Maroa Forsyth High School - Trojanaire / Maronois Yearbook (Maroa, IL)

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I JANET KELLEY, being of talkative nature, bequeath a WATTS line to any high school girl with an out-of- town boyfriend. 1, RANDY LANTER, bequeath my Biology pig to anyone who hates pigs. It JULIE LAZELL, bequeath to my brother, Jeff, all the good times I never had in hopes he will have more. It MARK LECHLEITER, bequeath my persuasive ability to Mr. Ritter, to use as he sees fit. I, RICK LOHMAR, bequeath my ability to get out of all study halls and any other class I can to Steve Oliver. He shows great potential. I, BUTCH MASHBURN, bequeath my KISS albums, the ability to pump ’em in, and to deny to Churt Young so he can jam the inside. If DEBBIE MATHEWS, bequeath my quietness to Brenda Street. If RHONDA McKIRAHAN, bequeath my ability to work at Ronald McDonald’s to Nanner Montgomery, and also to the longest yard. I» JIM MILLER, bequeath a car to Ed Walters. I, TIM MULLINS, bequeath my sound mind and body, my muscle build, physical prowess, speed, agility, the form of Jett Kune Do, and one set of NUNCHARU’S to the Underwood brothers who probably need it more than anybody. I, LISA MYERS, bequeath to Karen Thicksten all the good times I had my last two years so she won’t miss our class too much and a pair of elbow pads to Kris Edgett. If MARCIA NORMAN, bequeath my ability to keep alive to Kim Kitchens and Randy Huffman because at the jate hey are going now they will never make it. I, BECKY OLDFIELD, bequeath my ability to make it through four years of high school to my sister, Leslie, because I think she is going to need it. I, KIM PAYNE, bequeath to ten of my friends the happiness without her. I, SHARON PETERSON, bequeath to any freshman four years of going to the library without ever being kicked out. I, DAVE PRYDE, bequeath my ability to smash people in football to Les Day so he can cancel some of the opponents. I, MIKE PULLIAM, bequeath my abilities to anyone who can figure out what they are. I, TAMMY RAVENSCRAFT, bequeath one yellow ribbon to Marsha Lienhart so she can wear it in her hair when she sings Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree. I, FRANK SHOFNER, bequeath my muscular body to my little brothers who need it. I, BRIAN SHOOKMAN, bequeath a pair of ear plugs to anyone in Mrs. Coen’s homeroom next year so they don ' t go deaf from listening to the announcements. I, JEFF SLUNDER, bequeath my ability to write a will without it being censored to anyone who needs it. I, GREG SULLIVAN, bequeath my height to Mr. Ritter to give to someone so he will have a tall ball player next year. I, ANDY TSCHAPPAT, bequeath to my little sister, Carol, my great talent for getting al ong with teachers. I, LARRY TYNAN, leave . . . out the front door, of course. I, JUNE WAELTZ, bequeath to Marcia Norman my partial ability to paint. The two of us put together would make a great artist. I, BEN WALTERS, bequeath all the senior class school spirit to all the other classes for pep assemblies. I, CINDY WEYEN, bequeath my four years of fun at MFHS to my sister, Patty. I, DIANA WHIT ACRE, bequeath to my sister, Pam, the ability to get along with most of the teachers in her four years of high school. I, TIM WILSON, bequeath my ability to overhaul a motorcycle engine to Kenny Butler. I, RON YOUNKER, bequeath one log chain to Mark Lechleiter.

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CLASS WILLS I, DAVE ALEXANDER, being of strained mind and worn out body, bequeath my married life during my Jr. and Sr. years to anyone who wants to try it. I, TERESA BARNETT, bequeath black fuzz and rotten carrots to Kelly Chaney because it runs in the family. I, DIANE BLAZER, being of sound (?) mind and shaky body, bequeath my ability to smoke in the girls restroom to anyone not wanting to get caught. I, RICK BLUNDY, bequeath my new $30 Addidas to anyone who wants them. I, CHRIS BRAGG, bequeath my school spirit to someone who cares. I, TERRI BRENNING, bequeath all the black fuzz and rotten carrots on the gym floor to Kelly Chaney because her sister had to leave them behind. I, ALAN BROWN, my mind and body being full of sound, bequeath to my brother, Garfield, the ability to have as many parties as I have had. I, ROBIN BROWN, leave my dirty tennis shoes to a certain freshman. I, ROSE BROWN, leave my history book and my notebook to the school. I, CHRIS BURNS, bequeath my athletic ability to anyone who wants pulled muscles and athletes feet. I, JULIE BUTLER, bequeath to my brother, • ' Billy Graham, a pin to pop his bad case of edema head. I, KAREN CHANEY, being of sound mind and broken bones, bequeath my good luck in staying healthy to any person who wants to legally stay out of school. I, BRET COFFMAN, bequeath my jumping ability to Gary Get Down” Brown so R.R. will have someone to hit the boards and deny” next year. I, CARRIE CRABTREE, bequeath to Renee Parker my ability to smile even when I ' m mad, because she is going to need it by the time she is a senior. I, MIKE DUBSON, bequeath a little common sense to some of the kids in school. I, SHARON DUCHARME, bequeath to my brother, Billy, the ability to enjoy my four years of high school, especially my senior year, so he can try to enjoy himself in Mt. Zion next year. I, PAUL DUNCAN, bequeath my ability to keep my head together to Mark Walters who has to try for another three years. I, DAWN EAGLER, being of soundless mind and shrunken body, bequeath to my little sis, Janet, one used car so she will learn how to ”Park er. I, RICHARD EDGETT, bequeath my ability to get through my last year at MFHS without lifting a pen or a pencil to my brothers and sisters even though they don’t need it because they haven’t lifted one yet. I, DARLA EDWARDS, censored . . . I, LORI FEAR, bequeath to Andrea Reeser and the rest of my eighth hour P.E. class my ability to get ALL the Fashion Lane Blue Light specials. I, MATT GREENE, bequeath my MFHS unique hair style to Lewie Sill who seems to want one of his own. I, MONTY GREUTMAN, bequeath my ability to get through 12 years of school to my girl friend, Sharon, who is going to need it as bad as I did. I, DANA GUFFEY, bequeath one pack of gum to Rusty Newlin so he won’t have to chew brown paper. I, MARTI HAINES, bequeath one To asty and a ”Where’s she at” to Stace and Val, and also my L.R.C. Presi¬ dential badge to be held for me just in case. I, TINA HARRIS, bequeath my ability to skip school in all three different high schools, and get away with it, to all the students getting caught. I, CYNDIE HOFFMAN, bequeath my ability to get along with all my teachers to anyone who wants it. I, TERRY HOFFMAN, bequeath nothing to nobody because nobody would let me bequeath anything. I, TOM JENNINGS, bequeath to Mr. Gerald the gold alloy baton award for sticking with us through some of our not quite harmonious band rehearsals.

