Marple Newtown High School - Memories Yearbook (Newtown Square, PA)

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MILLER Superior CCAL CCrE 407 WEST CHESTER PIKE Phone, Hilltop 1 574 . jj j BONSALL BROS. GENERAL MERCHANDISE BROOMALL, PA. - crS Sights at Washington What detained Ruth, Eleanor, and Dot at Annapolis? Was the cherry pie ever missed which was taken by one of the Media boys? What was Felix S. Bunch’s special attraction for the Senior girls? Why was the House Detective always at the door of Room 415? We wonder why Ruth Evert and Miss Horn didn’t have the room door opened in their faces while they were lying on the floor looking through the crack under the door. What caused “Honey Bunch’’ to call Jane and Tommy newly-weds? P) Dick (college student) — “Great Scott! I wish I knew who wrote ‘ Ivanhoe’.’’ Tom (high-school student) — “I don’t care about that, but I wonder who in the dickens wrote ‘ David Copperfield.’ ’’

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FORSYTHE HARDWARE SEEDS - FERTILIZER - PAINTS VARNISH, ETC. Paoli Road Newtown Square, Pa. BROOMALL PHARMACY and NEWTOWN SQUARE PHARMACY Fred W ' . Peck, Ph.G. ■Sergeant “That burglar got away, did he.- ' Did you guard all the entrances?’’ Policeman— “Yes, but we think he must ha e left by one of the exits.” Lester (phoning down from his room)- “Night Clerk?” ■Snippy Clerk “Well, what’s biting you?” Lester That ’s what I want to know.” Phone: Newtown Stiuare 197 HENRY HIPPLE REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE Fire Insurance a Specialty C.ENERAL INSUR.VNCE BROOM A LI.. PFNNA. E. W. Powell Company LUMBER FEED COAL BUILDERS’ SUPPLIES Newtown Square, Pa. Bell Phones- -10 and 11

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ROBERT J. SOOK JEWEL E R Wedding Rings Fraternity Pins Platinum and White Gold Jewelry 117 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Using His Head Pat Murphy was clri ing a nail into the wall with his wife’s best hair brusli. His wife on seeing him, said angrily, “ ' riie idea of trying to dri -e in a nail with a hair brush. W hy don’t you use your head?” tefens Jiabcip Newtown Square, Penna. DAILY DELIVERY Phone — Newtown Sc]uare 322 DR. W. L. RHOADS VETERINARIAN All Pets Boardetl anti Treated Pi I ONE: Newtown Square 152 Coach ‘‘Hey, water boy, rush the wa- ter and this bottle of rubbing alcohol out to the team. The (piarterback’s sore mus- cle seems to be bothering him again. Tell him to massage it . . . Are you back so soon? What’s the matter?” Water Boy — “ ' Phe boys refuse to touch the water. They want ginger-ale as a chaser or nothing.” PEIRCE SCHOOL oj BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Strictly a professional school, training young men and w omen to lill e.xecutive posi- tions. Ifusincss Administration. Finance, Accounting and Secretarial Courses. 70th Year ol constructive ser- vice and character building. Write or call jor Catalogue Pine St., West of Broad Philadelphia