to jail.” Tom — “What are those guys snappin’ their lingers for? ” Fran — “They’re deaf mutes with the hic- coughs. ” Green — “C’mon, slip us a kiss.” Elizabeth M. — “Naw, I got scruples. ” Green — “That’s all right — Fm vaccinated.” A woman is as old as she looks. A man is old when he stops looking. Brothers are all right but you can cut up with scissors. “You’re an apt boy. Is your sister apt, too?” “It she get’s a chance, she’s apt to.” Compliments of Broomall Pharmacy John J. Roney, Jr., Ph armacist m WEST CHESTER PIKE BROOMALL, PA. Phone, Newtown Square 256 MEMORIES, 7935 Page Twenty-five

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MARTIN bedding CO. Made Mattresses, Box Springs and Studio Couches Sterilizing, Renovating and Remaking a Specialty 2146-48-50 East Norris Street, Philadelphia, Pa. FACTORY PHONES: RESIDENCE PHONE: Regent 5252 — East 825 Newtown Square 303-J T. L. Van Meter KIRK GENERAL Chei rolet CONTRACTOR GUARANTEED ■ ■ USED CARS Teams for Hire • Truck Hauling Phone: Newtown Square 137 Your Work S olicited NEWTOWN SQUARE, PA. ERNEST C. SPIELER SERVICE STATIONS Newtown Square 292 WEST CHESTER PIKE SPROUL ROAD at Lawrence Road at Mar pie Hills BROOMALL, PENNA. Page Twenty-four MEMORIES, 193S

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THE MARPLE-NEWTOWN Loan and Building Association PAID OUT $37,000 SERIES JUST MATURED MEETS SECOND TUESDAY OE EACH MONTH Marple-Newtown High School, Larchmont, Delaware County, Pa. BonsdII B ros. GENERAL MERCHANDISE BROOM ALL, PA Thomas — “Dear, am I the first man you ever loved?” Mildred Y. — “Yes. All the rest were fra- ternity boys.” Early to bed And early to rise Your girl goes out With other guys. “Waiter, there’s a gnat In my soup.” “Well, it’s Hies to me, ‘gnats’ to you.” Among Mr. Harvey’s correspondence Mr. Harvey wrote the fo lowing etter: “Sir, my stenographer, being a lady, cannot type what I think of you. I, be ng a gentleman, cannot think it. You, being neither, will under- stand what I mean.” Page Twenty-six MEMORIES, 1935