Marlinton High School - Marlintonian Yearbook (Marlinton, WV)

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...from Lone Tree autographed copy. Alan Young' is travel- ing about on a motor-burro from teepee tc wigwam installing triba-vision and re- pairing Sam Callison's alarm clock, so that Catherine Rexrode will be sure to have the young Sam, Jr., to school on time. Cleo Carr is the village weaver. She can be seen at the loom at any hour, weav- ing' blankets. And beside her is Edith Davis who is an expert pottery maker. Just back of the artists Buddy Adkison can be heard in his profession - singing lullabys to the village youngsters while the niammas see a matinee. At a scenic beau- ty spot near the river Eddie McLauj1'hlin has his own hotel. Juanita is the recep- tionist and 'tStu has moved from a pop- :orn popper to the night-clerk. Ivan Vanlteenan spends his time try- ing to graft a pine-tree and an apple tree. The results, he hopes, will be a rare speci- men of a pine-apple. . Glenn Reynolds just completed his de- gree for medicine man - nurse is Mary Friel and they are quite a medical team. They do research on the side. The most recent deed to humanity is administering- blood plasma to mosquitoes. Betty Sharp is the tribe's model moth- er. Without her family Buddy Adkison would go out of business. Opal Gay has recently been crowned Miss Scalp-'Em at a Hair and Cranium Convention and is at the moment return- ing to her tribal duties of the same title. Madaline Sage and Dot Rogers have Spent the past decade trying frantically to ,ARMS-Jw I l I l I jxy i j , f J Q teach Minnehaha the fine art of spontane- ous laughing in C flat. Harry Cutlip and Mack Friel have been in Solitary confinement for days. They have been trying to modernize the bow and arrow, and the only improvement yet is jet propulsion on the tail feathers. Jimmy Lovelace and Johnny Webb have a chicken farm. They feed the hens pool chalk, in order that they may lay eggs round enough for use as billiard balls. Ralph Sharp is the Phys. Ed. for Hens in- structor. He teaches them how NOT to scratch Bonnie McLaughlin and Dolly Shifflet are celebrating the event of matrimony just outside the chiefys tent. After the ceremony, they will climb Lone Tree and cast their bouquets of rushes, moss and mayapples to the prospective brides Pat M. and Phyllis D. waiting eagerly at the foot of the Knob. Having seen the various ceremonial dances connected with the somewhat prim- itive Senior Tribe, the journey back to civilization is taken with a feeling of anxiety to get away from the settlement in one piece. The trek down the moun- tainside is taken somewhat more rapidly -but not too fast to see. as a last glimpse, Buddy, Dink, and Bobby doing a dance ritual to the cliff gods in hopes that they will send back their squaws. ii-Through the years the color has reced- ed from red to pink. M A' Xif ,QM W .I 5 ,J x J f ff! NIV M X 'lwxlin M f-..-,fam ra

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Smoke Signals... HE GOVERNMENT, headed by Loris Galford saw fit fifteen years previ- ous to remove our tribe of ifpink-skins t0 the utmost peak of the Lone Tree Knob. a result of experiments conducted by Dickie Gibson in which he proved U57 as a body. to be a menace to the ar1'CS which he needs to torture the next Demo- cratic President to resignation. In order to get to the secluded village one must climb for inches up the steep cliffs of the mountain, On the way y0u are likely to see a thread of smoke rising from one of the three scattered hermitages occupied by stray tribesmen who choose to live thus. Dink Moses, Bobby McElwee and Bobby Meadows are those Who isolat- gd themselves when Margaret Anne, Anna, and Harriet in a fit of Panic fsrigglesl fell over a cliff. Every Indian establishment, as you know, must have a totem pole - and the one in this village is quite unusual and extraordinarily majestic in appearance. Upon closer observation we find that it is none other than Ira Friel standing erect with arms c1'ossed. Near the totem pole lalias lraj is the newly constructed fby Marvin Ratliff's Construction Co.J outdoor gymnasium, Buster is busy building up the basketball team - His latest accom- plishment is having taught the five to shoot a shrunken head fJosephine Sag'e's, to be ,pi-lift, I l X er K 0 r'. exactj into a crow's nest from their perch atop a totem pole. Rex White who is on the team is getting to be an expert on in- terference but just won't shoot a basket. Qlmagine his Jo's cranium proper in a ciow's nest - Horrorsly Every community's essential is a school lmuch to the regret of somej, and in this particular one we find John Showalter as prirwipal, Gloria teaching how to send smoke signals in shorthand, and Don Akers a course in Driver Education fdriv- ing nails, that isj. Danny Scott is dem- onstrating bow 'n' arrow-ology for hunt- ing mice. Don Hannah has taken over Mr. Ven- Recnan's school bus and is pulling in a little wampum by driving sightseers around Lone Tree Knob. Last week, at the com- mand of Arthur Crawford, Norman Auld- ridge mixed a chemistry experiment in his teepeetory resulting' in an explosion of blue-pink flame. Since then the remain- der of the tribe have worshipped them as iire-gods-fAuldridge be praised!!j The publishing' house on the corner of Tomahawk Circle, which is run by Ul- dine Hively and Faye Morrison, is busy publishing Jewell Baxter's latest book of Grassipes - teaching the squaws how to make use of daisy petals and milkweed floss. Barbara Harper and Naomi Friel seem-to be having a heated argument out- side of the building as to who gets the first M N X1 S QQ i x fi f rel if. re X i i W i Y ,,,.,iilff4v,,g ' 5' 1