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CLASS PROPHECY It is now the year 1986, and we decided to look up some of our old classmates. We got on the nearest Am- Trak, and started for Washington, D.C. When we arrived, we saw MARCIA NORMAN, who is now a well- known millionaire besides being head nurse at General Hospital. Touring the hospital, we saw nurse LISA MYERS in the delivery room. She had just helped in the delivery of CYNDIE AND TERRY HOFFMAN ' S fifth child. Congratulations??? In the hospital lab we saw who else but the mad scientist TOM JENNINGS and his assistant JAN KELLEY still trying to find a cure for the wearing out of good school books. Hurrying out of the hospital lab, we decided to pay a visit to the White House where we saw president BEN WALTERS. Ben was out in the presidential pool doing some ice fishing while his first lady, CINDY WEYEN, cheered him on. Our next stop was New York City where the big attraction in Times Square was ALAN BROWN and Midnight Highway. His Go-Go girls were CHRIS BURNS and LORI FEAR. CHRIS also is pqominent in women ' s golf while LORI has finally bought her own newspaper company. Walking down the street, we saw KIM PAYNE, she sure is looking Younger ' ' -every day! We talked to KIM and she said that RONDA McKIRAHAN is now back in Georgia where she has her own chain of beauty shops called Harpers Boutiques! We saw BUTCH MASHBURN on the street corner and as we talked to him, he constantly bragged about his Bobby -socks business. Our next stop was Manhattan where we saw the well-known photographer GREG SULLIVAN taking pictures of the well-known model SHARON DUCHARME. Maybe high school activities do pay off! These pictures were appearing on the cover of the Rolling Stone. SHARON told us that CARRIE CRABTREE is now an actress on location in Egypt filming none other than Cleopatra. Manhattan was a little crowded so we decided to go to Hollywood, California. Out on the beach we saw TINA HARRIS soaking up that California sun. Her roommate in her apartment is DAWN EAGLER. DAWN was in her room still trying to make that big decision. We didn ' t get to see her, but we wish her all the luck in the world. Later our Am-Trak stopped at Warner-Brothers studio, where we found dashing director RICK LOHMAR prod¬ ucing a new sequel to the movie Jaws. It will be called Piranha. Leaving that gory scene, we came to the Johnson Johnson Manufacturing Co. President DAVE ALEXANDER even offered us a free tour, but we didn ' t have the time. Maybe some other time, DAVE. As we stepped out, we ran into TAMMY LUSTER. She told us the life in California could really be Bland. One night we dined at an exclusive nightclub where TERESA BARNETT was the main attraction telling the same jokes she told in high school and still getting great laughs out of them. In this nightclub we ran into TIM MULLINS, who is now doing a sequel to the movie Fists of Fury; it will be called Hands of Hercules. The nightclub turned out to be a very in place and we decided to stay for the entertainment. FRANK SHOFNER turned out to be the bouncer in the club. We guess that 4 years of football really do help! As the band came on to play, the lead singer was PAUL DUNCAN. PAUL was replacing the star who was ill, and, of course, that star was none other than Edgar Winter? Who knows maybe PAUL has a new career. We also saw JIM MILLER who is now a professional light man and crew director, but now he ' s working for Edgar. Well, the nightclub got a little crowded so we started off again. We traveled through many states in search of all our old classmates. In Louisiana, we saw DARLA EDWARDS who is the proud owner of her own chain of Long John Silvers? In Colorado we saw BRIAN SHOOKMAN who is now raising his third Foster child. From BRIAN we learned that MARTI HAINES has just gone to the Olympics. All those years of flip-flops really paid off for her. Before we left Colorado, we stopped in an art store and saw a beautiful painting. Then we noticed that the name of the artist was BECKY OLDFIELD. BECKY is now married, but she finds time to draw when she ' s not driving around in her Super Bee. DIANE BLAZER is now the manufacturer of Mann jeans. We are really proud of her! 26