Maroa Forsyth High School - Trojanaire / Maronois Yearbook (Maroa, IL)

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I, Joey Garner, being of witty mind and warped sense of humor, leave one mean streak to Randy Lane and a big piece of orneryness to Greg Thompson; may they forever drive teachers crazy as I did. I, Cheryl Garrett, being of sometimes spacey mind and tired body, do hereby bequeath to ‘‘Ralph” the ability to tell the difference between a sixteen year old and a nineteen year old; and to Miss Cox, a civilized 4th hour World History Class. I, Kay Griffin, being of sound mind and soft giggle, bequeath to Mrs. Odle and Mr. Mills, a 60 minute tape of my laugh to be played during homeroom over the intercom next year. I, Angie Grissom, being of sound mind and able body, bequeath to my sister Dayna, the ability to get a guy (from Blue-Mound) as good as mine. I, Carla Hackett, bequeath my ability to make it through two years of Spanish to my little sister Candy, and my red hair to Chris Lane so she can be called Red.” I, Amy Haines, being of sound body, no mind, and excitable hands, bequeath my hole” fully equipped with lounging area, sofa, T.V., stereo, tape deck, and, of course, telephone, so me and Kim can be in luxury when we’re in there everday to my friend in Oklahoma — Harry P. Schmipp. I, Tammy Hall, being of dirty mind and short body, bequeath my ability to be called H.W. to my bratty sister Tracy. I, Bryan Harris, being of sound mind and body, would bequeath something if I had anything to bequeath! I, Kathy Harris, being of partially sound mind and body, bequeath to Debbie Gentle, my ability to come out of English III and Spanish II half way sane; and to Judy Dunham, my ability to wear every color but white socks in P.E. and still pass. I, Denyse Hastings, being of CRAZY” mind and okey-dokey body, bequeath to Tammy Miles, my jocularity nature which pulled me through my four years of high school. I, Debbie Hays, being of nurtured insanity and angelic quality, do hereby bequeath and bestow to Lori Michaels, one ride in my Pacer without any problems and permission to use my worn out jokes and puns. Use them in good health, especially around Miss Cox, Miss Bates, and Mrs. Query so they won’t miss me too much. I, Kyle J. Hoffman, hereb y bequeath my four-wheel drive Chevy” to Kris Teel to spin around. To Bobbie Streich a certain ram Crackers” and my Heifer Sleeter” to FFA. I, Cindy Howland, being of sound mind and body, bequeath to Rena Benscoter and Ann Wood the ability to get along with Mrs. Berry during the Archery and Volleyball seasons! I, Scott Howland, bequeath my “tough cookie” to Dan Townsend so he won’t be such a squirrel. I, Teri Horn, being of Capable mind and ticklish body, bequeath my flurting ability to any freshman who may need it. I, Sandy Huffman, being of blitzed mind and body, bequeath to Debbie Darby, the ability to make pizzas with the speed and expertise that I have. I, Patty Hunt, bequeath to my sister Debbie, my ability to twist Miss Bates around my finger, so as to get away with almost anything in the library. I, Mike Janetzky, being of wasted mind and burned-out body, bequeath my fond memories of the corner to all the teachers. I, Dean Johnson, being of sober mind? and ticklish body, bequeath my ability to be ornery in school, to Stoggs,” in spite of his misfortune on Oct. 21, 1978. P.S. I’m sorry I couldn’t find it. I, Kim Koehler, being of sound mind and short body, bequeath the ability to start a fight with someone of Eldo” to anyone who wants to get out of their car and DO something!” I, Debbie Marsh, being of sound mind and foxier body than Emilia’s, bequeath to Brucey Haenny the ability to get along with Mr. Bingamon, and lots of luck with his love life. I, Chris McCoy, bequeath my talent in football and my lunches for the whole year to Jim Burnsj and my locker to Cherie Flowers. I, Cathy Cowell Miller, being of strained mind and warped body, bequeath the ability to go to school, belong to four organizations — holding offices in two — get ready for graduation, and plan my wedding all at once to anyone who is daring enough to try it! I, Dan Montgomery, bequeath nothing to nobody because I have nothing in or on my head to give away. I, Timothy C. Morris, bequeath all of my ability to get up in front of the entire student body and do magic tricks to anyone that wants it. I, Rusty Newlin, being of crazy mind and a killers body, hereby bequeath my Columbia gym clothes to my brother Scott so that he may carry on the Cream-a-Donna” tradition. I, Renea Parker, being of warped mind and short body, bequeath to Karla Koslofski and Debbie Gentle, the ability to be extremely happy during the last two years at MFHS because I never was. I, Rich-ARD Patterson, being of sound mind and fragile body, hereby bequeath my great ability of being injured in football 80% of the time to anyone who likes ambulance rides. I, Jerry L Peck the First, being of tired mind and sore body, bequeath my ability to go out for baseball all four years, and in that time period play a total of a whole six minutes, to any freshman that has a pair of tweez¬ ers. I, Pam Pen well, being of weary mind and tortured body, bequeath to anyone that takes Biology II, the ability to get four hours of sleep every night, still not have your assignment done, but still pass.