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A I NAME AND NICKNAME SENIOR USUALLY SEEN WITH LOAFING PLACE 'JUDY BAXTER ............. .....,...... M erit Galford ..........--.. .......... O ver Town -....-. . 'CHEROKEEU CARR .... ...... S hirley Sprouse ...,.. .. Toll House 'TEXASH CLARK ....... ..... P hyllis Dunbrack ....... ..... R adiator Seat ...... 'MAC COYNER ....... ....... A nna or Harriet ..... ....... C lover Lick .... 'EDITHU DAVIS .......... .......... A Book ......... ....... H ome ..... . 'SISSIE DAVISSON .... 'CHIPPY DUNBRACK ...... 'BLONDIE FRIEL ...... 'NAY FRIEL ................... 'GIGGLESU GARDNER ...... . 'OP GAY .......,.............. 'BOBBY HARPER ...... 'DEENIEH HIVELY ........... . 'BONNIE McLAUGHLIN 'PATH MEADOWS ........... . 'FAYE MORRISON 'CATTY REXRODE .... 'DOT ROGERS ......... JO SAGE ................... 'MAD' SAGE ................ 'SHARPH McPATERS ....... . 'KITTY SHARP ......... . 'DOT SHIFFLET .... . 'NITA WAUGH ........ . 'BUDDY ADKISON .... 'DONNIE AKERS ........... HENRY AULDRIDGE ..... . 'HAMBONEU CALLISON 'BUSTERX' CLARK ....... . 'ART CRAWFORD ..... . 'POPPA CUTLIP ...... . C IRA FRIEL .........,.. MAC FRIEL ............. 'LOUIE GALFORD ...A.. 'DICKIE GIBSON .... . 'DON HANNAH 'JIM LOVELACE .......... CHICKEN McLAUGHLIN ......, . 'BOBBYH MCELWEE ......... . 'DINK MOSES ............... . 'ABE RATLIFF ...........,....., . 'PROFESSORU REYNOLDS ..... 'DANNY SCOTT ................ 'RALPH SHARP .....,........, . 'BARNEY SHOWALTER 'STU STEWART ................ . 'LARRY VAN REENEN 'SPIDERU WEBB ................ . 'REXALL WHITE ....A 'RUSTY YOUNG ..... Bobby McElwee Gloria Clark Margaret Ervine Uldine Hively Buddy Meadows .. Bonnie McLaughlin .. Gay Nell Wagner Naomi Friel Opal Gay Joyce Nottingham Catherine Rexrode Sam Callison Margaret Ervine Rex White Hubert Sharp Oliver McPaters Faye Morrison Naomi Friel Eddie McLaughlin Danny Scott Glenn Reynolds Mack Friel Mary Catherine R. Homer Gordon Ivan VanReenen Dickie Gibson Ivan VanReenen Norman Auldridge Rex White Rex White Danny Scott Alan Young Juanita Waugh Anna Bobby McElwee June Kellison Don Akers Buddy Adkison Merle Gay Charles Galford Arthur Crawford Arthur Crawford Sammy Callison Jo Sage Jimmy Lovelace Clover Lick Hall Radiator Newsstand Around Gym Helen's Huntersville Harry's Around Gym Conoco Station Helen's Harry's McElwee's Store .... Newsstand . .i.... Newsstand .......,...... . Newsstand Apartment over Legion Home Library Helen's Helen's Pool Room School Moses and Meadows ..... . Pool Room Helen's Pool Room His Car Pool Room Moses and Meadows ...... Home Pool Room Pool Room Pool Room Alpine Hotel Clover Lick Clover Lick Pool Room Pool Room Balcony Clover Lick Pool Room Theatre Pool Room Pool Room Hall Radiator Thomas Store