Markleville High School - Arabian Yearbook (Markleville, IN)

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HIGH SCHOOL HUMOR Pfyyritr Clair- Miss Harness-There is much less energy down low than there is up high. Paul Campbell-I was wondering what was wrong with me. fTtzfkil1g abou! .inlaid in Pbj.riL'r rL1.fiJ Paul C.WWouldn't it be sound if a hammer fell off of a tall building and hit somebody, because I heard about a guy who was working on a tall building and he dropped a hammer on Satur- day. As he was going to work the following Tuesday the same hammer hit him on the head. Ella Florence Noland came to Physics class one day with her dress on backwards and she asked Miss Harness if she could be excused long enough to change it. We were drawing pictures of an automobile engine in Physics Lab. Martha McClead saw the fly- wheel and asked, Is that the steering wheel? One day Meredith Sparks got too noisy in Physics class and Miss H. made him sit down and stay there until the bell rang. He asked Robert Collier to go his bail. Davis Wfilliams was playing with a mouse trap in Physics Lab. He threw it and told the class that he had the mouse but it got away. Harness-Davis you may read and explain the Nth problem. L, D, W.-The Eiffel Tower is 1,000 ft. high. Hey! that's wrong. H.-Why? L. D. W.-Because it's only 984 ft. high. We were talking about the different kinds of glass in Physics class. After a while Maurine Rosen- feld asked, XX'hat kind are you talking about, 'shadder' proof or shatter proof? Miss Harness-Stars twinkle because heavenly bodies pass between us and them. D. W.-Well if the stars are that large it would take a big angel to cover one star. Miss Harness-Scientists claim that Indiana has moved 500 mi. south, and this is what is causing our unusually warm weather. Arthur Hudsonfl wonder when the new maps are published if they will show Indiana down where Tennessee is now? Alberta-You Can distinguish stars from other heavenlqf bodies because they twinkle. Meredith-Wfell I've seen stars that d1dn't twinkle. Conizzzerritzl Geogr.iplo- Mr. Anderson-Name some plants that have sugar in them. D. Williams-XX'ell, theres onions, parsnips, and turnips. Mr. A.-Do you think of any more Howard? Howard F.-Yes, theres sweet peas. fTi11ei11g abou: lbs fish i2zdnfI1',y in Com. G'eog.j H. J. A.-Why is the water shallow up around Newfoundland? Davis-Because it isn't so far to the bottom. H. J. Anderson-Where would you rather go if you didn't have a home, Belgium or Canada, Paul? P. W. C.-I would rather go to Canada, because you could shoot rabbits for food. L. D. W.-How would you shoot them? M. H. S.-With nigger-flippers, I suppose. fArthur Hudson went to sleep in C. Geog. class. Mr. Anderson saw him and saidl: Arthur, you are excused. A. F. H.+That is very nice of you. E. F. Thirty i

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OUT OF THE ARK CAME NOAHH A Comedy in Three Arn Presented by MARKLEVHLE HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS April 8, 1932 H. s. Gym fCast of characters in the order of their stage appearancej Noah Bennett-Bell hop for the Hotel Ark ,...........,.....v.....e... ....,............ P aul Campbell Billy Bob Vance-Clerk of the Hotel Ark ........, ......... C athern Hayden Mrs. O'Leary-Hotel owner .,.......,................ .. ..........,.. Catherine Shelton Maggie-A maid at the Hotel Ark ,,......,,,,....,.......,l.,,...,,...........,...... Dorothy Crosthwaite Mr. George McElwane-Owner of the McElwane Beauty Salon ,,,,.,.,,....... Harper Rector julia McElwane-Daughter of George ,,,,......,,,..,.........,,.,..,............,..,.,,, Margaret Stickler Madelle Lebow-Julia's maid .,....,..,.,......l..............,................,,,....,,,,, Ella Florence Noland Franz Arnold-Owner of the Arnold chain of Beauty Shoppes ..,.l..,,,,.,.,. Richard Mace Dawson-Valet of Franz Arnold .....,....,.,,......,,,........, .,.,,,..,..,,,,...,,,,,...,,, C harles Guenther Basca-Beauty Parlor operator ,.....,...,,..,...,......,,.,..,,l,...,....... ,.,..,.. M argaret McClead Lenore Maitland-Star in the musical comedy Laughter ..,.. .....,,,, Thelma Dudley Martha Lee-Slightly overweight .,...,.....,..,...,..........,....,........,., .....,. M aurine Rosenfeld Terry Malone--Who discovers the magic reducing cream .,,.....l .,..,..,, R obert Collier Act One-Lobby of the Hotel Ark Act Two-Office of Mr. McElwane's Beauty Salon Act Three-Same as Act Two Robert Cooper-Stage Mamzger Helen XVilliams+Prompter Meredith Sparks-Ant. Stage Aflazmgef Helen Markle-Prompter Davis Williams-EIertr'iria1z Berniece McCallister-Uflver Arthur Hudson-Scenery Martha MCClC3d-UJIJEI' Wilma Hoppes-Make-up Sarah Mitchell-Uyber Evelyn FOl't-llfldff-II!! Floyd T. WalkerfC0arb Tu'enl'y-nlne

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The features of Washington 's life were of importance to all- his taking command of the Con- tinental arm y,' being selected Moderator of the Constitutional Confvention: elected first Presi- dent of the United States: and the delivering of his Farewell Address. These were made more important by his efforts to aid all enterprises that were worthy -thus rendering a service to each of his countrymen -past and present.