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Senior Class Wills I, Pam Alexander, being of used-to-be intelligent mind and body, bequeath to all Forsythians the ability to remember to take off the emergency brake before driving all the way to school at 55 m.p.h. I, Kim “Huss Armstrong, being of sound mind (believe it or not) and bod, bequeath one new driver to the “bridge Club who can drive reasonably safe(?)” while Suss, Cherie, and Amy are shouting left, right, etc.” . . . also one bott le of Cachet to Mich and all my clothes to Jamie because she never has anything to wear. I, Cheryl Ashcraft, bequeath my disgusting T-shirt to Mark Lovelace so someone else can wear it when I’m not here anymore. I, Kathleen Bond, being of sound mind and body, bequeath to Kris Teel one brown Cutlass with a white top and Texas license plates along with a wild summer; and to my sister Kim, the one and only “Blue Bomb! I, Shelly Boys, being of totally sound mind and body, hereby bequeath to my sister Paula, my semi-decent grades to that she can make it out of school within the next ten years; and to my brother David, better luck with Mrs. Query than I had. I, Debbie Bruckner, being of hollow head, and other unmentionables, bequeath my ability to Karen Head to shift into gear without stalling in the middle of an intersection. I, Kimbra Burris, bequeath to Mark Lovelace one white-cross” band in hopes that he may have one of his own someday. I, Julie Butler, being of reasonably sound mind and sizeable body bequeath to little brother Mark, my expert race car driving ability so he too can contribute to closed semesters. I, Paul Cochran, being of excitable body and filthy mind, leave a book on How to drive while having a car packed with wild and crazy people.” I, Cathy Jo Craig, being of sound mind and changing body, bequeath to my gorgeous brother Roger, the abil¬ ity to have a great time in high school as I have done. I, Keith Cullison, being of pure mind and skinny body, bequeath the back seat of Mr. Haines ' bus which K. K. and I occupied to Bob Bischoff and Peggy Parks so no one will be looking down their necks while trying to “communicate.” I, Jeff Dash, being of excellent mind and black line body, bequeath my 30-foot jump shot to Dan Townsend, and my math abilities (inherited from Jere Schuler) to anyone who wants them. I, Larry Davis, being of sound mind and red hair, bequeath one escape map to John W. so he can find his way out of the cage in case he gets locked in again. I, Scott Deal, being of sound mind and sound body, bequeath Mrs. Berry to my sister, who really needs her. I, Curtis Dunham, being of sound mind and body, bequeath my shy, quiet, personality to Jeff Crabtree. I, Steve Fear, bequeath my ability to skip out of first hour P.E. to Jim Clifton, who shows great potential; and one key to the cage to John Wood, in case he gets locked in again. I, Emilia Fernandez, being of disgusting mind and frozen body, bequeath my fluent Spanish to Mrs. Query, and my ability to get along with everybody to Paula Boys. I, Wayne Garner, being of sound mind and body, bequeath four years at MFHS to anyone who wants it.

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I, Gary Poszich, bequeath all of my nick names to Russ to burn with the trash for some heat in the gym next year. I, Randy Wayne Runyen, being of soundless mind and full body, bequeath my king size body to M.J. and S.N. because they seem to need it the most. I, James T. Schabakcer, being of sound mind and broken body bequeath my ability to break all my fingers in school to anyone who wants it. I, Marsha Shoemaker, being of busy mind and body, bequeath my fantastic brown nose to anyone, and the ability to always be late for homeroom or miss it entirely to anyone who needs it. I, Kevin Spriggs, being of sound hair and ticklish body, bequeath my many happy days of fox hunting to Scott Muth, who will need them next year. I, Carol Stout, leave Tracy Hall the three years of fun I had at S.D.H.S. for here at M.F.H.S. Have fun Tracy! I, Brenda Street, bequeath to my brother Randy all the good times I had at Maroa-Forsyth High School! I, Jeannie Chandler Stukins, bequeath nothing to nobody because I didn’t get nothing but blood, sweat, and tears. I, Terry Teel, being of strong body and clear mind, bequeath to John Wood my red face in case he gets attacked by any good looking girls! I, Scoff Thompson, being of sound mind and good body, do hereby bequeath one freezing locker room, end¬ less wind-sprints, and lots of girls to next year’s varsity basketball team. I, Diana Tibbs, being of questionable mind and accident-prone body, bequeath to Janna Bower and Kim Goss- man, one Ah-OOO-GAH horn, and one good joke, since they don’t seem to have any of their own. Also, to Mrs. McKay, one Chemistry student to stay after school every day so she can explain the assignment again. I, Leanne Tynan, being of sound mind and body, bequeath to all underclass persons lots of fun their four years at MFHS (of course after school hour s). I, Gary Allan Underwood the First, being of brilliant mind and fantastic physique, do hereby bequeath all my abilities to get along with office personnel to my nephew Rollin Dougie” Earles, so he will be looking for¬ ward to graduating as much as I am. I, Cathy Veach, being of sound mind and very klutzy body, do hereby bequeath to Debi Spell, all my pictures of Erik Estrada, and my old Tiger Beat Specials so she can take her time reading them. I, Sharon Veach, being of distorted mind and weary body, will to Mrs. Zimmerman one student who will drive her up the wall like I did. I, Patty Weikle, being of warped mind and body, do hereby bequeath to anyone the ability to forget “Oil of-her” miserable experiences because the future looks like a Challenger”, I mean Ballenger!” I, Beth Westerman, do hereby bequeath the ability to be a brat to Bonnie Hill. I, Patty Weyen, being of baffled mind and shapeless body, bequeath to my brother Dan, the ability to enjoy all four years of high school as much as I have. I, Stacy Whitehead, being of spacy mind and scrawny body, bequeath to Scott Muth my can of lime shaving cream because his car looked so nicely decorated. I, Timothy Lynn Younker, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath to Leslie Kay Oldfield the ability to stay out of rolling cars. I, Glory Yundt, being of crazy mind and body, bequeath to Sheri Vest one can of roll-on deoderant so she can ' t spray anymore Seniors in the face, and also to have a lot of fun next year. I, Brenda Gentle Zombro, bequeath to my sister Debbie, my ability to be married my senior year, and still force myself to come to school, if she should ever need it. 30